The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals
Chapter 179 Hair Loss
Chapter 179 Hair Loss
Li Ang didn't know what he thought of, and said with a smile: "A master who can develop such a sophisticated program will definitely not do ridiculously stupid things like those low-level villains with strange brain circuits and plans to LOW to penetrate the center of the earth. "
As the ultimate boss of hundreds of superheroes and supervillains, Leon has specially collected the historical records of his subordinates.
After a lot of sorting out, Li Ang discovered to his astonishment that a large number of supernatural beings had fallen into a strange kind of cognitive barrier.
For example, Magneto's mutant expansion plan implemented several years ago.
At that time, Lao Wan tried to use some kind of MRI instrument similar to the "Gate of Truth" effect, intending to transform most of the residents of New York into mutants, so as to enhance the political discourse power of the mutant group.
However, at that time, Lao Wan was not only surrounded by a large group of pig teammates, but also because of his long-standing appearance and the huge sound and light effects caused by the MRI instrument, the X-Men at that time could easily locate him. His position, three times five divisions two, resolved the crisis.
Another example is a certain lizard professor who is unwilling to provide his name.
After an accident caused Professor Kurt Connors to turn into a lizard man, he became an out-and-out sociopath.
This lizard professor tried to spread biochemical agents to every corner of New York on the top floor of a high-rise building, turning all New Yorkers into half-human, half-lizard like him.
In the end, because the activation time was too long, it was easily defeated by Spider-Man who heard the news and resolved the crisis.
Not to mention these extraordinary people in New York, even in Gotham, there are habitual criminals like Scarecrow and Bane.
These villains seem to have an enigmatic self-confidence of "I want to show off the audience" engraved in their bones. Every time they create terrorist activities or make some big news, they will specifically do things in crowded downtown areas.
If possible, it must be chosen on the rooftop of the most conspicuous high-rise building in the downtown area, so that people all over the world can see their heroic appearance.
Sneak into the village secretly, not those who shoot.These failed superhumans have written a truth to future generations with their blood and tears: it is best to make a fortune in silence.
Li Ang said leisurely: "Since the leader of this plague dares to organize such a big battle in New York City full of superheroes, if it is not because he is stupid, it is because he has enough self-confidence to resist and even destroy all resistance."
As if to prove Leon's judgment, a team of seven F-35 Lightning II fighter jets flew over Manhattan and headed for the Empire State Building.
The F-35 is the world's largest single-engine, single-seat carrier-based fighter, and it is the only fifth-generation carrier-based fighter in service in the world.
Undoubtedly, the appearance of these seven F-35s gave some courage to the bewildered people below. Just like the performances in those Hollywood movies, the USA army, which represents justice, civilization, and hope, finally took action.
The F-2, with a cost of up to 35 million U.S. dollars, lived up to the expectations of the people below. The fighter group dragged an arc-shaped track around the Empire State Building, but did not fire any weapons.
Iron Man looked at the frightened group of F-35 fighter jets, frowned and said, "What are they doing?"
"Just wait and see."
Li Ang said with a smile: "Killing the mutant will cause the spore cloud to erupt, it is impossible for the military not to know.
Besides, this is the center of Manhattan, not the Middle East where cannons can be poured casually. Any move needs to be cautious, and then be cautious. "
Before the words were finished, the group of F-35 fighter jets seemed to be getting closer. A cocoon on the top of the Empire State Building suddenly burst, and a huge bird hatched from it.
The bird looked like a vulture, with a scorched black body and no feathers on its body. Instead, it was replaced by a layer of bluish-purple creeps made up of bacterial strains, covered with bumps and sarcomas, which was disgusting.
Not only that, the mutant bird also has three sets of fleshy wings and four claws. The deformed and bloated body does not prevent it from breaking free from the cocoon and vibrating the wings with a wingspan of 15 meters.
"Hey, isn't this the deformed chicken that is specially used for KFC or the Golden Arches in the urban legend?" Li Ang said with a soft smile while standing and talking, "The reduction rate is really high."
Is now the time to joke?
The corners of Iron Man's eyes twitched twice, only to see the depilated bird crowing in the sky with a very sharp voice, then fluttered its wings, slowly released its claws, and took off.
"Can this also fly?"
Iron Man gasped, and looked at the soaring figure of the depilated chicken in disbelief, "Leaving aside the aerodynamics, the speed at which this thing flaps its wings is completely impossible to provide power, right?"
Indeed, the fluttering speed of the three groups of meat wings is not fast. Compared with the bloated and deformed belly of the depilated chicken, it makes people question its weight-to-thrust ratio.
"look carefully,"
Li Ang said slowly: "That bird's chest cavity is densely packed with small hollow holes, and those holes are used to communicate with the air—this means that most of its chest cavity is hollow, and even the bones may be hollow. , which reduces a lot of structural weight.”
Iron Man glanced, indeed.
Depilated chickens are so large that they have to reduce their own weight to fly.
Moreover, its flying speed is extremely slow, compared with those F-1.6s with a maximum speed of Mach 35, it is no different from a donkey cart.
However, just like what Li Ang said just now, the F-35 fighter group had no intention of fighting, and they didn't pay attention to the hairless birds flying over. They only slightly increased the circle radius, which was enough to make the hairless chickens catch up.
"Quack quack!"
The hairless bird yelled three times angrily. Seeing that it could not catch up with the fighter, its abdomen suddenly swelled up.
Iron Man's pupils dilated suddenly, and shouted loudly: "No, it's going to explode!"
Once the birds blew themselves up, the spores spread from the heights could completely cover the ground below, infecting those residents who had nowhere to escape.
"No, that's not self-destruct."
Li Ang took out a pig-nose-shaped full-coverage respirator from nowhere, and put it on himself very calmly, "That is."
Porphyrin porphyr porphyr.
This hairless chicken farts loudly.
Air ripples visible to the naked eye erupted from the chicken's buttocks, and the powerful thrust pushed the bird to leap out, spanning a distance of several hundred meters, and the sharp beak directly hit the F-35 fighter jet flying at the end.
"fart."
Li Ang said the last word calmly, and added: "The abdominal cavity of this hairless chicken is actually a powerful pump. The hole in its chest lets air in, and after being compressed by the pump, it sprays from the rump. Provide thrust."
"."
Tony Stark was stunned, watching in a daze as the wing of the $2 million F-35 broke, dragged out long black smoke, and carried it into a certain tall building.
There was a loud explosion, and the flames and smoke danced together.
Stark's face was livid, because the tall building where he was killed was not far from the Empire State Building, and there was a huge billboard "Stark" on it.
That's Stark Tower.
"Damn it, fuck it."
Iron Man took a deep breath, suppressed the swearing in his heart, and shouted angrily: "Who designed this thing!?!"
"I'm sorry." Li Ang spread his hands and said with a gentle smile, "I'm the one who designed that bird."
(End of this chapter)
Li Ang didn't know what he thought of, and said with a smile: "A master who can develop such a sophisticated program will definitely not do ridiculously stupid things like those low-level villains with strange brain circuits and plans to LOW to penetrate the center of the earth. "
As the ultimate boss of hundreds of superheroes and supervillains, Leon has specially collected the historical records of his subordinates.
After a lot of sorting out, Li Ang discovered to his astonishment that a large number of supernatural beings had fallen into a strange kind of cognitive barrier.
For example, Magneto's mutant expansion plan implemented several years ago.
At that time, Lao Wan tried to use some kind of MRI instrument similar to the "Gate of Truth" effect, intending to transform most of the residents of New York into mutants, so as to enhance the political discourse power of the mutant group.
However, at that time, Lao Wan was not only surrounded by a large group of pig teammates, but also because of his long-standing appearance and the huge sound and light effects caused by the MRI instrument, the X-Men at that time could easily locate him. His position, three times five divisions two, resolved the crisis.
Another example is a certain lizard professor who is unwilling to provide his name.
After an accident caused Professor Kurt Connors to turn into a lizard man, he became an out-and-out sociopath.
This lizard professor tried to spread biochemical agents to every corner of New York on the top floor of a high-rise building, turning all New Yorkers into half-human, half-lizard like him.
In the end, because the activation time was too long, it was easily defeated by Spider-Man who heard the news and resolved the crisis.
Not to mention these extraordinary people in New York, even in Gotham, there are habitual criminals like Scarecrow and Bane.
These villains seem to have an enigmatic self-confidence of "I want to show off the audience" engraved in their bones. Every time they create terrorist activities or make some big news, they will specifically do things in crowded downtown areas.
If possible, it must be chosen on the rooftop of the most conspicuous high-rise building in the downtown area, so that people all over the world can see their heroic appearance.
Sneak into the village secretly, not those who shoot.These failed superhumans have written a truth to future generations with their blood and tears: it is best to make a fortune in silence.
Li Ang said leisurely: "Since the leader of this plague dares to organize such a big battle in New York City full of superheroes, if it is not because he is stupid, it is because he has enough self-confidence to resist and even destroy all resistance."
As if to prove Leon's judgment, a team of seven F-35 Lightning II fighter jets flew over Manhattan and headed for the Empire State Building.
The F-35 is the world's largest single-engine, single-seat carrier-based fighter, and it is the only fifth-generation carrier-based fighter in service in the world.
Undoubtedly, the appearance of these seven F-35s gave some courage to the bewildered people below. Just like the performances in those Hollywood movies, the USA army, which represents justice, civilization, and hope, finally took action.
The F-2, with a cost of up to 35 million U.S. dollars, lived up to the expectations of the people below. The fighter group dragged an arc-shaped track around the Empire State Building, but did not fire any weapons.
Iron Man looked at the frightened group of F-35 fighter jets, frowned and said, "What are they doing?"
"Just wait and see."
Li Ang said with a smile: "Killing the mutant will cause the spore cloud to erupt, it is impossible for the military not to know.
Besides, this is the center of Manhattan, not the Middle East where cannons can be poured casually. Any move needs to be cautious, and then be cautious. "
Before the words were finished, the group of F-35 fighter jets seemed to be getting closer. A cocoon on the top of the Empire State Building suddenly burst, and a huge bird hatched from it.
The bird looked like a vulture, with a scorched black body and no feathers on its body. Instead, it was replaced by a layer of bluish-purple creeps made up of bacterial strains, covered with bumps and sarcomas, which was disgusting.
Not only that, the mutant bird also has three sets of fleshy wings and four claws. The deformed and bloated body does not prevent it from breaking free from the cocoon and vibrating the wings with a wingspan of 15 meters.
"Hey, isn't this the deformed chicken that is specially used for KFC or the Golden Arches in the urban legend?" Li Ang said with a soft smile while standing and talking, "The reduction rate is really high."
Is now the time to joke?
The corners of Iron Man's eyes twitched twice, only to see the depilated bird crowing in the sky with a very sharp voice, then fluttered its wings, slowly released its claws, and took off.
"Can this also fly?"
Iron Man gasped, and looked at the soaring figure of the depilated chicken in disbelief, "Leaving aside the aerodynamics, the speed at which this thing flaps its wings is completely impossible to provide power, right?"
Indeed, the fluttering speed of the three groups of meat wings is not fast. Compared with the bloated and deformed belly of the depilated chicken, it makes people question its weight-to-thrust ratio.
"look carefully,"
Li Ang said slowly: "That bird's chest cavity is densely packed with small hollow holes, and those holes are used to communicate with the air—this means that most of its chest cavity is hollow, and even the bones may be hollow. , which reduces a lot of structural weight.”
Iron Man glanced, indeed.
Depilated chickens are so large that they have to reduce their own weight to fly.
Moreover, its flying speed is extremely slow, compared with those F-1.6s with a maximum speed of Mach 35, it is no different from a donkey cart.
However, just like what Li Ang said just now, the F-35 fighter group had no intention of fighting, and they didn't pay attention to the hairless birds flying over. They only slightly increased the circle radius, which was enough to make the hairless chickens catch up.
"Quack quack!"
The hairless bird yelled three times angrily. Seeing that it could not catch up with the fighter, its abdomen suddenly swelled up.
Iron Man's pupils dilated suddenly, and shouted loudly: "No, it's going to explode!"
Once the birds blew themselves up, the spores spread from the heights could completely cover the ground below, infecting those residents who had nowhere to escape.
"No, that's not self-destruct."
Li Ang took out a pig-nose-shaped full-coverage respirator from nowhere, and put it on himself very calmly, "That is."
Porphyrin porphyr porphyr.
This hairless chicken farts loudly.
Air ripples visible to the naked eye erupted from the chicken's buttocks, and the powerful thrust pushed the bird to leap out, spanning a distance of several hundred meters, and the sharp beak directly hit the F-35 fighter jet flying at the end.
"fart."
Li Ang said the last word calmly, and added: "The abdominal cavity of this hairless chicken is actually a powerful pump. The hole in its chest lets air in, and after being compressed by the pump, it sprays from the rump. Provide thrust."
"."
Tony Stark was stunned, watching in a daze as the wing of the $2 million F-35 broke, dragged out long black smoke, and carried it into a certain tall building.
There was a loud explosion, and the flames and smoke danced together.
Stark's face was livid, because the tall building where he was killed was not far from the Empire State Building, and there was a huge billboard "Stark" on it.
That's Stark Tower.
"Damn it, fuck it."
Iron Man took a deep breath, suppressed the swearing in his heart, and shouted angrily: "Who designed this thing!?!"
"I'm sorry." Li Ang spread his hands and said with a gentle smile, "I'm the one who designed that bird."
(End of this chapter)
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