Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 222 The Auditorium

"Where is the devil?"

In Binhai Vocational Education College, Jiang Xuan and his group are strolling around the campus, surrounded by young students and teachers. Su Yao is nervous and curious, and everyone looks like a monster along the way.

"How can there be so many monsters?" Susu said indifferently, "The world is too weak, and one monster can harm one party. If you can see monsters when you come to school casually, wouldn't the world be in chaos."

"It's strange, why can't I find the auditorium." Jiang Xuan scratched his head. They followed the school's signs and turned around a lot, and then turned back to a far point, but they couldn't find the auditorium on the lecture invitation.

Su Yao got excited: "Could it be some magic circle set up by the devil? It's like a ecstasy circle!"

Susu looked at her contemptuously. As a nine-tailed fox who knows magic tricks, how could such a low-level thing like the ecstasy array trap her?

Jiang Xuan didn't think it was a ecstasy array either. The academy was located in the suburbs and occupied a large area. It was normal for newcomers to find their way, so he snapped his fingers at Little Rabbit Chang: "Rabbit, ask for directions!"

"Okay!" Chang Xiaotu stood on her tiptoes, looked left and right, and trotted to the entrance of the canteen not far away. After a while, she and a man carrying a plastic bag of snacks came out of the canteen. I chatted with female college students, and the chat seemed to be quite happy.

Two minutes later, Chang Xiaotu came back, not only brought back the correct location of the auditorium, but also the half plastic bag snacks newly bought by the female college students.

"The horseshoes have just been washed, do you want to eat them? Crunchy!" Chang Xiaotu asked while holding up the plastic bag while gnawing on the horseshoes.

"I asked you to ask for directions, but you lied to others." Jiang Xuan smiled speechlessly, "Let's go, lead the way!"

Chang Xiaotu walked in front and said, "I just heard from that young lady that there was a lecture in the auditorium today, and many students attended it and asked me if I would attend the lecture too."

As he spoke, he pointed to the library in front. It turned out that the auditorium was on the third floor of the library. They walked around the door and didn't notice it.

Outside the library, students kept coming in and out.

"I don't understand." Su Yao said: "Why do these traditional cultural classes have so many fans? It's obvious that they are deceiving people without education, but how dare they come to universities? It stands to reason that the quality of teaching in universities now No matter how fast the decline is, college students are all young and enlightened groups, how can you believe this?"

"College students may not just believe it. I think it may be that life in college is relatively relaxed. If you have nothing to do to join in the fun, it's the same as going to watch cross talk sketches. It's just to watch the fun." Jiang Xuan said .

"I hope so, otherwise it would be ridiculous. There are so many students willing to listen to this kind of lecture on a dignified university campus." Su Yao said.

"Stop feeling emotional, maybe what people say is not what we imagined."

You have to swipe your card to enter the library. After saying that you are here to listen to the lecture, the gatekeeper didn't stop him. Instead, he became very enthusiastic and led Jiang Xuan and the others all the way to the third floor.

The size of the auditorium is really not small. Half of the lecture halls in the university are as big as two. It is estimated that four to 500 people will not be a problem. When Jiang Xuan and the others arrived, the middle and back of the auditorium were almost full of seats, and it seemed that they were all students. look like people.

However, the people in the first three rows have a sense of society at first glance, and there are nameplates on the table.

"Are you still asking for the leader?"

Jiang Xuan was taken aback for a moment, and glanced over, only to find that the nameplate was not written with the words 'a certain length', but some seemingly irrelevant units, such as a textile factory, a film company, a certain elementary school, a cultural communication company, etc. The company, in the middle of the second row on the left, has a sign of 'Star Kindergarten'.

Got it, this is the person who was invited to the lecture.

About half of the dozens of seats in the first three rows were already seated. After Jiang Xuan and the others took their seats, they chatted with a man and a woman next to them. Sure enough, they were a young couple who started their own company, and they were also invited. this lecture.

"What exactly is traditional culture?" The man chatted with Jiang Xuan and said, "If it's Confucianism or something, I'd like to bring my children to listen to it in the future."

"I don't know either." Jiang Xuan smiled and said, "I'll know what they say right away."

"I don't think it's a good thing." The woman held the poster in her hand and said, "Look, what kind of women's morals are there? What era is this? How can such feudal dross thinking still exist?"

"Not necessarily, you see it is also written on it, the purpose is to build a harmonious family and promote a happy life." The man said.

After a while, the host appeared on the stage and announced the start of the lecture. The lights in the auditorium dimmed a little bit, and a middle-aged woman in plain women's clothing appeared on the stage. She adjusted her black-rimmed glasses and looked at I swept off the stage, cleared my throat, and said, "Hi everyone, I'm Teacher Zhang Shufen, and we meet again."

As soon as the words fell, thunderous applause broke out in the middle and back rows of the auditorium, which surprised the invitees in the first three rows who came to the lecture for the first time. Unexpectedly, this teacher Zhang Shufen was so popular in the hearts of the students. Jiang Xuan looked back and saw that the faces of the college students in the back were full of undisguised admiration, and their palms were about to slap red.

"Hey, it seems that this teacher has some skills. Look at these students, it's like chasing stars." The man next door said.

"Everyone, please be quiet." Teacher Zhang Shufen lifted her hands slightly, suppressing the voices of the audience, and said with a smile, "First of all, I would like to introduce to you that the guests in the first three rows are specially invited by me. Yes, they are welcome to join our family of traditional culture learning! Please applaud!"

There was another burst of warm applause from the audience, which made the dozens of 'newcomers' in the front row very embarrassed, and they all stood up and nodded to the young students in the back row.

"Welcome, welcome! Warm welcome!" Some student shouted first, and then followed closely. As if being directed, all the students shouted in unison: "Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!" !"

"Alas, these children are too polite and sensible!" The man next to him couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, but his lover, the lesbian who had always had doubts about this lecture, frowned , muttering in a low voice: "Is it possible to be so enthusiastic? It's not for a reason. Why do I feel that the atmosphere is weird, like a pyramid scheme?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it's a good thing that children are polite. It seems that this teacher is really capable!" the man said.

"Jiang Xuan, what is a pyramid scheme?" Chang Xiaotu asked, pulling Jiang Xuan's sleeve.

"It's a liar. When I hear someone doing this in the future, I allow you to eat him." Jiang Xuan said.

"Oh, okay, I haven't eaten human yet, and I don't know what it tastes like, Susu, let's go eat together when we meet MLM."

"I don't want it. Human flesh doesn't taste good at all. I want to eat a big tiger!" Susu said.

The welcome sound rang for several minutes, and only once did Teacher Zhang Shufen raised her hand to suppress the whole audience.

"Okay, then let's start today's lecture." Teacher Zhang Shufen said: "First of all, I want to ask a question, why in modern society, the economic conditions are good and the material is rich, but many families are not harmonious, and there are even divorces. What about the most heinous and outrageous thing?!"

"How can divorce be immoral and a heinous crime?!" The woman next to her listened to her words.

"Be quiet and listen to the teacher." The man said, "Why, you want to divorce me."

"Uncle and aunt, can you stop bickering?" Jiang Qiang lay on the table, with a small book spread out, a pen in one hand, and the couple turned their heads seriously and said, "I want to study!"

Men and women: "..."

Recently, Jiang Qiang has not only memorized the quotations of Master Shizun, but also developed a good habit of keeping a diary. Every day, he would write down what happened in a small notebook, but he used some strange graphics that no one could understand. Jiang Xuan doesn’t care about him, anyway, it’s not wrong to love to learn knowledge and culture. Jiang Qian has no other hobbies in life except martial arts every day. It’s good to cultivate some interest in literature and art.

On the stage, Zhang Shufen began to explain by asking and answering: "The biggest reason is that many modern lesbians do not accept women's virtues and have no shame."

The woman rolled her eyes and wanted to say something, but she held back and listened to Zhang Shufen continue.

"Girls nowadays are very revealing in their clothes and put on makeup at every turn. They think it's fashionable and beautiful, but they don't know it. This is a very vulgar expression. Not only do they talk a lot, they also invite illness and disaster, and they are easy to lose money. , It’s easy to lose your body! From the perspective of ancient culture and physiognomy, women are dressed up and dressed up, and they are the dilapidated appearance of parents, children, and husbands..."

"There are also some girls who have sex with their boyfriends before they are married, and some even have more than one boyfriend before they get married. I want to tell my classmates that this is absolutely a terrible thing. Ancient medical knowledge tells We, three essences and one poison, specialize in harming unclean women, that is to say, once a woman has sex with three men, she will be poisoned! And she will infect other people with this poison!..."

"Then after you get married, can you have sex with your husband and dress yourself up as you like? No way! There are some beautiful women who make their men want to have sex every day when they see her, even several times a day. , as a result, her husband was exhausted early, and she killed her husband with her own hands! Even if she did not kill her, her husband would not have the energy to be busy with his career and work, which not only harmed her family, but also damaged the entire The progress of society! The ancestors said that ugly women are treasures in their homes, and that is what they meant!"

"There are also some women who quarrel with their husbands and make the house restless. That is also immoral! Women also know how to be patient. When your husband beats you, you don't quarrel, but you do housework better. After he beats you a few times , don’t stop fighting! So, knowing how to endure is great wisdom!”

Susu in the audience gritted her teeth and muttered, "Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore, Jiang Xuan, I might as well eat her!"

"Although the nine-tailed fox is a feminist race, the reaction to these words must be extreme, but to be honest, as a male dog, I also think that this old lady may have some brain problems." Gou Ritian said.

(End of this chapter)