Super God Kindergarten
Chapter 37 Jiang Jian's Special Hobbies
Chapter 37 Jiang Jian's Special Hobbies
In the yard, Jiang Gang squatted with a blank expression on his face. Chang Xiaotu jumped up holding a red brick and hit Jiang Gang's head. The red brick was split in two.
Not far away, there were still a few broken red bricks on the ground. It looked like Chang Xiaotu had already patted Jiang Hard on several bricks.
Jiang Gang acted like a fool, with a blank look on his face, and didn't know how to hide. He just stood motionless and was beaten by Chang Xiaotu, even worse than Li Tiezhu.
That's all, Jiang Xuan has been watching things like monster fights since he was 12 years old, from watching video halls for two yuan a ticket on the street for a whole day, to Blu-ray with uncensored Chinese subtitles. I didn't see anyone beat anyone to death.
However, the retired domestic mobile phone at home was placed on the stand, and the screen was still on, as if it was broadcasting live!
Jiang Xuan's scalp exploded, what a joke, beating a child live on the Internet, or taking a photo of his forehead with a brick, this is the rhythm of finding a title!
I'm not afraid of the title alone, and now I don't lack money, and I can live without live broadcasting for a while.
Now that the Internet media is so developed, if today's video is spread on the Internet and makes a big fuss, it will be more than just a simple account ban. I am afraid that I will be regarded as a model of child abuse and drowned in the saliva of the people of the whole country.
Pricking a child with a thin needle will cause an uproar in verbal criticism and pen criticism. It is better for me to shoot directly at the forehead with a brick, one after another...
I went over and saw that the live broadcast was indeed on, and there was already an explosion in the room!
'Principal Jiang, you are back!Who is this little brother? '
'It's too fierce, there is nothing wrong with the iron head skill! '
"Principal, hurry up and take care of it, this little boy looks silly, standing still and let the little rabbit beat him, what if he breaks it!" '
'Too irresponsible! '
Fortunately, the number of people in the live broadcast room is not too many, just over 30, Jiang Xuan quickly said to the camera: "I'm sorry, everyone, the two children were playing around just now, I will turn off the live broadcast first, and find out what's going on."
Now I can't figure out the situation, there is no need to explain, I just turned off the live broadcast, and sat in the middle of the yard with a small stool.
With a straight face, he pointed in front of him: "Come here, both of you, stand up!"
Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Gang stood side by side.
"Jiang Qian, are you stupid? Why do you just stand here and let her beat you?! Chang Xiaotu, you have 6 or 6, he is so honest, why are you bullying him!"
"Master, I'm fine." Jiang Gang shook his head.
"Okay...Jiang is tough, you cheated me!" Chang Xiaotu said with aggrieved face, "He made me beat him!"
"He is sick, let you beat him!" Jiang Xuan glared, "Jiang Gang, tell me, what's going on?" He glanced at Chang Xiaotu and said, "Don't be afraid, tell the truth."
"Jiang Xuan, you've changed! You don't trust me anymore!" Chang Xiaotu jumped wildly in anger.
"Master, it's not the rabbit monster's fault, it was indeed I who asked her to beat her." Jiang Qiang said.
"Huh?" Looking Jiang Gang up and down, he asked strangely, "Why did you let her beat you?"
"Master, this is beneficial to my cultivation."
Jiang Hard hammered his muscular chest muscles, and said in a low voice: "The reason why our zombies are strong is that our bodies are hard and invincible. Violent blows from external forces can exercise my body and improve my skills!"
"Is there such a thing?"
As the saying goes, seeing is believing, but sometimes what the eyes see is not necessarily true.
You have to have a brain.
Calm down and think about it, it's really not impossible.
Chang Xiaotu is no match for Jiang Gang, no matter in terms of Taoism or talent in fighting. Jiang Gang looks polite, but he is by no means a kind and docile monster who allows others to bully him without fighting back. If he is unwilling, how can Chang Xiaotu Bullied him?
On the way just now, Jiang Gang did increase the value of obedience a few points, how could it be possible to increase the value of obedience if he was bullied?In addition to eating, the biggest way to increase the value of obedient is to do things that make him feel 'very cool'.
Chang Xiaotu has a gourmet specialty, and anything related to gourmet food can increase her obedient value. Could it be that Jiang Gang likes to be beaten?
Before the words were finished, Chang Xiaotu took advantage of Jiang Xuan's inattention and slapped Jiang Gang on the back of the head with a brick. Jiang Gang was beaten forward and shook his head.
"What are you doing again!"
Before Jiang Xuan could get angry, there was a reminder in the space: Jiang Gang is worth +1 obediently.
Uh……
"Look, look, I didn't lie to you!" Chang Xiaotu said triumphantly while holding half of a brick.
"No, you two let me calm down first!" Jiang Xuan covered his face with black lines.
Really!
What's wrong with this, Chang Xiaotu used to be nothing more than delicious food, and taking her to eat and drink would be enough.Jiang Jian's 'hobby' is really weird, is it possible that his daily life will be 'eating, sleeping and beating Jiang Jian'?
One brick for getting up early, one brick for going to bed late, one brick for being disobedient, and one brick for being obedient?
Seeing that Jiang Xuan was lost in thought, Jiang Qian took another horse step: "Let's not waste precious time, Rabbit Demon, let's continue."
Chang Xiaotu looked at Jiang Xuan with a questioning look, Jiang Xuan hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
After thinking about it, I added a sentence: "By the way, I blamed you just now."
"It's okay, let me vent my anger on Jiang's hard head! Ahhh!"
Crackling...the sound of bricks colliding with heads kept ringing in the yard.
"middle!"
"Fight beat!"
Chang Xiaotu threw one brick after another on Jiang's head in turn, making Jiang Xuan's eyelids twitch.
"Come again!"
Ginger is hard and obediently worth +1...
"happy!"
Ginger is hard and obediently worth +1...
The more Jiang Gang was beaten, the more energetic he became, his dark face was full of energy, it was so refreshing!
……
After smashing a pile of bricks, Jiang Xuan can finally be sure that this zombie has a tendency to be abused. Beating him can not only improve the value of obedience, but also improve his morality for a day!
Chang Xiaotu's current daily upper limit of obedient value is 30, while Jiang Jian has already increased her obedient value by 35 points today, and there is still an upward trend.
According to previous guesses, if the upper limit of obediently is linked to Dao Xing, Jiang Jian, who has been Dao Xing for more than five months, should be able to increase the upper limit by 50 points every day.
He must now be obediently worth 48. In other words, within today, as long as he continues to play, he can reach the baseline of 60, become a formal student, and provide a stable star.
Although the system currently doesn't have any prompts, judging from Jiang Jian's ever-increasing obedient value and the faint happy smile on his face every time he was beaten, this little zombie's biggest hobby is probably [-]% It is cultivation!
Xueba is really perverted!
That being the case, don't blame it for being a teacher!
"Can you? If you can't stand it, just say it!"
"Don't worry, Master, there's no problem!"
So Jiang Xuan also joined the ranks of beating the children.
Red bricks were flying around in the yard, and no one noticed that there were three people outside the yard, lying sneakily in the crack of the door and looking in.
Funeral love family trio!
Usually at this point, Jiang Xuan would take Chang Xiaotu out, and the three of them were going to take advantage of the opportunity when no one was home to explore the small courtyard to see if they could find gold.
As soon as they arrived at the gate of the yard, they heard movement inside. The three of them tiptoed and looked in through the crack of the big iron gate.
It's okay if you don't look at it, but it's almost scary to see it.
(End of this chapter)
In the yard, Jiang Gang squatted with a blank expression on his face. Chang Xiaotu jumped up holding a red brick and hit Jiang Gang's head. The red brick was split in two.
Not far away, there were still a few broken red bricks on the ground. It looked like Chang Xiaotu had already patted Jiang Hard on several bricks.
Jiang Gang acted like a fool, with a blank look on his face, and didn't know how to hide. He just stood motionless and was beaten by Chang Xiaotu, even worse than Li Tiezhu.
That's all, Jiang Xuan has been watching things like monster fights since he was 12 years old, from watching video halls for two yuan a ticket on the street for a whole day, to Blu-ray with uncensored Chinese subtitles. I didn't see anyone beat anyone to death.
However, the retired domestic mobile phone at home was placed on the stand, and the screen was still on, as if it was broadcasting live!
Jiang Xuan's scalp exploded, what a joke, beating a child live on the Internet, or taking a photo of his forehead with a brick, this is the rhythm of finding a title!
I'm not afraid of the title alone, and now I don't lack money, and I can live without live broadcasting for a while.
Now that the Internet media is so developed, if today's video is spread on the Internet and makes a big fuss, it will be more than just a simple account ban. I am afraid that I will be regarded as a model of child abuse and drowned in the saliva of the people of the whole country.
Pricking a child with a thin needle will cause an uproar in verbal criticism and pen criticism. It is better for me to shoot directly at the forehead with a brick, one after another...
I went over and saw that the live broadcast was indeed on, and there was already an explosion in the room!
'Principal Jiang, you are back!Who is this little brother? '
'It's too fierce, there is nothing wrong with the iron head skill! '
"Principal, hurry up and take care of it, this little boy looks silly, standing still and let the little rabbit beat him, what if he breaks it!" '
'Too irresponsible! '
Fortunately, the number of people in the live broadcast room is not too many, just over 30, Jiang Xuan quickly said to the camera: "I'm sorry, everyone, the two children were playing around just now, I will turn off the live broadcast first, and find out what's going on."
Now I can't figure out the situation, there is no need to explain, I just turned off the live broadcast, and sat in the middle of the yard with a small stool.
With a straight face, he pointed in front of him: "Come here, both of you, stand up!"
Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Gang stood side by side.
"Jiang Qian, are you stupid? Why do you just stand here and let her beat you?! Chang Xiaotu, you have 6 or 6, he is so honest, why are you bullying him!"
"Master, I'm fine." Jiang Gang shook his head.
"Okay...Jiang is tough, you cheated me!" Chang Xiaotu said with aggrieved face, "He made me beat him!"
"He is sick, let you beat him!" Jiang Xuan glared, "Jiang Gang, tell me, what's going on?" He glanced at Chang Xiaotu and said, "Don't be afraid, tell the truth."
"Jiang Xuan, you've changed! You don't trust me anymore!" Chang Xiaotu jumped wildly in anger.
"Master, it's not the rabbit monster's fault, it was indeed I who asked her to beat her." Jiang Qiang said.
"Huh?" Looking Jiang Gang up and down, he asked strangely, "Why did you let her beat you?"
"Master, this is beneficial to my cultivation."
Jiang Hard hammered his muscular chest muscles, and said in a low voice: "The reason why our zombies are strong is that our bodies are hard and invincible. Violent blows from external forces can exercise my body and improve my skills!"
"Is there such a thing?"
As the saying goes, seeing is believing, but sometimes what the eyes see is not necessarily true.
You have to have a brain.
Calm down and think about it, it's really not impossible.
Chang Xiaotu is no match for Jiang Gang, no matter in terms of Taoism or talent in fighting. Jiang Gang looks polite, but he is by no means a kind and docile monster who allows others to bully him without fighting back. If he is unwilling, how can Chang Xiaotu Bullied him?
On the way just now, Jiang Gang did increase the value of obedience a few points, how could it be possible to increase the value of obedience if he was bullied?In addition to eating, the biggest way to increase the value of obedient is to do things that make him feel 'very cool'.
Chang Xiaotu has a gourmet specialty, and anything related to gourmet food can increase her obedient value. Could it be that Jiang Gang likes to be beaten?
Before the words were finished, Chang Xiaotu took advantage of Jiang Xuan's inattention and slapped Jiang Gang on the back of the head with a brick. Jiang Gang was beaten forward and shook his head.
"What are you doing again!"
Before Jiang Xuan could get angry, there was a reminder in the space: Jiang Gang is worth +1 obediently.
Uh……
"Look, look, I didn't lie to you!" Chang Xiaotu said triumphantly while holding half of a brick.
"No, you two let me calm down first!" Jiang Xuan covered his face with black lines.
Really!
What's wrong with this, Chang Xiaotu used to be nothing more than delicious food, and taking her to eat and drink would be enough.Jiang Jian's 'hobby' is really weird, is it possible that his daily life will be 'eating, sleeping and beating Jiang Jian'?
One brick for getting up early, one brick for going to bed late, one brick for being disobedient, and one brick for being obedient?
Seeing that Jiang Xuan was lost in thought, Jiang Qian took another horse step: "Let's not waste precious time, Rabbit Demon, let's continue."
Chang Xiaotu looked at Jiang Xuan with a questioning look, Jiang Xuan hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
After thinking about it, I added a sentence: "By the way, I blamed you just now."
"It's okay, let me vent my anger on Jiang's hard head! Ahhh!"
Crackling...the sound of bricks colliding with heads kept ringing in the yard.
"middle!"
"Fight beat!"
Chang Xiaotu threw one brick after another on Jiang's head in turn, making Jiang Xuan's eyelids twitch.
"Come again!"
Ginger is hard and obediently worth +1...
"happy!"
Ginger is hard and obediently worth +1...
The more Jiang Gang was beaten, the more energetic he became, his dark face was full of energy, it was so refreshing!
……
After smashing a pile of bricks, Jiang Xuan can finally be sure that this zombie has a tendency to be abused. Beating him can not only improve the value of obedience, but also improve his morality for a day!
Chang Xiaotu's current daily upper limit of obedient value is 30, while Jiang Jian has already increased her obedient value by 35 points today, and there is still an upward trend.
According to previous guesses, if the upper limit of obediently is linked to Dao Xing, Jiang Jian, who has been Dao Xing for more than five months, should be able to increase the upper limit by 50 points every day.
He must now be obediently worth 48. In other words, within today, as long as he continues to play, he can reach the baseline of 60, become a formal student, and provide a stable star.
Although the system currently doesn't have any prompts, judging from Jiang Jian's ever-increasing obedient value and the faint happy smile on his face every time he was beaten, this little zombie's biggest hobby is probably [-]% It is cultivation!
Xueba is really perverted!
That being the case, don't blame it for being a teacher!
"Can you? If you can't stand it, just say it!"
"Don't worry, Master, there's no problem!"
So Jiang Xuan also joined the ranks of beating the children.
Red bricks were flying around in the yard, and no one noticed that there were three people outside the yard, lying sneakily in the crack of the door and looking in.
Funeral love family trio!
Usually at this point, Jiang Xuan would take Chang Xiaotu out, and the three of them were going to take advantage of the opportunity when no one was home to explore the small courtyard to see if they could find gold.
As soon as they arrived at the gate of the yard, they heard movement inside. The three of them tiptoed and looked in through the crack of the big iron gate.
It's okay if you don't look at it, but it's almost scary to see it.
(End of this chapter)
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