City One Punch Super God

Chapter 15 The Two Bs Are Definitely Having an Affair

Seeing Chen Xiaoxiu's pig-like appearance, the old man curled his lips and said, "Oh, Po Meng is thousands of years older than your mother, how can she still be a young lady!"

Why does it sound like a curse?
Chen Xiaoxiu couldn't care so much, so she said directly: "Hey? This is grandpa, don't you understand? Men look at their wrists, women look at their faces, especially those who are not clingy..."

The old man directly ignored Chen Xiaoxiu's flirtatious behavior, and walked directly to the long queue of ghosts. Chen Xiaoxiu silently followed behind, thinking about how to greet Granny Meng later.

Scene [-]: Accompaniment to "One Cut Plum"

"Sister Meng! The little white rabbit seems to be lost..."

Granny Meng walked to Chen Xiaoxiu's side with concern, put Chen Xiaoxiu's head on her fragrant shoulder, and said softly: "Little white rabbit, can you tell me where your home is?"

The little white rabbit's head was lying on Granny Meng's fragrant shoulder, and she glanced at the beautiful gap from the corner of her eye.

He has a nosebleed...

Scene [-]: Accompaniment: Vietnam Tiantuan Fat Pig Stream version of "Wrong Wrong Wrong"

The old man grabbed Po Meng's hand and jokingly said, "Young lady, isn't she good-looking! Come and accompany uncle to drill into the woods?"

"Flax falls!" Granny Meng had tears in her eyes, her expression full of despair.

At this time, Chen Xiaoxiu walked out of the woods with a shaved head, pointing at the old man from a distance and yelled: "Let that girl go!... Let me do it..."

Later, Chen Xiaoxiu and the old man brought Meng Po, who was raining with pear blossoms, closer to the grove...

Meng Po: "What crime did I do?"

...

"Hey grandson, are you thinking about something embarrassing again?"

Chen Xiaoxiu's YY was interrupted by the old man's voice.

Chen Xiaoxiu's soul turned red: "I didn't think about anything..."

"Hehe, guess if I believe you or not."

Seeing that Chen Xiaoxiu didn't speak, the old man didn't ask him what he was thinking any more, he just jumped to the front of the line under the murderous eyes of the ghosts queuing up.

That mouth was still chattering: "Excuse me, I want to talk about life with Po Meng."

This bitch is in the netherworld, why are you talking about life, ghosts don't believe what you say.

"Hey, hey, who is the grandson who jumps in the queue? Why don't you understand first come first come first?"

A toad ghost hugged the toad's leg and said angrily.

"That's right, it's really shameless." A ghost cursed.

Toad Ghost said with the lead: "Brother Tai is right! This kind of ghost that destroys the stability and unity of the Netherworld should be strongly condemned!"

The ghost nodded approvingly.

Toad Ghost rolled his eyes and said: "Brother, can you lend me 1000 billion Yin coins first, and I will pay you back double in the next life when I come back."

"Brother, I didn't lend it to you, but what if you are still a toad in your next life?"

Toad Ghost: "..."

"Busy?" The old man said to Granny Meng who was feeding a ghost with soup in a very gentle tone.

"Hey? Isn't this the ghost king? What wind brought you here?"

"Hey hey..." The old man rubbed his hands together: "Didn't I want to trouble you with something?"

Chen Xiaoxiu didn't listen to the conversation between the two, because he was in shock right now.

"The old man turned out to be the king of ghosts! My darling, you are so awesome!"

What made Chen Xiaoxiu drool the most was that Miss Meng Po would feed everyone who came to drink Meng Po soup.

Ah~ It's a five-star treatment, isn't it?
If I can also have this kind of treatment... Ziliu... Even if I let myself drink a hundred bowls a day, I am willing!

However, Chen Xiaoxiu's thoughts were interrupted by Po Meng's voice: "What? You want to take this soul across the bridge of Naihe without drinking my Po Meng's soup? It's impossible for me to sue..."

Granny Meng's voice stopped abruptly, and her mouth was covered by the old man's hand. The old man whispered, "Shhh, don't make noise...Do you want everyone to know that I am cheating for personal gain?"

"Woooooooo..."

Granny Meng was covered by the old man's mouth, unable to speak, and faltered and yelled non-stop.

When Chen Xiaoxiu saw this scene, she couldn't help thinking of scene [-], a Vietnamese version of Wrong Wrong Wrong suddenly came to mind.

He misses his killer haircut, misses his laugh.

I miss my red socks and the smell of the two yuan perfume on my body.

Immediately, he yelled at the old man: "Let go of that young lady!...Let me do it..."

A crow flew over the Naihe Bridge, and Po Meng, who broke free from the grasp of the old man who was in a state of confusion, knocked it down with a slingshot.

"You don't want to drink Meng Po soup, but you want to cross the border illegally? I'll eat your shit!"

Immediately, Granny Meng walked to the side of the bewildered old man, and held the old man's hand quite elegantly with her bare hands.

Then he put the old man's hand on his red lips, and said angrily, "Come on, little cucumber, let's continue..."

However, the air was still filled with embarrassment, and the husband was stunned for a while before being woken up by Granny Meng's words about "little cucumber".

Immediately, the old man blushed and glanced at Chen Xiaoxiu, who was holding his stomach and laughing loudly.

"Puff...Grandpa...I didn't expect your nickname to be so domineering...Puff hehehe!"

The old man pinched his nose, let go of his hand, and said sincerely to Granny Meng: "Well, let's borrow one to talk!"

Granny Meng returned with her eyes full of little stars: "Okay Ouba!"

After finishing speaking, Meng Po put a ban on the Naihe Bridge, and said: "Anyone who desperately wants to go directly to the Naihe Bridge may wish to try. I will guarantee that your soul will fly away and turn into dust, please feel free."

Even if Granny Meng didn't say that, no one dared to move. Besides, after breaking through this pass, there are still Huangquan Road and Guimen Pass behind.Who dares to make a mistake.

"Tell me, I can promise you anything except this brat's matter!"

As soon as Granny Meng came up, she blocked the old man's words, which made the old man a little embarrassed.

Then he seemed to think of something, smiled and said, "Hey, Mrs. Meng, you said that if I were to report your charge for Meng Po's soup... do you think you will be laid off?"

Meng Po was startled when she heard the words, but after thinking about it, she smiled and said, "At worst, we will die, and I believe that you, the ghost king, will not do that! Boom!"

The old man bowed his hands: "Okay, okay, don't play around with me, if you have any requirements, just say it."

Po Meng pouted and thought for a while: "Unless...you accompany me to the grove tonight!"

"Okay! Don't say it once, seven times is fine!" The old man agreed straightforwardly.

When Chen Xiaoxiu heard this, she wanted to say to her husband, "Are you the legendary Gepta?"

The relationship between the old man and Po Meng is unusual. From this slightly ambiguous conversation, any fool knows that the two must have an affair!

Chen Xiaoxiu looked at her husband's head with three hairs and wrinkled face, and then at Granny Meng who had a peerless face, and couldn't help cursing sadly.

This damn good cabbage has made pigs arch!

(End of this chapter)