Super God Kindergarten
Chapter 214 There are monsters!
Chapter 214 There are monsters!
"Meeting! Meeting! Meeting!"
Back in the kindergarten, Jiang Xuan closed the door and asked Li Tiezhu to watch the door in front, and then called a few little monsters together to hold a meeting to summarize the combat experience.
On the surface, this time the battle with the Destroyer was a relatively satisfactory victory, but some problems were also exposed.
There may be more and more such battles in the future. If you can win against a destroyer, if you meet a stronger guy, or if you are unlucky, then you dare not say it.
Doing other things, making a mistake, making a mistake, you can start over, even fighting monsters, if you make a mistake once, you will either die or be injured, or the whole group will be wiped out!
nonexistent!Jiang Xuan is not an ordinary person now, if he is wiped out, what will happen to the task of reviving the heavens?There are so many positions of gods and no one is in charge, what should we do if the world is in chaos?
The burden is heavy.
Call together and summarize the lessons learned.
Fighting is simple, but when it comes to meetings, a few little monsters are the type who can't sit still. They pick their feet, pick their nostrils, and they feel itchy all over.
"Little Rabbit Chang, stop eating snacks and make tea! No, I haven't given you pocket money for two weeks. Where did you buy these snacks?"
"Susu, don't eat chicken. Your breasts are big, but if you round your waist, you will become a bucket! See, a fox as thick as a bucket? You can't fix it if you meet a boa constrictor with bad eyesight. I will roll you back to be Mrs. Yazhai."
"Gou Ritian, I have no objection to you crawling, but can you lie on your stomach on the other side, and your thing will stand up like a flagpole, what if you poke someone's foot?"
"Jiang Gang... Uh, forget it, Jiang Gang, you're doing okay, but it's better to take a shower first, you see that your mosaic is completely dry, it's like a stinky crust."
It's a meeting, so I just pointed my nose and scolded each other one by one. After more than an hour of tossing around, I finally calmed down.
"Tell me."
Holding the hot tea in his hand, Jiang Xuan took a sip, acting like a veteran cadre.
Jiang Gang was still a good classmate, so he immediately took out a small notebook and prepared to record it very cooperatively.
"Although we won this time, we have exposed many problems!"
"Yes! It's a big problem!" Susu nodded seriously, "But fortunately, there is Susu! As long as there is Susu, all problems will not be a problem! Jiang Xuan, you mean that!"
"Cough cough cough... Basically, that's what it means!"
Susu obediently is worth +3...
"But I still have a little immature personal opinion." Jiang Xuan continued: "We fight one out of five, but apart from Susu's release of illusion, it seems that there is no way to do it. Jiang Xuan went up to fight, and I went up to fight. , Gou Ritian goes up to fight, Xiaotu also fights, the ratio of firepower is inappropriate."
As he said, he picked up the chalk and drew a few strokes on the blackboard.
"Why did you draw five eggs?"
"This is the five of us! I know it doesn't look like it, just understand the spirit!"
Jiang Xuan clicked on the blackboard, "I've decided, I'll fight in the future. Susu is in charge of releasing the illusion, as long as I smile 'hehehe', you can let it go!"
"Understood, the password is 'hehehe'!" Susu nodded.
"Yes!" Jiang Xuan pointed to Gou Ritian again: "If it's not a particularly crushing battle, then Gou Ritian wouldn't join the battle immediately, Jiang Gang is the most vulnerable, let him rush forward and entangle with the enemy for a while, we Come cooperate with Jiang Gang, you harass and sneak attack from the side!"
"No, boss? I think your arrangement is unreasonable!" Gou Ritian rolled his eyes!
"What?" Jiang Xuan was taken aback for a moment. Gou Ritian actually raised objections under what circumstances.
It's not that I educate children, I hold a meeting for a group of little monsters, why is it the other way around?
"How unreasonable!"
"I have the power to fight against others. I will go first. As long as you are okay, I will always be able to participate in the battle. Conversely, if you go first, if something happens, it will be a dead body and two lives! It is obviously not worth it!" Gou Ritian took it for granted Say.
"Oh, let me go, it seems very reasonable." Jiang Xuan touched his chin and nodded in satisfaction: "You should learn from Gou Ritian, use your brains, and actively participate in the discussion! That's settled, Gou Ritian you Cooperate with Jiang Gang and engage in side harassment."
"Then what am I doing?" Chang Xiaotu raised her hand and asked.
"You?" Jiang Xuan had really thought about the position of Chang Xiaotu. This rabbit has average abilities in all aspects, except that it can jump farther.
Chang Xiaotu thought for a while and said, "Let me swim around to prevent the enemy from escaping! Or to block the enemy's helper! Occasionally I can jump out and kick the enemy! By the way, I can also fireball, you forgot! Also, if it's okay, I can still wave the flag and cheer on the side!"
"I'll go, your suggestion is very good!" Jiang Xuan said unexpectedly.
"Then what are you doing?" Susu asked.
Several monsters squinted their eyes at Jiang Xuan at the same time, and shouted almost in unison: "Substitute!"
"I don't want to be a substitute!" Jiang Xuan quit.
Chang Xiaotu said: "Then I'll give you a part of my work. You and I can roam around, prevent the enemy from escaping, and block the helpers. By the way! You can also use your special skills to sarcasm and fool the enemy!" "
"I'm good at this!" Jiang Xuan said happily.
"Okay, that's it, the meeting is over." Chang Xiaotu stood up and stretched herself, "Ah, I'm so hungry, let's go eat!"
"That's not right!" Jiang Xuan felt weird. According to this arrangement, wouldn't he become the main player, become a substitute, and then become Chang Xiaotu's substitute?
Besides, isn't he the leader of this meeting?Wei Mao was educated by a group of little monsters.
"Oh, boss, you are really outdated! Have you never played the game of five heroes fighting? You can imitate the tactics in it casually, do you still need a meeting to discuss it?" Gou Ritian said lazily.
"Five heroes fighting?" Jiang Xuan thought for a while: "Legendary? That's not right, there are only warriors, mages and Taoists."
"too old!"
"Fantasy Westward Journey? But everyone stands in a row..."
"too old!"
"Oh, I see, World of Warcraft! But there are many professions."
"Boss, don't talk about this kind of age-revealing topic, it will hurt your self-esteem." Gou Ritian rolled his eyes and said, "Let's have some fun, get out your big rock and show us. "
"Hey, that's right, that stone is very sinister!" Chang Xiaotu pretended to be terrified, pointed furtively at the sky, and said, "Jiang Xuan, you're just a long-range output! Think about it, it's In a fight, suddenly, a big rock appears on the top of the enemy's head, will he be scared? Even if he doesn't get scared, he can't dodge such a sneak attack at such a close distance. Although your big rock is not powerful, you can smash it hard. Just a little bit, it can also have the effect of dizziness or blood loss!"
"That's a good idea, how could I forget it." Jiang Xuan nodded.
"Hurry up and take a look, your magic weapon is growth-oriented, and all growth-oriented magic weapons are very powerful things! Our entire Qingqiu clan only has one growth-oriented magic weapon!" Susu Said expectantly.
"Good! Look!"
With a thought in Jiang Xuan's mind, the big stone of almost one cubic meter appeared on top of his head. Looking from below, one would find that the bottom of the big stone was very smooth, but in the corner, there appeared a small pattern of a destroyer .
As soon as it appeared, the big stone was spinning around in circles on the head.
"Don't call it a big stone in the future, it's so ugly!" Jiang Xuan said proudly, "I'll call it the crouching demon seal!"
"What a good name!" Susu said.
Just as he was talking in a hurry, suddenly a familiar voice came from outside the door.
"Jiang Xuan, Jiang Xuan, are you at home? Open the door quickly!"
"what?"
Jiang Xuan quickly received the magic power, and Su Yao came.
"Quick, quick, change back to human form, Susu, put your tail away, if you can't do it, stuff it in your trouser legs first!"
A few clouds of green smoke rose from the yard, and the monsters in the yard turned into children, so Jiang Xuan yelled, "Tie Zhu, open the door!" '
"What are you doing, sneaking around?" Su Yao looked at several people strangely, and said doubtfully, "You are not doing something bad behind my back, are you?"
"How is it possible!" Jiang Xuan immediately denied, "Without your leadership, how dare we do bad things!"
"Eh? Ah? Go, go!"
"Why are you here?" Jiang Xuan said.
"Why can't I come? I'm still the financial, personnel and editorial teacher of the kindergarten, okay!" Su Yao looked at a few little monsters, and tugged Jiang Xuan, "Come with me, I have something to talk to you alone .”
After finishing speaking, he walked to the inner yard, Jiang Xuan got into the bedroom.
"I'll go, boss, she doesn't want to sleep with you, does she?" Gou Ritian asked gossipingly.
"I don't know! But don't worry, I am a principled person, and I will never fall asleep easily!" Jiang Xuan held his head high.
"Jiang Xuan, can you stop talking about this in front of your children, you're still a girl like me!" Chang Xiaotu protested, "Ever since you started fighting monsters, you've become more and more rambunctious!"
Instead of talking nonsense with them, he turned and entered the room.
There are no affectionate eyes, no half-exposed breasts, and there is no welcome.
Su Yao's face is serious and nervous.
"Let me tell you, something serious happened! I called you in alone because I was afraid of scaring the children outside!"
"Huh?" Jiang Xuan froze for a moment, what happened?What other major event could be greater than eliminating demons and demons, and restoring the normal operation of the Heavenly Court?
Hehe, in front of today's Lao Tzu, no matter how big it is, it's a fart!Not a big deal!
But he still put on a very cooperative look, and asked nervously, "What's the matter, I'm timid, don't scare me!"
"Sit down first, calm down, and I'll talk later." Su Yao's face turned pale a little bit, as if she was terrified.
Seeing her like this, it seemed like something great had happened. Jiang Xuan had known her for so many years, except for the time she was almost eaten by Jiang Gang, he had never seen her afraid of anything.
Jiang Xuan sat down, Su Yao pressed his shoulder and said seriously, "there are monsters in the world!"
(End of this chapter)
"Meeting! Meeting! Meeting!"
Back in the kindergarten, Jiang Xuan closed the door and asked Li Tiezhu to watch the door in front, and then called a few little monsters together to hold a meeting to summarize the combat experience.
On the surface, this time the battle with the Destroyer was a relatively satisfactory victory, but some problems were also exposed.
There may be more and more such battles in the future. If you can win against a destroyer, if you meet a stronger guy, or if you are unlucky, then you dare not say it.
Doing other things, making a mistake, making a mistake, you can start over, even fighting monsters, if you make a mistake once, you will either die or be injured, or the whole group will be wiped out!
nonexistent!Jiang Xuan is not an ordinary person now, if he is wiped out, what will happen to the task of reviving the heavens?There are so many positions of gods and no one is in charge, what should we do if the world is in chaos?
The burden is heavy.
Call together and summarize the lessons learned.
Fighting is simple, but when it comes to meetings, a few little monsters are the type who can't sit still. They pick their feet, pick their nostrils, and they feel itchy all over.
"Little Rabbit Chang, stop eating snacks and make tea! No, I haven't given you pocket money for two weeks. Where did you buy these snacks?"
"Susu, don't eat chicken. Your breasts are big, but if you round your waist, you will become a bucket! See, a fox as thick as a bucket? You can't fix it if you meet a boa constrictor with bad eyesight. I will roll you back to be Mrs. Yazhai."
"Gou Ritian, I have no objection to you crawling, but can you lie on your stomach on the other side, and your thing will stand up like a flagpole, what if you poke someone's foot?"
"Jiang Gang... Uh, forget it, Jiang Gang, you're doing okay, but it's better to take a shower first, you see that your mosaic is completely dry, it's like a stinky crust."
It's a meeting, so I just pointed my nose and scolded each other one by one. After more than an hour of tossing around, I finally calmed down.
"Tell me."
Holding the hot tea in his hand, Jiang Xuan took a sip, acting like a veteran cadre.
Jiang Gang was still a good classmate, so he immediately took out a small notebook and prepared to record it very cooperatively.
"Although we won this time, we have exposed many problems!"
"Yes! It's a big problem!" Susu nodded seriously, "But fortunately, there is Susu! As long as there is Susu, all problems will not be a problem! Jiang Xuan, you mean that!"
"Cough cough cough... Basically, that's what it means!"
Susu obediently is worth +3...
"But I still have a little immature personal opinion." Jiang Xuan continued: "We fight one out of five, but apart from Susu's release of illusion, it seems that there is no way to do it. Jiang Xuan went up to fight, and I went up to fight. , Gou Ritian goes up to fight, Xiaotu also fights, the ratio of firepower is inappropriate."
As he said, he picked up the chalk and drew a few strokes on the blackboard.
"Why did you draw five eggs?"
"This is the five of us! I know it doesn't look like it, just understand the spirit!"
Jiang Xuan clicked on the blackboard, "I've decided, I'll fight in the future. Susu is in charge of releasing the illusion, as long as I smile 'hehehe', you can let it go!"
"Understood, the password is 'hehehe'!" Susu nodded.
"Yes!" Jiang Xuan pointed to Gou Ritian again: "If it's not a particularly crushing battle, then Gou Ritian wouldn't join the battle immediately, Jiang Gang is the most vulnerable, let him rush forward and entangle with the enemy for a while, we Come cooperate with Jiang Gang, you harass and sneak attack from the side!"
"No, boss? I think your arrangement is unreasonable!" Gou Ritian rolled his eyes!
"What?" Jiang Xuan was taken aback for a moment. Gou Ritian actually raised objections under what circumstances.
It's not that I educate children, I hold a meeting for a group of little monsters, why is it the other way around?
"How unreasonable!"
"I have the power to fight against others. I will go first. As long as you are okay, I will always be able to participate in the battle. Conversely, if you go first, if something happens, it will be a dead body and two lives! It is obviously not worth it!" Gou Ritian took it for granted Say.
"Oh, let me go, it seems very reasonable." Jiang Xuan touched his chin and nodded in satisfaction: "You should learn from Gou Ritian, use your brains, and actively participate in the discussion! That's settled, Gou Ritian you Cooperate with Jiang Gang and engage in side harassment."
"Then what am I doing?" Chang Xiaotu raised her hand and asked.
"You?" Jiang Xuan had really thought about the position of Chang Xiaotu. This rabbit has average abilities in all aspects, except that it can jump farther.
Chang Xiaotu thought for a while and said, "Let me swim around to prevent the enemy from escaping! Or to block the enemy's helper! Occasionally I can jump out and kick the enemy! By the way, I can also fireball, you forgot! Also, if it's okay, I can still wave the flag and cheer on the side!"
"I'll go, your suggestion is very good!" Jiang Xuan said unexpectedly.
"Then what are you doing?" Susu asked.
Several monsters squinted their eyes at Jiang Xuan at the same time, and shouted almost in unison: "Substitute!"
"I don't want to be a substitute!" Jiang Xuan quit.
Chang Xiaotu said: "Then I'll give you a part of my work. You and I can roam around, prevent the enemy from escaping, and block the helpers. By the way! You can also use your special skills to sarcasm and fool the enemy!" "
"I'm good at this!" Jiang Xuan said happily.
"Okay, that's it, the meeting is over." Chang Xiaotu stood up and stretched herself, "Ah, I'm so hungry, let's go eat!"
"That's not right!" Jiang Xuan felt weird. According to this arrangement, wouldn't he become the main player, become a substitute, and then become Chang Xiaotu's substitute?
Besides, isn't he the leader of this meeting?Wei Mao was educated by a group of little monsters.
"Oh, boss, you are really outdated! Have you never played the game of five heroes fighting? You can imitate the tactics in it casually, do you still need a meeting to discuss it?" Gou Ritian said lazily.
"Five heroes fighting?" Jiang Xuan thought for a while: "Legendary? That's not right, there are only warriors, mages and Taoists."
"too old!"
"Fantasy Westward Journey? But everyone stands in a row..."
"too old!"
"Oh, I see, World of Warcraft! But there are many professions."
"Boss, don't talk about this kind of age-revealing topic, it will hurt your self-esteem." Gou Ritian rolled his eyes and said, "Let's have some fun, get out your big rock and show us. "
"Hey, that's right, that stone is very sinister!" Chang Xiaotu pretended to be terrified, pointed furtively at the sky, and said, "Jiang Xuan, you're just a long-range output! Think about it, it's In a fight, suddenly, a big rock appears on the top of the enemy's head, will he be scared? Even if he doesn't get scared, he can't dodge such a sneak attack at such a close distance. Although your big rock is not powerful, you can smash it hard. Just a little bit, it can also have the effect of dizziness or blood loss!"
"That's a good idea, how could I forget it." Jiang Xuan nodded.
"Hurry up and take a look, your magic weapon is growth-oriented, and all growth-oriented magic weapons are very powerful things! Our entire Qingqiu clan only has one growth-oriented magic weapon!" Susu Said expectantly.
"Good! Look!"
With a thought in Jiang Xuan's mind, the big stone of almost one cubic meter appeared on top of his head. Looking from below, one would find that the bottom of the big stone was very smooth, but in the corner, there appeared a small pattern of a destroyer .
As soon as it appeared, the big stone was spinning around in circles on the head.
"Don't call it a big stone in the future, it's so ugly!" Jiang Xuan said proudly, "I'll call it the crouching demon seal!"
"What a good name!" Susu said.
Just as he was talking in a hurry, suddenly a familiar voice came from outside the door.
"Jiang Xuan, Jiang Xuan, are you at home? Open the door quickly!"
"what?"
Jiang Xuan quickly received the magic power, and Su Yao came.
"Quick, quick, change back to human form, Susu, put your tail away, if you can't do it, stuff it in your trouser legs first!"
A few clouds of green smoke rose from the yard, and the monsters in the yard turned into children, so Jiang Xuan yelled, "Tie Zhu, open the door!" '
"What are you doing, sneaking around?" Su Yao looked at several people strangely, and said doubtfully, "You are not doing something bad behind my back, are you?"
"How is it possible!" Jiang Xuan immediately denied, "Without your leadership, how dare we do bad things!"
"Eh? Ah? Go, go!"
"Why are you here?" Jiang Xuan said.
"Why can't I come? I'm still the financial, personnel and editorial teacher of the kindergarten, okay!" Su Yao looked at a few little monsters, and tugged Jiang Xuan, "Come with me, I have something to talk to you alone .”
After finishing speaking, he walked to the inner yard, Jiang Xuan got into the bedroom.
"I'll go, boss, she doesn't want to sleep with you, does she?" Gou Ritian asked gossipingly.
"I don't know! But don't worry, I am a principled person, and I will never fall asleep easily!" Jiang Xuan held his head high.
"Jiang Xuan, can you stop talking about this in front of your children, you're still a girl like me!" Chang Xiaotu protested, "Ever since you started fighting monsters, you've become more and more rambunctious!"
Instead of talking nonsense with them, he turned and entered the room.
There are no affectionate eyes, no half-exposed breasts, and there is no welcome.
Su Yao's face is serious and nervous.
"Let me tell you, something serious happened! I called you in alone because I was afraid of scaring the children outside!"
"Huh?" Jiang Xuan froze for a moment, what happened?What other major event could be greater than eliminating demons and demons, and restoring the normal operation of the Heavenly Court?
Hehe, in front of today's Lao Tzu, no matter how big it is, it's a fart!Not a big deal!
But he still put on a very cooperative look, and asked nervously, "What's the matter, I'm timid, don't scare me!"
"Sit down first, calm down, and I'll talk later." Su Yao's face turned pale a little bit, as if she was terrified.
Seeing her like this, it seemed like something great had happened. Jiang Xuan had known her for so many years, except for the time she was almost eaten by Jiang Gang, he had never seen her afraid of anything.
Jiang Xuan sat down, Su Yao pressed his shoulder and said seriously, "there are monsters in the world!"
(End of this chapter)
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