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Chapter 169 Fake Kung Fu

The happiest thing about rural life is harvesting. When the yard is full of corn, the feeling is hard to express in words.

He Fei and Chen Chichi were both exhausted. After they came back, they both sat on the floor of the pavilion, not caring whether it was dirty or not.

"It's weird. I really don't know why. I'm obviously here for leisure, but I always want to work unconsciously." Chen Chichi seemed to suddenly realize something.

"Labor is the ladder for human beings to succeed. If you don't work, you won't get anything. Chichi, your personality is about to collapse." He Fei laughed.

"Yes, this is simply an inspirational program." Chen Chichi said helplessly.

Li Zhe is actually not very tired, his health is different, he will stop, the main reason is that He Fei and He Fei are really tired and hungry, these two artists usually do not have any physical work to do, sudden labor, it is easy to overwork ah.

"Li Zhe is really working hard, it's good to be young." Chen Chichi gave Li Zhe a thumbs up.

"Yeah, I didn't expect that Xiao Zhe was too diligent and efficient when he worked." He Fei said.

Things can't be piled up in the yard all the time, which will affect the appearance and traffic, so it's time to settle the accounts. For this, Li Zhe is still very good at it.

"It's time to show the real technology. We're going to sell the money. Let's see how much corn we harvested today and see if it's enough to pay off the debt. With debt, it's hard to sleep at night." Li Zhe laughed.

"Okay, I'll let Old Chen come over and we'll settle the score with him." He Fei smiled.

He Fei stood up and patted the dust, but it was unnecessary, after all, his clothes were already very dirty, and they were still so dirty after he patted them.

"No, we have to be aggressive, let me use kung fu to frighten him, and we can negotiate the price later." Li Zhe said with a smile.

Since it is a variety show, it is necessary to escape a little. Li Zhe has done a few variety shows, and he also knows how to express himself in variety shows. Of course, what he thinks more about is how to bring something to the audience. Come and be merry.

For a really good variety show guy, he will keep learning how to speak to make the audience happy, what to do to make the audience feel comfortable, and what kind of performance he should have to make the audience like him.

For example, Chen Chichi, his character design is actually not bad, his good taste and laziness are only shown or edited, and his main character design is cheap and cheap. Of course, it is difficult to say, there are people who like it, and people who hate it have.

"What? Li Zhe, you know kung fu." Chen Chichi said with a smile, becoming interested.

"Of course, I really know kung fu, why don't I use my family's secret knowledge on you first?" Li Zhe said with a smile.

"Come here, young master, I have never been afraid. Let me see your family secrets." Chen Chichi said with a smile.

Variety shows are like talking about cross talk, they need to be amusing, and they also need to be flattering. Chen Chichi still has good eyesight, and he cooperated in a timely manner.

"Then I'm here. I'm practicing acupoint acupuncture. After I tap it, I won't move." Li Zheruo said.

Li Zhe waved his finger in the air twice, then tapped a few times in the direction of Chen Chichi, and shouted, "Plum Blossom Acupuncture Hand, whoever moves is a puppy."

Chen Chichi was stunned and asked, "What the hell is this?" ' looked at Li Zhe with an expression.

"Haha, I can't take it anymore, you are talented." He Fei couldn't help laughing while watching from the side.

Li Zhe also laughed, because Chen Chichi really didn't move, his eyebrows twitched, he hesitated to speak, it looked a little funny.

"Hey, brother, stop laughing, untie it quickly." Chen Chichi said suddenly.

"Ahahahahaha~!" He Fei burst out laughing. He didn't know whether Chen Chichi was too cooperative, too funny, or his smile was really low. Anyway, he laughed until he covered his stomach and used his eyes Go wipe your tears.

Li Zhe can only say that Chen Chichi's reaction ability is really good, so he can continue to pick up, so Li Zhe can't show weakness. He shook his finger as if there was something wrong, and tapped twice in the void, "Plum Blossom Jie Acupoint Hand, If you don’t move, you’re a puppy.”

He also blew on his fingers like a cowboy blowing on a smoking revolver, another pantomime.

Chen Chichi moved his hands and feet very cooperatively, and then rolled his eyes at Li Zhe.

"You are too boring~!" Chen Chichi complained. "I can even imagine what your lion's roar skill and one yang finger are."

Li Zhe didn't feel the slightest bit of embarrassment anymore. He could understand acting on stage, being a man off stage, and living under the camera.

Li Zhe is just trying to create some laughs. As for whether it is funny, whether it should be used, whether it should be used, whether the audience likes it or not, these are all things that the program group needs to consider. He can't do nothing, right? The ability is too poor.

Backed by the hill made of corn, Li Zhe felt full of confidence. The people in the program team had already started to come out with their cameras on their shoulders. After all, they were always monitoring everything that happened in the small stone courtyard.

Li Zhe stood like a green pine, calm and calm, and he felt like a man who was in charge of others. Of course, appearing in this place, at this time, coupled with his clothes, there was a little sense of humor, but on his face On the face is serious again.

Li Zhe put on a posture, stretched out his hand, pointed his index finger in the direction of Chen Xiaoming, hooked it and shouted, "Director Chen, come out~!"

"What kind of kungfu are you doing?" Chen Chichi laughed.

"Yiyangzhi and lion's roar skills, don't you see this?" Li Zhe said.

Chen Chichi "..."

Chen Xiaoming came out, maybe he was shocked by Li Zhe's kung fu.

"Director Chen, come and settle the score." Li Zhe said.

Chen Xiaoming has a poker face and a businesslike look.

"I asked someone to come with a scale. As I said, it counts as much as you have." Chen Xiaoming said.

The weighing was quickly brought over, and all the corn was weighed, and it was 350 catties. Calculated at [-] cents per catty, that would be [-] yuan.

"The unit price is too high." Chen Xiaoming muttered, but he didn't mean to go back on his word. He said it was as good as it was before. In fact, he thought that Li Zhe and the others couldn't charge too much. Now thinking about the program, there is still room for improvement. place, he had to record it first.

Chen Xiaoming did not hesitate, and gave the money that should be given directly, but it was only 50 yuan, and he had already given [-] yuan before.

After the things were cleaned up, Li Zhe could finally take a rest, change out of his work clothes, and take a shower.

Taking a bath in the south means showering, while bathing in the cold north means soaking in the bath. The environment is different and the habits are different. It is said that taking a bath in the north can enhance friendship, let each other know more about each other, and have a deeper understanding.

As soon as he came out of the bathroom, he picked up his mobile phone, sent voices, texts, and pictures to Jiang Yuan, and shared his experience today. Li Zhe felt very happy like this, because he used to live alone. When I pick up my mobile phone, I don’t know who to send a message to, or who to call.

Now he can have someone to chat with him and share what happened that day, and he doesn't feel annoyed at all, and he can also feel that the other person doesn't feel annoyed, so what else is he dissatisfied with?
Jiang Yuan is not clingy, and he will not send messages all the time. If he doesn't reply when he is busy, he won't feel like his phone is going to blow up, but he will reply immediately when he is not busy.

Don't say that in the era when the mobile phone is always in hand, if you don't reply to the message, you just don't want to talk to each other. In fact, when everyone is busy, it is best to understand each other.

(End of this chapter)