entertainment teacher

Chapter 146 Lazy Cancer
On Moshang, the tea is cold, and time passes for a few moments, the swaying fleeting time, the swaying time, the teacup on the tea tray dances with a few wisps of green smoke, Fang Jie drinks a cup of weak tea, nothing is better than lying in a rocking chair Watching the sunset on the Internet is more artistic.

Fang Jie felt that he was getting lazier and lazier. He was too lazy to move. He watched the sunset shining on his face. Even though he was insulted by the sun, Fang Jie still squinted his eyes and continued to enjoy it. Rocking the low seat.

A cool breeze blew over his face, and when he covered the teacup in his hand, the lazy cells had spread all over his body. Fang Jie felt that he should be in the late stage of lazy cancer, and there was no cure for it...

"Hee hee, my dad is sleeping..." A small voice came from his ear, and Fang Jie sighed slightly in his heart. The lazy cells in his body reluctantly transformed, and the pet cells that marched from the brain kingdom killed all the way. go down...

Fang Jie let out a long breath, and put the teacup in his hand on the table beside him. My daughter and laziness can't have both. I didn't have a choice before. Now I just want to be a slob...

Fang Nian, who had no energy, could not figure out why his even dad liked to sleep so much, he would never stand when he could sit down, and never sit when he could lie down.

Why not tell yourself more stories when you have time to sleep.

Fang Jie couldn't help his daughter understand what it means to be lazy in the late stages of cancer, and a father who doted on his daughter would never be disappointed.

Just when Fang Nian was about to sneak attack on his father, he suddenly found a pair of big hands grabbing him directly. Come by yourself.

"Little rascal, what are you going to do?" Fang Jie grabbed Fang Nian directly onto his lap.

"Hee hee... I was discovered by my dad again!" Fang Nian said with a smile.

"I want to hear stories."

"Didn't I just tell you this morning?" Fang Jie said dissatisfied.

"But, it's been a long time in the morning..." Fang Nian said with an embarrassed face.

"I really convinced you!" Fang Jie pinched his daughter's face ferociously, stood up, and immediately hugged Fang Nian with one hand.

A folding fan played a few moves, pulled it out from behind, and slapped it directly on his chest.

"Lift up the platform..." From Fang Jie's mouth came out the singing of Peking Opera in an instant, and the sound of the word "Taiwan" dragged on for a long time.

Hearing Master's singing, Xiang Zhu stomped on his horse and bent over. Xiang Zhu picked up a huge square boulder with the height of two people by the small lake. Everyone watched the huge boulder land in the middle of the open space. front of the team.

Whenever the master calls out the high platform, no one will be more excited than Xiang Zhu, because he likes the monkey grandson holding an iron rod of [-] catties very much. ...

And the one who was as excited as Xiang Zhu was Fang Nian in Fang Jie's arms, waving his little hands non-stop, babbling happily.

But at this time, the most difficult thing was the two teams training in the audience. Due to the overlapping numbers, Fang Jie changed the names of the two teams. Then there is a new character added in front of it, and it is not very convenient to call the student team all the time, so Fang Jie changed the name of the [-]th team to the weak chicken team, and the student team was called the rookie team...

Although the two teams were very dissatisfied with Fang Jie's name change, and even put forward a hunger strike to protest...but under the double threats of Xiang Zhu and Fang Jie, they finally accepted the so-called name change.

Many years later, when the reporter asked Long Xiaofeng why the name of the team with the strongest team in Xinqiu was called the Weak Chicken Team, Long Xiaofeng said to the camera with a proud face: "Why, don't you agree? You don't agree with the meaning of this name?" You know? It’s just mocking you for being inferior to weak chickens!”

When the interview was over, Long Xiaofeng called Fang Xie aggrievedly: "Instructor, I have done as you said..."

Fang Jie stepped on his left foot and stepped on his right foot...ahhhh, if I did that, I guess Newton would come across and use the three laws to make me cry...

Fang Jie jumped on the spot, and by virtue of his perfect jumping ability and a little bit of energy and blood, he jumped onto the stone platform.

After the live broadcast, the news of Wang Chuan writing a new book was released, followed by a wave of fierce rewards reaching millions, which means that Fang Jie will at least have no worries about food and clothing within half a year after that...

Why do you say that the most difficult team is the team below?
Ever since Fang Jie told his daughter "Journey to the West" in public, Fang Jie found that the rookies and weak chickens were actually listening to him telling the story wholeheartedly, and the effect of training had actually declined. as much as half...

How amazing is this, after Lucifer directly kicked out nearly 50 people according to Fang Jie's order, these 50 people then jumped around the Devil's Lake frog in a miserable circle...

After returning, everyone was paralyzed on the ground, no matter how much Fang Jie kicked them, they refused to get up.

Fang Jie was very annoyed by this.

In order to train the ability of the two teams to focus on two tasks, Fang Jie decided to tell the story directly... During the training process, if someone is kicked out by Lucifer, hehehehe.

So the people in the two teams were grimacing, wanting to listen to Fang explain the story, but on the other hand, they were afraid that they would be kicked out of the team because they were too fascinated by the story.

My heart is extremely tangled, but I can't resist. This is simply a kind of torture in life.

"Everyone, stand in horseback posture!" Fang Jie directly took out a lecture table from the space, accompanied by a gavel for lecturing!
"Little rascal, sit on one side!" Fang Jie said as he pulled out the stool.

"Hmm!" Fang Nian sat in front of Fang Jie in an orderly manner, looking at his beloved father intently.

"System, turn on the live broadcast!" Fang Jie ordered.

He found that as long as he started the live broadcast, he would bring him a lot of income every time, even if he broadcast live lectures, he would also earn income... In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, and to prevent himself from starving, Fang Xie felt that this was a good idea. A good way to have the best of three worlds, on the one hand, increase income, on the one hand, satisfy the daughter, and on the other hand, train this group of weak chickens.

"Crack!" Fang Xie patted the gavel in his hand vigorously. The feeling of slapping the gavel was really good.

"Last time, we talked about the resurrection of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. Now we will continue to tell the story of the King of Tang Dynasty."

"The poem says: The time of a hundred years is like the flow of water, and the career of a lifetime waits for retting. Yesterday, the face was peachy, and today the snowflakes are floating around the head..."

　Today... I will fight for it

　　If not, I will pay it back later, together with the previous two months...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)