The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 468 Bottle Man
In the abandoned car repair shop, the clown no longer lay on the TV screen all the time, straightened up, and tidied up his face in a slow manner.

The scene of him adjusting his face was a bit horrifying. Accompanied by the sound of tearing and gluing flesh and blood, pale yellow pus and pink blood slipped from the edge of the wound, dripped down the ground along his chin.

"Let me guess, the reason you haven't killed me right now is because you don't know the specific wall-facing plan carried out by Professor Charles, right?"

The clown said with a playful smile: "Although you are the appointed guardian of this planet, you are not the best God.

You like humans, but you don't interfere, but like a dignified and loving father, you will only intervene temporarily when the human race is facing a huge disaster that cannot be handled alone.

Other than that, most of the time, you are like an existence hidden behind the curtain, acting as a background board, admiring the self-help of human beings. "

Li Ang raised his eyebrows, but did not speak.

The clown chuckled, and slowly began to talk about the wall-facing plan carried out by Professor Charles.

From the earliest idol singer project, to the later king project, to the current brain in a tank project.

Every step, every place, the clown accurately stated Professor Charles' arrangement.

This is almost unbelievable. Professor Charles has a very deep city, a very strict tone, and foresight. Even Li Ang can only piece together the incomplete truth through the clues of the overall situation.

How can a mere clown without any superpowers be able to decipher Professor Charles' true strategic intentions from a distance?

As if seeing the doubts of others, the clown smiled and said: "Your Excellency Li Ang, human beings are a short-sighted and stupid race.

There are too many idiots on this planet who are dissatisfied with Academy City and your existence because of a little bit of conflict of interest and personal enmity.

Although they are all just imbeciles, they are huge in number and complicated in personnel. Together with the newly born Trisolaran organization, they can almost equate to the underground forces of more than half of the earth.

Relying on this network of interests, I was able to evade the pervasive surveillance network of Second New York, complete contact with Ghost Rider, and collect enough information on Academy City in a roundabout way.
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Based on those unimportant information, with the assistance of my outstanding brain and a little sophon, I was able to half guess Professor Charles' real plan to face the wall. "

The clown used a straightforward tone, but in his words, he couldn't erase the hint of pride of "I'm very good, please praise me".

"This time, the reason why you didn't become a Wallfacer of the Planetary Defense Committee is probably because you refused.

Of course, the reason for your rejection of the Wallfacer position may be that you feel that you are not suitable for this kind of role in front of the stage;
It may also be that you think that the Wallfacer project cannot defend against the alien coalition at all, so there is no need to take it seriously;

It's also possible that even you don't have absolute confidence that you can save the earth from all unknown alien coalition forces, so you let the wall-facing plan go its own way. It would be good if you can increase the chances of winning for human beings.

Of the three possibilities, I'm most inclined to the last. "

The clown paused for a moment, glanced at the expressionless Li Ang, and said with a smile: "Of course, before I told Professor Charles' plan to face the wall, you probably guessed all of this with your own wisdom.

The reason why you didn't kill me directly is because 70 billion people are falling into the Dao Heart Demon at the same time. To use Hua Guo's words to describe it, it is "one hair can move the whole body". "

The clown said with a smile in the half-baked Huaguo official dialect: "It is true that you can destroy us without any effort, but the insidious means we hide under the table are unknown.

I, as the wallbreaker appointed by Sophon, can communicate directly with the alien fleet.

Coupled with my genius mind - please forgive my boasting, and this ghost rider with hell power, it is enough to cause enough variables to the current equilibrium situation.

Just topple the first domino, and under the action of the law of gravity, the last and heaviest domino will be toppled.

The lives of the 70 billion Taoist demons and their complete minds are my life-saving talisman and my bargaining chip in negotiations. "

Having said that, the clown grinned, his originally unstable face swelled up, and the barely bonded flesh and blood cracked again, spattering a little bit of blood.

Faced with the clown's provocation, Li Ang just spit out two words: "Hehe."

Concise and concise, endless aftertaste.

"I know, in front of you, we are really just a bunch of ridiculous jesters, but even jesters have their value."

The clown, the former Gotham criminal, fiddled with the edges of his face as if he didn't feel any pain at all, letting the blood splatter without changing his face, and even murmured in an almost poetic tone: "Mr. Li Ang, do you know ?The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.

The operation of all things can be so perfectly fitted into mathematical equations,
No matter how chaotic and untraceable a natural phenomenon is, there must be a perfect mathematical explanation behind it.

Mathematics, mathematics, as long as you master this subject, everything in the world will have no secrets in front of you. "

A Gotham crime star who is proficient in murder, blasting, robbery, extortion, coercion, bribery, and poisoning talks about the importance of mathematics here, which really embarrasses Constantine and Ghost Rider.

How the Joker delivered a speech on how to blow up the bank building with the least gunpowder, or how to sneak into Commissioner Gordon's office along the ventilation duct of the Gotham Police Department, would not violate the peace at all.

But math?Forget it. The American education system is relatively loose and free. Students can choose courses they like,
This has led to the fact that only those children who are interested in mathematics and talented in mathematics can access more advanced educational resources and enjoy better mathematics education—in short, for some difficult mathematics knowledge, Huaguo students It is full participation, which is more fair; while American students participate in part, which is more free.

According to the American education system, a large number of students who can proficiently use basic mathematics for daily grocery shopping will be cultivated (these students are often from poor families and are raised as pigs by "Happy Education"). elite,
But these geniuses often come from middle-class or above families (without the pressure of life, and can study subjects they like), and they also attend private schools (with better educational resources and teaching atmosphere).

Although the clown is a genius in the field of crime, judging from his speech and behavior, he doesn't look like he was born in a middle-class family. He is probably a loser who grew up in a slum in Lower Gotham.

This kind of loser, in the education system of Huaguo, might be able to break through with excellent grades, but in a capital-oriented country like the United States, it is difficult to form a self-discipline character, it is difficult to get a good education, let alone Talk about studying advanced mathematics.

Constantine looked at the clown standing there posing with an expression of "brother, you are blowing hard again", and the ghost rider (although the bone skeleton couldn't see any expression), also used the pair of burning He looked at the clown with empty eye sockets filled with hellfire.

You, have you graduated from high school yet?Are you in college yet?Even if I got into it, I’m afraid it’s not a shitty American community college (the status is equivalent to a senior university in Huaguo)
The chain of contempt for academic qualifications is everywhere, and fortunately the clown's face is thick enough to ignore the embarrassing gazes of Constantine and Ghost Rider. "Don't look at me that way, really, although I am a criminal, I often read books in my spare time to recharge myself."

The clown spread his hands and said: "Rome was not built in a day, and top criminals were not built overnight. If I want to maintain a high-quality criminal record, even I have to continue to learn relevant knowledge.

In order to study how to invade and blast buildings, I studied architecture systematically, and I am proficient in the operation of AutoCAD, 3D MAX, Rhino, Maya, Modo, Artlantis and other software, so it is easy to do industrial design;
In order to study how to steal from a crime scene and get away with it, I studied law systematically, and even passed the lawyer's professional qualification examination with full marks in the simulation test in my basement;

In order to study how to prepare poisons, I studied chemistry systematically, and I was able to use the equipment in a medium-sized chemical laboratory in an ordinary middle school to produce neurotoxins that can kill thousands of people;

In order to study how to make mechanical props, I systematically studied physics and engineering. Even if I was allowed to wear a radiation protection suit, I would have no problem repairing the water intake of the Fukushima nuclear power plant.

Don't look at me like this, in fact, my education and professional skills, even in Academy City, are among the top batch.

Mere mathematics, of course. "

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Hey, clown, you're just a mere criminal, aren't you?Do I need to learn AutoCAD and lawyer qualification certificate?Or are you saying that if you don't have one or two doctorates and master's degrees these days, even criminals won't be easy to deal with? !

The corners of Constantine's eyes twitched, a sense of academic frustration welled up, but fortunately, he took a look at the Ghost Rider and regained his confidence from him—Johnny Blazer is a motorcycle stunt driver Born, dropped out of school early to go out to mix in the society, even more scumbag than Constantine.

As if he noticed the look in Constantine's eyes, Ghost Rider stared back suddenly - dropping out of school early was always a pain in Johnny Blazer's heart, even after becoming Ghost Rider, he didn't care much, and he didn't like others to uncover his scars .

Regardless of these people who fell into the chain of contempt for academic qualifications, Li Ang didn't care that much, but said indifferently: "Every second you delay, the effect of the dao heart seeding demon on Professor Charles' side will become more stable.

At that time, no matter what means you use, you will not be able to interfere with the minds of the 70 billion human beings on Earth.

I'll give you 5 minutes to speak freely.

Mr. Clown, if you want to praise mathematics as your last words in life, then I have no objection. "

"Oh ho ho, respected Your Excellency Li Ang, please stay calm, I will try my best to make the best use of these 5 minutes."

The clown bowed comically, his body undulating in a huge arc, very much like those colleagues who amuse children in the amusement park.

"In front of you, I'm afraid my education is not worth mentioning, but we are all practical intellectuals, able to communicate between cultural people.

Having said that, mathematics is the most beautiful, magnificent, and delicate subject in the world, the cornerstone of all sciences, and the most reliable land in the icy universe.

However, just like quantum mechanics was considered a crooked theory when it was first proposed, it will be expelled from the door of physics by the defenders and shut out of the temple.

Doesn't the most solid and reliable mathematics in our eyes collapse one day? "

Li Ang said calmly: "You still have 4 minutes."

The clown shook his head, seemed troubled by Li Ang's incomprehensible style, and said quietly: "Please allow me to tell you a story:
There is a flock of turkeys on a farm, and the farmer feeds them every day at eleven o'clock at noon.

A scientist in the turkey observed this phenomenon for nearly a year without exception, so it also discovered the great law in its own universe: "Every day at eleven o'clock in the morning, there is food."

It announced the law to the turkeys on Thanksgiving morning, but this morning when the food didn't come at eleven o'clock, the rancher came in and caught them all. "

farmer?turkey?

If there were some brainless American teenagers standing here, they might still be troubled by the fable told by the clown.

However, both Constantine and Ghost Rider are experienced existences, and they understood the clown's intentions without any effort.

Farms are like the universe, and turkeys are like humans.

The turkey scientist thought he had discovered an eternal law of nature, but he didn't realize that it was just the normal work and rest of the farmer.

If the farmer's theory is true in the universe, then human beings who are as small as dust are likely to be turkeys on the farm.

So, so far, all the technologies, theories, and concepts developed by human beings, and all the cognition of the universe, are likely to be assumptions created by farmers carelessly.

The farmer's theory can be extended to agnosticism, or to the concept of "omniscient and omnipotent God" in religion, or to the concept of "dark forest universe".

But for Constantine, it seems quite simple.

How dare you compare Your Excellency Li Ang to a turkey?Untouchables, what a guts!

Loyalty is not absolute, but it is absolutely disloyal. Constantine subconsciously prepared to defend the dignity of his employer, and released a red lightning spell, intending to restrain the clown.

Unexpectedly, the red lightning he sent directly penetrated the clown's body without any effect.

Moreover, the clown did not show any fluctuations in his extraordinary ability from the beginning to the end!
Constantine stared at the clown with the expression of seeing a ghost, while the latter grinned, walked slowly in the void, grabbed the shoulder of the ghost knight, and said freely: "Sorry, this is the mathematical weapon Klein bottle.

Now, please allow me to take a walk in the world of the brain in a vat. "

"Who allowed you to go?"

Li Ang shook his head.

(End of this chapter)