The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 372 Humiliation
Monkey, this is Li Ang's definition of the three gods.

It is said that people need face and trees need skin, so gods (regardless of the gods) value their own dignity and skin far more than ordinary people.

Being humiliated in such a face-to-face by a mortal on earth, even the gods with the best temper show resentment on their faces. Some of the grumpy ones have even pulled out all kinds of weapons from behind, ready to let the humans on this earth know what That's called pain.

"Why, don't you agree?"

Li Ang grinned, pointed at the frost giants and said with a smile: "You are all hermaphrodites."

"What?!" Laufey stretched his neck in shock and roared, "What did you say? Our original physique is full of divinity, inherited from the original frost giant Ymir!"

"That's still a hermaphrodite," Li Ang said with a smile: "You have two sets of reproductive systems, you look like a woman, but you are a man, and you look like a man, but you are a woman. Although I don't mean to laugh at your physical defects, you have no shame in using this trait It's annoying to be proud of.

Don't you know intersex people suck asses? "

"You, you!" Lao Fei felt the veins on his forehead throbbing violently, wishing he could slash Li Ang with a knife.

"You what you, hermaphrodites rotten asses, hermaphrodites rotten asses, hermaphrodites rotten asses, you frosty monkeys, learn from me, read well."

Li Ang laughed very wickedly, seeing the expression on the Asgardian soldier's face that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he reprimanded: "You Asgardians, why are you laughing? Didn't I mention you?
The mother of Odin is the frost giant Bestra, which means that all descendants from Odin may have abnormal chromosomes in their bodies.

Especially the queen Frigga, do you think that the people who have shared the bed with you for so many years are really 100% male? "

Sure enough, Frigga's face immediately revealed the constipated look of a menopausal woman.

"Just like I said, monkey." Li Ang spread out his hands, and flicked the non-existent dust on the front of his clothes calmly.

The gods of Olympus on the wooden ship in the distance let out a slight laugh. These gods especially like to see the gods of other gods being insulted by their faces, and they can't speak back.

"Don't be so hippie, monkeys."

Li Ang put on a straight face, pointing his finger at Hercules, the largest of all the Olympian demigods present, and said: "Take this Hercules as an example, his mother is a mortal Alcmene, Thebes Wife of King Amphitryon of Sri Lanka.

Zeus induced Alcmene and had sex with him semi-forcibly—in order to make himself completely happy, Zeus even asked the sun god and the moon goddess to prolong the night, making that night three times the usual night, and finally wearing the crown for King Thebes. Put on a shiny green hat. "

Li Ang's statement made the gods of Olympus even more embarrassed. As the father of heaven, Zeus was far more unscrupulous than Odin. If you talk about it carefully, there is a lot of dark history.

"If this is still a characteristic of ancient Greece, then if you dig deeper, you can find that Alcmene is actually the granddaughter of Perseus Andromeda, and Perseus is the granddaughter of Andromeda. Daughter of Zeus and Danae, daughter of King Argos.

In this way, Alcmene is the great-granddaughter of Zeus himself-the father of Olympus, who actually had a relationship with his great-granddaughter and gave birth to a baby. "

Li Ang said with a smile: "Such a behavior that violates human relations can only be done by monkeys."

The gods of Olympus tried to refute it, but after thinking about it carefully, they couldn't refute it. The chaotic blood relationship is a major feature of the Olympus god system.

"More than that, the Medusa that Perseus killed in his trial was actually an ordinary priestess in the Temple of Athena. In order to humiliate Athena, Poseidon confronted her in the center of the temple. This priestess was violent,
In order to avoid the war of gods, Athena ignored the priestess, and even beat her up, accusing Medusa of insulting the purity of the temple, and cursed her to become a snake-haired banshee.
Such a shameless, polite and disrespectful behavior, no matter how it looks like, is the behavior of a monkey. "

Li Ang recounted the dark history of the gods of Olympus with relish, and even rubbed his hands excitedly, "In addition, Uranus, the god of the sky, the first king of the Olympus pantheon, and his son the earth During the family quarrel of the goddess Gaia, her son Cronus chopped off the dragon root with a sickle. The dragon root fell into the deep sea and stirred up foam, and Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, was born countless years later.

Among the gods of Olympus, the most beautiful is a 'hanging'?Reminiscent of the statue "Venus with Broken Arms", do you feel that the goddess with broken arms is in line with its original meaning of "hanging"? "

"enough!"

The gods of Olympus really can't listen to it, and the family ugliness cannot be exposed. These dark histories will be destroyed even by their own family members, let alone in front of the other two gods!This humiliation is unprecedented!
"How can it be? Now that you have made it, don't be afraid of what others will say~"

Li Ang said with a smile: "But to be honest, there was Zeus pushing the Europa heifer angrily, there was the wretched man Poseidon training Minos' wife for a white calf, and later there was the great hero Aiacus who ignored the size of the heifer." The gap pushes the little seal angrily,
Are the old Welsh irons and the old irons in the Middle East on the earth today, the habit of having sex with lambs, is it passed down from your Greek gods? "

! !
You don't even need to slap your face like that!Can you save some face! !

Many Olympus gods only felt the blood rushing up, their faces were flushed, each of them sharpened their knives, and the eyes looking at Li Ang seemed to burst into flames.

"calm down!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Princess Diana hurriedly pulled out her long sword, stood on the bridge and shouted loudly: "Leon is bewitching your minds, I have read his information, once you listen to his words, you will fall into logic You can't get out of the trap! Don't let your emotions dominate your mind!"

This female demigod from Paradise Island looked at the passionate Olympian gods who couldn't listen to their persuasion, and helplessly covered her forehead.

"These young people are really not calm."

A middle-aged male deity with a limp hunchback and distorted face looked at his excited compatriots, and the appearance of the scholar Princess Diana shook her head, as if she was proud of her good temper.

Unexpectedly, Li Ang directly shifted his gaze to this ugly god, and said loudly: "Hezhunstos, the god of fire and forging, your mother is Hera, the queen of heaven, and your father is Zeus, the heavenly father. Disgusted by abandonment due to congenital deformities.

When you became an adult, you presented the golden throne to the queen Hera, but set lasers on the throne, leaving Hera trapped on the throne.

In desperation, the gods invited you back to Mount Olympus, and Zeus, the heavenly father, even avenged himself because Aphrodite, the god of love, rejected Zeus' courtship, so he betrothed Aphrodite to you as a condition. , let you free Hera.

As a result, you married Aphrodite, the god of love, and thought you had reached the pinnacle of your life, but unexpectedly, Aphrodite thought you were too ugly, short in stature, and lacking in heroic temperament. Reese rolled the sheets.

You, resentful in your heart, made a big net, and when your wife was committing adultery with others, you netted the adulterers and adulterers together, and publicly displayed them in front of the gods of Olympus, which made the gods laugh, and finally Ari Adams pays the fine for the adultery, and all is well and normal.

If love is a light, it must be the color of forgiveness, and it must be your color. "

After all, Li Ang blinked and smiled, and stretched out his hand to Hezhunstos with great mischief, "You have to think about the good, there was once a man named Wu Dalang who was also short in stature, and his wife cheated on him because of the red apricot. The adulterers flew together and poisoned Wu Dalang on the spot.

Compared with this Wu Dalang, your monkey luck is quite good~"

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

Hezhunstus's sanity disappeared, and he pulled the rudder handle on the bridge fiercely, screaming: "Fire! Fire! Fire!"

(End of this chapter)