The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 417 Star Lord (4K)

The walkie-talkie in Tony Stark's hand is not a common human plastic shell plus internal metal parts.

On the contrary, the irregular ellipsoidal shape of the walkie-talkie, with its jet-black carapace dotted with tiny gray raised spots, looks like a malformed coconut or a curled-up arthropod.

Everyone in the basement was a little stunned. The reason why they could recognize this "thing" was not because of their discerning eyes, but because a long and wide piece of white tape was pasted on the ellipsoidal chitinous carapace. , with three characters of "walkie-talkie" written on it.

"I found this thing from a museum in Egypt. That ancient civilization is said to be the birthplace of S.H.I.E.L.D., and has heritage left over from prehistoric civilization."

While talking, Tony Stark skillfully placed the coconut-shaped walkie-talkie on the table, inserted tool pliers into a gap in the walkie-talkie, pried open a piece of chitin carapace, and pulled out a A maroon hose like intestines, "This thing can be connected to a private channel on an alien planet using an unrecognized super-light instant communication principle"

After all, in the horror eyes of everyone in the basement, Tony Stark took a deep breath, his face turned into a liver-colored face, he put his head on the bullet, and thrust the maroon hose into his ear, At the same time, fingers tremblingly pressed back and forth on the gray spots on the ellipsoidal carapace—like operating a dial telephone in an old movie.

"what the fuck?"

Mr. Fantastic Mr. Reed Richards almost dropped his jaw. Tony Stark, who has always shown himself as a suave and playboy, would put a flesh-colored hose that looked like a pig's intestines into himself in spite of his image. ears (and according to visual inspection, the inserted length is not short).

And Doctor Doom couldn't help but look at Tony more, some of this Iron Man—presumably, if there is no turning point in the incident, Tony Stark is likely to be liquidated by Academy City afterwards and thrown into an underground prison , when the time comes to enter Mr. Stark's body, it will not be a maroon hose.
Everyone had different expressions, but Iron Man himself didn't care about it. He resisted the swelling feeling in his ears and waited nervously for the voice from the walkie-talkie.

Finally, after waiting for nearly half a minute, the intercom was connected, and a very lazy male voice came from the maroon hose, "Who is it?"

"I'm Tony Stark,"

Iron Man wiped the cold sweat off his forehead with relief, and said, "Peter, I need your help."

Peter?

Everyone in the basement was quite unfamiliar with this slightly popular name. These elites searched for information in their brains, trying to find out about a certain superhero named "Peter" in their memory.

"Is that Spider-Man Peter Parker?"

Mister Fantastic thought to himself: "But because of the nepotism of his friend Deadpool, Little Peter joined the Academy City camp early on—even if he didn't join, a juggler who can only jump back and forth between high-rise buildings can What role does it play in this level of confrontation?
What's more, the sound is not very similar."

This Mister Fantastic doesn’t know anything, the Peter called by Tony Stark, whose full name is Peter Jason Quill, was born in a small town called “South Park” in Colorado, USA.

Peter Quill's mother, Meredith Quayle, fell in love with an unexpected and charming out-of-town traveler decades ago.However, the good times didn't last long. After a brief love affair, the traveler disappeared mysteriously, leaving the pregnant Meredith behind, and disappeared from the world.

In fact, the foreign traveler was not a young Beatle chasing freedom as he claimed, but the consciousness projection of a planet outside the distant galaxy.

The individual will of that ancient planet, named ego, was born at the beginning of the ages, and has wisdom and power that ordinary people cannot match.

In order to realize his desire to assimilate the universe, ego tries to give birth to a child who is of the same origin as himself and can use the power of the planet to assist him in fulfilling his dream.

However, the more powerful and perfect individual life is, the more difficult it is to give birth to babies, even for a sexless planet.

Ego cannot create a successor who can inherit his power alone, so he has no choice but to rely on the power of nature's uncanny workmanship - the heterosis in genetic engineering.

He incarnates into tens of millions, projecting his will on most of the life planets in the Milky Way, having sexual activities with the female creatures on the life planets, and putting his own "seeds" on those life planets.

Those female individuals from different planets will give birth to alien babies with two kinds of genetic genes after the completion of conception—the ego uses this exhaustive method to find suitable heirs in the galaxy.

Meredith of Earth is one of these females.

After finding out that she was pregnant, Meredith insisted on giving birth to the child in her womb despite the dissuasion of her relatives and friends, and took care of him to grow up.

A few years later, Meredith fell ill strangely and died of exhaustion during the long chemotherapy. Peter Quill, who witnessed the death of his biological mother and was still a child, had a mental breakdown. The beam swept away.

The group that kidnapped Peter Quill is a group of predators led by the alien adventurer "Yondu Udon" (it can also be understood as the galaxy version of the mercenary group,

The identity of this kind of mercenary can be transformed into a bounty hunter, a treasure collector, a scavenger who searches for abandoned ships in the starry sky, an interstellar pirate who robs weak interstellar merchant ships, and a low-end thug hired by a big employer)
The reason why Yondu, who was born on the centaur star, snatched Peter Quill was because he accepted the employment of ego to find the children left by ego on different planets in the galaxy and send these children back to ego around.

Yondu always thought that these children would be well taken care of, and he did this kind of kidnapping with peace of mind, but he vaguely realized that things were not that simple, ego would very likely kill those children who did not inherit the "celestial talent" Dead, buried somewhere in the ego planet.

Yongdu with a disturbed conscience detained Peter Quill on the predator's starship, and protected Peter Quill in the name of "intern"-although Peter would be bullied by those predators, but Anyway, I won't lose my life like this.

However, Peter Quill, who grew up in a depressive environment, was not grateful to Yondu, and the latter did not tell the truth to Peter Quill because he was worried that ego would know the secret and his potential arrogant attributes (?) .

In this way, as an adult, Peter Quill, as a predator, broke away from Yondu's ship, called himself Star Lord, Star Lord, and gathered a group of like-minded partners to form his own team, named "Galaxy" Guard".

(The setting of the old comics is not used here, but the setting of the MCU of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Star-Lord has just formed the Guardians of the Galaxy, and has not yet had time to confront Ronan the Accuser, the leader of the Kerry Empire.)
And Tony Stark was able to use this ancient machine to communicate with Star-Lord, and it was entirely a coincidence-Iron Man searched in the Chitauri database, and there is an active person from Earth in the Milky Way. A transcendent named Star Lord.

Although Xingjue has not returned to Earth for a long time, Iron Man, who has a sense of admiration for the vast universe, still tried every possible means to contact Xingjue, set up a relationship, and tried to use the latter's status as an adventurer of the galaxy to collect in the vast universe. intelligence.

Distance creates beauty. At this time, Star Lord is just a small interstellar gangster, but in the eyes of Iron Man, he is a top person who can roam the galaxy. He has come into contact with the leaders of some alien races. .

From a certain point of view, Tony Stark's mentality at this time is very similar to some xenophobes, even if the other party is just a group of "foreign garbage" who traveled across the ocean, they would not hesitate to kneel and lick it. Worship and worship as a "guest from the kingdom".
At this moment, in a quiet star field thousands of light-years away from Earth, Star-Lord and his temporarily formed small group "Guardians of the Galaxy" are huddled on a small interstellar ship that can be called small, wandering for a long time. Adrift aimlessly.

This ellipsoid-shaped ship does not have a large interior space, not to mention that there are an earth male, a treant, a raccoon, a red-skinned strong man, and a green-skinned hot girl inside.

If it wasn't for the ship's air cleaning and self-circulation system being good enough, the narrow cabin would have been covered by body odor from various sources—it can't be helped, the Star-Lord who just came out of the predator group is so poor, Can't afford a large enough luxury ship.

"Tony Stark?"

Xingjue lay on the soft recliner in the cramped command cabin, chewed on the name, frowned, and said to the communication panel in front of the command cabin: "Oh, man, it's you, what's the matter?"

Although this interstellar adventurer has good memories of being on Earth, he has never thought about returning to Earth. After all, this planet brings him only unfortunate memories, so he is not interested in the activity of recognizing fellow villagers. .

Iron Man could hear the indifference in Xingjue's words. If it was someone else, at another time, the proud Tony would have pressed the phone, turned around and left with a cold snort, loving someone.

But now is not the time to be willful, Tony coughed awkwardly, and said directly: "Xingjue, the earth needs your help."

"Hmm," Xingjue stretched lazily, stood up in the slightly narrow command cabin of the starship, shirtless, and stood under the window of the ship, examining his fat waist. Trying to figure out the shape of your abs, "Keep talking, I'm listening."

"." Tony Stark held back his anger, and said flatly: "Do you still remember the Leon I told you about last time? We have developed a distributed quantum computing robot that is self-designed, self-evolving and self-reproducing , trying to use it to compete with Li Ang.

But that quantum robot is now captured by Leon, and there is no existence on earth that can stop it."

At first, Xingjue lacked interest, holding his belly button in boredom, but after a moment of trance, he suddenly noticed something, and shouted sharply, "Wait! What did you just say?"

Tony Stark endured the screaming from the maroon hose, and said bravely, "Well, there is no existence on Earth that can stop Leon?"

"Last sentence! Last sentence!" Xingjue no longer cared about his belly button, took a deep breath, and rushed to the communication panel in front of the command module, holding his breath and concentrating.

".We have developed a distributed quantum computing robot that is self-designed, self-evolving and self-reproducing?" Iron Man glanced at his bewildered companion in the basement, and said to Xingjue with some uncertainty: "Is there something wrong? ?”

"." Xingjue didn't speak, but breathed rapidly, and clenched his fists at the same time, trying his best to calm down the rising and falling chest.

After a long time, the galaxy adventurer who was born on Earth sat down on the seat of the command module, and said bitterly to the communication panel: "There are so many things that are wrong, Tony, you really opened a Pandora's box."

Iron Man was puzzled, and said in a deep voice: "I know that Leon, who has a quantum computer, will cause damage to the earth."

"Root! Ben! It's not Leon's problem!" Xingjue yelled at the communication panel: "Do you know what you did? You created a von Neumann quantum computer that can continue to expand ! All carbon-based life civilizations in the entire galaxy will destroy the earth at all costs!
They will drive star destroyers that cover the sky and use all means that your ape-like head will never imagine Become a fan!

You bloody, brainless, bloody idiot! "

Star-Lord's roar hit Tony's brain like a heavy hammer, and he was stunned in place as if struck by a thunderbolt. After a long while, he hurriedly asked: "What?? Tell me clearly, what destroyed the earth? ?”

".You really don't know anything."

Xingjue covered his forehead in pain, and said hoarsely to the communication panel: "Did you know? In the Milky Way, quantum computers are allowed, and von Neumann machines capable of self-replication are It is allowed, but when the two are combined with each other, it becomes the source of evil that all civilizations in the galaxy cannot tolerate.

A quantum computer capable of self-evolution and self-expansion will rapidly evolve at a speed that is unmatched by ordinary races, and eventually turn into a mighty army sweeping the entire galaxy, completely crushing all ordinary races!
Hundreds of millions of years ago, in just 600 years, a quantum computer civilization expanded from a certain planet outside the cantilever of the Southern Cross to more than half of the Milky Way, successfully destroying most of the civilizations in the Milky Way at that time, forcing The remaining races unite and start an ancient war with the quantum civilization near the Milky Way's silver core.

In the end, the alliance of ordinary civilizations wiped out the quantum cluster at an extremely painful price. Since then, an iron law has prevailed in the Milky Way: any civilization that develops a von Neumann-style quantum computer will be punished by other civilizations in the Milky Way. A fatal blow; any trace of a von Neumann quantum computer will be completely erased. "

Xingjue's voice became deeper and deeper, he looked out of the ship with cloudy eyes, the dark and gloomy space, and said hoarsely: "You, no, the whole earth is going to be finished."

(End of this chapter)