Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 152 Open Your Mouth!eat candy!
Jiang Xuan was stunned.

With his current strength tempered by at least three stars and at most N stars every day, he couldn't avoid Qi Yun's hand, and Qi Yun stuffed a candy into his mouth inexplicably.

Of course, a large part of the reason for this is that he trusted Qi Yun, never thought that Qi Yun would harm him, so he didn't deliberately dodge, but Qi Yun's speed seems to be a little too fast, and his shots are precise Astonishing.

Gou Ritian, who was floating in the small lake, suddenly seemed to have encountered a natural enemy, and instinctively jumped ashore, all the hair on his body stood on end, and grinned at Qi Yun, showing two canine teeth, showing a fierce look.

But in just a second or two, Gou Ritian put away this hostile posture again, and looked at Qi Yun suspiciously, as if wondering why he had such a strong hostility towards her.

"Open your mouth." Qi Yun said to Gou Ritian.

Gou Ritian, who was holding a lot of hostility a second ago, actually opened his mouth stupidly.

With a shake of Qi Yun's hand, a candy flew out and landed in Gou Ritian's big mouth.Gou Ritian chewed it twice, swallowed it, and then licked his lips, which seemed delicious.

Qi Yun gave Jiang Xuan the last candy, and pouted at Jiang hard.

Jiang Xuan was still about to hesitate and ask a few questions.

This scene is really weird. If you say that Qi Yun is a bad person who harmed them, Jiang Xuan would not believe it instinctively, but if you say that he just eats sweets one by one without thinking about it, Jiang Xuan is really a little bit Can't accept it.

It’s like when a child grows up and his parents ask him to do something, the child will not think that his parents will harm him, but he always feels that he needs to make it clear and ask for it. You can’t tell me to do it and I will do it...

Just about to open her mouth, Qi Yun narrowed her eyes slightly.

"Jiang Gang, come here!" Jiang Xuan immediately became honest, beckoning to Jiang Qiang, and threw the last candy to him, "Eat it."

"Oh." It's hard to say whether Jiang Jian can be ruthless now, anyway, he really doesn't talk much, so he ate this candy with one mouth.

"Old director, you can always say it now, what's the matter?" Jiang Xuan didn't ask Tang, but asked a general question. He instinctively felt that Qi Yun knew a lot of things .

"It's nothing. I made four candies. I don't know if they are delicious or not. I will bring them to you to taste." Qi Yun showed a very rare girlish expression. , Spread your hands and say.

With such a shrug, Jiang Xuan even had the illusion that the silver-haired female teacher in front of him was not an old aunt, but rather...well, so charming and girlish.

Well, there are so many styles!

It's a shameful thought!This is the female teacher who changed her diaper and watched her grow up.

If you are not ashamed to speak, you don't know how many times your little brother was seen by her when she was a child.

Not only the expression, but even the tone of the speech is much more 'light' than before. This kind of horrible words and behaviors of 'I made a new food, I don't know if it is poisonous, you come and taste', never before It appeared on Qi Yun.

Still the appearance of an old man, but like a sly young man.

"Don't look at me like that." Qi Yun adjusted her glasses and said, "I used to take care of so many children, so I naturally had to look more stable. Now I have to let go of this responsibility, and it's much easier."

"Huh? Old director, you don't care about the orphanage anymore?" Jiang Xuan asked unexpectedly.

Qi Yun gave him too many surprises today, Qi Yun said: "Well, I have some personal matters to deal with, and I don't know how long it will take, so I have to let go of the orphanage."

"Then who will take care of it?" Jiang Xuan asked.

"Of course the government will take care of it. Have you forgotten that the orphanage is a welfare institution? Isn't it enough for me, an old woman, to devote decades of dedication? Besides, after I leave, don't you still have you?" Qi Yun said carelessly. He patted Jiang Xuan on the shoulder.

"What? With me!"

After talking for a long time, this sentence really shocked Jiang Xuan.

"I have recommended you to the relevant departments to take over. I still have a little face in the industry, so I should approve it." Qi Yun patted Jiang Xuan on the shoulder again, and said irresponsibly: "Don't worry, the government How can you rest assured that the orphanage is really handed over to you, a young man with a hairy head? At most, you have the title of honorary director. Go and have a look when you have time. If you encounter any injustice, you have an honorary director. Name, it’s easy to do things. I know you too well. You are a chivalrous child. After I leave, you will definitely take care of the orphanage. It's inconvenient, isn't it? I'm all for your sake."

"Obviously I know you're cheating me, but I still feel like it's for my own good." Jiang Xuan was shocked for a moment.

"Of course, your ability to fool me is seven or eight times better than mine, so naturally I can't fool you as a teacher." Qi Yun said.

"Director Qi, I really can't help but pull your face to see if I met a fake."

With a thought in Jiang Xuan's mind, he was half-joking, but the star power in his whole body had been agitated to the extreme at this moment. As soon as he finished speaking, he shot suddenly, and stretched his hand towards Qi Yun's face like lightning.

"Snapped"

With a crisp sound, Jiang Xuan grinned and covered his hands, the back of his hand didn't touch the other party at all, and was slapped hard by Qi Yun.

"There are no rules for hands and feet!" Qi Yun stared.

"Director Qi, you are not human!" Jiang Xuan said loudly with a pun.

What was the speed of that moment just now? Jiang Xuan knew very well in his heart that even Gou Ritian, the most agile among the three little monsters, had no chance of avoiding it with all his attention and defense.

"You kid rebelled, you deceived your master and destroyed your ancestors, right?" Qi Yun still pretended not to understand anything, and as soon as she raised her hand, she was about to slap Jiang Xuan.

Jiang Xuan's eyes were blurred, and he didn't see Qi Yun's movements clearly.

When the slap reached Jiang Xuan's face, it turned into a light slap, like she pinched Chang Xiaotu's face just now, she also pinched Jiang Xuan's face.

"Little guy, I'm leaving, so I can take care of myself in the future... Well, forget it, there is no need to do it for myself, just live whatever kind of life you like, this world is different."

After saying this, Qi Yun turned around and left. Jiang Xuan was dumbfounded, and disappeared after a while and went down the mountain.

"Master, so you also have a master." It was Jiang Jian's voice that pulled Jiang Xuan out of his trance.

"Of course. But as my master, I really..." Jiang Xuan rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes to see the direction Qi Yun left.

This world, is it different?What's the meaning?
Qi Yun's sudden arrival, four inexplicable candies, a slap in the face, and then drifting away, turned a question mark in Jiang Xuan's stomach into a row of question marks and exclamation marks.

"Is the candy delicious?" Jiang Xuan asked.

The three little monsters nodded tacitly this time, and Jiang Xuan rubbed his stomach, but he didn't feel any discomfort. It seemed that Qi Yun's 'self-developed' candy was successful this time.

After such a commotion, it was time for the kindergarten to open for class. Su Yao and the others came one after another, and there were some parents who sent their children. Jiang Xuan asked a few words, "how's the air today?" If you are in the same class, you will find that other people have no special feeling.

Throughout the morning, Jiang Xuan was a little absent-minded. At noon, Su Yao was eating dumplings while playing with her mobile phone. Suddenly, she screamed as if she had found a baby.

"Look, look! Someone spontaneously combusts!"

"Ah?" Several people on the table poked their heads to look at the past at the same time. A video was playing on Su Yao's mobile phone. In it, a person caught fire at the entrance of the supermarket.

Lin Qianxiu said coldly: "What's so interesting about spontaneous combustion? They're all burned to death. Can you respect life?"

"It's strange that it's strange that it didn't burn to death!" Su Yao read the title: "The wretched uncle at the entrance of the supermarket spontaneously ignited, burning all his clothes and revealing his penis..."

"What is a big dick?" Chang Xiaotu asked curiously.

"Kids, don't talk! Eat your food!"

Several big women know what a big dick is, even Lin Qianxiu couldn't help but look over it curiously this time.

In the video, a big fireball in the shape of a human being ran around, making a strange scream that was not miserable but frightening. After a while, the fire went out. The people inside the fire did not seem to be injured, but their hair and clothes were burned Finished.

In the mosaic, one can vaguely see a long object swinging around.

"My shit, it's so big! It didn't burn, is this street magic?" The video should have been taken by a passer-by with a mobile phone. The picture quality is not very clear, the shaking is serious, and there is a voice-over.

"I'm going, is it true or not, it won't burn to death like this?! It's a special effect gimmick." This time it was Zhang Yunyun's voice.

The video time is quite long. After the man was burnt with all his clothes off, he was stunned for a while, and then laughed like crazy, dragging his heavy dick around the street, towards the passing He jumped on the beautiful woman, shouting strange words like 'I'm Superman' while jumping.

But just over a minute later, a team of anti-riot policemen showed up and stuck him in the corner with a big fork for stray dogs.

The street was calm again.

"It's so messed up, can this kind of video be sent out?" Su Yao shook her head and said.

Lin Qianxi also frowned, and said, "He deserved to be arrested by the police in the end. There is so much noise in the street, is this person mentally ill?"

"Huo Zhuang is cowardly! From my point of view, this person is a pervert, an exhibitionist!" Zhang Yunyun said.

Li Muxue moved her mouth, wanting to say something, but she didn't say anything, and nodded, indicating that I agree with the three sisters' opinions.

When normal people see this scene, their first reaction is probably the same. After all, they are all people with basic education. It is difficult to deceive them by tricks such as burning a living person. completely unharmed.

Only the 'most social' Jiang Xuan among the few people didn't think so at all.

Normal people are not afraid of fire, what if this is not a normal person?
Just like when the video of Chang Xiaotu being knocked into the air was posted on the Internet, the first reaction of normal people is also a 'scam'. How can normal children be so fierce?But Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Gang are not normal children.

(End of this chapter)