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Chapter 160

"Liar, I finally found you!" Just as Fang Jie was about to squeeze in to see, a loud voice suddenly yelled.

I saw a rude big man rushing over with a group of cavaliers holding various swords carved with patterns.

"Ah!" Fang Jie curled his lips helplessly, it seemed that Fatty's big cousin had fooled others again.

"Stop!" Nan Wu directly thrust the sword on his back into the ground: "How did I lie to you?!"

Seeing Nan Wu like this, the big man directly picked up the giant sword in his hand. Fang Jie saw that the sword in the big man's hand had been carved hollow, and various patterns were carved on the sword. Basically, this sword It can be used as a spell-casting weapon by a warlock...

"You said that after you carved the Gale Rune for me, I can use both the Earth Sword Intent and the Gale Sword Intent at the same time, right!" the big man said angrily.

"That's right, could it be that you can't use it?" Nan Wu rolled up his sleeves and said, you can say that he is a liar, but you can't say that he has problems with carving swords!
"My weapons are carved like this, how can I cut people!" The big man yelled wildly.

"I said at the very beginning that I would not be responsible for any other accidents. Didn't you hear me clearly!" Nan Wu retorted.

"Don't talk nonsense with me, you are a liar anyway!"

"What did I lie to you, why are you unable to use two sword intents?!"

"It can be used, it can be used, but this weapon is already useless, how can I kill people!"

"That's none of my business, you judge. He started to ask me to carve runes. I have already allowed him to use two kinds of sword intent at the same time. He also said that I am a liar!" Nan Wu pointed at the big man. Humanity around.

"I spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a sword, but you ruined it like this. You have to compensate me!"

"Pay your mother, Gobi!" Nan Wu directly pulled out the sword he had planted on the ground: "Whether you want money or not, you need to die!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa!"

"I'm going to stab you to death!" Nan Wu refused to accept and cursed.

"Brothers, let's go!" The big man surrounded Nanwu with all the people.

"You're paralyzed, do you think you're the only one with a lot of people?" Nan Wu said contemptuously, and directly made a trumpet shape with his hands: "Those who ride horses, the king of heaven and the tiger of heaven!"

Nan Wu's shout was directly spread a hundred meters away, only the voice of "Chicken Stewed Mushrooms" could be heard everywhere.

"Are you from the Connotation Gang?" The big man looked at Nan Wu in horror.

"That's right!" Nan Wu said with his hands on his hips.

The king of heaven covers the tiger of the earth, and the chicken is stewed with mushrooms?
Fang Jie looked at Nan Wu in surprise, isn't this the slogan of that so-and-so app on Earth that has no integrity? Could it be that someone has traveled over here?

"I'm beating people from the Neihan Gang, and I'm a member of the Embarrassing Gang!"

"Take your life!"

The big man directly raised the giant sword in his hand and slashed towards Nanwu.

"Wait!" Nan Wu raised his hand.

"What do you want to do!" The big man looked at Nan Wu angrily, at first he thought Nan Wu was just a liar, but he didn't expect him to be a member of his gang's nemesis Nei Gang, new and old grudges added!Hack him.

Nan Wu silently lit a cigarette, took a deep breath and slowly exhaled: "Excuse me, do you have a fat body?"

"Ao who is so fat?" The big man glanced at Nan Wu suspiciously: "What is that?"

"Ao who is so fat, that's..." Nan Wu took another deep breath of the Double Happiness cigarette in his hand: "I...your father...pay money!"

"Oh... oh..." The big man suddenly covered his crotch and let out a scream like a rooster crowing.

Fang Jieleng took a deep breath, and the great sage on his shoulder couldn't help covering his lower body, this scene was really too cruel.

At the moment when the big man was still thinking, Nan Wu directly kicked the big man between the legs, with such force that even Fang Xie, who was a few meters away, seemed to hear it.

A crisp, loud "click" sound.

"Your mother's head is a ball, kick it to the department store, and the department store sells balls, and what they sell is your mother's head!" Another sinister move, Nan Wu stretched out his two fingers, and slammed into the big man. eyes.

As a cultivator, Nan Wu felt that he shouldn't be so cruel, so he replaced the target's eyes with the target's nostrils.

"Damn it... Your mother hasn't picked her nose for a few days, so much booger?!" Nan Wu cursed angrily as he looked at the black lumps of booger with his fingers.

"Oh..." The big man covered his crotch with one hand, and directly covered his nose with the other hand. The pain in his nose directly made the big man cry uncontrollably, and rolled on the ground in pain.

"Fat as hell!"

"Humph!"

"Your mother's fart is shocking, such a thick steel pipe shakes so thin!" Nan Wu fiercely gestured at a surrounding steel pipe, and then gestured at a gap the size of chopsticks.

"Eat shit!" Nan Wu picked up a pile of dog shit on the side of the road with his sword, and threw it directly on the big man's face.

"Give me...kill him!" The big man turned his head, dodged the pile of shit, endured his bleeding nose and painful lower body, and gave an order to the boy he brought.

"Kill!" Ma Zai, who finally came to his senses, rushed over holding the broken sword in his hand.

"Gudebai!" Nan Wu took his last puff of cigarette intoxicatedly, and blew lightly, forming a mist that covered his whole body.

After the fog disappeared, Nan Wu disappeared in place.

"What are you still doing in a daze! Chase me!" The felled man pointed to Nan Wudao who was jumping up and down the house. It turned out that Nan Wu then blew out the smoke to confuse others, and then jumped directly onto the house beside him.

"Okay, the play is over, Great Sage." Watching Nan Wu go away, Fang Xie nodded helplessly to the panda on his shoulder.

"Awhhhhh!" Dasheng patted his stomach with his paw, and pointed to his throat, which means I'm hungry.

"All right, all right, I'm hungry too, let's go eat!" Fang Jie patted the head of the Great Sage, and the little panda narrowed his eyes comfortably.

I walked directly into the restaurant next to it, and there were quite a lot of people eating there.

"What do you eat?" Fang Jie picked up the menu on the table and flipped through it.

"Ow!"

"Ugh, ahhh!"

"Ow!"

The panda jumped directly from Fang Jie's shoulder to the table, looked at the menu together with Fang Jie, and pointed to his favorite dish with his paw from time to time.

"Green pepper fried meat?"

"Mapo tofu?"

"Spicy chicken?"

……

"You want to eat these?" Fang Jie asked in disbelief as he looked at the dishes ordered by the Great Sage with his claws.

But when he saw the little boy, he nodded affirmatively.

Fang Jie covered his forehead, this must be a Sichuan panda, or the kind of panda that grew up in the chili pile.

Fang Jie really wanted to know if this guy didn't drink milk when he was a child, but he drank chili oil. He didn't have a dish that wasn't spicy...

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