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Chapter 43

"Little H!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Little O!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Zhang Zifeng was very happy when he saw little H and little O who had grown up a bit, and called over two puppies who could bark [-]% or [-]% of the time, and hugged each other from left to right: "Brother, look quickly, Little H and little O are growing up soon!"

"Come, Xiao Yi, have some tea." Huang Lei sat in the pavilion with a smile on his face.

He Jiong solemnly announced: "Okay, after three sessions of recording, the mushroom layer of yearning and life has officially entered the 2.0 stage! We don't need to waste a lot of time every day for chopping wood and lighting a fire. Then spend all our time on how to improve the quality of life.”

"Collect all the firewood!"

Huang Lei had previously told He Jiong that he had a special feeling for Chai, and it was very heartless in the blink of an eye.

"Is it really going to be collected? So we really don't need to make a fire?" Peng Peng gulped down his tea, unable to believe it was true.

"How can I make a fire when there is gas?" The two elders of the Mushroom House said in unison.

Zhang Zifeng hugged the two dogs and nodded sharply.

Qiao Yi couldn't bear to break everyone's dreams, but still told the truth: "But we seem to have no gas."

Huang Lei didn't hear it, and drank tea with a smile on his face.

However, He Jiong's smile gradually disappeared. He interrupted Huang Lei, who was still talking to himself about a bright future, and said, "Mr. Huang, stop talking. Xiao Yi just mentioned a problem."

"What's the problem?" Huang Lei asked with a smile.

"We don't have gas!" He Jiong tried to wake up Huang Lei who was in a dream.

"Hey, that's right!" Huang Lei was stunned for a moment, then got up with a smile, and was about to go to the house.

"Mr. Huang, do you want some slippers? Peng Peng, go and get them!" Qiao Yi hurriedly ordered Peng Peng to provide ammunition.

"No, there must be something in the gas. It's impossible to just sponsor the gas stove and not give gas. This person must have it implanted."

Huang Lei didn't believe that there was no gas, so he went into the room with a smile and looked around, but found no gas. When he came out, he asked Wang Zhengyu in a rational voice, "Where is the gas?"

"Gas, yes. It costs 200 yuan a can!" Wang Zhengyu said.

Huang Lei was stunned for a moment.

He Jiong couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly took off his shoes to beat him.

"Teacher Huang! Shoes!"

Peng Peng took out his slippers, ready to provide Huang Lei with weapons.

Qiao Yi and Zhang Zifeng, who had already released the dog, also gathered around, preparing the family of five to kill this ruthless show crew.

Huang Lei, however, grabbed the ax on the tree stump and completely lost his mind.

Seeing this, He Jiong was not far behind, picked up the scissors he had just used to unpack the box, and rushed over with a murderous look.

The three children saw that the second elder of Mushroom House was about to commit murder, so they hurried forward to stop him.

"Mr. Huang, this is being shot, it's inappropriate." Qiao Yi took the ax away.

Huang Lei had no choice but to use the slippers given by Peng Peng to vent his anger at Wang Zhengyu.

In the end, there was no other way, the gas must not be used for free, Huang Lei didn't think about it anymore, and went to fiddle with the gas stove happily.

Then Qiao Yi took Zhang Zifeng to inspect the mushroom house that had been away for nearly three weeks.

The layout of the room is still the same as when he left, nothing has changed.It should be looked after by someone, and there is no dust.

Diandian hasn't changed much outside, but Tianba seems to have grown up a bit, and he and Diandian are still inseparable.The three old hens are not worried about being killed, they are looking for bugs to eat in the chicken coop.

Dinglingling~~

The phone suddenly thought.

"Hey, hello, this is the mushroom house."

Qiao Yi came to the room, sat on the floor and pressed the speakerphone to answer the call. Zhang Zifeng and Peng Peng also sat quietly and listened.

"Excuse me, can I order food?" A pleasant voice sounded like a broadcasting voice. Could it be that the three are coming?

"What do you want?" Qiao Yi asked.

He Jiong also came in, watching Qiao Yi answer the phone.

"We want to order stewed pork ribs with Northeast sauerkraut, preferably the sour one." The voice suddenly became a little girly.

Qiao Yi was taken aback for a moment, it seemed that something had changed.

He Jiong hurriedly reported to Huang Lei.

"Okay, I've written down the pork ribs stewed with sauerkraut in the Northeast, is there any more?" Qiao Yi asked again.

"I'd like a vegetable salad." It was a girl, but her voice was a bit thick, like a man.

"Vegetable salad? This is good!" He Jiong looked happy.

But there are only two dishes, a bit simple, right?Qiao Yi asked again: "How many of you are there? Is there anything else you want to order?"

At this time, a voice suddenly came in: "You are Brother Yi, do you have a pen and paper at hand?"

Ok?
To order, what pen and paper do I need?
But the voice is very familiar, a bit like some kind of joke that cannot be broadcast.

But Qiao Yi still nodded: "Yes, tell me."

"Then listen carefully, the first big dish here is steamed lamb."

"This is a big dish!" Qiao Yi praised it.

"Where else is behind!"

"what?"

"There are steamed bear paws in the back."

"Oh?"

Qiao Yi held back a smile and picked up another word, and then burst out a bunch of subtitles from the phone: "Steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, Little belly..."

Hey!
Good guy, he talked about ten or twenty dishes in one breath!

"Sorry, I didn't hear clearly just now, what did you say last time?" Qiao Yi stretched out his fingers to silence the people who were about to laugh.

"Steam bear's paw?" The other side was stunned for a moment.

"One more sentence."

"Then listen carefully, the first big dish here is steamed lamb?"

"One more sentence."

"Do you have a pen and paper handy?"

"No, thank you!" After Qiao Yi finished speaking, he made a gesture to hang up the phone.

The person on the other side was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Bai [don't] hang up, I haven't finished ordering yet!"

Well, when this guy is in a hurry, Yuyu comes out.

"Then hurry up, I'll give you one last chance, after passing this village, this shop will disappear!" Qiao Yi said righteously.

"It's so boring. I want a diced chicken and potato shreds, no chicken or potato shreds, I want to explode (hug)." This guy actually acted like a baby, and he didn't know how the other two who were with him reacted.

Anyway, Qiao Yi almost hung up the phone: "Speak human! Last, last chance!"

"Okay, just bring me a plate of dumplings stuffed with three delicacies, and another bad fish." After the other party finished speaking, he hung up.

"Haha, Xiao Yueyue is impatient!"

Hearing the beeping sound from the phone, Qiao Yi and He Jiong looked at each other and laughed loudly.

When he came to the yard, Huang Lei saw that the rape blossoms in the field were blooming just right, and suggested to take a look in the vegetable field.

So a family of five, and two three-month-old and a half Shiba Inu H&O, came to the field.

Huang Lei pointed to the mustard greens in the field and said: "The guest came back and collected these mustard greens, dried them and made them into prunes."

Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng looked surprised: "This is dried plums?"

Well, both of you have eaten pork with dried plums, but you can't connect the black dried plums with the green leaves in the ground.

Probably many people don't know it either.

Dried plums are famous specialties in Cixi, Yuyao, and Shaoxing. During the Qing Dynasty, they were used as one of the "eight tributes" of the three places.

There is a record in "Yuezhong Bianlan": "Dried plum vegetables are divided into dried mustard greens, dried rapeseed, and dried cabbage. Mustard greens are delicious, rapeseed is flat, and cabbage is tender. It is used to cook duck and roast meat. It has a unique flavor. Cixi, Yuyao, Shaoxing residents are self-reliant."

"Mustard greens are dried in the sun, then yellowed, and then pickled with salt to become dried mustard greens, that is, prunes." Qiao Yi often made this with his grandma when he was a child, and he was very familiar with it, so he explained a few sentences.

After that, we came to the golden rapeseed field.

At the end of April, the rape blossoms were blooming like crazy. Rows of large natural color blocks along the terraces, from the front to the distance, make people feel that it should be a location for a romantic movie.

In the rapeseed field, Zhang Zifeng is wearing a simple student-style short-sleeves, standing in the field of rapeseed and smiling sweetly.

Perhaps this is the so-called poetry and distant fields?

As a result, the idea was quickly misled by the second elder of Mushroom House.

Huang Lei led five people, squatting in the rape blossoms, sang the adapted "Rape Flowers", and then rehearsed, and the five completed this "masterpiece" relay.

Canola, canola, we all have cauliflower...

After the childish and somewhat brainwashing singing game was over, everyone prepared to go back to the mushroom house.

On the side of the road, I happened to meet the guests who were coming.

(End of this chapter)