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Chapter 76 Dried This Bottle of Vodka
Chapter 76 Dried This Bottle of Vodka
Bang!
The passenger plane shook again, Chu Hao got up directly, picked up the vodka on the dining car, and blew a bottle at that time.
ton ton ton ton...
"what!!!"
Shaking his head, "Wuhu!!!"
awesome!
Work hard!
Lucia, a blond girl on the other side of the aisle, was dumbfounded at the time.
"Shoot!!!"
Maomei looked at Chu Hao with great emotion, then rushed up to hug Chu Hao and chewed on him, then babbled in Lucia dialect, which Chu Hao couldn't understand, but she thought Maomei was really good.
"Don't worry! Davari's!!"
"When encountering difficulties, let's not be afraid!"
"Face it with a smile~~~"
"Ulla!!!!!!"
But he saw Chu Hao rushing directly to the cabin door, "Lower the height!"
At this time, the altitude is 600, and the altitude is lowered by one, which is [-] meters.
The captain responded on the walkie-talkie: "What?!"
"I am Chu Hao, a first-level operator of the Special Incident Joint Response Department! Now, I order you to lower your altitude!!!!"
"..."
Bang!
The passenger plane shook again, even if it didn't lower its altitude, it had to lower its altitude.
"clear!!"
The reason why the captain agreed was because he found that the radio had failed, and he couldn't even send "Mayday", which was simply heartless.
I have never encountered such a situation.
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!"
Useless...
The cabin has not yet lost pressure, and a rapid descent will bring weightlessness, but Chu Hao continued to shout with a bottle of vodka in his hand: "Everyone, don't be afraid!! There is a big bird lying on the plane outside now!! This is not a problem!! The country There is a plan! If you want to ask what the plan is! That is... I am here!"
click!
laugh!
call! ! ! ! ! ! !
The moment the cabin door was opened, the entire cabin was in a mess, but Chu Hao remained motionless, with one hand holding out vodka and the other stretching out: "Hammer!"
Bang!
There's a big hole in the luggage compartment...
board!board!mount...
The alarm sounded, but in front of everyone, Chu Hao held vodka in one hand and a "pumpkin hammer" in the other: "Serve the people!!!"
Then jumped out.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The entire first class cabin was wearing oxygen masks and was stunned.
Lucia's blond girl, who just hugged Chu Hao and kissed her wildly, was extremely shocked. She felt that this Chinese hunk was different. He was the embodiment of handsomeness and courage. Unlike Lucia's country man, who either beat his wife or was drunk. Wife beating, trash.
It's just that this handsome and courageous embodiment jumped out of the plane...
Chu Hao, who was drunk, flew to the front of the plane with a pumpkin hammer in his hand, and gestured downwards in front of the windshield. The captain and co-pilot were dumbfounded.
"What the hell was that just now?!"
"Damn it, that person, what the hell..."
"Fuck, is that guy flying?"
"Fuck..."
The golden melon hammer took Chu Hao to the top of the plane's fuselage. The plane was descending rapidly, and the cabin had already experienced weightlessness.
At this moment, Chu Hao could see clearly what was on the other side.
It is indeed a big bird. A normal bird cannot fly into the stratosphere, but obviously, this bird is different. It looks like the "JP01" mutant crayfish, and it is also mutated.
"Listen, little bird! I am Chu Hao, a special policeman from the Feihu Road Police Station in Langya District! You have violated the National Aircraft Management Regulations! What you are doing now is a terrorist attack!!!!"
"..."
Although Chu Hao didn't have much research on mutated monsters, Lao Tie from the "Special Service Department" once said that most mutated monsters have a certain amount of wisdom.
Especially those social animals with relatively high intelligence, once mutated, will have an IQ similar to that of adult humans.
At present, the "Special Joint Department" has a secret establishment, which is issued to dolphins, golden monkeys, elephants, and tigers. It is a special move to deal with special situations.
I don't understand anything else. Anyway, seeing such a bird, it can understand human speech by default.
"啾~~"
"..."
This bird's cry is really cute and soft, but in terms of appearance, it is a large eagle with a wingspan of about 18 meters.
The eagle's beak is like a crescent moon, and its wings are like ice and snow.
This was a large white eagle that looked very fierce, but as soon as Chu Hao appeared, it retracted its wings, just holding on to the wings, and looked at Chu Hao motionless, like a sparrow on a wire.
"Go down!"
Holding a hammer, Chu Hao yelled at the big white eagle, "Destroying public property is not as good as your juice~~"
"啾~~"
The big eagle was very smart and jumped up and got off the plane. The entire passenger plane almost rolled over, but it trembled slightly and immediately returned to stability.
Then Chu Hao lay on the nose of the plane and tapped on the windshield: "It's crooked~~ It's okay, it can be opened normally!"
"..."
"..."
Got up and took another big gulp of vodka, Chu Hao took out a business card and threw it to the big white eagle: "The turtle has added chaos to the country~~ What's the matter, go to the Tiezhu Building in Langya District to find Me!! I’m going on a business trip in the next half month! You’ve done something wrong~~ Let’s go!”
"啾~~"
Otherwise, the business card should be made bigger, Chu Hao took out his own business card, it was called a big one.
Throwing it over, the white eagle caught it.
At this time, the plane was flying smoothly, and everything seemed to have returned to calm, but the passengers in the economy class were still in shock. While panicking, some people took out their mobile phones and took a selfie.
"Bird!!!!!!"
The big white eagle flew with the passenger plane for more than a minute. No matter whether it was first class, economy class or the captain's cabin, everyone was taking pictures frantically.
Wouldn’t it be a loss if I didn’t take pictures?
Boom!
Chu Hao got in through the hatch, and then miraculously closed the hatch again.
Soon, the air pressure in the cabin returned to normal.
"Wood drops~~"
When Lucia Mao saw that Chu Hao was back, she unbuckled her seat belt, pulled Chu Hao on the chair and kissed him wildly.
"Not so polite!"
"Davari's!"
"This is what I should do!!"
As he said that, Chu Hao took the empty bottle of vodka and said to the flight attendant, "Remember to go to Laobaigan next time!!!!"
"Uh-huh!!"
The entire first-class cabin was extremely quiet. The captain began to report the situation, and the radio returned to normal. There was also news from Edo Airport. The aircraft inspection was affirmative, but encountering an abnormal situation like a giant raptor in the stratosphere also made the Edo Airport was under control.
A large number of armed personnel from special departments have taken over the airport.
Chu Hao took out his mobile phone and made a call directly on the plane to the Feihu Road Police Station in Langya District.
"Wai~~ Director, hiccup~ Yes, you know? Urgent news? Yes, yes, there is such a big bird, white. It took my business card, and I thought it seemed to be very polite. So I didn't knock it to death. Yes, yes, it's white, with a wingspan of about eight meters. What? The 'Special Liaison Department' is going to shoot it down? Can you give me a fucking face? No? What bastard wouldn't? Believe it or not, I’m quitting?”
"..."
Situ Haodong was speechless, holding the phone and pointing, looking helplessly at the colleagues who rushed over from the "Special Union Department".
"Hang up the director, I have a hairy girl here who is getting old, what the hell!!"
"Old Chu! What happened!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
Bang!
The passenger plane shook again, Chu Hao got up directly, picked up the vodka on the dining car, and blew a bottle at that time.
ton ton ton ton...
"what!!!"
Shaking his head, "Wuhu!!!"
awesome!
Work hard!
Lucia, a blond girl on the other side of the aisle, was dumbfounded at the time.
"Shoot!!!"
Maomei looked at Chu Hao with great emotion, then rushed up to hug Chu Hao and chewed on him, then babbled in Lucia dialect, which Chu Hao couldn't understand, but she thought Maomei was really good.
"Don't worry! Davari's!!"
"When encountering difficulties, let's not be afraid!"
"Face it with a smile~~~"
"Ulla!!!!!!"
But he saw Chu Hao rushing directly to the cabin door, "Lower the height!"
At this time, the altitude is 600, and the altitude is lowered by one, which is [-] meters.
The captain responded on the walkie-talkie: "What?!"
"I am Chu Hao, a first-level operator of the Special Incident Joint Response Department! Now, I order you to lower your altitude!!!!"
"..."
Bang!
The passenger plane shook again, even if it didn't lower its altitude, it had to lower its altitude.
"clear!!"
The reason why the captain agreed was because he found that the radio had failed, and he couldn't even send "Mayday", which was simply heartless.
I have never encountered such a situation.
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!"
Useless...
The cabin has not yet lost pressure, and a rapid descent will bring weightlessness, but Chu Hao continued to shout with a bottle of vodka in his hand: "Everyone, don't be afraid!! There is a big bird lying on the plane outside now!! This is not a problem!! The country There is a plan! If you want to ask what the plan is! That is... I am here!"
click!
laugh!
call! ! ! ! ! ! !
The moment the cabin door was opened, the entire cabin was in a mess, but Chu Hao remained motionless, with one hand holding out vodka and the other stretching out: "Hammer!"
Bang!
There's a big hole in the luggage compartment...
board!board!mount...
The alarm sounded, but in front of everyone, Chu Hao held vodka in one hand and a "pumpkin hammer" in the other: "Serve the people!!!"
Then jumped out.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The entire first class cabin was wearing oxygen masks and was stunned.
Lucia's blond girl, who just hugged Chu Hao and kissed her wildly, was extremely shocked. She felt that this Chinese hunk was different. He was the embodiment of handsomeness and courage. Unlike Lucia's country man, who either beat his wife or was drunk. Wife beating, trash.
It's just that this handsome and courageous embodiment jumped out of the plane...
Chu Hao, who was drunk, flew to the front of the plane with a pumpkin hammer in his hand, and gestured downwards in front of the windshield. The captain and co-pilot were dumbfounded.
"What the hell was that just now?!"
"Damn it, that person, what the hell..."
"Fuck, is that guy flying?"
"Fuck..."
The golden melon hammer took Chu Hao to the top of the plane's fuselage. The plane was descending rapidly, and the cabin had already experienced weightlessness.
At this moment, Chu Hao could see clearly what was on the other side.
It is indeed a big bird. A normal bird cannot fly into the stratosphere, but obviously, this bird is different. It looks like the "JP01" mutant crayfish, and it is also mutated.
"Listen, little bird! I am Chu Hao, a special policeman from the Feihu Road Police Station in Langya District! You have violated the National Aircraft Management Regulations! What you are doing now is a terrorist attack!!!!"
"..."
Although Chu Hao didn't have much research on mutated monsters, Lao Tie from the "Special Service Department" once said that most mutated monsters have a certain amount of wisdom.
Especially those social animals with relatively high intelligence, once mutated, will have an IQ similar to that of adult humans.
At present, the "Special Joint Department" has a secret establishment, which is issued to dolphins, golden monkeys, elephants, and tigers. It is a special move to deal with special situations.
I don't understand anything else. Anyway, seeing such a bird, it can understand human speech by default.
"啾~~"
"..."
This bird's cry is really cute and soft, but in terms of appearance, it is a large eagle with a wingspan of about 18 meters.
The eagle's beak is like a crescent moon, and its wings are like ice and snow.
This was a large white eagle that looked very fierce, but as soon as Chu Hao appeared, it retracted its wings, just holding on to the wings, and looked at Chu Hao motionless, like a sparrow on a wire.
"Go down!"
Holding a hammer, Chu Hao yelled at the big white eagle, "Destroying public property is not as good as your juice~~"
"啾~~"
The big eagle was very smart and jumped up and got off the plane. The entire passenger plane almost rolled over, but it trembled slightly and immediately returned to stability.
Then Chu Hao lay on the nose of the plane and tapped on the windshield: "It's crooked~~ It's okay, it can be opened normally!"
"..."
"..."
Got up and took another big gulp of vodka, Chu Hao took out a business card and threw it to the big white eagle: "The turtle has added chaos to the country~~ What's the matter, go to the Tiezhu Building in Langya District to find Me!! I’m going on a business trip in the next half month! You’ve done something wrong~~ Let’s go!”
"啾~~"
Otherwise, the business card should be made bigger, Chu Hao took out his own business card, it was called a big one.
Throwing it over, the white eagle caught it.
At this time, the plane was flying smoothly, and everything seemed to have returned to calm, but the passengers in the economy class were still in shock. While panicking, some people took out their mobile phones and took a selfie.
"Bird!!!!!!"
The big white eagle flew with the passenger plane for more than a minute. No matter whether it was first class, economy class or the captain's cabin, everyone was taking pictures frantically.
Wouldn’t it be a loss if I didn’t take pictures?
Boom!
Chu Hao got in through the hatch, and then miraculously closed the hatch again.
Soon, the air pressure in the cabin returned to normal.
"Wood drops~~"
When Lucia Mao saw that Chu Hao was back, she unbuckled her seat belt, pulled Chu Hao on the chair and kissed him wildly.
"Not so polite!"
"Davari's!"
"This is what I should do!!"
As he said that, Chu Hao took the empty bottle of vodka and said to the flight attendant, "Remember to go to Laobaigan next time!!!!"
"Uh-huh!!"
The entire first-class cabin was extremely quiet. The captain began to report the situation, and the radio returned to normal. There was also news from Edo Airport. The aircraft inspection was affirmative, but encountering an abnormal situation like a giant raptor in the stratosphere also made the Edo Airport was under control.
A large number of armed personnel from special departments have taken over the airport.
Chu Hao took out his mobile phone and made a call directly on the plane to the Feihu Road Police Station in Langya District.
"Wai~~ Director, hiccup~ Yes, you know? Urgent news? Yes, yes, there is such a big bird, white. It took my business card, and I thought it seemed to be very polite. So I didn't knock it to death. Yes, yes, it's white, with a wingspan of about eight meters. What? The 'Special Liaison Department' is going to shoot it down? Can you give me a fucking face? No? What bastard wouldn't? Believe it or not, I’m quitting?”
"..."
Situ Haodong was speechless, holding the phone and pointing, looking helplessly at the colleagues who rushed over from the "Special Union Department".
"Hang up the director, I have a hairy girl here who is getting old, what the hell!!"
"Old Chu! What happened!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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