Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 1 Nanshan Kindergarten

"Jiang Xuan, you can do it. I didn't realize that you are so capable before! I went to three kindergartens for internship, and was complained by parents three times in a row! You are now a legend in our school, and you are blacklisted in the industry, do you know that?"

Lao Liu, head teacher and counselor of the Kindergarten Class of Binhai Normal University, slapped a stack of practice materials on the table and became furious.

"The first kindergarten raised the little girls high and made them cry. The second kindergarten played the little boy's dick? I said, are you a psychopath? The third kindergarten, hehe, you have reached a new height. Send all the children in a class to the mountains to feed monsters? The children are all psychologically shadowed and dare not come to the kindergarten, okay? Parents complain to the kindergarten, and the kindergarten complains to the school. You just wait to be punished!"

Jiang Xuan, a senior student, stood opposite him with a habitually innocent look on his face.

He has long been used to being bullied by all the girls in the class and the female teacher in front of him, and he has summed up an experience. When a woman is angry, don't argue with her.

As the only boy among the 36 students in the kindergarten teacher class, Jiang Xuan once naively thought that he would usher in a wonderful four years and become the beauty of all the girls in the class.

Facts have proved that he is immature, and the routines in the kindergarten class are far deeper than he imagined.

"Jiang Xuan, please treat me to dinner at noon. My meal card is out of money... What, no money? Are you a man?"

"Brother Xiaoxuan, can you help me fetch water? I'm not feeling well today. Why are there six water bottles? Alas, all the sisters in the dormitory are not feeling well... What, can't lift it? Are you a man!"

"Xiaoxuan, next week's sports meeting, the 1000m, 3000m, 5000m, and the shot put are all taken care of. Who will let you be the only reliable boy in our class... What, can't handle it? You Is it a man!"

"Jiang Xuan, the senior in the physical education department is so annoying. He pesters me all day long. You pretend to be my boyfriend and act as a shield. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. His brothers are both professionals in the Sanda team. There is a limit to hitting someone... What, no. ?Are you a man!"

As the only real man in the class, Jiang Xuan is the bosom brother, shield and humanoid coolie of the girls in the class, struggling to survive in this sudden sudden change of style all the year round.

There is only one reason why I chose this preschool teacher major: this major is free of tuition, and the state also subsidizes part of the living expenses.

As an orphan without a father or mother, Jiang Xuan didn't have many choices.

The fourth year is the internship year, and it seems that I can finally escape the fire pit.

According to the school's arrangement, Jiang Xuan went to a kindergarten in the city for an internship. In actual work, he realized that these brats were really not that easy to deal with.

For the first time, the little girl always imagined that she had a pair of invisible wings. She often climbed to the railing of the balcony on the second floor without the teacher noticing, and almost fell to her death once.

Jiang Xuan raised her up high to tell her that not only do you not have a bird, you don't even have a bird feather, you can't fly at all, and don't do these dangerous moves in the future.

The second time, the little boy in the big class bullied the little girl in the small class, and took out his penis to urinate on her every now and then!

As a people's teacher, if Jiang Xuan turns a blind eye to this little boy because his father is the leader of the Education Bureau, his conscience will hurt!
The third time, Jiang Xuan confessed, a female teacher who had just graduated from the internship kindergarten came to the internship, she was a disabled person, a dozen or so children in the class were running around in the classroom, and a few naughty children deliberately bumped into her. The female teacher's wheelchair, the order of the class is flying, if Jiang Xuan didn't jump out and yell, "If you make trouble again, I will send you to the mountain to feed the monsters", this new teacher might be dismissed that day.

So there was the opening scene.

"According to this, you are still reasonable, so why don't the school give you a certificate, hold a commendation meeting or something?"

Old Liu rolled his eyes to the sky and said angrily: "Tell me, you are usually a good person, your academic performance is also top-notch, and you are so popular in the class, why do you like to hang out with those little kids? Take it seriously. I told you a long time ago that you are going for an internship, so don't meddle in so many other things... Look at your resume, it's just a piece of black history. Which kindergarten dares to let you do an internship? How will you find a job in the future? "

Lao Liu's name is Liu Ting. In fact, he is not very old. He graduated from graduate school and stayed in school. He is only 26 or 7 years old. Counting, he is Jiang Xuan's senior sister. Jiang Xuan took good care of him, she got angry at Jiang Xuan, half of it was anger, half of it was anxiety, and she was anxious for Jiang Xuan.

Other students can’t find a job after graduation, and their parents can still get along with each other. If it’s really impossible, they will be old for two years. With their parents, they won’t starve to death. But Jiang Xuan is different. It doesn’t matter what he wants. If he can’t graduate immediately Going to work, you will directly face the problem of survival.

Jiang Xuan knew that Lao Liu was a typical knife-mouthed and tofu-hearted, so he laughed and listened to Lao Liu scolding for a while, and when she vented her anger, he brought Lao Liu a glass of water with a smile and said, "Teacher, calm down."

Old Liu took the teacup, glared at him, then slowed down his tone, and said, "I know that you don't take it seriously when I say these words, but what can I do? Now, these parents are getting more and more irritated, and they are always using mobile phone videos to surf the Internet. You can't be beaten or scolded..."

He snorted a few times, and then changed the topic: "But those parents are really assholes, especially the kid who pees everywhere, oh, let his kid bully others, and he has the nerve to come to the school to complain!"

"It's all my fault that I didn't handle it well. Be sure to pay attention next time!"

"Is there another time? Let me tell you, you are already famous in the industry and on the blacklist! Which company will still want you?!"

"No way, it's really not possible, I can go to kindergartens in rural towns and towns."

"There are no kindergartens in the countryside!"

Lao Liu glared at him, opened the drawer, and threw a form over angrily, "This is the last time, I entrusted several layers of classmates, and I used up all the favors I had back then, so I found it for you." An internship unit, fill out the form and report!"

As she said that, she caressed her rising and falling chest angrily, "Oh, I'm really going to be so mad at you."

Jiang Xuan picked up the form, and on the top of the form was written "Enrollment Information for Intern Teachers of Nanshan Kindergarten, Binhai City".

"Oh, by the way, this Nanshan Kindergarten is quite far away, please pay attention to your own safety." Before leaving, Liu Ting said casually.

Jiang Xuan nodded vigorously, straightened his body and said: "Teacher, don't worry, if I really encounter a monster, I will beat her to death with a stick!"

"You monster, I mean, I want you to pay attention to traffic safety on the road!"

(End of this chapter)