Super God Kindergarten
Chapter 108 Harmony Seesaw
Chapter 108 Harmony Seesaw
Jiang Xuan Yile, an eight-piece kindergarten toy set, finally got another one.
If you buy it directly, each one is worth [-] points, so it's obviously a good deal to draw one for [-] points.
The key is that these eight-piece suits should be very powerful!
The Wangyou swing last time can relieve people's sorrows, but it actually has an additional effect: it can let Jiang Xuan see what sorrows are in the hearts of the riders, and pretend to be a magic stick.
The practical function is also very strong. The kindergarten can develop healthily and everyone is full of positive energy, which has a lot to do with Wangyou Swing.
Others don't mention it. Su Yao, the big housekeeper, can get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs. Although she certainly doesn't eat worse than pigs, she definitely does more than cows. Among them, Jiang Xuan is not the only one Chicken Soup for the Soul, Wangyou Swing plays a big role.
Now this harmonious seesaw can resolve hostility and eliminate conflicts, so it must be good.
With a whoosh, there was a flash of light in the backyard. Gou Ritian was sleeping on his stomach when he suddenly felt something vaguely appearing in front of him. shelf.
"What's this?" As a dog, Teddy was naturally timid, so he jumped up from the nest in a fright, looking at the monster in front of him vigilantly.
Fortunately, Jiang Xuan walked out of the room with his hands behind his back.
"Director, a monster has fallen from the world!" Gou Ritian said fearfully.
"Don't be afraid, I made it." Jiang Xuan put his hands behind his back, ignoring Gou Ritian's confused eyes, and circled the seesaw.
The seesaw is the same as the common ones in the park, except that it is a little longer, about half the length of the normal seesaw, and the iron frame is wrapped with rubber skin, and there is a chair on each side that can accommodate one person. .
According to the introduction, the method of use is very simple, that is, let the people who have resentment sit on both sides, and play with them up and down to eliminate hostility and turn hostility into friendship.
I got a good thing, and I am a little impatient to try it out, but the kindergarten is over, and everyone in the kindergarten is my own people. Although there are occasional disturbances in normal times, it is not so hostile, let alone No rancor.
"Gou Ritian, do you want to watch the movie?" Jiang Xuan thought for a while, then raised his eyebrows at Gou Ritian.
"Think! Eh?" Gou Ritian felt that Jiang Xuan's expression was weird.
Jiang Xuan squatted down, pouted at Chang's Little Rabbit's room, and said in a low voice, "Go and steal Chang's Little Rabbit's rabbit, that is, Little Rabbit."
"Ah?!" Gou Ritian hesitated a little, watching movies is of course good, but it's too dangerous.
Chang Xiaotu treats the rabbit like a baby bump and steals her rabbit, is that okay?Chang Xiaotu will definitely go crazy.
Turning his eyes around, he must not be able to beat Chang Xiaotu. As for the head of the garden... Gou Ritian feels that he is far less favored than Chang Xiaotu, so he can't count on the head of the garden to save him, but since the head of the garden let him What the heck, if there's a real fight, the principal won't stand idly by.
And it sounds like it's actually not a big deal, just return the rabbit to her when the time comes.
Gou Ritian is a very shrewd guy, quickly calculated the pros and cons of the matter, and finally felt that this matter can be done!
"Okay, how long can I watch?"
"Well, let me add 5 minutes each time." Jiang Xuan said.
"Just 5 minutes?" Gou Ritian looked dissatisfied, 5 minutes is too short, and it is not much different from the previous two hours, so he bargained a bit and said: "Director, give me half a hour!"
"Don't give me a lion's mouth." Jiang Xuan pointed to the yard, the entrance of the 'basement', "If you don't go, I'll let Jiang Gang go!"
Gou Ritian said: "Although Jiang Gang is capable, his acting skills are not good enough to cooperate with you! Besides, I am not as agile as I am, Gou Ritian is the best choice for this kind of thing!"
"Think it over, if you don't go, there won't be a minute left." Jiang Xuan said with a straight face, "You don't want me to backtrack, do you?"
"Principal, I believe you are not such a person!" Gou Ritian continued to bargain, "If you only have 5 minutes, it can't reflect my value at all! It can't reflect the importance of your plan, sir!"
"How do you know what my plan is?"
"I don't know, but the master's plan, the precipice is the most wise!" As a stubborn monster who grew up in the city, Gou Ritian is very scheming and knows how to learn. Recently, he has learned to flatter Jiang Xuan. .
However, compared with Jiang Gang, Gou Ritian's flattering skills are obviously not proficient and brilliant, and are too superficial. Jiang Hard's flattering is so natural that he shoots a new level of ingenuity, which often surprises Jiang Xuan himself. !
Therefore, flattery must come from the heart and be sincere.
Of course, He Gou Ritian didn't need to explain this issue for the time being.
"10 minutes!" Jiang Xuan glared, "If you bargain any more, you won't have even a minute!"
"Okay, it's a deal!"
Jiang Xuan whispered in his ear: "Hurry up!"
"Look, Master Gardener, well, I will not disappoint your cultivation and expectations."
Gou Ritian sneaked into Chang's little rabbit's room, and came back after a while with the little rabbit in his mouth.
Little Rabbit didn't know what happened. She looked a little dazed, with her ears drooping, and her two front paws tucked into her chest, like a big ball of white pompom.
Jiang Xuan took the little rabbit, calmly plucked some hair from the rabbit's tail, then waved to Gou Ritian, "Okay, go back to the den."
"Is that all? Is there anything else I need to do? Mr. Gardener, you can hire me in the future, I'm very cheap!" Gou Ritian said flatteringly.
"That's it." Jiang Xuan took the rabbit to the front yard.
After a while, the door of Chang Xiaotu's room in the backyard creaked open. Chang Xiaotu probably just woke up, rubbed her eyes and came out from inside, standing in the yard and calling: "Little rabbit, little rabbit, Where did you go?"
Jiang Xuan and Gou Ritian came out of their respective dens, and Gou Ritian pretended to ask: "What happened?"
"Little rabbit is gone, I don't know where it went. Have you seen it?" Chang Xiaotu scratched her head, and said to herself strangely, "It usually sleeps at this time, it never Running around."
"Could it be eaten by the big bad wolf? I heard that someone found the big bad wolf in the mountains recently!" Gou Ritian pretended to be mysterious.
According to the previous agreement, Jiang Xuan didn't know what purpose he wanted to scare Little Rabbit Chang, and when Little Rabbit Chang got anxious, he returned Little Rabbit to him the next morning.
If it were someone else, he would definitely be curious about Jiang Xuan's motives, but Gou Ritian is a naughty guy by nature, besides the reason for the reward, he also thinks this prank is quite amusing.
"Ah? Big bad wolf!" As a rabbit, Chang Xiaotu was instinctively afraid of creatures like big bad wolves, her ears pricked up, half demonized, and she glanced vigilantly left and right.
"No, how could the big bad wolf enter the yard? Besides, aren't you the housekeeper in the yard?" Chang Xiaotu looked at Gou Ritian suspiciously: "Did you see the big bad wolf come in? Then why didn't you call?" what?"
"Forehead……"
Gou Ritian couldn't answer this question.
According to the plan, Jiang Xuan should go out next and continue to scare.
Gou Ritian glanced at Jiang Xuan, Mr. Gardener, I have perfectly completed the performance task.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xuan thought about it seriously, and said decisively: "Impossible! I haven't heard of a big bad wolf in the mountains, and our yard has been reinforced, not to mention big bad wolves, even big tigers can't get in... "
Gou Ritian was taken aback, huh?It's different from the script I said before.
"Hey, what is this?"
As Jiang Xuan spoke, his expression changed slightly, and he squatted beside Gou Ritian's nest, twirling a bunch of white hair.
"This is the hair of the little rabbit!" Chang Xiaotu recognized it at a glance, snatched it up and smelled it on the tip of her nose, and immediately flew into a rage, "Well, you Gou Ritian! You obviously saw the little rabbit! Are you right What did it do?! Why is the fur on the bunny's butt in your den?"
"What?!" Gou Ritian's mind went into a turmoil, why would the little rabbit's fur be on the edge of his nest?
very strange!Obviously handed it over to the principal?
At this moment, Jiang Xuan pointed at Gou Ritian heartbrokenly: "I didn't expect you to be such a dog! The little rabbit is still a rabbit, it doesn't even have a human form, you...you...you actually did such a thing to it thing?!"
"I... what did I do?" Gou Ritian was shocked, this accusation was too serious, "It's not the director, you..."
"Don't quibble! Oh, I understand. No wonder you said that there is a big bad wolf, just to mislead the little rabbit. The little rabbit was eaten by the big bad wolf, so as to cover up your crime!"
On the side, Chang Xiaotu has already turned into a demon, her big teeth are shining coldly, her eyes are blood red, and she clenches her fists tightly.
"Okay, I understand too! Director, you deliberately tricked me!" Gou Ritian grinned in protest, not bullying dogs like this.
"Why did Jiang Xuan lie to you, don't make excuses, I'll kill you!" Chang Xiaotu ignored his excuse, jumped up and kicked Gou Ritian's crotch.
"Woof!" Gou Ritian was a monster anyway, but he was quick to dodge, but he was so frightened that he forgot to say anything.
"How dare you run!" Chang Xiaotu hopped and chased after her.
"Wow woof! Help... woof, Mr. Gardener... woof, won't your conscience hurt? woof, save me..." Gou Ritian stood upright like a man, running on two short hind legs He was running fast, his front paws covered between his legs, and he was being chased and ran around in the yard.
After watching it for a while, Jiang Xuan guessed that the heat was almost ready, so he quickly took out Chang Xiaotu and pushed it to one side of the seesaw.
"Jiang Xuan, what are you doing?"
"Sit down, calm down! Let me analyze the case!"
"What case?"
"Gou Ritian, come here!"
"No, no, no, she hit me!" Gou Ritian hid in the corner in fright.
"You sit on the other side of the seesaw, she can't kick you!" Jiang Xuan said.
"OK then!"
The two guys sat on the seesaw, and in Jiang Xuan's field of vision, in the middle of the seesaw, two opposing blood bars suddenly appeared.
Hatred value: Chang Xiaotu 75 VS Gou Ritian 8.
"Jiang Xuan, tell me quickly, what is the case!" Chang Xiaotu asked anxiously.
Jiang Xuan already had a nearly perfect plan, not only to experiment with the seesaw, but also to use this opportunity to fool or educate these two little monsters.
Chang Xiaotu is usually a bit reckless, not to mention Gou Ritian, who is too lustful.In the kindergarten, it's okay, if one day leaves the kindergarten, this is a problem that will suffer.
But now is not the time to explain.
"Calm down, all of you!" Jiang Xuan stepped on the seesaw.
The seesaw moved.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Xuan Yile, an eight-piece kindergarten toy set, finally got another one.
If you buy it directly, each one is worth [-] points, so it's obviously a good deal to draw one for [-] points.
The key is that these eight-piece suits should be very powerful!
The Wangyou swing last time can relieve people's sorrows, but it actually has an additional effect: it can let Jiang Xuan see what sorrows are in the hearts of the riders, and pretend to be a magic stick.
The practical function is also very strong. The kindergarten can develop healthily and everyone is full of positive energy, which has a lot to do with Wangyou Swing.
Others don't mention it. Su Yao, the big housekeeper, can get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs. Although she certainly doesn't eat worse than pigs, she definitely does more than cows. Among them, Jiang Xuan is not the only one Chicken Soup for the Soul, Wangyou Swing plays a big role.
Now this harmonious seesaw can resolve hostility and eliminate conflicts, so it must be good.
With a whoosh, there was a flash of light in the backyard. Gou Ritian was sleeping on his stomach when he suddenly felt something vaguely appearing in front of him. shelf.
"What's this?" As a dog, Teddy was naturally timid, so he jumped up from the nest in a fright, looking at the monster in front of him vigilantly.
Fortunately, Jiang Xuan walked out of the room with his hands behind his back.
"Director, a monster has fallen from the world!" Gou Ritian said fearfully.
"Don't be afraid, I made it." Jiang Xuan put his hands behind his back, ignoring Gou Ritian's confused eyes, and circled the seesaw.
The seesaw is the same as the common ones in the park, except that it is a little longer, about half the length of the normal seesaw, and the iron frame is wrapped with rubber skin, and there is a chair on each side that can accommodate one person. .
According to the introduction, the method of use is very simple, that is, let the people who have resentment sit on both sides, and play with them up and down to eliminate hostility and turn hostility into friendship.
I got a good thing, and I am a little impatient to try it out, but the kindergarten is over, and everyone in the kindergarten is my own people. Although there are occasional disturbances in normal times, it is not so hostile, let alone No rancor.
"Gou Ritian, do you want to watch the movie?" Jiang Xuan thought for a while, then raised his eyebrows at Gou Ritian.
"Think! Eh?" Gou Ritian felt that Jiang Xuan's expression was weird.
Jiang Xuan squatted down, pouted at Chang's Little Rabbit's room, and said in a low voice, "Go and steal Chang's Little Rabbit's rabbit, that is, Little Rabbit."
"Ah?!" Gou Ritian hesitated a little, watching movies is of course good, but it's too dangerous.
Chang Xiaotu treats the rabbit like a baby bump and steals her rabbit, is that okay?Chang Xiaotu will definitely go crazy.
Turning his eyes around, he must not be able to beat Chang Xiaotu. As for the head of the garden... Gou Ritian feels that he is far less favored than Chang Xiaotu, so he can't count on the head of the garden to save him, but since the head of the garden let him What the heck, if there's a real fight, the principal won't stand idly by.
And it sounds like it's actually not a big deal, just return the rabbit to her when the time comes.
Gou Ritian is a very shrewd guy, quickly calculated the pros and cons of the matter, and finally felt that this matter can be done!
"Okay, how long can I watch?"
"Well, let me add 5 minutes each time." Jiang Xuan said.
"Just 5 minutes?" Gou Ritian looked dissatisfied, 5 minutes is too short, and it is not much different from the previous two hours, so he bargained a bit and said: "Director, give me half a hour!"
"Don't give me a lion's mouth." Jiang Xuan pointed to the yard, the entrance of the 'basement', "If you don't go, I'll let Jiang Gang go!"
Gou Ritian said: "Although Jiang Gang is capable, his acting skills are not good enough to cooperate with you! Besides, I am not as agile as I am, Gou Ritian is the best choice for this kind of thing!"
"Think it over, if you don't go, there won't be a minute left." Jiang Xuan said with a straight face, "You don't want me to backtrack, do you?"
"Principal, I believe you are not such a person!" Gou Ritian continued to bargain, "If you only have 5 minutes, it can't reflect my value at all! It can't reflect the importance of your plan, sir!"
"How do you know what my plan is?"
"I don't know, but the master's plan, the precipice is the most wise!" As a stubborn monster who grew up in the city, Gou Ritian is very scheming and knows how to learn. Recently, he has learned to flatter Jiang Xuan. .
However, compared with Jiang Gang, Gou Ritian's flattering skills are obviously not proficient and brilliant, and are too superficial. Jiang Hard's flattering is so natural that he shoots a new level of ingenuity, which often surprises Jiang Xuan himself. !
Therefore, flattery must come from the heart and be sincere.
Of course, He Gou Ritian didn't need to explain this issue for the time being.
"10 minutes!" Jiang Xuan glared, "If you bargain any more, you won't have even a minute!"
"Okay, it's a deal!"
Jiang Xuan whispered in his ear: "Hurry up!"
"Look, Master Gardener, well, I will not disappoint your cultivation and expectations."
Gou Ritian sneaked into Chang's little rabbit's room, and came back after a while with the little rabbit in his mouth.
Little Rabbit didn't know what happened. She looked a little dazed, with her ears drooping, and her two front paws tucked into her chest, like a big ball of white pompom.
Jiang Xuan took the little rabbit, calmly plucked some hair from the rabbit's tail, then waved to Gou Ritian, "Okay, go back to the den."
"Is that all? Is there anything else I need to do? Mr. Gardener, you can hire me in the future, I'm very cheap!" Gou Ritian said flatteringly.
"That's it." Jiang Xuan took the rabbit to the front yard.
After a while, the door of Chang Xiaotu's room in the backyard creaked open. Chang Xiaotu probably just woke up, rubbed her eyes and came out from inside, standing in the yard and calling: "Little rabbit, little rabbit, Where did you go?"
Jiang Xuan and Gou Ritian came out of their respective dens, and Gou Ritian pretended to ask: "What happened?"
"Little rabbit is gone, I don't know where it went. Have you seen it?" Chang Xiaotu scratched her head, and said to herself strangely, "It usually sleeps at this time, it never Running around."
"Could it be eaten by the big bad wolf? I heard that someone found the big bad wolf in the mountains recently!" Gou Ritian pretended to be mysterious.
According to the previous agreement, Jiang Xuan didn't know what purpose he wanted to scare Little Rabbit Chang, and when Little Rabbit Chang got anxious, he returned Little Rabbit to him the next morning.
If it were someone else, he would definitely be curious about Jiang Xuan's motives, but Gou Ritian is a naughty guy by nature, besides the reason for the reward, he also thinks this prank is quite amusing.
"Ah? Big bad wolf!" As a rabbit, Chang Xiaotu was instinctively afraid of creatures like big bad wolves, her ears pricked up, half demonized, and she glanced vigilantly left and right.
"No, how could the big bad wolf enter the yard? Besides, aren't you the housekeeper in the yard?" Chang Xiaotu looked at Gou Ritian suspiciously: "Did you see the big bad wolf come in? Then why didn't you call?" what?"
"Forehead……"
Gou Ritian couldn't answer this question.
According to the plan, Jiang Xuan should go out next and continue to scare.
Gou Ritian glanced at Jiang Xuan, Mr. Gardener, I have perfectly completed the performance task.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xuan thought about it seriously, and said decisively: "Impossible! I haven't heard of a big bad wolf in the mountains, and our yard has been reinforced, not to mention big bad wolves, even big tigers can't get in... "
Gou Ritian was taken aback, huh?It's different from the script I said before.
"Hey, what is this?"
As Jiang Xuan spoke, his expression changed slightly, and he squatted beside Gou Ritian's nest, twirling a bunch of white hair.
"This is the hair of the little rabbit!" Chang Xiaotu recognized it at a glance, snatched it up and smelled it on the tip of her nose, and immediately flew into a rage, "Well, you Gou Ritian! You obviously saw the little rabbit! Are you right What did it do?! Why is the fur on the bunny's butt in your den?"
"What?!" Gou Ritian's mind went into a turmoil, why would the little rabbit's fur be on the edge of his nest?
very strange!Obviously handed it over to the principal?
At this moment, Jiang Xuan pointed at Gou Ritian heartbrokenly: "I didn't expect you to be such a dog! The little rabbit is still a rabbit, it doesn't even have a human form, you...you...you actually did such a thing to it thing?!"
"I... what did I do?" Gou Ritian was shocked, this accusation was too serious, "It's not the director, you..."
"Don't quibble! Oh, I understand. No wonder you said that there is a big bad wolf, just to mislead the little rabbit. The little rabbit was eaten by the big bad wolf, so as to cover up your crime!"
On the side, Chang Xiaotu has already turned into a demon, her big teeth are shining coldly, her eyes are blood red, and she clenches her fists tightly.
"Okay, I understand too! Director, you deliberately tricked me!" Gou Ritian grinned in protest, not bullying dogs like this.
"Why did Jiang Xuan lie to you, don't make excuses, I'll kill you!" Chang Xiaotu ignored his excuse, jumped up and kicked Gou Ritian's crotch.
"Woof!" Gou Ritian was a monster anyway, but he was quick to dodge, but he was so frightened that he forgot to say anything.
"How dare you run!" Chang Xiaotu hopped and chased after her.
"Wow woof! Help... woof, Mr. Gardener... woof, won't your conscience hurt? woof, save me..." Gou Ritian stood upright like a man, running on two short hind legs He was running fast, his front paws covered between his legs, and he was being chased and ran around in the yard.
After watching it for a while, Jiang Xuan guessed that the heat was almost ready, so he quickly took out Chang Xiaotu and pushed it to one side of the seesaw.
"Jiang Xuan, what are you doing?"
"Sit down, calm down! Let me analyze the case!"
"What case?"
"Gou Ritian, come here!"
"No, no, no, she hit me!" Gou Ritian hid in the corner in fright.
"You sit on the other side of the seesaw, she can't kick you!" Jiang Xuan said.
"OK then!"
The two guys sat on the seesaw, and in Jiang Xuan's field of vision, in the middle of the seesaw, two opposing blood bars suddenly appeared.
Hatred value: Chang Xiaotu 75 VS Gou Ritian 8.
"Jiang Xuan, tell me quickly, what is the case!" Chang Xiaotu asked anxiously.
Jiang Xuan already had a nearly perfect plan, not only to experiment with the seesaw, but also to use this opportunity to fool or educate these two little monsters.
Chang Xiaotu is usually a bit reckless, not to mention Gou Ritian, who is too lustful.In the kindergarten, it's okay, if one day leaves the kindergarten, this is a problem that will suffer.
But now is not the time to explain.
"Calm down, all of you!" Jiang Xuan stepped on the seesaw.
The seesaw moved.
(End of this chapter)
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