Chapter 48 What is a Scumbag
Under the reluctant eyes of the clerk Zhou Ting, Jiang Xiangxu took Lin Hao out of the store.

Jiang Xiangxu's residence is not far from the store, less than 3000 meters away.

After my cousin graduated from university, he bought a house by himself and did not live with his parents.

His house has three bedrooms and one living room. The house is not very big, but it is very tidy inside, and the things are neatly arranged and orderly.

Lin Hao put his luggage in the guest room with ease.

Jiang Xiangxu saw his cousin put his luggage in order and came out.

He couldn't help but ask: "Haozi, what's going on? Have you really become an Internet celebrity?"

Lin Hao was a little helpless, knowing that his cousin didn't know about his affairs, so he immediately told him about the matter.

After listening to Lin Hao's story, Jiang Xiangxu was instantly dumbfounded. His cousin became famous inexplicably and became an Internet celebrity.

Soon, he rubbed his hands excitedly, and said, "Actually, I also like to watch variety shows. Recently, I like Guo Biyao, the lead singer of the girl group. She sings very well and has a good figure."

Lin Hao looked at his cousin in surprise. It turned out that his cousin was a fan of Guo Biyao.

"Guo Biyao, I've met him, he's not bad." Lin Hao sat on the sofa and lay back.

"Real or false." Jiang Xiangxu looked at his cousin suspiciously. His cousin had tricked him not once or twice.

"Brother, can I still lie to you? I've met Guo Biyao." Unable to stand his cousin's suspicious eyes, Lin Hao said.

"Then get my autograph for me." Jiang Xiangxu said excitedly.

Lin Hao really didn't expect that his cousin was still chasing stars, the key was Guo Biguio's fans.

"When I meet her someday, ask her to sign for you." Lin Hao said.

"Okay, it's settled, my cousin will be the host tonight." Jiang Xiangxu said happily, Guo Biyao's favorite singer since he saw it on TV.

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At around seven o'clock in the evening, Jiang Xiangxu took Lin Hao to meet his friends.

The place where they met was a barbecue restaurant. When the two arrived, there were already two young people sitting there.

Seeing Jiang Xiangxu, one of the men with short hair and dark skin waved: "Brother Jiang, here, here."

Jiang Xiangxu smiled, and led Lin Hao over to sit down.

Another young man has long hair, a round face, small eyes, and outward-turned lips, giving him a down-to-earth look.

"This is my cousin, Lin Hao." After Jiang Xiangxu and Lin Hao sat down, Jiang Xiangxu introduced him. He then said to Lin Hao: "My friends Liu Yong and Tan Ping."

Lin Hao also smiled, and the two looked at Lin Hao and Jiang Xiangxu.

Liu Yong and Tan Ping felt a little familiar when they saw Lin Hao, but they didn't remember seeing it there.

Jiang Xiangxu said: "Yongzi, why do you suddenly want to come back and develop."

Liu Yong smiled wryly and said: "It's not easy to do things outside, and you'll just have to make ends meet all year round. If this continues, it's better to work in your own county."

"Business in the county is not going well this year. Which line of business do you plan to go into?" Jiang Xiangxu asked.

Liu Yong looked at this barbecue restaurant and said, "I'm going to set up a barbecue stall and make some supper by the way."

Tan Ping said nothing and remained silent.

Seeing that the two of them didn't order anything to eat after they arrived at the store, Lin Hao said, "Hurry up and order something to eat."

Only then did Jiang Xiangxu react.

Asked Liu Yong, Tan Ping: "What do you want to eat?"

Liu Yong said, "It's enough for me to order some casually."

"What about you?" Jiang Xiangxu asked Tan Ping.

Tan Ping said slowly, "Come thirty skewers of lamb's kidneys."

"Damn, have you finished eating? The kidneys can't take it anymore." Liu Yong glanced at his friend next to him and complained.

Tan Ping chuckled: "You forgot, I have four girlfriends."

Lin Hao showed surprise, looking at the unattractive Tan Ping.

Cousin probably knew the inside story, and said: "This guy should make up for it. He has so many girlfriends. Thanks to his turnover, he hasn't been discovered yet."

When Tan Ping mentioned this, his interest also increased. He whispered: "Actually, this is simple. I have two mobile phones. In the mobile phones, I will classify my girlfriends to avoid being discovered. For example, if I have girlfriend No. [-], I will write First cousin, then write a cousin on the [-]nd, and a colleague on the [-]rd..."

Lin Hao was also taken aback. In the past, he only saw in the news that a certain scumbag had more than 20 girlfriends, and he could not be discovered. It was not discovered until one day when more than 20 girlfriends appeared at the same time.

Several of these girlfriends have given birth to children for him.

Of course, there are countless such news.

Take the recent news about a married scumbag who drives a luxury car and has more than 20 girlfriends at the same time. After one girlfriend was pregnant, she was exposed with a loudspeaker.

Lin Hao knew that he had more to say, so he asked curiously, "Brother Ping, aren't you afraid of capsizing?"

"Lin Hao, you don't understand this. As long as you do well, it's not so easy to find out." Tan Ping was even more excited when he saw that everyone was interested in his own affairs.

"Last time I went to buy soup for a pregnant girlfriend, but she vomited after taking a sip. There is no way, this soup can't be wasted, so I thought about sending this hot soup to another girlfriend. Because the distance between the two is not very far, it takes a few minutes to drive, but luckily another girlfriend thinks the soup is good."

"It's amazing, Old Tan!" Liu Yong listened with gusto, he knew that his friend was eloquent, and the show operation was really endless.

Jiang Xiangxu chuckled: "Old Tan, I think you should be more restrained. If you are discovered, it will be a big problem."

Tan Ping said indifferently: "Brother Jiang, don't worry, I've done everything properly. It's rare for me to have four girlfriends at the same time. Look at my first buddy, that's amazing. Both are two." More than 30, still no capsize, no accident, even if my girlfriend finds out, coax her a little bit, and then say a few perfunctory words, then it’s OK.”

Lin Hao complained a little in his heart, no wonder everyone said that girls like scumbags, this guy is really scumbag.

"It's Chinese New Year, what if your girlfriend asks you to meet her parents?" Lin Hao couldn't help but interjected.

At this time, the lamb kidneys, roasted duck wings, beef, and chicken legs have all been served.

"Go, it's nothing, it's not a marriage, it's just to visit her parents, just buy some cigarettes and alcohol and fool around." Tan Ping picked up two skewers of lamb kidneys and gnawed them, and said vaguely.

"Boss, let's have another drink." Lin Hao felt that it would not be good to just eat and drink, so he yelled.

Soon a dozen of wine was delivered, and Lin Hao opened the bottle for them, each with a bottle of beer.

"What if your four girlfriends want you to accompany her to her house at the same time, how can you get away?" Lin Hao continued to ask after eating a chicken wing.

"This is simple. Just split up the time. For example, go to one of the two in the morning and one in the afternoon on the first day of the new year. The same goes for the next day. Set the time and arrange it reasonably. Of course, if there is an emergency, you have to adapt accordingly."

 This book contains many details of life, each with its own vivid character, and is also interspersed with some real people and real events, such as this chapter——

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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