My super cowardly system
Chapter 101 Li Xiaofeng, You're Really Handy!
Chapter 101 Li Xiaofeng, You're Really Handy!
"Cut." My sister gave him a blank look, but seeing that he didn't want to say anything, she didn't continue to ask, but instead said: "If you don't say it, don't say it. Sister, I don't care for you to protect me, otherwise I will be a bitch." Martial arts, what's so great about it.
Someday, this beautiful girl is in a good mood, and she goes out to hook up and flirt with, men who are more powerful than you, aren't they lined up for this lady to pick? "
After finishing speaking, she gave He Xiaofan a glare.
It seems to be saying: Didn't you say it? This lady is not interested anymore. Come on, let's hurt each other!
The corners of He Xiaofan's mouth twitched.
If other women said this, He Xiaofan might be very disdainful, but with his sister's looks and 'money', if he went out to hook up with her, the man who coveted his sister's beauty and came to pursue her might really be able to repel her. Come grow up.
hiss~
This is so uncomfortable!
The meaning in my sister's words is obvious. Today you said, let's forget about this matter. If you don't say it, this is the rhythm of finding a brother-in-law for him!
To say or not to say, that is the question.
At this moment, He Xiaofan suddenly thought of a question.
Why did he hide it after he got an inexplicable system?
hiss~
Thinking of this, He Xiaofan gasped.
This kind of anti-scientific thing must not be brought to the outside world. After all, if strange people find out, they will be arrested and used as guinea pigs.
But these strange people do not include family members!
If he only talks to his family, then there should be no problem, right?
After all, if he didn't even trust his own family, it would be a failure for that person to live.
So, I can tell my sister that I got a system!
Why didn't I realize this simple and easy-to-understand truth?
However, the system seemed to have learned of his thoughts, and immediately came out and said: "Warning the host, don't tell others about the existence of the system, otherwise it will trigger a causal effect, resulting in turbulence in time and space, and storms in time and space. Space-time black hole, at that time, this world will be completely destroyed."
He Xiaofan rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "Who are you scaring by putting it here? I just read a novel about system streaming two days ago, and I found out that any novel about system streaming on the web is almost rotten."
"If it is really known that there is a system, the world will be destroyed, then I estimate that the world has been destroyed millions of times, and I still need to say it?"
When the system heard it, it was suddenly taken aback.
I co-authored novels about systems in this world. Others also know about the existence of systems. But the reason why you don’t know about systems is because you don’t read novels!
Suddenly, the system almost burst into tears.
What kind of bad luck did I have for eight lifetimes? If I just changed the host, it wouldn't have fallen into such a desperate situation!
Maybe another host is respectful to him and obeys his orders!
No matter how bad it is, I won't scold it, let alone blackmail him!
This corresponds to the old saying, don't be afraid of poor ability, just be afraid of being reborn into the wrong family!
The system sighed, and explained: "Answer the host, even if other people know the concept of the system, they all know deep down in their hearts that the 'system' is illusory, something that does not really exist, and will never touch reality. cause and effect, but if you clearly implant the concept of the system into your sister until she believes in the system in her heart, the result will touch cause and effect."
He Xiaofan also sighed suddenly, and said helplessly: "Cause and effect, although you always say that, but I don't know what the cause and effect you are talking about is!"
"However, although I don't know what karma is, I know that if I have worship points, maybe I'll hide in my room tonight and go to the lottery draw. Maybe I forgot to tell my sister about the system? "
After finishing speaking, he couldn't help sighing again, and said: "Oh, but pity me, He Xiaofan, I only have 1000 admiration points so far, and I can't even draw a prize!"
system:? ? ?
What are you implying here?
Are you about to become Mingqiang?
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host, I got a system gift package, the content is: 9999 points of worship, please pay attention to the host to check."
He Xiaofan's eyes lit up when he heard the system prompt.
Ten thousand worship points!
This can draw 100 prizes!
Think about it, when the system’s lottery mode was activated last time, his total worship value for 20 years was only 555 points, plus the 999 that the system gave him after negotiating with the system at that time, the total was only 1554 points cult value.
He Xiaofan, who has always been diligent and frugal, spent 500 points of admiration and took out an agent certificate, an agent skills book, and three fifth-grade marshmallows. It can be said that none of them are useful. Blood!
As a result, the system has 'sent' him another [-] worship points, and He Xiaofan suddenly felt that the world became clear again.
Well, sure enough, there is true love in the world, and the ancients did not deceive me!
Since the system took the initiative to give way, He Xiaofan is not an unreasonable person, and if what the system says is true, wouldn't he be a sinner who will destroy the world?
Therefore, the truth must not be told.
But I can't really let my sister go out to find a man, can I?
In this day and age, scumbags are rampant, and a group of hungry men in society are like walking sex machines, seamless and seamless. It is definitely impossible for him to let his sister take this risk.
He thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said seriously: "This apprentice, you also know that your uncle is naturally beautiful, and she really attracts attention outside, so she is like some scumbag. Come near her."
"But regardless of whether those men are scumbags or not, as a man's bottom line, he must at least be able to protect women, that is, your uncle. Do you think this is true?"
Ever since Li Xiaofeng became a teacher, He Xiaofan never once called him apprentice, so when He Xiaofan called him apprentice, his heart suddenly became excited.
This means that the master has accepted him from the bottom of his heart!
Li Xiaofeng nodded heavily and said, "Yes, Master!"
He Wenjing looked puzzled: What the hell is this kid doing?
"Ahem!" He Xiaofan coughed twice, and said, "So, from now on, don't care who they are, for all the men who are close to your senior uncle, first give me a hard beating, if that man can't even beat you , and why protect your uncle, don't you think?"
When Li Xiaofeng heard it, he was going to entrust him with the task of protecting his uncle!
In other words, this is giving the lives of his closest relatives to him, which represents the trust of the master in him!
He suddenly said excitedly: "Yes, the disciple will definitely live up to the expectations of the master, and try his best not to let any man approach the master!"
He Wenjing:? ? ?
He Xiaofan thought: Hahahaha, Li Xiaofeng, it works so well!
(End of this chapter)
"Cut." My sister gave him a blank look, but seeing that he didn't want to say anything, she didn't continue to ask, but instead said: "If you don't say it, don't say it. Sister, I don't care for you to protect me, otherwise I will be a bitch." Martial arts, what's so great about it.
Someday, this beautiful girl is in a good mood, and she goes out to hook up and flirt with, men who are more powerful than you, aren't they lined up for this lady to pick? "
After finishing speaking, she gave He Xiaofan a glare.
It seems to be saying: Didn't you say it? This lady is not interested anymore. Come on, let's hurt each other!
The corners of He Xiaofan's mouth twitched.
If other women said this, He Xiaofan might be very disdainful, but with his sister's looks and 'money', if he went out to hook up with her, the man who coveted his sister's beauty and came to pursue her might really be able to repel her. Come grow up.
hiss~
This is so uncomfortable!
The meaning in my sister's words is obvious. Today you said, let's forget about this matter. If you don't say it, this is the rhythm of finding a brother-in-law for him!
To say or not to say, that is the question.
At this moment, He Xiaofan suddenly thought of a question.
Why did he hide it after he got an inexplicable system?
hiss~
Thinking of this, He Xiaofan gasped.
This kind of anti-scientific thing must not be brought to the outside world. After all, if strange people find out, they will be arrested and used as guinea pigs.
But these strange people do not include family members!
If he only talks to his family, then there should be no problem, right?
After all, if he didn't even trust his own family, it would be a failure for that person to live.
So, I can tell my sister that I got a system!
Why didn't I realize this simple and easy-to-understand truth?
However, the system seemed to have learned of his thoughts, and immediately came out and said: "Warning the host, don't tell others about the existence of the system, otherwise it will trigger a causal effect, resulting in turbulence in time and space, and storms in time and space. Space-time black hole, at that time, this world will be completely destroyed."
He Xiaofan rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "Who are you scaring by putting it here? I just read a novel about system streaming two days ago, and I found out that any novel about system streaming on the web is almost rotten."
"If it is really known that there is a system, the world will be destroyed, then I estimate that the world has been destroyed millions of times, and I still need to say it?"
When the system heard it, it was suddenly taken aback.
I co-authored novels about systems in this world. Others also know about the existence of systems. But the reason why you don’t know about systems is because you don’t read novels!
Suddenly, the system almost burst into tears.
What kind of bad luck did I have for eight lifetimes? If I just changed the host, it wouldn't have fallen into such a desperate situation!
Maybe another host is respectful to him and obeys his orders!
No matter how bad it is, I won't scold it, let alone blackmail him!
This corresponds to the old saying, don't be afraid of poor ability, just be afraid of being reborn into the wrong family!
The system sighed, and explained: "Answer the host, even if other people know the concept of the system, they all know deep down in their hearts that the 'system' is illusory, something that does not really exist, and will never touch reality. cause and effect, but if you clearly implant the concept of the system into your sister until she believes in the system in her heart, the result will touch cause and effect."
He Xiaofan also sighed suddenly, and said helplessly: "Cause and effect, although you always say that, but I don't know what the cause and effect you are talking about is!"
"However, although I don't know what karma is, I know that if I have worship points, maybe I'll hide in my room tonight and go to the lottery draw. Maybe I forgot to tell my sister about the system? "
After finishing speaking, he couldn't help sighing again, and said: "Oh, but pity me, He Xiaofan, I only have 1000 admiration points so far, and I can't even draw a prize!"
system:? ? ?
What are you implying here?
Are you about to become Mingqiang?
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host, I got a system gift package, the content is: 9999 points of worship, please pay attention to the host to check."
He Xiaofan's eyes lit up when he heard the system prompt.
Ten thousand worship points!
This can draw 100 prizes!
Think about it, when the system’s lottery mode was activated last time, his total worship value for 20 years was only 555 points, plus the 999 that the system gave him after negotiating with the system at that time, the total was only 1554 points cult value.
He Xiaofan, who has always been diligent and frugal, spent 500 points of admiration and took out an agent certificate, an agent skills book, and three fifth-grade marshmallows. It can be said that none of them are useful. Blood!
As a result, the system has 'sent' him another [-] worship points, and He Xiaofan suddenly felt that the world became clear again.
Well, sure enough, there is true love in the world, and the ancients did not deceive me!
Since the system took the initiative to give way, He Xiaofan is not an unreasonable person, and if what the system says is true, wouldn't he be a sinner who will destroy the world?
Therefore, the truth must not be told.
But I can't really let my sister go out to find a man, can I?
In this day and age, scumbags are rampant, and a group of hungry men in society are like walking sex machines, seamless and seamless. It is definitely impossible for him to let his sister take this risk.
He thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said seriously: "This apprentice, you also know that your uncle is naturally beautiful, and she really attracts attention outside, so she is like some scumbag. Come near her."
"But regardless of whether those men are scumbags or not, as a man's bottom line, he must at least be able to protect women, that is, your uncle. Do you think this is true?"
Ever since Li Xiaofeng became a teacher, He Xiaofan never once called him apprentice, so when He Xiaofan called him apprentice, his heart suddenly became excited.
This means that the master has accepted him from the bottom of his heart!
Li Xiaofeng nodded heavily and said, "Yes, Master!"
He Wenjing looked puzzled: What the hell is this kid doing?
"Ahem!" He Xiaofan coughed twice, and said, "So, from now on, don't care who they are, for all the men who are close to your senior uncle, first give me a hard beating, if that man can't even beat you , and why protect your uncle, don't you think?"
When Li Xiaofeng heard it, he was going to entrust him with the task of protecting his uncle!
In other words, this is giving the lives of his closest relatives to him, which represents the trust of the master in him!
He suddenly said excitedly: "Yes, the disciple will definitely live up to the expectations of the master, and try his best not to let any man approach the master!"
He Wenjing:? ? ?
He Xiaofan thought: Hahahaha, Li Xiaofeng, it works so well!
(End of this chapter)
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