Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 33 You Are Called Jiang Hard
In the random graveyard, a person and a rabbit chased a zombie running around. After the obedient value reached -50, the zombie finally couldn't resist, turned around and fled.

I can't escape, the black energy on my body is almost dispersed, and my whole body is full of wounds. A piece of carrion is taken away with a whip, and many bones are exposed. If you continue to beat, the zombie will turn into a skeleton, okay? !

He felt that his natural inheritance from monsters was completely subverted!

What era is this?What a world!
I am a dignified zombie with the surname Jiang...pia...

I must take revenge...pia...

So humiliating... piapia...

I just want to eat, why is this... pia...

In a blink of an eye, the rabbit monster with half of its front teeth missing and the human with a particularly nasty smile have already blocked the way, looking at him with ill intentions!
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Obediently worth +1...

"It turns out that beating people is so tiring." Jiang Xuan put one hand on his hips and held a pointer in the other, dressed roughly.

In contrast, Chang Xiaotu is indeed very docile. At the beginning, with a whip, he could gain several points, and sometimes he would get a critical strike. This zombie is too stubborn, and with a whip, no more, no less.

Chang Xiaotu and Chang Xiaotu took turns changing hands, and after a violent beating, the zombie's obedient value finally reached a positive number.

A gust of wind blew, and the zombie's black air dissipated, unable to maintain its demonized state, and turned into a boy about the size of Chang Xiaotu.

The boy has a bald head, wearing only a pair of tattered underpants that reveal his buttocks, his body is full of muscles and tendons, his eight-pack abs are neat and tidy, and his two pectoralis majors are bigger than a woman's!

The rotten flesh, the smell, and the black, shriveled look of a dead person were gone, but it was not cute at all, with a dark face and fierce eyes.

It's pretty cool.

"You look quite strong, you don't want to be a part-time coach in the gym, do you?" Chang Xiaotu marveled, shaking the pointer.

"Who the hell are you!"

After the little zombie turned into a human form, his speaking style became much more normal, and he asked through gritted teeth.

"I am Little Rabbit Chang, and I am also a monster, a rabbit monster. He is Jiang Xuan, a human being."

"Human lackeys!" The little zombie snorted and said disdainfully.

"Hey, you want to be beaten again, don't you?"

Chang Xiaotu held the pointer in one hand, put one hand on her waist, and stared with big eyes: "Can you see clearly, I'm a rabbit, I don't look like a dog! Don't confuse me with the guy who eats poop!"

"Don't beat him up." Jiang Xuan took out a piece of chocolate from Chang Xiaotu's big pocket and handed it to the little zombie, "Do you want to eat it?!"

The little zombie was stunned for a moment, turned his dead fish eyes and took an unexpected look at Jiang Xuan, hesitated for a moment and still took it, but after smelling it, he put it aside.

"Waste I really hit you!"

The little zombie snorted, turned his head and remained silent.

"Hey, what's your name?" Jiang Xuan asked.

The little zombie still had a bit of arrogance, so he snorted and didn't want to answer. Seeing Chang Xiaotuhu waving his whip in a fake tiger's way, he reluctantly said, "My name is Jiang, and I have no name."

"It's the same surname as mine. Jiang Wuming? What a middle school name, your father gave it to you?"

"Nameless means that I don't have a name!" The little zombie was about to go mad with rage, gnashing his teeth and saying every word.

"Oh, sorry, let me give you a name."

Jiang Xuan held his chin, and looked at the little zombie's body with a smile, "Your surname is Jiang, and your body is so strong, so you can call it... well, you can call it Jiang Hard."

Before the little zombie objected, Jiang Xuan asked seriously: "Jiang Gang, are you willing to worship me as a teacher?"

"I don't want to!" The little zombie turned his head fiercely, "Besides, I won't accept such a bad name."

"Jiang Xuan, let me beat him!"

Chang Xiaotu is eager to try, there is no such thing as "you are a child, you are an old man, you are cute and cute, so I will not bully you" among monsters. Zombies can be regarded as Jiang Xuan's successful education during this period of time, and the little zombies don't look very tasty.

"Wait a minute." Jiang Xuan stopped Chang Xiaotu, after the obedient value became a positive number, it would be counterproductive to beat him blindly. After thinking about it, he knelt down and asked, "You really don't want to worship me as a teacher?"

The little zombie's attitude is very tough: "Absolutely impossible! I am a dignified zombie with the surname Jiang..."

"Forget it if you don't want to." Jiang Xuan interrupted him, sighed regretfully, and suddenly turned around and asked, "Xiaotu, how is your practice recently? How much can you increase in your daily practice?"

Hearing "Tao Xing", the little zombie suddenly became energetic, and turned to look at Chang Xiaotu.

Just know, monsters, how can there be no one who doesn't pay attention to Taoism, just like human beings who don't want to be healthy and make a fortune?
"Three days, not only... and cooking can also improve your skills." Chang Xiaotu counted with her fingers.

"So, your skills will surpass Jiang Jian soon." Jiang Xuan nodded seriously, "It seems that rabbits are the most powerful among monsters! Zombies are not as fast as you in cultivation!"

"Of course, the rabbit is the most powerful!" Chang Xiaotu said happily.

"Well, I think so too, let's go." Jiang Xuan took Chang Xiaotu's hand.

"Wait a minute!" The little zombie jumped up suddenly, stopped Chang Xiaotu, and asked seriously, "Why are you practicing so fast?"

"Because Jiang Xuan taught me!" Chang Xiaotu said naturally.

The little zombie rolled his eyes and looked at Jiang Xuan, struggling a little.

As a Hanba with noble blood, cultivation is more important than anything else, and it is the source of all glory.

But in the same way, if you worship a human being as your teacher, you really feel very disrespectful.

"Forget it, little rabbit, let's go home and continue to eat buffet tomorrow. By the way, I found a restaurant that is full of meat. It has roast chicken, roast duck, marinated beef sauce, elbow, braised hoof, roast suckling pig..." Jiang Xuan followed Report a lot of food like the name of the dish.

The corner of the little zombie's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Aren't you going to leave? Why don't you leave?
It's fine if you don't leave, why do you say these things that make you feel more and more hungry... Goo... There was a strange sound from the little zombie's stomach, and he let out a cry.

Chang Xiaotu smiled and waved goodbye to him: "Jiang Jian, let's go now. If you can't finish eating, I will bring you some. Forget it, anyway, you have people who can eat people here, so I envy you who can eat people." You monster, I can only eat roasted chicken, roasted duck, braised pork elbow with beef sauce every day... what else is there?"

"Roast hoof and roast suckling pig!" Jiang Xuan secretly gave Chang Xiaotu a thumbs-up, the little girl has a bright future!
"Shut up!"

The little zombie is about to collapse completely.

"Is there a problem?" Jiang Xuan asked strangely.

With a stern face, the little zombie raised his head and asked, "If I'm willing to be a teacher, will you promise to teach me how to practice?"

"Of course! Not only do you practice, you can also eat roasted chicken, roasted duck, stewed beef, elbow, braised hoof, roasted suckling pig..." Jiang Xuan continued to report the name of the dish.

Gudong, the little zombie swallowed the non-existent saliva, and nodded absent-mindedly.

"That's right."

After a set of routine questions and answers, another area appeared in the space.

At the foot of the original green hillside, the dense fog cleared away, revealing a pale solitary grave, lying in the cemetery was a zombie covered in white hair, with its eyes closed and its chest heaving slightly.

"Ok?"

At the same time, Jiang Qian's spirit was shaken, and he obviously felt that after agreeing to apprentice, the speed of the monster power in his body increased a lot.

For a Hanba surnamed Jiang, cultivation is everything!
"I'm not lying to you, it's good!" Chang Xiaotu said, winking her eyes.

Jiang nodded bluntly, hesitated for a moment, and actually saluted Jiang Xuan seriously: "Master, please accept my bow."

Ginger's obedient value is +1...

"Jiang Gang, you don't want to pretend to agree and find a chance to kill me, do you?" Jiang Xuan was very surprised. Chang Xiaotu was not so honest at the beginning. After agreeing to apprenticeship, he immediately turned his face and rushed towards him. If it wasn't for the connection established in the space , was almost killed by her.

Jiang Qian shook his head earnestly: "We are a zombie family, one promise is one thousand gold. Since you fulfill your promise and teach me how to practice, then you are my master."

I didn't expect that it looked fierce, but it turned out to be a very educated and reasonable monster.

"Hey, in this way, you go home with Xiaotu first. After you go back, Xiaotu kills a chicken for you to eat. I still have something to do." Looking back at Su Yao who fainted in the distance, I can't take her away in the middle of the night A girl stays here.

"Master, can you let me go back to the tomb first and pack up my luggage." Jiang asked stubbornly.

"You still have your luggage?" Jiang Xuan was taken aback.

"Yes, there are some things around me after I wake up." Jiang insisted.

Jiang Xuan asked suspiciously: "You mean, funeral objects?"

(End of this chapter)