Daming: I have a showdown, my father-in-law is the emperor

Chapter 57 You Don't Suffer, You Take Advantage

"Come on, don't be polite. We are brothers. I won't dislike you."

Because the bleeding was too private, Zhao Jun thought his best friend was shy.

As soon as Zhao Jun thought that if he didn't apply the medicine again, that place would probably crack, and it would be troublesome at that time.

Thinking of this, Zhao Jun clasped Chen Fan's hands tightly with one hand, and then took off Chen Fan's pants with the other hand.

"Let go of me! You rascal!"

Chen Fan shouted in horror.

Buddies, is this bewitched?Why did you suddenly go crazy?
Could it be that he was going to be slept by a man just after he was slept by a woman?
Chen Fan was thinking wildly in grief.

"It's not convenient for you to apply the medicine alone, let me help you apply the medicine!"

Zhao Jun leaned forward and pressed on Chen Fan's body, preventing him from moving around.

While taking off his pants, he warned:

"Don't move around, if you move any more, the chrysanthemum will really burst."

and many more?

split?

Hearing this, Chen Fan suddenly woke up.

original.

It was the best friend who misunderstood him, thinking that he was raped by a man.

Chen Fan hurriedly shouted:
"Wait a minute, I was not violated by a man, you misunderstood."

kindness?
When Zhao Jun heard this, his subordinates stopped and looked at Chen Fan with confusion.

Didn't you say you were hit by a man?
Why are you saying that you weren't caught by a man now?
He was fooled all of a sudden.

"Get off me first, and then I'll explain to you."

Chen Fan interrupted Zhao Jun's thoughts, and urged Zhao Jun to get up from him quickly, it was uncomfortable to press him like this.

Zhao Jun got up from Chen Fan with a puzzled face, waiting for Chen Fan to give him an explanation.

Chen Fan stood up from the sofa, put on his pants, and cursed in a low voice.

"You rascal, you almost ripped off your underwear."

After Chen Fan tidied up his clothes, he told Zhao Jun the ins and outs of the matter.

Including after returning from Ming Dynasty, he exchanged 100 billion with Gao Guoqiang, and then the 100 billion was immediately cheated by the system.

Then Lin Wan'er asked him to drink, got him drunk, and defiled him.

He went home in a fit of anger, but not long after arriving home, he ran into murderous fugitives who wanted to hold him hostage.

You came back just as soon as you settled the fugitive matter.

Zhao Jun was dumbfounded.

In just one day, so many thrilling things happened!

Suddenly, Zhao Jun came back to his senses and looked at Chen Fan in surprise.

"That is to say, when you said you were the one, did you mean Lin Wan'er?"

Chen Fan nodded solemnly.

"Yes, that's the female gangster. I misjudged her before. I didn't expect that she would do such a beastly thing."

puff!
Seeing his best friend's expression of being greatly wronged, Zhao Jun finally couldn't help laughing.

Then the laughter grew louder.

Hahaha!
Zhao Jun's stomach ached from laughing, and he covered his stomach with his hands and kept rolling on the sofa.

Chen Fan scolded angrily:
"why are you laughing?"

Chen Fan stared at Zhao Jun angrily, feeling extremely wronged.

He was violated by Lin Wan'er, and his heart was already hurt a lot.

The reason why I told this to my best friend is that I hope that my best friend can enlighten him and make him feel better.

did not expect.

Not only do not comfort him.

Still laughing like this, they rolled on the ground.

Are you still not my brother?

Seeing that Chen Fan seemed really angry, Zhao Jun stopped laughing with difficulty.

Zhao Jun patted the ashes off his body, and sat back beside Chen Fan again.

Looking at Chen Fan with a suppressed smile, Zhao Jun comforted him:

"Fanzi, this is a great thing! You are finally no longer a virgin, which means that from today on, you are no longer a boy, but a real man. This is a happy event, and we should celebrate it!"

When Zhao Jun went to Chen Fan's company, he met Lin Wan'er several times.

Looks really good.

Judging by his eyes of countless women, he can give Lin Wan'er a 9 out of [-] in terms of appearance, figure, and temperament.

Therefore, no matter who slept with whom, the buddies would not suffer.

Moreover, it should be said that the best friend has made a lot of money.

With such a beautiful woman throwing herself into her arms actively, countless men in the whole world would wake up laughing from their dreams.

Zhao Jun guessed why his best friend had such an overreaction.

It should be the best friend's first time.

Don't understand anything, don't understand anything.

When best friends taste more love in the future, they won't be like this anymore.

"Is this a happy event? Want to celebrate?"

Chen Fan thought he heard it wrong, his innocence was gone, is this a happy event?
Chen Fan stared at Zhao Jun angrily.

Zhao Jun nodded, smiled calmly and said:
"Look, Lin Wan'er is also a beauty. She sleeps with you, and she is the one who suffers. It stands to reason that you have taken advantage of it."

"Hehe, what logic, I was violated, and I took advantage of it? Then I violated you, did you also take advantage of it?"

"Come on! Come and violate me!"

As Zhao Jun said, he lay down on the sofa, assuming a posture of letting others slaughter him.

Chen Fan was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cursed:
"Fuck off!"

Seeing that his buddy finally burst into laughter, Zhao Jun heaved a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that if his buddy couldn't turn his head around, it would be bad if he did something stupid.

Zhao Jun continued to enlighten:

"Just now you said he was bleeding heavily, so that means it's Lin Wan'er's first time."

"Look, if a beauty gives the first time to a man, whether the man is willing or not, the man will take advantage of it, and the beauty will suffer."

"In China, a woman's chastity is valuable, but a man's chastity is worthless."

"If you ask anyone on the street and say that a beautiful woman raped you, they will only look at you with envy and jealousy, and they will say that you are Versailles."

After Zhao Jun's explanation, Chen Fan's mood became much calmer.

Why is it that if a man violates a woman, everyone will shout and beat him up, but if a woman violates a man, everyone will applaud her.

I still don't quite understand this weird logic though.

But at least Chen Fan is no longer as desperate as before.

"According to what you say, Lin Wan'er slept with me, or did she suffer?"

Zhao Jun nodded.

Oh!
Chen Fan snorted.

"I asked Lin Wan'er why there has been no movement until now. I'm still waiting for her to call and apologize! She slept with me and didn't say anything or give me an explanation!"

Hearing the complaints from his buddies, Zhao Jun blushed and complained wildly in his heart.

Please!

Brother!

It was Lin Wan'er who suffered the loss, and it should be you who came to the door to apologize.

What's more, waiting for the other party to call.

Zhao Jun was quite speechless.

See, when you curse at the other party, you already start thinking about the other party in your heart.

"Fanzi, at this time, you should take the initiative to call to comfort the other party and take Lin Wan'er down in one fell swoop."

"She slept with you, which means she likes you."

"It just so happens that Lin Wan'er is also pretty, take her and end your 23 years of single life."

Chen Fan frowned.

"Even if she likes me, she can't sleep with me as soon as she comes up. The two of you can get along slowly first!"

Zhao Jun explained:
"Maybe she likes you so much, that's why she's so anxious to sleep with you!"

　I have yin and yang eyes, and I always see things that I shouldn't see. Is there any way to get rid of it?I can not stand it any more.

　　God's comment: Have you ever doubted that you are a dog?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)