The strongest dream shuttle

Chapter 70 Tofu Xishi 【Please recommend】

Before the lights were turned off, the quilt next to the radiator was almost half dry. Wang Zhigang took it off the chair and threw it on the recruit's bed.

"Almost done."

The recruit picked up the quilt and said yes.

Wang Zhigang thought to himself: Do you think I can really cover you with my quilt?For you, I cover you with a coat?If the company commander hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have let you warm up the quilt. I would have covered you with a wet one. I'll see if you fold it well next time. If you don't fold it well, I'll wash the quilt in the sink for you. The outside of the hanger was frozen into an ice quilt...

Although he thought so in his heart, but seeing the recruit's weak expression, he still couldn't bear to do it.

At midnight, Yang Fan was lying on the upper bunk bed, in the dark dormitory, looking at the ceiling, silently in a daze.

What to do?Can I fold the quilt?If it goes on like this, how long will I have to stay here before I can finish the quilt?This is a dream, and I still have to wake up. If ten days and a half months can't be stacked, wouldn't I have to do this task every day?Damn, tofu cubes, tofu cubes, soldiers want to stack tofu cubes, and I'm not a tofu seller, what kind of tofu cubes are stacked?

Wait, what did I just say?Selling tofu? ?
Fuck, I can find an awesome person to help me, I can summon, summon a tofu maker.Yang Fan suddenly laughed secretly under the quilt.

"Paralyzed, what are you doing?"

Wang Zhigang, who was on the lower bunk, kicked the upper bunk a few times, and said harshly, "Sleep, why are you laughing in the middle of the night? Are you dreaming of marrying a wife?"

Several other recruits in the dormitory secretly laughed after hearing his words under the quilt, but after laughing, they secretly cursed Wang Zhigang a few times in their hearts.

The night in the dream passed in a blink of an eye, and at [-]:[-] in the morning, a few recruits had already secretly got up and started to fold the quilts. If they didn’t fold their quilts early and waited for the wake-up call to blow, it would be too late, because for the For recruits, half an hour may not be able to fold the quilt squarely.

Yang Fan didn't move, he was still lying on the bed with his eyes closed, but he was already awake.

Wang Zhigang, who was in the lower berth, was fast asleep, and there were still five or ten minutes before the wake-up call was blown. He should cherish every minute of sleep.

Yang Fan closed his eyes and listened to the voices on the other beds. He knew that everyone had already secretly made the quilts. In winter in the north, it was still pitch black after five o'clock in the morning. The lights can be turned on for 15 minutes to clean up the house, so the recruits can only fold the quilt in the dark through the light of the street lamp outside the window.

After about half an hour, Yang Fan finally planned to fold the quilt.

He lay on the bed with his eyes closed and thought: Tofu Xishi, tofu Xishi, I want to summon the tofu Xishi to be possessed, let me fold the quilt into tofu cubes! !
In an instant, he felt numb all over his body like an electric shock, and a voice came from his brain: Tofu Xishi came to help.

"Help me fold my quilt into tofu cubes." Yang Fan said.

The tofu Xishi in her brain replied: "I must do my best."

"You're fucking sick. Who did you ask to make your quilt?"

Wang Zhi, who was in the lower bunk, just woke up, and just heard the words from Yang Fan, who was in the upper bunk. He didn't know that Yang Fan was talking to the possessed Tofu Xishi. Let someone else stack it for him?I want to see what he wants to do?

Wang Zhigang sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes and listened to the sound of the upper bunk.

Yang Fan sat up and rubbed his eyes like him, but in fact he was no longer alone at this time.

He dressed slowly, stretched his waist and checked the time: 05:40
There were still 20 minutes until the wake-up call was blown. Veterans Wang Zhigang and Sun Chao had already got up and put on their clothes, ready to make the quilt in advance, but Yang Fan was still sitting on the bed and yawning.

"So sleepy." Yang Fan patted his mouth.

"Yang Fan." The lower berth shouted.

"Arrived." The upper bunk replied.

"Everyone's quilts have been folded, but yours hasn't been folded yet. Do you want your quilt to be an air force this morning?" Wang Zhigang said.

"Reporting to the squad leader, what does it mean to be in the Air Force?" A recruit who had already folded the quilt suddenly asked.

Wang Zhigang was also making the quilt. He squinted at him, flicked his hand in the air, and gestured, "Did you see it? This is called the flight path. Whoosh, the quilt flew down from the third floor and landed on the ground floor." On the grass is the Air Force."

"I'm going to start making the quilt."

Tofu Xishi sent a signal in Yang Fan's brain, and Yang Fan was like a puppet being dominated, unable to control himself, watching his body become controlled by another person.

He grabbed the quilt and dusted it, and pressed the flat quilt firmly with three or five strokes. The quilt was already folded in one minute.

"Tofu Xishi started making tofu."

An instruction came from Yang Fan's brain, his hands turned into two knives, cutting, pinching, rubbing, rubbing, grinding, treating the quilt as a piece of tofu being made.

The movements are quite skillful. Tofu Xishi used to be a top figure in the tofu industry. He set a record of making 10 yuan of tofu a day. brain, she is handy.

At six o'clock, the wake-up call sounded on time, and the anger in the barracks instantly became hot. A whistle rang, and the lights of the company were turned on. Basically, everyone in the room had already folded their quilts, and they all sat on the beds to give them their quilts. Reprocessing'.

But Yang Fan had already got out of bed, Wang Zhigang had just folded the quilt, shook his head, and was startled when he looked up.

"Damn it, Yang Fan, Yang Fan."

Wang Zhigang shouted loudly.

Yang Fan had already gotten out of bed, straightened his clothes, tied his belt, and was ready to go out to shout slogans and do morning exercises at [-]:[-].

At this time, the bean curd Xi Shi on his body had been "sent away" by him as a thank you. Before leaving, the bean curd Xi Shi told him that she could possess her body to help him make the quilt before getting up every day.

"Here, what's the matter, monitor?" Yang Fan replied.

"Yang Fan, this, this... you folded it??" Wang Zhigang pointed at the quilt, and it could be seen from his surprised expression that he didn't believe everything in front of him.

It was a quilt that the entire Chinese People's Liberation Army might not be able to pick out. The lines were neat, with edges and corners, and the edges and corners were almost straight lines. The quilt looked like a piece of cement that had been wiped with a trowel. It's the same, if you rank the quilts of the millions of soldiers in the army, his quilt is ranked second, and no one is qualified to be ranked first. This is the strength of Tofu Xishi.

Yang Fan tidied up the camouflage uniform casually, waved the green military cap on his head and said, "Report to the squad leader, I folded it."

Wang Zhigang looked at him strangely, then at his quilt, then at his own, and thought: Damn, he folded the quilt so well in less than 10 minutes?This... is too smooth, right?From a distance, it looks like a standard cube!

He couldn't believe his eyes, but Yang Fan pinched the corners of the quilt indifferently, pretending that he was not satisfied with the quilt.

"No, it's not neat here, I need to pinch it a few times."

Wang Zhigang was dumbfounded. How did he fold his quilt?

He reached out to touch the quilt on the upper bunk, and when his hand was about to touch the quilt, the assembly whistle blew, and everyone hurried to the door. Wang Zhigang also withdrew his hand and ran out. When he reached the door, he turned his head Glancing at the quilt, Yang Fan had already rushed out...

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