The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 255
Wade Wilson, or everyone's favorite Deadpool, is sitting in the back seat of London's iconic black square taxi, shaking his head to rock music playing in his headphones.

He was wearing a taupe loose-fitting hoodie that concealed his red-and-black bodysuit.

His face, which was once destroyed by General William Stryker with the Weapon X program, is no longer full of potholes, pus and pus, like chewed betel nuts, or rotten kiwis, etc. .

On the contrary, at this time, Wade Wilson has successfully restored his original appearance and turned into a slutty young man with a playful and evil smile on the corner of his mouth, with sparse stubble, blurred eyes, clear-cut face, and deep and far-sighted eyes. There was an extremely coquettish "cheesy air" in his bones.

"Big Ben, Big Ben~~"

Deadpool chanted this place back and forth, and with the ups and downs of the rock music, his feet couldn't help shaking back and forth, shaking the two long and narrow wooden scabbards on his knees.

It can be seen that Deadpool's living standard is good today, at least he still has the leisure to sing.

Ever since he met his cousin Slade Wilson nicknamed "Death Knell" that day, Wade Wilson began to pay attention to the huge power hidden behind his cousin, and knew the existence of the meme company.

With the growing strength of the meme company and Academy City, it is already possible to ignore the sight of many prying eyes, and no longer needs to hide and hide itself.

Moreover, Death Knell, because he has a high sense of professionalism and responsibility, good professional ethics, strong principles, serious work, can bear hardships and stand hard work, and has excellent office skills, perfectly completes the tasks assigned to him by his superiors, and successfully becomes a senior employee. Appointed as the captain of the underground experimental base "Omega Special Operations Squad".

As the death knell of the little boss, he did not forget to help his brother, and through operation, he also inserted his cousin Deadpool into the Omega special operations team.

How else can we say that there are people in the DPRK who are good at handling things?If Deadpool, like other captured superhuman experiments, waited honestly for distribution by the meme company, he might still be lying on an autopsy table, or working as a low-level employee in that corner and doing odd jobs.

In any case, Deadpool, who succeeded in his position through nepotism, followed in the footsteps of his cousin, united under the glorious banner of his employer Leon, and contributed to the meme company with other employees.

The employee benefits he received included a series of body modification and enhancement surgeries, five social insurances and one housing fund, and plastic surgery.

Wade Wilson's festered face is the product of the gene mutation of cancer cells. While those savagely growing cancer cells endowed Deadpool with a strong body and resilience, it also made it difficult for his ugly face to heal itself. Live with dignity.

Deadpool is a slut full of flirtatious words, even he can be self-deprecating, and uses "hairless egg face" as his nickname in the underground base of Academy City.

However, sluts are also human beings. Before the disfigurement, Deadpool had a sexy and hot girlfriend, but after the disfigurement, he dared not meet with her, for fear that his "respect" would make her fearful and disgusted.

For a long time, this problem has been bothering Deadpool, making him unable to eat well and sleep, and even the pleasure he gets from entertaining himself with his hands is much less.

After learning about his cousin's concerns, Deathstroke brought Deadpool to find Dr. Strange without saying a word, and asked the doctor to help his cousin with plastic surgery.

For the sake of his colleagues, Dr. Strange, who is already the chairman of the Meme Pharmaceutical Group, took time out from his busy schedule to hold a meeting specifically for Deadpool's medical problems. Doc, make a lineup plan for Deadpool.

Dr. Strange successfully restored Wade Wilson's original handsome face through artificial skin transplantation and directional guidance of cells, and he no longer needed to call himself "hairless egg face".

The handsome dead waiter who has regained his self-confidence can be regarded as confident, and immediately found his girlfriend. After sincerely admitting his mistake, the two of them flew up and down, and turned upside down. Deadpool had to ask his superiors for three days of sick leave.

Satisfied with his "sick leave," Deadpool continued his career as a meme company employee.

He has been to the tropical rainforest, hanged a large number of drug makers with a steel wire, cut off the facial muscles of these people with a knife and fed them to piranhas;

He has been to international cities. At a charity gala in Berlin, he shot the leader of a human rights organization with two female pistols in the buttocks, and let this villain, who seemed to be the leader of a human rights organization but actually the leader of an international women trafficking group, Bleeding to death in the backyard.

In the name of the meme company, he has performed his duties conscientiously, and now he is in London.

The House of Parliament, the Palace of Westminster, has arrived.

The blank-faced London taxi driver was not as positive and optimistic as his counterparts in New York. He just put his hands on the steering wheel, parked the car obediently on the side of the road, and watched Deadpool take out the money from the rearview mirror.

It's been a rough day in London these days, and as the November 11 deadline draws closer, so does the British government's crackdown on civil voices.

First, television in London and even the UK was banned, and none of those political TV programs were allowed to appear. Occasionally, they could only talk about some irrelevant foreign news, including but not limited to a certain kitten successfully becoming a certain A town mayor, a certain husky decides to run for mayor of a certain city, and so on.

Second, is the newspaper.

Many newspapers, which have always liked to sing against the British Empire, immediately received greetings from No. 10 Downing Street. All news content that "does not conform to the development concept of the British Empire" needs to be banned, and news articles published every day must also be banned. Internally reviewed by an unknown committee of the UK government.

Then, there is broadcasting.

Taxi drivers are creatures who rely on car radios to survive, and their few channels for obtaining external information have also been gradually tightened and locked by the British government.

Harry Potter's performance at the BBC Center was exceptionally successful, there was talk about "V" all the time, and private radio stations sprung up like mushrooms after the rain as the British Empire's suppression continued to intensify.

In order to ban all private radio stations that spread rumors, the British government gave full play to the ability of bureaucrats to make decisions, and simply blocked all of them across the board, saving trouble.

The taxi driver who lost the car radio had no choice but to sigh and watch as Deadpool handed him a crumpled roll of pounds, opened the door and left.

"Is this Big Ben?"

Deadpool looked up at the bell tower, and lifted the barrel-shaped package on the handle.

Time to work.

(End of this chapter)