My super cowardly system
Chapter 105 Why didn't you answer the call?
Chapter 105 Why didn't you answer the phone?
However, He Xiaofan gave him a blank look this time, and said, "What kind of dinner do you want to eat? Do you know how expensive the things sold in the restaurant outside are?"
He opened a recipe book on his mobile phone, and talked eloquently: "Take a look and compare it with the peony shrimp you bought last time. Two red shrimps in this restaurant cost more than 500. The one you bought last time I'm afraid it's only five hundred yuan for two catties? Look at the cost, this restaurant owner is not opening a restaurant, it's a complete robbery!"
Li Xiaofeng scratched his head, and said ignorantly: "It seems to be a bit of a loss."
Seeing that he hadn't fully understood the reason, He Xiaofan patted him on the shoulder, and said patiently: "Xiaofeng, think about it again, you go to the restaurant to eat two peony shrimps for more than 500 yuan, you buy A big bag of Peony Shrimp is more than 500 yuan, so is that the same as buying a big bag of Peony Shrimp for a restaurant to cook for you, and then the restaurant only serves you two?"
Li Xiaofeng was taken aback when he heard it.
This makes sense!
He Xiaofan smiled slightly, and continued: "Besides, there are two of us going, wouldn't that be equivalent to buying a big bag of peony shrimp, but they only give us two each a shrimp?"
Li Xiaofeng frowned suddenly, and said seriously: "They are deceiving people too much!"
It's fine to give him one shrimp, but it's too much for the master to eat only one shrimp!
When He Xiaofan heard it, he clapped his hands instantly, and praised: "That's right! Disciple, you have figured it out, they are really deceiving people too much!"
Li Xiaofeng was very angry, got up and said: "Master, I'm going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, we won't go to that restaurant today, it's too much!"
After finishing speaking, Li Xiaofeng went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables without looking back.
He Xiaofan waved his hand from behind and said, "Remember to buy a few heads of garlic, there is no more garlic at home!"
Li Xiaofeng: "Got it!"
He Xiaofan leaned on the chair, hummed a little song, looked at the final ranking on the official website on the computer, the first place was "The Way of the Dragon" they filmed, he couldn't help but be in a good mood.
This year's final exams finally don't have to worry.
"Your apprentice, why are you fooling me around again?" At some point, my sister stood at the door, with the expression of the dormitory aunt coming to inspect the dormitory.
"Tsk tsk," He Xiaofan immediately protested: "Sister, you are wrong to say that, how can this be called deceit? I call seeking truth from facts, seriously reasoning with people, how come you say it is a deceit? "
"Cut," the elder sister said angrily, "With your flamboyance, no one will be fooled by you except Xiaofeng who is fooling you."
He Xiaofanle didn't refute this time, but said with a chuckle: "What about my family can't be called deception, it's called kind guidance!"
The sister rolled her eyes and was too lazy to continue talking to him, fearing that she would be tempted to hit him later.
But thinking about it, it would be a good thing to have a big meal in the evening.
Li House.
Li Haifeng has been sitting under the red apricot tree in the yard for the past few days, thinking hard.
As for what he was thinking, of course it was about Tai Chi.
He was more curious about what the system that appeared in his dream that day was.
Why did He Xiaofan also dream about it?
The most curious thing is why he can still clearly remember the Taijiquan taught to him by the system in that dream.
Didn't it mean that after a dream, it won't be long before you will faintly forget what happened in the dream?
And not only did he not forget, but he still remembered more and more clearly.
Every cause must have its effect. He believes that once anything happens, it must have its cause.
In this case, what is the reason why the system was born in a dream?
What is the reason for the birth of Taijiquan?
He shook his head, stood up from the stone chair, strolled in the courtyard, sat down to meditate after a while, got up and walked again after a long time.
Repeatedly, he has continued in this state for four days.
However, just today, he suddenly realized that he was so excited that he wanted to copy the whole house upside down!
He picked up his mobile phone and called He Xiaofan excitedly, wanting to ask him to come and share his understanding of that dream!
Once his understanding is correct, then he, who has stagnated in the realm of martial arts for a long time, is likely to enter that realm!
Martial arts master!
However.
"Sorry, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later."
He Xiaofan's house.
At this time, He Xiaofan and his family of five were having a luxurious lunch.
Since the last incident, Li Xiaofeng has come to He Xiaofan's house more often, because he can't find anything to do except practice every day.
Plus another reason.
So he basically came back every now and then.
Of course, every time I come, the dishes are naturally indispensable.
During this period, he also gradually discovered a pattern. Every time he came, whether he brought vegetables or not, the master's attitude towards him was completely different.
When bringing the dishes, the chef is always kind.
He didn't know if it was his own illusion.
While the family was happily eating, He Xiaofan's cell phone rang suddenly.
He Xiaofan took it out to have a look, and hung up decisively.
Keep eating.
After a while, the phone rang again.
He Xiaofan didn't even look at it this time, just hung up.
phone rings again
He hung up again.
ring again
hang again
Li Xiaofeng couldn't help but asked: "Master, why don't you answer the phone?"
He Xiaofan shook his hand and said: "It's nothing, he's just an advertising person, very annoying."
"Oh" Li Xiaofeng looked at his phone and suddenly said: "Master, my master asked you why you didn't answer his call."
He Xiaofan: "..."
Dad: "..."
Mom: "..."
My sister was drinking water nearby, but one of them didn't collapse, and the whole mouthful of 'poof' was sprayed on He Xiaofan's body.
"Hahahahaha, wait a minute, let me laugh for a while, I can't hold it anymore, hahahaha!"
He Xiaofan put down his chopsticks with a livid face, stopped eating, picked up his phone and went to the bathroom, first washed his face, and then made a call back.
The other side is almost instant.
"Hello, nephew? Why didn't you answer my call just now?"
The corner of He Xiaofan's mouth twitched twice, and he said: "I was eating just now, I thought it was an advertising call, so I just hung up."
Li Haifeng on the other side of the phone didn't care, he let out an oh, and continued: "Hehe, nephew, you must come to my place this afternoon, I have a new discovery about the system in our dream before. !"
He Xiaofan: "????"
When he heard this, his first reaction was to shout directly in his heart: System, get out of here!Are you feeling idle or something?It’s the second time you’ve gone out of your way to delve into other people’s dreams. Didn’t you say something about cause and effect that shouldn’t be known to others?Aren't you afraid of death if you co-write this?
(End of this chapter)
However, He Xiaofan gave him a blank look this time, and said, "What kind of dinner do you want to eat? Do you know how expensive the things sold in the restaurant outside are?"
He opened a recipe book on his mobile phone, and talked eloquently: "Take a look and compare it with the peony shrimp you bought last time. Two red shrimps in this restaurant cost more than 500. The one you bought last time I'm afraid it's only five hundred yuan for two catties? Look at the cost, this restaurant owner is not opening a restaurant, it's a complete robbery!"
Li Xiaofeng scratched his head, and said ignorantly: "It seems to be a bit of a loss."
Seeing that he hadn't fully understood the reason, He Xiaofan patted him on the shoulder, and said patiently: "Xiaofeng, think about it again, you go to the restaurant to eat two peony shrimps for more than 500 yuan, you buy A big bag of Peony Shrimp is more than 500 yuan, so is that the same as buying a big bag of Peony Shrimp for a restaurant to cook for you, and then the restaurant only serves you two?"
Li Xiaofeng was taken aback when he heard it.
This makes sense!
He Xiaofan smiled slightly, and continued: "Besides, there are two of us going, wouldn't that be equivalent to buying a big bag of peony shrimp, but they only give us two each a shrimp?"
Li Xiaofeng frowned suddenly, and said seriously: "They are deceiving people too much!"
It's fine to give him one shrimp, but it's too much for the master to eat only one shrimp!
When He Xiaofan heard it, he clapped his hands instantly, and praised: "That's right! Disciple, you have figured it out, they are really deceiving people too much!"
Li Xiaofeng was very angry, got up and said: "Master, I'm going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, we won't go to that restaurant today, it's too much!"
After finishing speaking, Li Xiaofeng went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables without looking back.
He Xiaofan waved his hand from behind and said, "Remember to buy a few heads of garlic, there is no more garlic at home!"
Li Xiaofeng: "Got it!"
He Xiaofan leaned on the chair, hummed a little song, looked at the final ranking on the official website on the computer, the first place was "The Way of the Dragon" they filmed, he couldn't help but be in a good mood.
This year's final exams finally don't have to worry.
"Your apprentice, why are you fooling me around again?" At some point, my sister stood at the door, with the expression of the dormitory aunt coming to inspect the dormitory.
"Tsk tsk," He Xiaofan immediately protested: "Sister, you are wrong to say that, how can this be called deceit? I call seeking truth from facts, seriously reasoning with people, how come you say it is a deceit? "
"Cut," the elder sister said angrily, "With your flamboyance, no one will be fooled by you except Xiaofeng who is fooling you."
He Xiaofanle didn't refute this time, but said with a chuckle: "What about my family can't be called deception, it's called kind guidance!"
The sister rolled her eyes and was too lazy to continue talking to him, fearing that she would be tempted to hit him later.
But thinking about it, it would be a good thing to have a big meal in the evening.
Li House.
Li Haifeng has been sitting under the red apricot tree in the yard for the past few days, thinking hard.
As for what he was thinking, of course it was about Tai Chi.
He was more curious about what the system that appeared in his dream that day was.
Why did He Xiaofan also dream about it?
The most curious thing is why he can still clearly remember the Taijiquan taught to him by the system in that dream.
Didn't it mean that after a dream, it won't be long before you will faintly forget what happened in the dream?
And not only did he not forget, but he still remembered more and more clearly.
Every cause must have its effect. He believes that once anything happens, it must have its cause.
In this case, what is the reason why the system was born in a dream?
What is the reason for the birth of Taijiquan?
He shook his head, stood up from the stone chair, strolled in the courtyard, sat down to meditate after a while, got up and walked again after a long time.
Repeatedly, he has continued in this state for four days.
However, just today, he suddenly realized that he was so excited that he wanted to copy the whole house upside down!
He picked up his mobile phone and called He Xiaofan excitedly, wanting to ask him to come and share his understanding of that dream!
Once his understanding is correct, then he, who has stagnated in the realm of martial arts for a long time, is likely to enter that realm!
Martial arts master!
However.
"Sorry, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later."
He Xiaofan's house.
At this time, He Xiaofan and his family of five were having a luxurious lunch.
Since the last incident, Li Xiaofeng has come to He Xiaofan's house more often, because he can't find anything to do except practice every day.
Plus another reason.
So he basically came back every now and then.
Of course, every time I come, the dishes are naturally indispensable.
During this period, he also gradually discovered a pattern. Every time he came, whether he brought vegetables or not, the master's attitude towards him was completely different.
When bringing the dishes, the chef is always kind.
He didn't know if it was his own illusion.
While the family was happily eating, He Xiaofan's cell phone rang suddenly.
He Xiaofan took it out to have a look, and hung up decisively.
Keep eating.
After a while, the phone rang again.
He Xiaofan didn't even look at it this time, just hung up.
phone rings again
He hung up again.
ring again
hang again
Li Xiaofeng couldn't help but asked: "Master, why don't you answer the phone?"
He Xiaofan shook his hand and said: "It's nothing, he's just an advertising person, very annoying."
"Oh" Li Xiaofeng looked at his phone and suddenly said: "Master, my master asked you why you didn't answer his call."
He Xiaofan: "..."
Dad: "..."
Mom: "..."
My sister was drinking water nearby, but one of them didn't collapse, and the whole mouthful of 'poof' was sprayed on He Xiaofan's body.
"Hahahahaha, wait a minute, let me laugh for a while, I can't hold it anymore, hahahaha!"
He Xiaofan put down his chopsticks with a livid face, stopped eating, picked up his phone and went to the bathroom, first washed his face, and then made a call back.
The other side is almost instant.
"Hello, nephew? Why didn't you answer my call just now?"
The corner of He Xiaofan's mouth twitched twice, and he said: "I was eating just now, I thought it was an advertising call, so I just hung up."
Li Haifeng on the other side of the phone didn't care, he let out an oh, and continued: "Hehe, nephew, you must come to my place this afternoon, I have a new discovery about the system in our dream before. !"
He Xiaofan: "????"
When he heard this, his first reaction was to shout directly in his heart: System, get out of here!Are you feeling idle or something?It’s the second time you’ve gone out of your way to delve into other people’s dreams. Didn’t you say something about cause and effect that shouldn’t be known to others?Aren't you afraid of death if you co-write this?
(End of this chapter)
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