Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 199 The Wok and the Shovel

"How to do?"

"Cold salad!"

"It's dead now!"

"Susu, what can you do?"

"I... I don't know, if only my mother was here..."

"..."

Jiang Xuan and his party managed to escape from the basement in a panic. As soon as they went out, they found that they were trapped in the dark and dark surroundings, as if they had entered hell, and there were ghosts crying and howling everywhere.

The pointer is also used, and the special effects exchanged in the system are also used, but the results are not very good: both the pointer and the special effects are useful for the current predicament, but the problem is that the effect is a drop in the bucket, and each time a small piece is scattered Immediately, a large group will gather, and every time a skull is hit, more skulls will appear.

Within two clicks, Jiang Xuan's stored value of Guaiguai was exhausted, and he could no longer exchange it for anything, and the pointer became heavier and heavier, making it almost impossible to swing it.

What's more troublesome is that whether it's the star power in Jiang Xuan's body or the monster power in the bodies of a few little monsters, they are all rapidly draining away in this hellish environment, as if there is an invisible force in the air that is flowing from it. They absorb power in their bodies.

Obviously, the opponents they met this time were completely beyond their capabilities.

"What are you afraid of?" Jiang Xuan gritted his teeth, his arms were sore, and he struggled to wave the pointer to drive away an approaching skeleton. This kind of practice is not as easy as it is written in the book. Every time, he will arrange a slightly stronger one. Little opponents, fight monsters all the way to upgrade.

In fact, when the limit of the human body is exceeded and the upper limit is not known, an existence that is completely irresistible may appear at any time, and it will be slapped to death.No matter how huge the gap in strength is, any system or the halo of the protagonist is nonsense. No matter how powerful a genius is, when he is still a baby before he grows up, he is not as powerful as a pig-killer.

He has always been afraid of this kind of thing, although the growth environment provided by the system is very good, but who knows when a guy with hundreds of thousands of years of practice will appear?
Liu Xiaolong... Well, the enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong is obviously this kind of existence that spans a large level. It's hard to say whether it has existed for hundreds of years or thousands of years. After all, Jiang Xuan has never encountered a guy of this level, but crushing Their combination is more than enough!
"What to do, what to do, I'm really going to die!" Chang Xiaotu pouted her buttocks, covered her most vulnerable eyes with her two big ears, and yelled loudly.

"I don't want to die! Woohoo, I'm so pitiful, I want to find my mother..." Susu seemed to be crying, "Jiang Xuan, you don't mean anything, you agreed to help me open the seal!"

"Scream! Shout again, I'll fuck you!" Gou Ritian grinned his teeth, as if he was going to die anyway, and it was shameless to fight it out, and he had a good posture before he died.

Jiang Gang was still very persistent, returning to the form of a zombie, punching and kicking out almost in vain.

"Master, you run, I will come to the queen!"

The corner of Jiang Xuan's mouth twitched, where did he run?Enemies are everywhere!
"Quack quack, don't struggle anymore, give up resistance, I can give you a comfortable death!" The voice of the enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong rang in my ears, and it was far and near, and I couldn't tell where he was.

"Damn it, at this point, the only thing left is a big trick!" Jiang Xuan roared.

"Ah? You still have a big trick?" Amidst the whistling wind and howling ghosts and howling wolves everywhere, this roar was actually not loud, but the little monsters who gathered together and waited to die raised their heads and looked at it in surprise. with him.

"Let's gamble!"

Jiang Xuan's expression suddenly became serious, he clasped his hands together, bowed to the sky, then knelt down on the ground with a thud, exerted all his strength, and shouted loudly: "Mr. Qi Yun, come and help me! Help me quickly!" Ah, I am dying!"

Chang Xiaotu: "..."

Gou Ritian: "..."

Even Jiang Gang was stunned.

Even the violent wind, howling ghosts and howling wolves, and the skeletons around them seemed to be deeply shocked by Jiang Xuan's shamelessness, pausing for a moment.

This Nima is a big trick?Is it a life-saving move?
Only Susu, who had been fooled all this time, held a glimmer of hope and asked in a low voice, "Is the big monster Qi Yun nearby?"

"Wahhahaha, I'm dying of laughter, there are such stupid human beings!" The enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong laughed maniacally: "If you can get your wish by praying to God and worshiping Buddha, then how can there be joys and sorrows in this world? Gods and Buddhas all over the sky can't take care of themselves, even if you shout out your throat, no one will come to save you!"

In fact, Jiang Xuan did this with the last ray of hope.

Qi Yun is obviously not an ordinary person. The toffee she gave last time also played a role at a critical moment, saving herself from Susu's illusion. So he always wondered if Qi Yun was secretly doing it?

It's unlikely, but the problem is, apart from Qi Yun, he doesn't know any other good people at all. At such a critical moment, there is really no other way but to call Teacher Qi for help.

"I'm calling me, it's none of your business!" Jiang Xuan continued to cry and yelled with a sad face: "Mr. Qi, come quickly, I will be bullied to death, and no one will care about those orphans after I die, no no No, you lose face when I die..."

"Are you kidding me? Such a ridiculous human being, I really want to save your life to add a little more fun to my boring life..." Liu Xiaolong's voice was getting closer.

"Jiang Xuan, please save some effort and stop yelling, I think it's so embarrassing." Chang Xiaotu said, covering her face.

Unexpectedly, at this time, there was a sudden bang in the cloudy sky, and a large area was emptied, as if something huge had fallen from the sky.

Looking up, there was a metallic luster on the top of the head, and something like a big hood broke through the dark clouds and appeared in the air, slowly pressing down, just covering Jiang Xuan and others in it.

"who?!"

The voice of the enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong suddenly changed.

At the same time, the surrounding skeletons seemed to be stimulated by something, and they stepped up their attack without fear of death.

There was another flash of white light, and a fork-like thing flew towards obliquely, making a series of crisp sounds, knocking away all the skeletons around Jiang Xuan and the others, and the big rake was also vibrating violently.

"Ok?"

With years of cooking experience, Jiang Xuan can be sure that this rake should be a huge spatula!

And the big hood that keeps falling over the head, no matter how you look at it, it feels like a pot!
In the blink of an eye, the big cover has fallen to the top of the head, covering Jiang Xuan and others in it. Looking through the gap for the last time, Jiang Xuan saw the side of the big cover with a long handle... It really is a pot .

Covering them in the cauldron, they were immediately cut off from the outside world, and they heard the sound of rain hitting plantains outside the cauldron, and there were continuous dense crashing sounds, and the cauldron was hit by the humming sound, as if at any time Like a crash.

"The pot is moving!" Chang Xiaotu shouted.

Sure enough, the cauldron was moving in one direction, Jiang Xuan immediately understood, "Let's follow it, it will take us out!"

With the movement of the cauldron, Liu Xiaolong's voice finally showed a trace of anxiety. He yelled sharply, and the attack from outside became more rapid and stronger. The cauldron is almost unsupportable.

Fortunately, this process didn't take long, and the frequency of external attacks decreased significantly, and after about half a minute, the impact sound was finally stopped.

Then Jiang Xuan and the others continued to follow the cauldron, almost trotting all the way. After half an hour, the cauldron stopped.

"Out of danger?" Jiang Xuan and the others looked at the inside of the cauldron, which had already been protruded everywhere, and looked at each other, lying on the wall of the cauldron, carefully listening to the voices outside.

At this moment, the cauldron rose into the sky again, and the long-lost sunlight fell from the sky and shone in. Jiang Xuan's eyes hurt from being stabbed, and he closed his eyes subconsciously.

When he opened his eyes, he found that his group was standing on a hillside. The mental hospital was in the valley below the hillside, about one or two kilometers away. blank area.

A big, fat man stood not far away.

"Ms. Qi, why did you become so fat?" Jiang Xuan rubbed his eyes, and then he saw clearly that this person was not Qi Yun at all, but the 'cook who wanted to run a good kindergarten' that he met once in the last meeting. , Director Zhu, Fatty Zhu.

"Why are you?" Jiang Xuan wondered.

"Hey, it's a long story."

Fatty Zhu heaved a long sigh with a frowning face, looking at the spatula and the round-bottomed pot in his hand, his face full of heartache.

The round-bottomed pot is about the size of a normal pot, but it is covered with large and small dents, and some places are almost worn out, and it is obviously no longer usable; the spatula is no different from an ordinary spatula at first glance. , but the shovel heads are all twisted into twists.

"This... Hey, what's going on? The shovel that hit the skeleton just now, and the hood that took us away, can't they be these two things?" Jiang Xuan looked shocked.

"What do you think!" Fatty Zhu shook the shovel and pot in his hand depressedly, and said with a mournful face, "I brought these two treasures with me when I came to the world, and they were all destroyed to save you! Oh, my pot, I Your shovel, you have died so badly!"

"Master Zhu, tell me clearly, what kind of world, what kind of treasure? What's going on with all of this?!" Jiang Xuan pulled Fatty Zhu and asked loudly.

"Wait, wait, wait, tell you."

Fatty Zhu sighed, dug a small hole on the ground, put the pot and shovel in, filled the soil again, and muttered, "Pot and shovel, I will never forget you, rest in peace." ..."

After finishing speaking, he bowed respectfully.

"Could it be that he also escaped from a mental hospital?" Chang Xiaotu asked in a low voice.

"You are the one who is mentally ill!" Fatty Zhu glared at her, then scowled at Jiang Xuan, and said, "Let me tell you, the situation has undergone a major change, something serious has happened!"

(End of this chapter)