Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 160 Performance Art

Chapter 160 Performance Art
Seeing the youngest principal of a small private kindergarten speak, even though he was smiling and the first sentence was good, everyone present knew that there would definitely be a conflict. Unless the young principal was out of his mind, he would It is impossible to speak for Qin Guoqiang.

Even flattering is not like this. Have you ever seen someone flattering a leader by directly interrupting the leader's speech in public?That's not flattering, that's called lack of heart.

The media people present were sharper, and all the camera equipment was aimed at Jiang Xuan almost immediately.

Jiang Xuan had to speak, although Qin Guoqiang was a little surprised, but did not cause him too much trouble, on the contrary, he said very gracefully: "Director Jiang, what's your opinion? By the way, some time ago, you still He led the publication of an article in the Journal of Children's Education, which shows that he still has some experience in early childhood education."

Speaking of the article published in the "Children's Education" magazine, Qin Guoqiang's smile grew stronger.He deliberately brought up this issue, not to add luster to Jiang Xuan.

Whether it is the media or the representatives present, they are all people in the circle. They all know something about the dispute between the two papers in the children's education magazine some time ago. The paper of Xingxing Kindergarten was almost completely criticized by Qin Guoqiang. Both online and in the public opinion have collapsed, and there is not even a chance to explain.

Qin Guoqiang's words, translated with a relatively simple subtext, are actually saying: "You know what a fart, why don't you have the nerve to talk about theory with me here?" '

As soon as he opened his mouth, the smell of gunpowder on both sides was relatively strong. Qin Guoqiang was condescending, and the member units of the association waited to watch the excitement with great interest. Although the few non-members of the association in the back row supported Jiang Xuan emotionally, the many reasons Qin Guoqiang just said were true. He was able to stand up very well, and couldn't find any strong refutation, and he was sweating for Jiang Xuan.

Zhu Yuanzhang, who always seemed to have no brains, raised his head, looked at Jiang Xuan with surprised eyes, then at Su Yao, and quickly made two gestures.Thumbs up, and then pointed to his temple.

Your homeowner is awesome!Your homeowner is amazing!However, is your head of the family out of his mind?

"Lend me your thermos." Jiang Xuan took Fatty Zhu's thermos, and strode up to the rostrum in full view of everyone.

Qin Guoqiang's face froze slightly, and his face sank.The rostrum was indeed big enough for ten people to stand without feeling crowded, but the problem was that there was only one speech seat, and Jiang Xuan came to the stage and stood next to him, making it impossible for him to get out of the way, or not.

In the end, I gave in and showed grace. After all, the seminar stipulates that everyone has the right to speak.

He got out of the way, but didn't step down, but stood aside, squinting at Jiang Xuan with a half-smile.

He would like to see what Jiang Xuan can say to refute.

"Thank you."

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xuan only said this sentence, stood on the speech seat, and then didn't say a word.

He unscrewed a bottle of mineral water that Qin Guoqiang had used as props and Director Zhu's thermos, and poured all the water into the garbage bag on the side and placed them on the table.

Thermos cups are about the same size as mineral water bottles, one tall, one short, one fat, one thin, one small, one large, one transparent, one opaque, standing together.

Everyone on and off the stage was at a loss, and they didn't know what he meant.

Qin Guoqiang frowned, this is performance art, to ridicule?
It's a bit like, it means 'those with big mouths bully those with small mouths', 'transparent and opaque', 'everyone is filled with water, and they all do the same job', etc.?
He sneered, if it was to express this meaning, then this Jiang Xuan would be too naive, it would be like offending the whole industry, and he didn't need to do anything, Xingxing Kindergarten would not be able to survive in the industry.

The audience also had different ideas, staring at Jiang Xuan suspiciously.

Jiang Xuan looked around, as if he had discovered something, he laughed, stepped off the stage, and brought over the two large hot water bottles on the service desk.

The water bottle was originally used by the waiter to refill the participants, but now even the waiter was puzzled and did not stop Jiang Xuan, curious to see what he would do next.

Jiang Xuan opened a water bottle and poured it into the thermos.

In the blink of an eye, the thermos cup was full and boiling water overflowed.

Jiang Xuan laughed and shook the water bottle in his hand, there was still more than half of the bottle of water in it.

Then he picked up another boiled water bottle and poured it into the opened mineral water bottle in the same way and at the same speed as before.

Different from the wide-mouthed thermos, the opening of the plastic bottle of mineral water is very small. When the head is tilted like this, most of the water in the bottle will leak out, and only a small amount of water will enter the bottle. After the hot water enters the bottle, A large amount of heat was generated, which blocked the mouth of the bottle, and it was even more difficult to get water into the bottle as the bubbles kept bubbling.

Moreover, the mineral water bottle is made of plastic and is very thin. When the boiling water is so hot, the bottle will be deformed in a short time, the waist will be twisted, the mouth of the bottle will become crooked, and the water will not get in.

Jiang Xuan continued to pour boiling water at a constant speed as if he hadn't seen it all.

After a while, a large bottle of boiling water was poured out. The mineral water bottle was already distorted beyond belief, and less than half of the water had been poured in.

To achieve this step, some smart people have already slightly guessed some clues.

However, Jiang Xuan's "performance" was not over yet, he opened another mineral water bottle, drained the water inside, placed the empty bottles side by side on the table, then stepped off the stage, and took a new bottle from a participant The mineral water, came back to the stage and unscrewed the bottle cap, facing the mouth of the new empty bottle, carefully poured it in little by little.

Gudong Gudong, after a while, the mineral water bottle in his hand was empty, and the empty bottle just now was filled, not a single drop came out.

It wasn't until all this was done that Jiang Xuan nodded to the waiter who was standing aside: "Please wipe off the water on the table, thank you."

The waiter woke up like a dream, and quickly took the rag to the stage to clean, but when cleaning, his eyes were still on the table.

Whether it is the media present or the participants, like the waiters, the attention is concentrated on the row of containers placed on the table.

Two large water bottles that were emptied, a thermos that was filled with water, a mineral water bottle that was less than half full but scalded and twisted, a refilled mineral water bottle, and an empty mineral water bottle.

Jiang Xuan stood on the stage smiling, not speaking.

If this kind of performance art is played with those gangsters at the peace food stall, Jiang Xuan guesses that they will laugh and scold him for being sour and pretentious, but facing a group of cultural people in front of him, Jiang Xuan can be sure that these people will eat this kind of performance art set.

"Oh, I see..." Sure enough, someone below spoke.

And the one who spoke was an official.

(End of this chapter)

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