My super cowardly system

Chapter 45
In the past few days, He Xiaofan has been a little irritable.

I don't know if it was Lu Yi who cheated me into eating and drinking more than 1 yuan last time, or because I was Qiu Shiyu's manager and couldn't help her a little.

In short, he is very upset now.

In the evening, after attending the last performance with Qiu Shiyu and sending Qiu Shiyu home, he walked slowly on the street alone.

Qiu Shiyu's apartment is a long way from He Xiaofan's apartment complex, but today He Xiaofan rarely wants to walk back.

Hmm. Well, it’s actually just because it’s too late and there is no bus. If you take a taxi, you need at least 20 yuan to start, which is 10 times more expensive than the bus!

He Xiaofan couldn't bear to spend this wrong money, so he resolutely decided to go back!

It was almost 09:30 when we walked to the community near our home. He Xiaofan, who had been walking for almost two hours, was holding on to his broken legs, wanting to cry without tears.

He couldn't figure it out, obviously, the buses on other lines closed at nine o'clock in the evening, why the only bus that went to the neighborhood near their home closed early at seven o'clock.

It's just unreasonable!

Passing through the last alley in front of him, He Xiaofan's community was in front of him, but at this moment, a figure appeared in the darkness.

This person seemed to be waiting for He Xiaofan to come back, with his hands folded around his chest, he looked straight at him.

He Xiaofan suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, because the person in front of him was dressed in black clothes, black hat and black pants, and a black mask on his face.

This is the man in black that I often see on TV! !

Looking at the man in black, He Xiaofan felt a little apprehensive, wanted to leave, but didn't dare to continue, the two just stood there, staring at each other.

The man in black on the opposite side was obviously a little scared, and finally asked aloud: "What kind of sorcery did you use to confuse my lady? If you answer honestly, I can spare you today."

"..."

The man in black came up with a word, which immediately confused He Xiaofan.

What's the matter, brother, you really took on the role of the man in black, why don't you just play here?
But don't tell me, this man in black looks inexplicably handsome.

He Xiaofan pondered for a long time, then replied in a deep voice: "Your lady has a secret illness, I just cured it for your lady, if you don't believe me, you can go and investigate."

He Xiaofan's words obviously made the man in black stunned, the other party lowered his head and pondered for a while, then suddenly clasped his hands together and said: "Today's actions, how offending, when I, Li Xiaofeng, find out the truth, if the matter is really as your Excellency said, then in the future I will definitely come here to take the blame!"

After finishing speaking, before He Xiaofan could speak, the man in black brushed past him.

He scratched his head and whispered: "Which mental hospital is this person who escaped from? Alas, the current mental hospital is really getting worse and worse. They can't even see a patient."

However, when He Xiaofan turned around, the man in black had disappeared into the night without a trace.

Fortunately, today he told his sister in advance that he might go back later, and he also warmed up the food for her sister in advance and put it in the refrigerator, so he dared to walk home so slowly.

When I got home, my sister was still nestling on the sofa watching TV. There were empty plates and bowls and chopsticks in the kitchen. I saw that there was no leftover food in the kitchen trash can, and then I was satisfied and started washing. Come bowl.

The elder sister in the living room suddenly asked: "Didn't you say that it will end around seven o'clock, why are you only coming back now?"

He Xiaofan thought for a while and replied: "On the way, I met a mental patient who escaped from a mental hospital, so I wasted some time."

My sister sneered at this, and said with a smile: "I think it took you so long because the bus closed, and you were reluctant to spend money to take a taxi, and finally walked back?"

"Uh..." He Xiaofan was a little embarrassed when his sister pointed it out, but he still said with a thick neck: "My name is frugal housekeeping, do you understand frugal housekeeping!"

"For such a distance, two yuan for the bus is enough, and twenty times for the taxi, which is ten times more expensive. Only a fool would take it!"

The elder sister rolled her eyes directly, and said speechlessly, "A fool would choose to walk for two hours just because of 20 yuan."

Looking at the figure still washing dishes in the kitchen, she muttered softly: "What a fool, isn't it only 20 yuan, and I don't know how to feel sorry for myself."

He Xiaofan didn't hear the latter words, so he said cheerfully, "What's the matter with walking for two hours? I saved 20 yuan, and we'll have money for grocery shopping tomorrow, and we can have a meal after walking for two hours." Isn't it worthwhile to eat enough?"

My sister snorted coldly, and asked again: "Even if the bus is closed, you can also take the subway. It will only take more than ten minutes if you get there and walk back?"

He Xiaofan clicked his tongue twice and said, "It's not that I haven't thought about taking the subway, but I just sat there and went around a total of more than ten stations, tens of kilometers, and the fare is [-] yuan, which is more expensive than the bus. A full four dollars."

"Think about it, for four yuan, if you catch up with the discount in the supermarket, you can buy several tomatoes."

elder sister:"..."

He Wenjing wanted to scold someone, but there was nothing wrong with what this brat He Xiaofan said, after listening carefully, there was even some truth in it.

This is also what made He Wenjing sulk the most.

He Wen went back to the room quietly, and He Xiaofan sat on the sofa after washing the dishes, thinking about the mental illness she encountered in the alley.

Thinking of that mental illness, He Xiaofan has always had something that he hadn't figured out from the beginning until now.

In that dark alleyway, the surrounding walls were much higher than ordinary walls. At first glance, they were at least two meters high. From behind him to the exit of the alleyway, there was still about ten meters to go.

At that time, the mentally ill person indeed passed by him, but the moment he turned his head, the man in black disappeared without a trace.

According to the laws of physics, there are two possibilities.

One possibility is that the mentally ill man in black only took about a second when He Xiaofan turned his head to run out of the alleyway of more than ten meters.

Another possibility is that the mentally ill man in black climbed over the two-meter-high wall without making any noise.

But no matter which one it was, He Xiaofan felt it was a bit nonsense.
He Xiaofan, who lowered his head and pondered for a long time, finally asked, "Is the system in?"

System: "Yes, dear."

He Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Oh, yes, the system, what's the matter, now you're starting customer service again?"

The originally emotionless voice of the system now seems to carry a hint of pride: "The system is also advancing with the times, and knows how to learn and improve, dear."

"Okay, okay," He Xiaofan twitched his lips, and said with a speechless face: "I just want to ask you, does magic exist in this world, or can human beings be like those in martial arts dramas? Fly over walls? Or, like Superman, lift a car with bare hands?"

The system was silent for a long time, then slowly said: "Magic does not exist in the world of the host."

"However, there are indeed many people who can do it if they fly over the wall and lift the car with bare hands."

(End of this chapter)