Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 44 This is too cruel!
It is true that meeting Jiang Xuan was 'not very pleasant' at first, and he was beaten solidly, but since he followed Jiang Xuan, the little zombie Jiang insisted on seeing how Jiang Xuan treated him.

Just for the place of residence, I tidied up a room alone, bought new quilts and bought new furniture, and did not favor one over the other just because Chang Xiaotu came first and he came later.

Zombies are also sentient beings. From a certain point of view, this kind of monsters transformed from humans are more "spiritual" than humans.

These days, Jiang Kuan has been holding back in his heart and didn't say anything, just thinking that Jiang Xuan's good intentions would be disappointed.

For human beings, sleeping on a comfortable Simmons bed, covered with a blanket, blowing an electric fan, listening to the rain by the window in the middle of the night, hearing the wind in the forest outside the window, and the first rays of sunlight shining through the window on the ground in the morning, the early morning The birds are chirping and calling, of course it is a very comfortable sleeping environment.

As a zombie, although he is not afraid of light, he is really not used to sleeping on the ground!

The cold, dark, damp, and deathly silent underground, sleeping until midnight, occasionally a snake or a few mice crawled in, and it could be used as a supper.

It's his favorite sleeping environment!
With so many of them here, he suffered from insomnia almost every day and never had a good night's sleep.

"Oh, there is such a thing?" Jiang Xuan glanced at Chang Xiaotu.

No wonder, I often see Chang Xiaotu arching the quilt into a nest and sleeping in it.

And the little rabbit she raised was kept in her room and slept in a small nest. Every time I checked the room at night to see how the two of them slept, they felt very similar, so there was a reason for this.

"You silly boy, just say it directly." Jiang Xuan patted him on the shoulder: "Since we are a family, we can just say anything in the future, do you understand?"

Jiang Qian nodded: "Master, I understand."

"Then what do you mean, go back to sleep in the original cemetery?" Jiang Xuan asked, it's not easy to do this, it's too far away, so you can't drive to pick him up every day, right?
Every night, send a child to the cemetery, and the next morning, dig a child out of the grave and take it home?
"No, no, it's fine as long as it's underground." Jiang Qian quickly explained: "Just dig a hole in the yard!"

"You kid seems to have made up your mind a long time ago."

"Master, it's fine if it's troublesome, I can bear it." Jiang Qiang said with his head down.

"No trouble!" Turning back to the room, he shouted: "Stop playing games, little rabbit, come out and dig a hole with me!"

"Ah? Digging a hole, who is buried?" Chang Xiaotu came out of the house holding the phone in one hand and the little rabbit in the other.

"Bury him!" Jiang Xuan pointed at Jiang Gang.

Chang Xiaotu rolled her eyes and muttered, "Then it's better to bury it, what a waste to bury it..."

……

The three shovels flew up and down, and in a short while, they dug a big hole more than half a meter deep and the length of a person on the ground close to the courtyard wall.

I didn't dare to dig too deep, I have to dig it out for him tomorrow morning.

"By the way, do you want to buy a coffin or something?" Jiang Xuan was still not at ease. Don't all vampires in movies sleep in coffins?

The point is, he was very worried that Jiang Gang would be suffocated to death in the soil. When he was in the tomb, he also slept in a coffin.

Although there is no air, there is still a lot of space inside the tomb, and the current state is completely buried alive.

A zombie being buried alive would probably become a joke in the yokai circles.

"Thank you, Master, there is no need for a coffin, this will be fine."

Jiang Kuan lay naturally in the pit, put his hands on his chest, and twisted left and right, "It would be more comfortable if it was bigger."

"Uh... I'll dig a big hole for you another day, so let's make it right today."

Chang Xiaotu squatted on the edge of the pit, found a brick and handed it to Jiang Gang: "Here, I will use it as a pillow for you."

"Thank you Rabbit Demon." Jiang took Brick hard, placed it under the back of his head naturally, and adjusted his sleeping position by tilting his head from side to side.

This style of painting is too weird, Jiang Xuan swallowed, and asked uncertainly: "Then...then I will start filling the soil."

"Trouble master!" Jiang Qian said politely with his face turned to the sky.

Staring at each other with Chang Xiaotu, Jiang Xuan gritted his teeth and nodded: "Fill it in."

"Okay! Bah! Bah!" Chang Xiaotu spat twice into the palm of her hand, which didn't exist.

Roll up your sleeves and come on!

As soon as you shoveled and I shoveled, the hole was refilled in a short time, and it looked like a very ordinary piece of land.

"Do you want to build a grave for him or something?" Chang Xiaotu asked Jiang Xuan suspiciously.

She has seen graves in the mountains, all of which are big dirt bags. To zombies, the graves are like the decorations of human families, and it looks very shabby without a grave.

"It shouldn't be necessary. If we set up a grave, we have to dig it up tomorrow. It's too troublesome."

Jiang Xuan is also involved in lawsuits, he has no experience in burying children alive!

And personally buried a child alive, this kind of thing is really psychologically stressful, even if the child strongly requested it, it always feels so sinful.

Uneasy, he leaned against the ground and asked in a low voice: "Jiang Jian, Jiang Jian, how do you feel?"

There was no movement for a long time, just when Jiang Xuan couldn't help worrying that Jiang Qian was suffocating to death and was about to dig him out, with a puff, a black and blue zombie arm suddenly stretched out from the ground, and waved at Jiang Xuan under the moonlight, signaling Safety.

"It's very comfortable, I can't help but become demonized." Jiang Qianwen's voice came from below the ground: "Master, can I trouble you to compact the soil."

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Little Rabbit Chang was active in doing this kind of thing. She jumped up and down on the ground, and soon trampled the ground firmly.

The little rabbit lay on the ground, its little nose twitched against the soil, smelling it curiously.

"Then... let's all go to sleep then."

Jiang Xuan felt that his mind was very confused now, so he had to go back to sleep for a while.

I went to bed and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep at all!

Who the hell can sleep soundly after just burying a child, even a pervert can't achieve such a strong psychological quality?
After sleeping for a while, I was really worried. I didn't feel sleepy at all, so I got up and went to the yard for 'ward rounds'. Chang Xiaotu slept soundly, and the little rabbit, one big and one small, pouted their buttocks and snored properly. have to.

"Master, please fill the soil on my face and let me sleep well. I really won't be suffocated to death..." The little zombie was extremely depressed. When it was dug up, he turned into a demon for a while, and turned into a human for a while, and he was almost confused.

"Okay, okay, sleep well, if you feel uncomfortable, call me as soon as possible."

Jiang Xuan can now completely understand how those parents who have new children come here in the middle of the night.

Sleeping with a child is simply not a human life!

After tossing until one o'clock in the morning, Jiang Xuan couldn't move anymore. If he fell down, he would suffocate to death. Anyway, he was a zombie. If he was suffocated, he would become a zombie 2.0.

(End of this chapter)