Chapter 7
Chapter 7
Jiang Yan's complexion instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot when he heard the two singing together.
"Grandpa Li, I have something to do today, so I won't bother you, come here, close the city gate to see off the guests!"
Jiang Yan's words didn't give Li Chengqian any face at all. If a dog was in front of him at this moment, that dog might be treated similarly to Li Chengqian.
Now, everyone knows that Li Chengqian was exiled to Qianzhou, and he is no longer that high-ranking prince.
In addition, Jiang Yan belongs to the Wei Wang camp, so there is no need to give Li Chengqian face.
Hearing Jiang Yan's arrogant words, Li Chengqian's expression did not change, but a cold light flashed in his eyes.
"Bold, dare to disrespect the lord!"
Li Chengqian could bear it, but the three hundred Wei soldiers behind him couldn't bear it.
The 300 people took a step forward in unison, causing the entire ground to tremble.
An overwhelming evil spirit made Jiang Yan and the guards tremble, and couldn't help but take a step back.
They were sure that if Li Chengqian gave an order, these soldiers would chop them into meat paste without hesitation!
"Get out!"
At this moment, Li Chengqian said lightly.
The three hundred Wei soldiers put away their momentum and retreated again.
Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and set his sights on Li Chengqian, but he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, "Grandpa Li, His Majesty has exiled you to Qianzhou, I hope you can go on the road as soon as possible, don't waste time!"
"fine…"
Li Chengqian walked in front of him, patted him on the shoulder lightly, and said with a smile: "Since Lord Inspector has something to do, let's leave without bothering you."
After all, he ignored Jiang Yan's reaction and pulled Su Han to turn around and leave.
Three hundred Wei soldiers followed behind them, silent.
"Your Highness, it's too much for Jiang Yan to insult you like this!" Su Han puffed his lips.
The corner of Li Chengqian's mouth rose slightly, "Don't worry, he will be punished."
"Oh, you must be pissed off!"
Su Han was dignified and elegant when she was the Crown Princess, but after she was deposed, she often showed her girlish playfulness.
Li Chengqian took Su Han back into the sedan chair, but the smile on his face became even happier.
Is he generous?
That's impossible, offended Li Chengqian and still want to be safe?
And the reason why he didn't let Wei Wuzu do it was that Jiang Yan was the chief official of Yangzhou. If he did it, it would be tantamount to rebellion.
Li Chengqian had already rebelled once, and he didn't want to be impeached by civil and military officials again.
Therefore, he thought of another way to punish Jiang Yan.
When Li Chengqian signed in two days ago, he got two things.
One is called "Farting Card" and the other is called "Drinking Thousand Miles Card".
Listening to the name, you know that these are two flavorful cards.
Originally Li Chengqian was still depressed, what's the use of these two cards.
Unexpectedly, it only took a few days to come in handy.
Jiang Yan, as the governor, would definitely not be able to fight, and he didn't have the capital.
But it's no problem to use some means to teach him a lesson.
Just when Li Chengqian patted Jiang Yan on the shoulder, he used the Fart Card and the Yixie Qianli Card Shake on him.
It must be very exciting to put and pull.
"Hahaha..." Thinking of that scene, Li Chengqian couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Your Highness, why are you laughing?" Su Han asked curiously.
"It's nothing, ah, Xiaohan, I don't know why, I look at you with my eyes closed, it feels very beautiful, come and kiss me."
"Oh, I hate it, Your Highness..."
While the two were flirting, it was a different scene at the gate of Yangzhou City.
Jiang Yan couldn't help but sneer as he watched Li Chengqian and others leave.
"Hmph, fight with me, do you think you are still the prince? When King Wei is established as the new prince, I will kill you!"
Jiang Yan frowned as he spoke.
He felt his stomach churning, as if something was about to burst out.
At this time, it’s time to take a gamble.
Bet it's a fart, or a filth.
There is still some distance from the city gate to the latrine, so Jiang Yan can only gamble.
"Cough cough cough..."
Jiang Yan coughed loudly twice, and took advantage of this time to release the impulse in his body.
But then, the guards beside him couldn't help but cover their mouths with their hands, and then looked confused.
"What kind of smell, it smells so bad!"
"Ouch, it stinks!"
A group of people retched.
Jiang Yan's face turned darker and darker. It could be heard from the guard's words that he had lost the bet.
I thought it was over like this, but as soon as I released this impulse, another impulse came up.
"Puff puff!"
Everything happened so suddenly that he had no time to hold back.
Now, the guards knew the source of the smell.
They glanced at Jiang Yan out of the corners of their eyes, and then secretly moved aside.
Jiang Yan noticed their strangeness, and immediately exerted some force in some areas, trying to stop the impulse.
But still to no avail.
Not only did the impulse not weaken, but it became more intense with his movements.
goo goo goo...
"puff…"
After spraying it several times in a row, Jiang Yan became a little numb.
The fuck is life and death, so if you don't accept it, you will do it.
"Go... poof... go back... poof..."
When Jiang Yan said a word, he farted, and his style of painting was very strange.
Several guards followed behind him, holding back their smiles.
Finally, a guard couldn't help it anymore, "Tell me, what's wrong with Mr. Inspector? There is air in the upper part, and the air leaks in the lower part..."
"Keep your voice down, or the adults won't spare you!"
Several guards were whispering, but Jiang Yan's face in front was getting darker and darker.
Damn, this whisper is too loud!
"Puff puff…"
Jiang Yan wanted to speak and reprimand, but before he could speak, there was a protest from below.
As a last resort, he could only keep his mouth shut tightly.
The most cruel thing is that there is still a long distance from the gate of the city to the governor's mansion, and a large section of bustling streets must be passed in the middle.
Since it is received, the people are naturally indispensable.
Along the way, Jiang Yan was like a poison injector, releasing poison as he walked.
Now the people in the street know about Jiang Yan.
This guy is also fierce enough to fart while walking.
"Huh? Isn't this Mr. Jiang? Why is he farting... um...?"
"Hmph, it's really insulting!"
"Hahaha, this fart is really loud. I didn't expect that our governor is not only an official, but this fart is also extraordinary!"
Wherever Jiang Yan passed, the people covered their noses and mouths and started talking in low voices.
If the common people knew that Jiang Yan was farting and pulling, I'm afraid they would be even crazier and feel deeply admired.
And from now on, the title of "Farting Inspector" will always be on Jiang Yan's head, so that he will always remember his humiliation.
...
Although Li Chengqian didn't know how embarrassed Jiang Yan was, he could also imagine that this guy would live in the shadows for a long time.
Time passed day by day, and soon it was the seventh day, and I was able to sign in again soon.
"Ding Dong, it is detected that the host has a weekly sign-in opportunity, do you want to sign in?"
In the middle of the night, the long-lost reminder sounded, Li Chengqian's eyes lit up, and he chose to sign in without hesitation.
"Ding Dong, get the full set of Dragon Soul Zhao Zilong (If you love someone, you must get all of him)."
"Ding dong, get the silver gentian gun."
"Ding Dong, get the Magnolia White Dragon Colt."
After signing in, he had three more items in his backpack.
One is a human head, and the other two are a spear and a white horse.
"Ding Dong, after activating the Dragon Soul, you can gain Zhao Zilong's first level of strength."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 7
Jiang Yan's complexion instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot when he heard the two singing together.
"Grandpa Li, I have something to do today, so I won't bother you, come here, close the city gate to see off the guests!"
Jiang Yan's words didn't give Li Chengqian any face at all. If a dog was in front of him at this moment, that dog might be treated similarly to Li Chengqian.
Now, everyone knows that Li Chengqian was exiled to Qianzhou, and he is no longer that high-ranking prince.
In addition, Jiang Yan belongs to the Wei Wang camp, so there is no need to give Li Chengqian face.
Hearing Jiang Yan's arrogant words, Li Chengqian's expression did not change, but a cold light flashed in his eyes.
"Bold, dare to disrespect the lord!"
Li Chengqian could bear it, but the three hundred Wei soldiers behind him couldn't bear it.
The 300 people took a step forward in unison, causing the entire ground to tremble.
An overwhelming evil spirit made Jiang Yan and the guards tremble, and couldn't help but take a step back.
They were sure that if Li Chengqian gave an order, these soldiers would chop them into meat paste without hesitation!
"Get out!"
At this moment, Li Chengqian said lightly.
The three hundred Wei soldiers put away their momentum and retreated again.
Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and set his sights on Li Chengqian, but he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, "Grandpa Li, His Majesty has exiled you to Qianzhou, I hope you can go on the road as soon as possible, don't waste time!"
"fine…"
Li Chengqian walked in front of him, patted him on the shoulder lightly, and said with a smile: "Since Lord Inspector has something to do, let's leave without bothering you."
After all, he ignored Jiang Yan's reaction and pulled Su Han to turn around and leave.
Three hundred Wei soldiers followed behind them, silent.
"Your Highness, it's too much for Jiang Yan to insult you like this!" Su Han puffed his lips.
The corner of Li Chengqian's mouth rose slightly, "Don't worry, he will be punished."
"Oh, you must be pissed off!"
Su Han was dignified and elegant when she was the Crown Princess, but after she was deposed, she often showed her girlish playfulness.
Li Chengqian took Su Han back into the sedan chair, but the smile on his face became even happier.
Is he generous?
That's impossible, offended Li Chengqian and still want to be safe?
And the reason why he didn't let Wei Wuzu do it was that Jiang Yan was the chief official of Yangzhou. If he did it, it would be tantamount to rebellion.
Li Chengqian had already rebelled once, and he didn't want to be impeached by civil and military officials again.
Therefore, he thought of another way to punish Jiang Yan.
When Li Chengqian signed in two days ago, he got two things.
One is called "Farting Card" and the other is called "Drinking Thousand Miles Card".
Listening to the name, you know that these are two flavorful cards.
Originally Li Chengqian was still depressed, what's the use of these two cards.
Unexpectedly, it only took a few days to come in handy.
Jiang Yan, as the governor, would definitely not be able to fight, and he didn't have the capital.
But it's no problem to use some means to teach him a lesson.
Just when Li Chengqian patted Jiang Yan on the shoulder, he used the Fart Card and the Yixie Qianli Card Shake on him.
It must be very exciting to put and pull.
"Hahaha..." Thinking of that scene, Li Chengqian couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Your Highness, why are you laughing?" Su Han asked curiously.
"It's nothing, ah, Xiaohan, I don't know why, I look at you with my eyes closed, it feels very beautiful, come and kiss me."
"Oh, I hate it, Your Highness..."
While the two were flirting, it was a different scene at the gate of Yangzhou City.
Jiang Yan couldn't help but sneer as he watched Li Chengqian and others leave.
"Hmph, fight with me, do you think you are still the prince? When King Wei is established as the new prince, I will kill you!"
Jiang Yan frowned as he spoke.
He felt his stomach churning, as if something was about to burst out.
At this time, it’s time to take a gamble.
Bet it's a fart, or a filth.
There is still some distance from the city gate to the latrine, so Jiang Yan can only gamble.
"Cough cough cough..."
Jiang Yan coughed loudly twice, and took advantage of this time to release the impulse in his body.
But then, the guards beside him couldn't help but cover their mouths with their hands, and then looked confused.
"What kind of smell, it smells so bad!"
"Ouch, it stinks!"
A group of people retched.
Jiang Yan's face turned darker and darker. It could be heard from the guard's words that he had lost the bet.
I thought it was over like this, but as soon as I released this impulse, another impulse came up.
"Puff puff!"
Everything happened so suddenly that he had no time to hold back.
Now, the guards knew the source of the smell.
They glanced at Jiang Yan out of the corners of their eyes, and then secretly moved aside.
Jiang Yan noticed their strangeness, and immediately exerted some force in some areas, trying to stop the impulse.
But still to no avail.
Not only did the impulse not weaken, but it became more intense with his movements.
goo goo goo...
"puff…"
After spraying it several times in a row, Jiang Yan became a little numb.
The fuck is life and death, so if you don't accept it, you will do it.
"Go... poof... go back... poof..."
When Jiang Yan said a word, he farted, and his style of painting was very strange.
Several guards followed behind him, holding back their smiles.
Finally, a guard couldn't help it anymore, "Tell me, what's wrong with Mr. Inspector? There is air in the upper part, and the air leaks in the lower part..."
"Keep your voice down, or the adults won't spare you!"
Several guards were whispering, but Jiang Yan's face in front was getting darker and darker.
Damn, this whisper is too loud!
"Puff puff…"
Jiang Yan wanted to speak and reprimand, but before he could speak, there was a protest from below.
As a last resort, he could only keep his mouth shut tightly.
The most cruel thing is that there is still a long distance from the gate of the city to the governor's mansion, and a large section of bustling streets must be passed in the middle.
Since it is received, the people are naturally indispensable.
Along the way, Jiang Yan was like a poison injector, releasing poison as he walked.
Now the people in the street know about Jiang Yan.
This guy is also fierce enough to fart while walking.
"Huh? Isn't this Mr. Jiang? Why is he farting... um...?"
"Hmph, it's really insulting!"
"Hahaha, this fart is really loud. I didn't expect that our governor is not only an official, but this fart is also extraordinary!"
Wherever Jiang Yan passed, the people covered their noses and mouths and started talking in low voices.
If the common people knew that Jiang Yan was farting and pulling, I'm afraid they would be even crazier and feel deeply admired.
And from now on, the title of "Farting Inspector" will always be on Jiang Yan's head, so that he will always remember his humiliation.
...
Although Li Chengqian didn't know how embarrassed Jiang Yan was, he could also imagine that this guy would live in the shadows for a long time.
Time passed day by day, and soon it was the seventh day, and I was able to sign in again soon.
"Ding Dong, it is detected that the host has a weekly sign-in opportunity, do you want to sign in?"
In the middle of the night, the long-lost reminder sounded, Li Chengqian's eyes lit up, and he chose to sign in without hesitation.
"Ding Dong, get the full set of Dragon Soul Zhao Zilong (If you love someone, you must get all of him)."
"Ding dong, get the silver gentian gun."
"Ding Dong, get the Magnolia White Dragon Colt."
After signing in, he had three more items in his backpack.
One is a human head, and the other two are a spear and a white horse.
"Ding Dong, after activating the Dragon Soul, you can gain Zhao Zilong's first level of strength."
(End of this chapter)
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