God-level procurement

Chapter 1 Traveling to pay taxes first

"Snapped".

Yu Chao quickly ignited Gen Jiaozi, took a deep breath, and after the faint mint-flavored smoke was filtered out of his lungs, his panic seemed to be relieved a little, and his chaotic thoughts finally came back into order.

Did I really time travel just now?

Yes, it must be, it must be!

Yu Chao took a look at the tiny bits of soil left on his palms, the traces left by some gravel on his chest, and the pieces of dead grass accidentally hung on his toes, and he confirmed this incredible fact.

but
Why can't I travel through time autonomously when I am awake?

at least,

Anyway, let me wear a pair of pants before going over?

Wearing only a pair of underpants is indecent!

Am I shameless?

The memory seems to have become a little fuzzy. Speaking of which, after waking up from sleep, a sudden panic event occurs, and when you turn around and think about what happened in the dream, you probably won't remember much!

Yu Chao vaguely recalled that when he went downstairs to pick up takeaway at midnight last night, he accidentally fell and passed out.If the delivery guy hadn't found out, maybe he should be in the hospital right now.

After that, because I was worried about something wrong with my body, I hastily ordered takeaway, and then fell asleep in a daze.

As for what happened in the dream, Yu Chao only vaguely remembered that he encountered a very ancient system and fooled him like a primitive person, but in the end he cleverly completed the ultimate task set by the system.

As for what exactly happened, I really can't remember.

Well, let's go on, it's a bit blurry, think again.

By the way, that guy seemed to be a little stuck or broke down, and finally said that he entrusted the reward to the totem designated by Yu Chao, and then disappeared.

I really can't remember anything else in the dream.

In other words, why would I time travel?
Hey, wait a minute, this time travel, isn't it the so-called reward?
Nonsence!

What a god reward!

A person travels through the past wearing a pair of underpants without bringing anything, especially in his sleep, what if something unexpected happens?

What kind of reward is this!
If it wasn't for being awakened by the cold ground and the stones that put people on it, Yu Chao doubted whether he would be able to come back safe and sound.

Especially when he crossed that place, there were mounds all around, and the wooden boards standing in front of the mound didn't even need to guess, you knew it was a cemetery.

What kind of experience is it to wake up and find yourself surrounded by a cemetery?

Fortunately, his first reaction was to say in his heart "This is a dream, I want to go back", and then he really came back, otherwise his heart might not be able to bear it under panic, maybe he can really sing cool.

Yu Chao took two more puffs of his cigarette, extinguished it, washed and dressed, and went out.

32 years of life lessons have taught him that the more anxious things are, the less anxious they are, and there may be better ways to deal with them after calming down.

Of course, it might be worse, who knows!

Came to the long-lost small noodle shop on the street, extravagantly ordered a large bowl of beef rice noodles, filled my stomach happily, threw down a ten-yuan bill proudly, and walked away with my head held high, a cigarette in my mouth, and my relatives did not recognize it. Back lease.

We are also people with golden fingers, do we need to save money?
Cough, low-key, must be low-key.

As the saying goes: wealth is not revealed.

Nowadays, I like to mention golden fingers, even if our strength does not allow us to keep a low profile, but just think about the few banknotes in the wallet, and we must endure when it is time to bear.

As a prolific online writer, there is still no shortage of basic online knowledge reserves. Even if you are not capable of writing a successful novel, you still know the basic common sense necessary for time travel.

First of all, what is certain is that he can travel back and forth, which is the source of Yu Chao's confidence.

Secondly, I'm not sure what kind of place that side is, whether there is any danger, etc., I can't go through without preparation, at least there must be a guarantee of life safety.

For example: Seeing that the situation is not good, slip back immediately.

Thirdly, it is necessary to determine the time velocity ratio of the two worlds in order to coordinate in time.

It is also necessary to collect other necessary and useful information, such as what materials in other worlds can be exchanged for money in the real world, and what materials should be used to replace them.

So far, what useful information has been obtained?
Judging from the short travel process, since the cemetery was discovered, it meant that there must be people living nearby, and it was basically certain that it was a world with a certain level of civilization.

And based on the broken wooden boards with almost no epitaphs and the graves full of mud, it can be inferred that the people there must live in poverty, maybe there are no literate people, so the basic living materials are also lacking.

Very good, it turns out that my brain is not rigid, I am quite smart!

Yu Chao nodded complacently at first, then a look of disappointment suddenly appeared on his face, he shook his head and sighed, with a feeling of being underappreciated.

"What's the use of being smart? If it's useless in the right place, it's not for nothing!" Yu Chao laughed at himself.

All the way back to the rental house with emotion, Yu Chao randomly found a piece of advertising paper on the table, poured out the remaining salt in the seasoning box, and wrapped it properly.

After thinking and thinking, the first time I tested the water, or the first time I traveled in a formal sense, I brought too many things for fear of being difficult to explain, so I simply stopped bringing other supplies.

If it weren't for the fact that he really didn't know the humanities there, Yu Chao would have decided to follow the Romans and change his clothes!

As for the issue of personal safety, please, without thermal weapons, what is the use of bringing things such as controlled knives?

As for Yu Chao’s physique in a ruined house, he was exhausted after running 50 meters, and he was so cowardly that he had to stay away to watch people quarrel. No matter how sharp a weapon is, how useful it is in danger?
In order not to give away people's heads, ahem, for the sake of safety, it's better to order on the whiteboard.

As for the salt, there is nothing to say.

It doesn't matter which dynasty or generation it is, and it doesn't matter what the situation is there, as long as the people there are poor, salt is a necessity, and it is worth two dollars no matter what, it is one of the necessary materials for crossing.

"Huh, come on, time travel!"

[Please prepay the cross-border tax of 100 yuan. 】

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Yu Chao suddenly felt a black line on his forehead, I am not very good at math, how many digits is this?

Emmm, if I have so much money, what can I wear when I am full!
"No, system? Are you alive again?"

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"Don't pretend to be dead! Come on, tell me, what does this prepaid cross-border tax mean? Is it possible that I have to pay for crossing once? The key is how is the money calculated?"

It seemed that he didn't want to talk to Yu Chao, or was too lazy to talk, a virtual page appeared directly in front of Yu Chao.

[The list of prepaid cross-border tax is as follows:]

[One piece of wrapping paper: 100 yuan, Note: Knowledge is priceless, and for the time being, only limited numbers can be used to buy it. 】

[Salt (389 grams): 400 yuan, note: [-] yuan per gram of salt, less than [-] yuan, calculated according to the full value. 】

[Sandals and slippers: 30000 yuan, Note: Chemical products are special luxury goods. 】

[Cotton shorts: 100 yuan, note: In order to prevent indecency and embarrass people all over the world, in addition to underwear, one extra piece is calculated according to the material and size. 】

[Note: Cash transactions, no credit! 】

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I don't know if I should say MMP or not!
　Due to some unexplainable reasons, the article was published in advance, and an update is tentatively scheduled. If there are irresistible factors, please forgive me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)