All-round mathematician

Chapter 195
Yang Fan really wanted to say, your son is awesome now, and being able to open the harem is also smoke from the ancestral grave.As for the stallion, they will hold hands at the top. The stallion is a fart, and it is only a stallion when it reaches the physiological level.

Song Xiaoli felt chills, if he dared to say something insulting to women, he would strangle you to death on the spot.

Yang Fan was helpless, he didn't make a final decision, so he gave his father a look for help.

When the father and son interacted, Song Xiaoli looked into his eyes: "Yo, father and son are connected, Yang Tian, ​​you also have this kind of thought. Let's talk about it, I just want to hear about your emotional history."

Song Xiaoli pulled out the table stool and sat down with his legs crossed, his eyes lingering on their faces.

How could the tough guy Yang Tian succumb to this kind of threat? He laughed out loud, and Yang Fan nodded. Sure enough, it was a man with dirty minds who wanted to be closer.

Just when Yang Fan thought that his father would support him, the latter withered in his dumbfounded.

Yang Tian ran behind his wife in small steps, took a position to show his position, and cursed: "My wife is right, Yang Fan has no bottom line, and he doesn't understand the greatness of women at all. See why our family is so harmonious, it is because of mutual respect, Do you understand?"

He still felt that his means were not good enough, so he flattered his wife who was lightly beating her shoulder.

Yang Fan was stunned for a while, and gave a thumbs up to praise: "Dad, awesome. I really inherited your genes. If I learn three points of your kneeling, licking and shameless kung fu, I'm afraid." Can’t open the harem.”

Song Xiaoli gently touched her husband's face, the affectionate affection of the old couple made the third person Yang Fan sick, and it was possible that he was flushed the toilet back then.

Song Xiaoli's palm changed, and turned into the legendary big grab that has been lost for hundreds of years in the martial arts world. A large piece of meat was pinched, and he stirred with two fingers, saying, "Yang Tian, ​​you pretend to be a fart. If the old lady didn't keep an eye on you, how dare you say Not thinking about it."

"Ouch."

Yang Tian begged for mercy in pain, and shouted: "Wife, isn't this discussing about my son? Why did it involve me? How about your dignity as an educator?"

Yang Tian is smart, in order to get out of the flames of war, he directly cheated his son.

The educator was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his hand and slapped the transparent dining table: "Yang Fan, explain clearly to me, every time you say this, you mess up your nonsense. If you don't explain clearly, you are not allowed to eat."

When it comes to eating, Yang Tian rolled his eyes and said: "Stop bragging, pack up quickly, relatives are calling for dinner."

What?Eat again.

Or the uncle's house?
Don't you understand that your face will swell if you come up to slap your face again and again?Yang Fan was worried about the health of his uncle and his wife, should he go to the ENT department?

Song Xiaoli's face showed ecstasy, and Yang Fan felt that his guesses were close to ten, and said: "It's not very good, the same plot will become poisonous."

"Boy, you know nothing." Song Xiaoli didn't take it seriously, and his brain was wide open, "I have so many vest books, and you haven't studied them. The routines are the same, but the character's identity can be upgraded. From a street gangster, to Fighting until the Siberian Tigers and the Yamaguchi-gumi mafia, killing people and their families with a single glance, it’s a bit of a treat.”

Yang Fan admired his mother's imagination. The female music master really has a lot of background. Thinking along this line, he felt that he had guessed something, and said: "Mom, you are the eldest daughter of the legendary Song family. My love, the secret knot of the womb, and elopement with my father."

"Just waiting to train me to become a talent, come to slap me in the face, those family relatives, grandpa and grandma despised all kinds of things, I slapped them into the ground with a slap, and since then the family has become my private treasury?"

"En, not bad." Song Xiaoli approached with a smile, seeming to agree very much, and the big catch appeared again, and raised his ear, "Have you never seen grandpa and grandma? Slap in the face, I will let you slap in the face."

Pushing her finger upwards again and again, Song Xiaoli was slightly angry. The Yang family is a nest, but her family can't do it. She is a single woman, and she hates others to speak ill of the old man.

"It's the status upgrade you said." Yang Fan wailed and begged for mercy.

"Yang Tian, ​​tell me, my old lady has lost her mind when changing clothes." Song Xiaoli entered the room, closed the door, and dressed again.

The father and son breathed a sigh of relief, and took the matter of the harem with them.

Song Xiaoli usually doesn't care about it, but whenever he mentions relationship issues, he will explode. When female cockroaches appear around Yang Tian, ​​they will be killed immediately.

The surveillance is so strict.

Yang Fan looked at his father with infinite sympathy, it was really not easy, and his good temper just matched.

"Be envious." Yang Tian touched his chin narcissistically, deliberately misinterpreting his son's meaning, "A loving couple like your mother and me is rare in the world."

"Yes, yes." Yang Fan nodded.

Yang Tian is satisfied, they are all decent people, they can't speak clearly, kneeling and licking their wives, that's affection.

"The question of identity is about you, Yang Fan. With your current status, do you still have to argue with your family? Everyone must be happy to see that you are promising."

Yang Fan was taken aback for a moment, he had recently come into contact with people, and he had long been separated from ordinary people. His uncle's net worth is tens of millions, which is really not enough.

He, the richest man, has a chance, but he just gave up. If he wants, he can hold three or five concerts in a month.

I usually feel heartache when I spend a small amount of money, but I don’t care about a lot of money.

"You must be the protagonist of today's party, and you are called to your home. This is a relationship, not a comparison. Before you came back, several family members proposed to get together, and it was decided during the weekend."

"Let's talk about the girl. That's your class monitor. I've seen her before. She's also a very brilliant girl. Apart from her background, her ability is even higher than that of Hongye."

Yang Fan gave his father a supercilious look. His own buttocks are unstable, his family status is not high or low, and he has the ability to teach his son how to deal with it. It's a big joke.

Yang Tian couldn't bear the thick sarcasm, and slapped hard on the forehead: "It's too courageous to pretend to be aggressive in front of me again, ah."

The artist is awesome outside, but at home is just a little kid whose parents randomly kneaded, either ears or forehead. Yang Fan was deceived by his parents and couldn't resist. He was determined to finish his work before the summer vacation and rush outside to harm scenic spots.

"Excuse me, dear father." Yang Fan's expression was serious, and he said solemnly, "How old am I?"

"18."

"Do you want to be a grandpa next year?"

The baby needs to be held in his hands when he poops and urinates, so he is too late to be cool outside. Yang Tian is not ready yet, fear sweeps over him, thinking deeper, he sticks out his fingers tremblingly: "Could it be...already?"

"Forget it, forget it." Yang Fan was furious, the couple's brains were shocking, and they couldn't communicate well at all.

"I mean it will take at least three or five years to get married, what the hell are you doing with it?"

Yang Tian's face froze, that's right, after three to five years, maybe the relationship faded, who knows what will happen?
So why bother?

After thinking for a while, Yang Tian understood that the couple had already recognized Xiao Hongye in their hearts.

"Sugar-coated bullets are wrong, stick to the bottom line, Comrade Yang Tian." Yang Fan patted his father on the shoulder.

"Is there something?" Yang Tian suddenly called out.

"what?"

"Do you pat me on the shoulder because you think you are better than me?"

"Ah, haha, how is it possible. Change clothes." Yang Fan fled in despair.

(End of this chapter)