City One Punch Super God

Chapter 3
Chen Xiaoxiu was so happy in her heart, she really had help to do things well!

"Eating does not satisfy hunger in dreams, a dumb man never mentions it in his dreams, bamboo shadows sweep away dust and dust, and paper-stuffed horses cannot ride!"

"From Lu Yao's obsession points +2"

Lu Yao looked at Chen Xiaoxiu in bewilderment.

"Although I don't know what you said, you are really blinded by the front. I really have something annoying recently."

"How can this be a lie!" Chen Xiaoxiu patted her chest: "You just have to trust me, I have a deep research in the field of fortune-telling and fortune-telling."

"If I told Lu Yao that what you just said was a fortune-telling jingle, and it was all nonsense, do you think you would die a miserable death?"

"Go, go, don't tear down my backstage!"

Well, what can one tell from an introductory fortune-telling boxing, Xiaoxiu immediately pulled out a fortune-telling universal jingle from her mind.As long as Lu Yao is fooled, the next thing will be easy.

"Oh? Then if you can figure out why I'm bothered, I'll believe you."

"Warning! The entry-level fortune-telling fist has been used up."

Damn it, it’s all over so soon?

But it's okay, anyway, Lu Yao has been hooked now hehehe!
"Well..." Chen Xiaoxiu pretended to be embarrassed: "I'll take a closer look!"

"Then take a look." Lu Yao sat upright.

"Can't just...see"

Chen Xiaoxiu gave a small hint.

"Then... what do you want?"

"I still have to touch the bones to see..."

"From Lu Yao's ignorant point +2"

"Chen Xiaoxiu...you...you..."

Lu Yao's face was flushed red.

"No, no, no, Lu Yao, don't get me wrong!"

Chen Xiaoxiu stretched out her hands, and while Lu Yao was in a daze, she pressed them on Lu Yao's chest...

"From Lu Yao's ignorant point +2"

"Ah! Chen Xiaoxiu! You you you!"

Lu Yao's roar shocked the whole class!
The psychology teacher was also confused: "Lu Yao, what's going on with you little comrade? You are the monitor, how can you make such a loud noise in class?"

"Teacher, I...I..."

Lu Yao couldn't do it anymore, she was so angry that she was about to cry.

"Lu Yao...I didn't touch your chest on purpose!"

"The ignorant point from Lu Yao +1
Confused point +2 from Wu Neng
+1 from Fan Tzu's ignorant point
+2+3+2+1..."

Silence, deathly silence!The whole class turned around in a daze!

"Damn it! Did I get ear cancer? The class joke touched the chest of the class belle! It's invincible!"

"It's not just invincible! It's incredible, Brother Xiu! I'm calling you crazy."

"show!"

"God show!"

"The show of daffodils!"

……

This quiet atmosphere only lasted for 1 second, and everyone in the class was blown away, like cigarette butts that had not been stamped out one by one and thrown into the woods, igniting a fire that was out of control!
"Hurry up, hurry up, throw this explosive news on the school post bar, it will definitely be a big hit in the school tomorrow!"

"It's not just our school. Schools with a radius of a hundred miles can become talking points!"

There was a loud bang, and everyone was frightened.

The psychology teacher's face turned green and he shouted on the podium: "Chen Xiaoxiu! The teacher wants you to go out and stand guard!"

Chen Xiaoxiu grimaced and walked out of the classroom dejectedly under Lu Yao's contemptuous gaze.

"Ding!

Congratulations to the host for completing the touching task
Reward all attributes +1
Get a flop lucky draw chance"

Hee hee, although she was picked up by the teacher and punished to stand, but thinking of completing the task, Chen Xiaoxiu's mood suddenly brightened.

I have no choice but to feel sorry for Lu Yao, the mission comes first!

yy come out and take a look at the level.

"Spicy chicken point gunner
Punch speed: 0
Power: 6
Charisma: -3
Intelligence: 3
Skills: none

Confused point: 250”

This is a bit confusing...uh...Chen Xiaoxiu is already unable to complain.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the 'five mission achievements'

Reward 500 points of obsession"

Chen Xiaoxiu was surprised that there was such a thing as an achievement!
"Oh, 750 is a bit confusing! The attributes of these items are too low."

"Attention the host, it's a low skin!"

"Fuck, the system, you are here to mock me! Add all attributes to 10 for me, thank you, old man!"

According to what Xiaoxiu said, the system directly added all attributes to 10 points.

After adding so many attribute points, Chen Xiaoxiu immediately felt that she was a bit different, especially her unicorn arm, which was full of strength!

Chen Xiaoxiu tried to throw a punch, oh, I'm going to be fierce, very fierce!
"System system, am I cheating now?"

"Well, congratulations to the host for being promoted to be a dish gunner. I am very responsible to tell you that you can beat a girl! Remember that kind of girl who doesn't have any special occupations!"

"Cut, food comparisons are food comparisons, but my brother is a man with 10 attributes! Very comprehensive!"

At first glance, there is still 410!Come to a wave of daily lucky draw first!
Looking at the ten cards of different colors that appeared, Chen Xiaoxiu was in a dilemma!

"It's up to you! Xiaoqing!"

When the cyan card was flipped, Chen Xiaoxiu closed her eyes, babbling nonstop.

"Master, are you praying for a good combat skill?"

That's right, all the auxiliary skills sold in the mall, such as fortune-telling boxing, traditional Chinese medicine boxing, etc.

And what comes out of the flop is the combat skill most needed by the firing system!
“I’m not praying, I’m just learning from a certain anchor.

It's a pity that I came out in a hurry today and didn't bring the "Book of Essences of the Wild Valley" with me! "

system:"…"

Chen Xiaoxiu closed her eyes and muttered for a while.Suddenly opened his eyeballs to see the information on the blue card, and was instantly taken aback.

"Lolita Punch (Use only once)
Definition: It is a peak boxing technique that can beat a crying little loli!Note: You can only hit crying little lolita; other people please use it with caution! "

"me…"

Ten thousand grass mud horses are galloping on the grassland!
"With the host's face so black, it's not easy to prescribe a combat skill, and the "Book of Ancient Essences" really lives up to its reputation."

Hardened old heart!

"Ding!

Please host complete the task of apologizing to Lu Yao."

After a wave of ups and downs, when Chen Xiaoxiu heard the system's mission, she went crazy!

It’s your system that makes you feel pricked, but it’s your system that makes you apologize after you touch it!
"System Lord! How can we stop playing with vomiting? We've already touched her, and why should we go over and apologize with a smile? Then I won't kill Lu Yao!"

"As a man, dare to be brave and be able to bend..."

"Okay, okay, I know that the system will be cold and hot, and you will be embarrassed..."

"Alarm alert!
The host is Taipi, and the penis shortening project is about to be carried out.

The shortened length is: 40 meters! "

"Pfft!" Chen Xiaoxiu spat out three taels of old blood.

Immediately convinced: "Dad! I was wrong about Dad! You don't remember villains, please forgive my slip of the tongue."

"For the sake of being so obedient, I will save this hatred for you first."

"Thanks dad!"

A man can bend and stretch, there is no way!My Xiaoxiu is so flamboyant and despicable!

(End of this chapter)