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Chapter 173 Two Comedians
One morning, Li Zhe picked up a lot of conch shells, but he didn't catch any fish with his bare hands. However, he had an unexpected harvest when collecting the fish cages.

Both fish cages were harvested, there were two small fish and a crab in the bottle-shaped fish cage, and there was an octopus in the larger cuboid fish cage.

"I've posted it, I've posted it, I'm so lucky, haha." Chen Chichi laughed.

"We ate it ourselves. As a new fisherman, we have to eat all the good things." Li Zhe said with a smile.

Fishermen are getting tired of eating delicacies from mountains and seas, and they will eat the catches that cannot be sold at a good price or that no one wants.

After the fish cage was used up, I put it back. I hope there will be good things next time. The windfall is the happiest thing.

Li Zhe and Chen Chichi returned to the stone hut talking and laughing, but when they reached the yard, Li Zhe found that He Fei and Huang Sen had also returned.

"You are back. What good things have you brought back?" He Fei was the first to run over.

Li Zhe originally planned to take the heavy catch by himself, but Chen Chichi, who has always disliked doing things, took the initiative to take it.

"It's really quite a lot. Li Zhe went to the sea to touch some conch shells, and he even caught an octopus in the fish cage last night." Chen Chichi said.

"Where is it? Where is it? Let me take a look." He Fei immediately poked his head over and saw that it was really an octopus, and it wasn't too small. The head weighed at least ten catties.

He Fei just glanced at it, and then looked a little scared.

"Mr. He, are you afraid?" Chen Chichi said mischievously.

"It looks slippery, it's really not very good-looking." He Fei said.

"Hey, the octopus is so cute, how can it not look good? After cooking, it may still be red, so it must be very beautiful." Chen Chichi laughed.

"Ms. Huang, Mr. Huang, come and see, what did Li Zhe and the others bring back? It's so cool." He Fei and Li Zhe went into the kitchen to look for Huang Sen again.

This kind of thing is sharing, which is a happy thing.

"(ノ⊙ω⊙)ノ哩~! You two brought it back? This is great, just add one more dish." Huang Sen said with a smile.

"Ms. He, Mr. Huang, is anyone there?" Suddenly someone shouted outside, it was a man's voice.

Li Zhe ran out first and took a look. It was Xiao Yueyue, the disciple of cross talk master Guo Digang. He was a man who became famous in the entertainment industry by acting cheap and cute. And behind him there was a beauty. This beauty was really beautiful. I just don’t know why she came with Xiao Yueyue.

"Wow, you are Beauty and the Beast, Xiao Yueyue." Chen Chichi laughed.

"Great, Mr. Guo didn't come here for the time being, but he sent his students here. This is another kind of support for the show. Xiao Yueyue has a lot of fans." He Fei said happily.

"Hey, hello, dear viewers. Now I'm here to promote a movie. It's a movie starring me and Ms. Tong Liyatong. It's called "Proposal 3". Please pay attention to it. It will come soon. It will be released soon." Xiao Yueyue advertised directly to the camera.

He Fei was still saying provocative words just now.

"Mr. He, I'm here to advertise." Xiao Yueyue said with a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

What else can He Fei say?
Forgive him of course.

Xiao Yueyue has many fans, not because of his looks, but because of his talent.

"Yue Yue, are you thin?" He Fei said politely.

"Why are you so thin? You're already fat." Xiao Yueyue said with a distressed expression. "I really want to lose weight and attract a wave of good-looking fans."

"Don't, when you are fat, you still have an excuse to say that you are ugly because you are fat, but if you are thin, you have no excuse." Chen Chichi said.

Both Xiao Yueyue and Chen Chichi had a coquettish style, and when they met, they were fairly familiar with each other, so they would inevitably quarrel.

"Chen Chichi, you, you, you." Xiao Yueyue pointed at Chen Chichi, and approached Chen Chichi, as if he was about to fight, but Chen Chichi didn't follow his heart at all, and straightened his chest.

"It seems that I am going to treat you today. We didn't decide the winner last time. Please take the initiative." Xiao Yueyue said with a fierce expression.

"Feel free to come here, I'm afraid you're a puppy." Chen Chichi curled her lips and said.

"Then listen carefully, what do you read with a baby's shell next to the word earth?" Xiao Yueyue asked.

"Ba (dad)." Chen Chi said.

"Hey~!" Xiao Yueyue responded immediately, with a very proud face.

Chen Chichi rolled his eyeballs, and immediately asked back, "What's wrong with adding a lost thought next to the word for foot?"

"Fuck (Dad)~!" Xiao Yueyue said immediately.

"Hey~! Dad is here." Chen Chichi made a V sign.

"Can you sing "Song of the Five Rings"?" Xiao Yueyue asked immediately.

"Of course." Chen Chichi said and began to sing "I put (Dad)~"

"Ah, I'm here." Xiao Yueyue said immediately.

Chen Chichi thought about it and said, "The capital of Canada is called Ottawa, the bathtub made in Ottawa is called Ottawa, the toilet made in Ottawa is called Ottawa, what is the shower head made in Ottawa called?"

This is Chen Chichi's mouthful, and he speaks extremely fluently. The people next to him saw that the two of them pinched each other as soon as they met, and found it interesting, so no one stopped it.

"Wo Taisa (I'm too stupid)." Xiao Yueyue said, after he finished speaking, he knew what was going on, but he didn't care at all. He smiled confidently, and quickly said, "Once upon a time there was a mountain called Lying Mountain. The temple is called the Temple of Wozhi, and there is a monk named Monk Wozhi in the temple, what is the stick in the old man's hand called?"

"Lying stick (I'm retarded)~!" Chen Chi said.

As if feeling something was wrong, Chen Chichi looked around, and everyone covered their mouths and laughed.

"It seems that the only way is to zoom in. I say the first half of the sentence and you say the second half." Chen Chichi said.

"Come on~!" Xiao Yueyue said disdainfully.

"good luck"

"Dali"

"tonight"

"Eat chicken"

"Big Head Son and Little Head"

"dad"

"Hey~! After all, I am your father." Chen Chichi said proudly, doing a few bodybuilder poses, showing off his might.

Xiao Yueyue rolled her eyes, and then quickly asked, "What is the name of the old man in Calabash Baby?"

"Grandpa~!"

"Hey, after all, I am your grandpa, dad's dad, haha." Xiao Yueyue said.

Chen Chichi said contemptuously, "Childish~! It's boring."

"Hey." Xiao Yueyue didn't speak, hey represented everything.

"Oh, okay, you two, stop bickering. We finally got together, can't you just calm down for a while? Why are you bringing the grudges from other shows to us?" He Fei said speechlessly.

He Fei is also regarded as highly respected, at least in the eyes of Li Zhe and his juniors, although sometimes he is quite unreliable.

"Okay, since Mr. He has spoken, this time I will let you off the hook." Xiao Yueyue said.

"Hey, you're wrong. I'm the handsome, unrestrained, loyal and cowardly man who doesn't care about you like you." Chen Chi said.

(End of this chapter)