Daming: I have a showdown, my father-in-law is the emperor
Chapter 91 Daming's Fat Aunt Is Scary
Chapter 91 Daming's Fat Aunt Is Scary
The horse-drawn carriages of this era don't have shock-absorbing devices, and the people of Ming Dynasty don't think there is anything. Isn't this normal?It is already a great blessing to have a horse-drawn carriage, so who cares about whether it is bumpy or not.
However, as a modern person, Chen Fan is not used to it!
It seems that when I come to Daming next time, I will prepare a few luxury cars.
After Chen Fan and his party left the restaurant, they arrived at Chang'an Avenue.
Chang'an Avenue is the main street in front of the Meridian Gate of the Imperial Palace. It is several kilometers long and full of people. It can be said to be the most prosperous street in Beijing.
On both sides of Chang'an Avenue are all kinds of shops, selling grain, cloth, blacksmiths, restaurants, teahouses, all kinds of shouts are constantly buzzing, and it is very lively.
"Both young masters, come to our shop and drink a bowl of herbal tea to quench your thirst."
The owner of a tea shop on the street, about 50 to [-] years old, looks dark and strong.
When he saw two handsome young men in gorgeous clothes passing by his tea stand, the boss hurriedly greeted Chen Fan and Zhu Cihong.
But Chen Fan passed by the tea stand directly, ignoring the boss's behavior of soliciting customers.
"This Chang'an Street is very bustling!"
Looking at the passers-by on the street, Chen Fan sighed with emotion.
Hearing the uncle's praise, Zhu Cihong was very proud.
The prosperity of Chang'an Street is also a result of their royal governance.
"Uncle Huang, what do you feed the puppy? I think it tastes delicious."
Zhu Cihong had long noticed that Uncle Huang took out a bag of things out of thin air, and kept feeding Bian Mu along the way.
Chen Fan explained while looking at the bustling Chang'an Street dizzyingly:
"This is dog food, specially for dogs."
Chen Fan hugged Xiao Bianmu with one hand, and grabbed a handful of dog food with the other hand and put it near Xiao Bianmu's mouth.
Seeing Xiao Bianmu eating happily, Chen Fan nodded contentedly.
When he first held Bian Mu in his arms, the little guy was still howling and a little unhappy.
However, under the attack of his dog food, the little guy was immediately defeated, eating dog food in his arms, extremely docile.
"Uncle Huang, this puppy looks so cute, I haven't named it yet, how about calling it Wangcai?"
Zhu Cixiang reached out and touched the little Bian Collie's head. The little Bian Collie just ate the dog food quietly and ignored Zhu Cixiang's petting behavior.
Chen Fan's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Zhu Cihong.
Prosperity?
It's too earthy!
Although Chen Fan doesn't know how many dogs named Wangcai there are in Daming, but there must be a lot!
"Let's call it Xiaobian! Simple and easy to remember."
Chen Fan thought about it and said.
"Xiao Bian, Xiao Bian Mu, the name given by the emperor's uncle is very appropriate."
Zhu Cihong flattered her without saying what she meant.
How wonderful it is to be called Wangcai!Wangcai sounds so good!
Hey!
Forget it, just call your uncle whatever you like!
Zhu Cihong sighed regretfully in his heart.
Chang'an Avenue is very long, and Chen Fan and his party have been strolling around for an hour or two.
Chen Fan saw that it was getting late, and the number of pedestrians on the street gradually decreased, and he was about to go home.
Sudden.
Chen Fan saw a simple shop not far ahead, the wooden door of the door was leaky, and there was an obese middle-aged woman leaning on the door frame, constantly twisting her waist thicker than a bucket.
Chen Fan was so excited that he pointed at the fat woman in front of him, looked at Zhu Cixiang and asked:
"What is that fat aunt doing?"
Isn't it said that ancient women valued chastity the most?
Then what happened to this fat aunt who was posing on the street?
Zhu Cihong looked in the direction of Chen Fan's finger, and sure enough, he saw a middle-aged woman with heavy make-up scratching her head.
Zhu Cixi shook his head blankly. This was the first time he encountered such a situation.
"Master, that door is half closed."
The butler Wang Dalong, who had been following behind Chen Fan, took a look at the situation in front of him and immediately knew what was going on.
"Ajar the door?"
Chen Fan looked puzzled.
Wang Dalong coughed and explained meaningfully:
"Young master, this half-closed door is for the flesh and blood business."
"Oh, I see!"
It was only then that Chen Fan suddenly realized, isn't this just making chickens?
However, the quality is too bad!
Will someone really play with this fat aunt?
Chen Fan expressed doubts.
Zhu Cixiang frowned when he heard what Wang Dalong said.
The guy in front is also a prostitute?
This is too different from the young lady he saw in Chunfenglou!
in fact.
The women who do the business of half-opening the door are basically poor and can't live happily, so they can't come out to do this no-cost business.
Especially in the last years of the Ming Dynasty, when the common people were suffering, in order to make ends meet, there were quite a few women who did half-closed business.
However, most of them are peasant women from other places who can't survive, so they can do this job.
Very few local women in the capital do this.
But not to mention, these women can barely make ends meet by keeping their doors ajar.
Although they are middle-aged women, they are old and pearly.
But there are still men in the capital who are willing to play with them.
After all, if you go to play with the young ladies in the brothel, if you don't have a few taels of silver on you, you can't even touch the hands of these young ladies, let alone study the mysteries of the human body together in bed.
A few taels of silver are out of reach for most people in the capital.
Therefore, these fat aunts who charge only a dozen yuan at a time have become the choice of many men.
Although these fat aunts are ugly, they are still older, and they are fat.
But the problem is quenching thirst!
Therefore, there are still many repeat customers of some highly skilled fat aunts.
Although they can't compare the quality with the coquettish goods in the brothel Goulan.
But they can take the amount!
Don't say it yet.
Some fat aunts with unique skills received no fewer guests than the top names in brothels.
And the fat aunt that Chen Fan saw now belonged to the kind with special skills.
When Chen Fan and his party passed by the fat aunt.
Fat aunt's eyes lit up, these two young men are so handsome, looking at their clothes, looking at the guards behind them, they are rich young men.
Thinking of this, the fat aunt hurriedly greeted her.
"You two sons!"
Although the two handsome young men in front of them looked like they came from rich families, they should have gone to the brothel Goulan to look for those coquettish guys, so they might not be attracted to a middle-aged woman like her.
But the fat aunt still stopped the two handsome young men.
How will you know the result if you don't try it?
After all, some people have unique tastes, so maybe they like hers.
When Chen Fan and Zhu Cihong heard the fat aunt calling them, they subconsciously turned to look at the fat aunt.
I saw the fat aunt with heavy makeup, waved the handkerchief in her hand, twisted her fat buttocks, cast a wink at Chen Fan, and said shyly:
"Come and play!"
After saying that, the fat aunt blew a kiss to Chen Fan and the two of them.
Chen Fan's face turned pale with fright, and he immediately ran away while grabbing Zhu Cihong's hand.
terrible!
It's so scary!
Just like you, fat aunt, you still let us play?
Who is playing who!
Are we playing with you, or are you playing with us?
(End of this chapter)
The horse-drawn carriages of this era don't have shock-absorbing devices, and the people of Ming Dynasty don't think there is anything. Isn't this normal?It is already a great blessing to have a horse-drawn carriage, so who cares about whether it is bumpy or not.
However, as a modern person, Chen Fan is not used to it!
It seems that when I come to Daming next time, I will prepare a few luxury cars.
After Chen Fan and his party left the restaurant, they arrived at Chang'an Avenue.
Chang'an Avenue is the main street in front of the Meridian Gate of the Imperial Palace. It is several kilometers long and full of people. It can be said to be the most prosperous street in Beijing.
On both sides of Chang'an Avenue are all kinds of shops, selling grain, cloth, blacksmiths, restaurants, teahouses, all kinds of shouts are constantly buzzing, and it is very lively.
"Both young masters, come to our shop and drink a bowl of herbal tea to quench your thirst."
The owner of a tea shop on the street, about 50 to [-] years old, looks dark and strong.
When he saw two handsome young men in gorgeous clothes passing by his tea stand, the boss hurriedly greeted Chen Fan and Zhu Cihong.
But Chen Fan passed by the tea stand directly, ignoring the boss's behavior of soliciting customers.
"This Chang'an Street is very bustling!"
Looking at the passers-by on the street, Chen Fan sighed with emotion.
Hearing the uncle's praise, Zhu Cihong was very proud.
The prosperity of Chang'an Street is also a result of their royal governance.
"Uncle Huang, what do you feed the puppy? I think it tastes delicious."
Zhu Cihong had long noticed that Uncle Huang took out a bag of things out of thin air, and kept feeding Bian Mu along the way.
Chen Fan explained while looking at the bustling Chang'an Street dizzyingly:
"This is dog food, specially for dogs."
Chen Fan hugged Xiao Bianmu with one hand, and grabbed a handful of dog food with the other hand and put it near Xiao Bianmu's mouth.
Seeing Xiao Bianmu eating happily, Chen Fan nodded contentedly.
When he first held Bian Mu in his arms, the little guy was still howling and a little unhappy.
However, under the attack of his dog food, the little guy was immediately defeated, eating dog food in his arms, extremely docile.
"Uncle Huang, this puppy looks so cute, I haven't named it yet, how about calling it Wangcai?"
Zhu Cixiang reached out and touched the little Bian Collie's head. The little Bian Collie just ate the dog food quietly and ignored Zhu Cixiang's petting behavior.
Chen Fan's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Zhu Cihong.
Prosperity?
It's too earthy!
Although Chen Fan doesn't know how many dogs named Wangcai there are in Daming, but there must be a lot!
"Let's call it Xiaobian! Simple and easy to remember."
Chen Fan thought about it and said.
"Xiao Bian, Xiao Bian Mu, the name given by the emperor's uncle is very appropriate."
Zhu Cihong flattered her without saying what she meant.
How wonderful it is to be called Wangcai!Wangcai sounds so good!
Hey!
Forget it, just call your uncle whatever you like!
Zhu Cihong sighed regretfully in his heart.
Chang'an Avenue is very long, and Chen Fan and his party have been strolling around for an hour or two.
Chen Fan saw that it was getting late, and the number of pedestrians on the street gradually decreased, and he was about to go home.
Sudden.
Chen Fan saw a simple shop not far ahead, the wooden door of the door was leaky, and there was an obese middle-aged woman leaning on the door frame, constantly twisting her waist thicker than a bucket.
Chen Fan was so excited that he pointed at the fat woman in front of him, looked at Zhu Cixiang and asked:
"What is that fat aunt doing?"
Isn't it said that ancient women valued chastity the most?
Then what happened to this fat aunt who was posing on the street?
Zhu Cihong looked in the direction of Chen Fan's finger, and sure enough, he saw a middle-aged woman with heavy make-up scratching her head.
Zhu Cixi shook his head blankly. This was the first time he encountered such a situation.
"Master, that door is half closed."
The butler Wang Dalong, who had been following behind Chen Fan, took a look at the situation in front of him and immediately knew what was going on.
"Ajar the door?"
Chen Fan looked puzzled.
Wang Dalong coughed and explained meaningfully:
"Young master, this half-closed door is for the flesh and blood business."
"Oh, I see!"
It was only then that Chen Fan suddenly realized, isn't this just making chickens?
However, the quality is too bad!
Will someone really play with this fat aunt?
Chen Fan expressed doubts.
Zhu Cixiang frowned when he heard what Wang Dalong said.
The guy in front is also a prostitute?
This is too different from the young lady he saw in Chunfenglou!
in fact.
The women who do the business of half-opening the door are basically poor and can't live happily, so they can't come out to do this no-cost business.
Especially in the last years of the Ming Dynasty, when the common people were suffering, in order to make ends meet, there were quite a few women who did half-closed business.
However, most of them are peasant women from other places who can't survive, so they can do this job.
Very few local women in the capital do this.
But not to mention, these women can barely make ends meet by keeping their doors ajar.
Although they are middle-aged women, they are old and pearly.
But there are still men in the capital who are willing to play with them.
After all, if you go to play with the young ladies in the brothel, if you don't have a few taels of silver on you, you can't even touch the hands of these young ladies, let alone study the mysteries of the human body together in bed.
A few taels of silver are out of reach for most people in the capital.
Therefore, these fat aunts who charge only a dozen yuan at a time have become the choice of many men.
Although these fat aunts are ugly, they are still older, and they are fat.
But the problem is quenching thirst!
Therefore, there are still many repeat customers of some highly skilled fat aunts.
Although they can't compare the quality with the coquettish goods in the brothel Goulan.
But they can take the amount!
Don't say it yet.
Some fat aunts with unique skills received no fewer guests than the top names in brothels.
And the fat aunt that Chen Fan saw now belonged to the kind with special skills.
When Chen Fan and his party passed by the fat aunt.
Fat aunt's eyes lit up, these two young men are so handsome, looking at their clothes, looking at the guards behind them, they are rich young men.
Thinking of this, the fat aunt hurriedly greeted her.
"You two sons!"
Although the two handsome young men in front of them looked like they came from rich families, they should have gone to the brothel Goulan to look for those coquettish guys, so they might not be attracted to a middle-aged woman like her.
But the fat aunt still stopped the two handsome young men.
How will you know the result if you don't try it?
After all, some people have unique tastes, so maybe they like hers.
When Chen Fan and Zhu Cihong heard the fat aunt calling them, they subconsciously turned to look at the fat aunt.
I saw the fat aunt with heavy makeup, waved the handkerchief in her hand, twisted her fat buttocks, cast a wink at Chen Fan, and said shyly:
"Come and play!"
After saying that, the fat aunt blew a kiss to Chen Fan and the two of them.
Chen Fan's face turned pale with fright, and he immediately ran away while grabbing Zhu Cihong's hand.
terrible!
It's so scary!
Just like you, fat aunt, you still let us play?
Who is playing who!
Are we playing with you, or are you playing with us?
(End of this chapter)
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