entertainment teacher

Chapter 178

The thief gently moved his hat, and kept tossing the necklace in his hand. The necklace in his hand was of good color and weight. It was made of pure platinum, and there was a small diamond hanging in the center. It seemed to be worth a lot. money.

"People nowadays are really stupid. They carry such precious things and don't have a few bodyguards around them. Isn't this just asking me to do something?" the thief thought with a smile.

The thief had just come from another city to deal with a batch of stolen goods, and was planning to go back today, but when he saw the necklace on the girl's neck, he couldn't help itching and moved his hands.

"Let's go back early, and get rid of the necklace in your hand before going back." The thief thought about it, and this city is still a bit weird. Logically speaking, there should be people of all kinds on the streets of civilian areas, but the streets of this city Except for ordinary people and some people in uniforms, I couldn't see any of my colleagues...

The thief thought about it, and "accidentally" bumped into a fat man in front.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" The thief hurriedly apologized.

"No...it's nothing." The fat man waved his hand.

The thief sneered, and quietly dropped a mobile phone into his pocket, without making a sound, and walked away from the fat man.

The thief who turned the corner suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Where is my necklace?" The thief discovered that the necklace that was originally tossed in his hand had disappeared. The thief quickly touched his pocket, and then found that the mobile phone in his pocket was also missing.

One hand went straight into the pocket, and at this time the thief realized that someone had scratched a hole in his trouser pocket at some point, and all the things inside had fallen along the hole to somewhere. up...

"It seems that I met my colleague today!" The thief thought while spitting.

The thief with a glimmer of hope quickly walked back along the way he came.

Chen Ergou, who was staring at this scene from a distance, smiled, played with the necklace in his hand, and said to the people around him: "Give the necklace to the owner, and let the brothers greet this 'kid' from other places!"

"Let him feel the 'enthusiasm' from our urban management!" Chen Ergou chuckled, thinking that Captain Wang lost to him because of the person in front of him, and thinking that he could get the guidance of the master, Chen Ergou couldn't bear it. I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Yes, captain!" Chen Ergou's team members took the necklace and waved back.

A large wave of disguised people slowly rushed towards the thief.

Looking at the empty streets and clean thieves, he felt a little uneasy. He took a good look at his pockets. The sharp incisions must be made by a skilled swordsman who was able to pick them up without him noticing. , who do this...

The thief quickly looked around a few times, and didn't feel anything wrong.

"Um...have you seen my mobile phone?" A honest voice sounded behind the thief. The thief jumped up quickly in fright. When he looked back, he saw that it was the fat man.

"No...no, I didn't see it!" The thief quickly waved his hand.

"Really? I'm really sorry!" The fat man squinted his eyes and patted his head, focusing on finding his mobile phone on the street.

The thief hurriedly patted his chest, his eyes kept looking left and right, he felt that his belt was a little loose, and at this moment, his belt broke into several pieces in an instant...

The thief was instantly dumbfounded, and quickly grabbed his trousers.

Quicken your pace and run towards the small streets and alleys.

After passing through the crowd, the thief felt a little cool all over his body.

The clothes all over his body were broken into pieces...

The thief instantly realized that he had bumped into a 'ghost', and knelt down on the street directly: "Please let me go, my brother knows my mistake, I really know my mistake."

Pedestrians on the street looked at the kneeling thief, looking around curiously and pointing at the basically naked thief.

"It's so shameless to dress like this in broad daylight!"

"What do you know, this is performance art, maybe it's still being broadcast live!"

"The chicken is so small, yet it dares to show itself, how thick-skinned it is!"

"Mom, mom, that big brother has no clothes on!"

"Don't look around, such a small thing, if you look too much, the president will really see it!"

Following the pointing of the surrounding crowd, the thief couldn't hold back his face for a moment, and ran directly towards the alley.

"Brother Dog, this?!" The younger brother pointed to the thief who was running towards the alley.

"Why, after dozens of days of urban management, you are so caring? Do you sympathize with others? Do you sympathize with him? Do you believe that tonight, the captain of the brigade came to ask you for anal?" Chen Ergou lectured.

"Ahem... let's go, let's go!" The younger brother quickly waved his hand, and said to the intercom: "Continue to implement the plan, if you can't do it, think about the big bird of the captain!"

Everyone who heard this couldn't help trembling.

The captain's big bird... cough cough... refers to the spear in Wang Lai's hand. When he first taught the team members a lesson, basically everyone was stabbed in the butt by the captain's spear, even though the spear was removed. The head of the gun, but the captain's second-level strength is there, and his buttocks will swell for several days...

So Chen Ergou and other veteran team members jokingly called Wang Lai's spear a big bird... He was asked by the team leader to practice alone...

The thief shamefully rummaged through a few newspapers in the trash can, covered himself directly, and watched the passersby around him warily...

But no matter how vigilant the thief is, how can he compare to the veterans in T City who have been immersed in this trick for more than ten years? In a short while, the newspapers all over his body were scratched to pieces.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will never come to T City to steal again, please Gods, please let me survive?!" The thief knelt down in the middle of the road with tears in his eyes.

"It turned out to be a thief!"

"It turned out to be a thief? I haven't seen you for several days!"

"I think he is looking for a way to join the urban management, pretending to be a thief!"

"It's just hateful. Do you think it's so easy to join the urban management brigade?"

"Hey, are you Yaoyaoling? I have a shameless person here, and he pretends to be a thief!"

"How dare you pretend to be a thief? Which of the urban management in our city is no better than you, you don't even think about joining the urban management brigade with this little skill!"

"This is the most incompetent thief I have ever seen, not only incompetent, but also spineless!"

The onlookers looked at the thief kneeling in the middle of the road with disdain.

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"Here, your necklace!" Mi San took the necklace from the team members at the side and handed it to the girl.

"Thank... thank you!" The girl nodded shyly.

"If... you have anything to do in the future, you can come to the office of the urban management brigade to ask us for help, no matter if you lost something or something." Mi San patted his head and said.

"Does any city have urban management?" the girl looked at Mi San and asked.

"This... I don't know, but!"

"Which city management company is stronger, I am the strongest in T city!"

"Please look for the Urban Management Brigade of City T. The scale of urban management in T City is large, with 20 urban management teams all over the world, and they are on duty for [-] hours a day!"

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　Cough cough, the last paragraph is a spoof, I used it to make up the word count

　　Of course not money...

　　Keke, please recommend, please collect
　　That, the author is very pure

　　


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