I'm a martial arts genius
Chapter 58 Music and Dance
Chapter 58 Music and Dance
"You're still pretending like this. You're so talkative. I'm giving you face?"
Chu Hao said "hammer" again, and saw a hammer flying into his hand in the artificial river in full view.
"Fuck! This hammer can fly!"
"What kind of hammer is this!"
"It's a hammer for a hammer!"
"Your Majesty, hurry up and educate everyone about science!"
"My lord, no, Mr. Chu, is there still time for me to become a teacher?"
"Mr. Chu, you are so awesome! I am student No. 17 Ma Xiaoyun. I have been telling my family that Mr. Chu..."
The entire live broadcast room went crazy at that time, not only because Chu Hao went up to hit it with a hammer, and not only because there were a lot of high-tech weapons around, but the live broadcast room really couldn't understand this flying hammer.
"My friends, worry too much. This hammer has its own power, which is similar to magnetic levitation. It is a high-tech. I can't explain it clearly for a while, but it is quite scientific anyway."
Chu Hao explained it briefly, and the entire live broadcast room believed it at that time.
If you don’t understand it, it’s high technology, which is normal.
"Okay, friends, don't worry now. There is no need to be afraid to deal with this kind of violent criminals. It's useless to put on a show, and it's not good. Don't you know? Under the punishment of the hammer of justice, he should be let into the water We must let him go into the water. Alright friends, we have to salvage it next time, the old boy is very arrogant, we can’t let him run away~~”
After saying that, Chu Hao jumped up, plunged into the water, and 2 minutes later, Dongfang Diantian was fished out.
The middle-aged old man was still smoking, spraying water from time to time, chi chi spraying water, still angry.
"Fuck? Still alive?"
"It's amazing, it's still alive after being hit by such a hammer, awesome!"
"Watching other people's live broadcasts lately is not interesting at all, and the prince is so excited."
"That's necessary. The first-person FPS is just like that. If it's really exciting, you have to watch 'Sin Buster'."
"I'm ready to apprentice. I feel that Wang Ye's 'Hunyuan Xingyi Taijimen' should not be funny."
"Didn't it mean that they are all elementary school subjects at present?"
"Isn't it nice to have a name?"
"I'll go, my lord, why are you picking up that moso bamboo?"
In the live broadcast room, someone finally found out that Chu Hao didn't take care of Dongfang Diantian. A speedboat drove over, and the armed personnel of the "Special Forces" in power armor looked at Chu Hao speechlessly.
Originally, they were all planning to leave, and it was a serious matter to lock up Dongfang Diantian first.
But Chu Hao stopped them, saying that there was still something to do.
"Director Tie, what is Chu Hao doing?"
"What do you care about him? Anyway, Dongfang Diantian has been caught. When the 'Money Gang' wants to find something, there is no reason."
"Director Tie, Chu Hao planted the bamboo in the river."
"..."
"Director Tie, he woke up Dongfang Diantian."
"Look, let's talk about it."
Lao Tie also had a strange expression on his face, what exactly does Chu Hao want to do?
On the speedboat, Chu Hao said to a policeman wearing power armor next to him, "Brother, can this boat connect to Bluetooth?"
"Uh... yes."
"Continue, connect, connect. This is my 'Little Smart' 2S mobile phone. Is there any signal?"
Bluetooth is connected!
Voices came from the speedboat's speakers.
"Damn it? It sounds so good, I knew you were well equipped, and the boats all have their own speakers."
After finishing speaking, Chu Hao opened "Wang Yi Yun", clicked on "If I were a DJ, would you still love me?" "This song, the entire artificial river surface, suddenly the music sounded.
“You don’t follow martial ethics!!!!!!”
Dongfang Diantian was furious and was about to fight with Chu Hao, but before he could use his strength, he got hit on the head again.
Bang!
"..."
"..."
"pain."
"Pain +1"
"Pain +2"
"Pain +10086"
"What a fight."
"Does this count as intentional harm?"
"You know the basket, don't you see that the other party is going to fight hard? This old guy's fists are hard, so he is destined to violently resist with hurting people. It is very reasonable for the prince to do this."
“Very reasonable +1”
“Very reasonable +233”
Not to mention, when the veteran on the helicopter clicked on the live broadcast software, he had a strong sense of substitution.
The first-person flattening of the East is a bit of a field, so can you be upset?
"You're still crazy, aren't you? Damn you, I'll tear down your 'Money Gang' sooner or later. If you have the guts, come to Langya District. I, Chu Hao, will change my name and surname in Tiezhu Mansion!"
As he said that, Chu Hao pointed at Dongfang Diantian with his "golden hammer", "Now let me dance with a bamboo pole!!! Pole dance!!!"
"..."
Bang!
Facing the speechless Dongfang Diantian, it was another blow to go up.
"Jump or not!"
"Too much deceit! A scholar can be killed, but not..."
Bang!
"Jump or not?!"
Chu Hao said and turned the camera around, "Friends, the next scene is a bit cruel, so I won't show it, but you can listen to the sound."
A few policemen in power armor next to him thought about blocking them, but seeing Chu Hao's berserk appearance, if this lunatic hammered them at such a close distance, wouldn't it be worthwhile?
Stepping on Dongfang Diantian's wrist, he broke it with a hammer.
"what!!!!!!"
"Jump or not?"
"You kind of killed me!!!"
"You think beautiful."
Great Mercy and Great Compassion take over from Heaven!
He directly took his hand back, and before Dongfang Otada could react, he picked up the "Pumpkin Hammer" and hit it again!
Click!
It broke again.
"what!!!!!!"
"Jump or not?"
"Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!!!"
"Do you want to fart, dance or not?"
Great Mercy and Great Compassion take over from Heaven!
Pick it up again, and then another hammer.
Several power armor policemen nearby were numb and even trembled uncontrollably. Such people were designated to have mental illness.
"Jump! Jump! I jump! I jump! I jump! Stop fighting! Stop torturing me! I jump! I jump!"
"Wouldn't this be the end of the matter? You have to be tough. What's the point of being tough? I can't cure you anymore."
As he said that, Chu Hao set up his mobile phone, and in the whole live broadcast room, he saw a wet old man standing on the side of the boat, holding a moso bamboo, dancing there with a sad and indignant face—pole dancing.
"Iron, Director Iron?"
"Don't provoke Chu Hao, this is a pervert."
"oh oh……"
Lao Tie was also a little panicked, but he forgot that the helicopter's searchlight was still on.
Ever since, on the artificial river in Langya District, it was like a concert on the surface of the water.
Starring: Dongfang Datian.
Accompaniment: "If I were DJ, would you still love me?" 》
Lighting: "Special Liaison Department" Emergency Riot Brigade
Director: Master of Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Sect, head teacher of "Quality Education Intensive Class" in No. 33 Middle School, specially recruited policeman from Feihu Road Police Station in Langya District... Chu Hao.
After the song was played, Dongfang Diantian's spirit was completely sluggish, but Chu Hao was still very calm.
"Go ahead and play the music."
"Go ahead and dance."
Chu Hao shouted excitedly seeing the surge in the number of people online in the live broadcast room.
(End of this chapter)
"You're still pretending like this. You're so talkative. I'm giving you face?"
Chu Hao said "hammer" again, and saw a hammer flying into his hand in the artificial river in full view.
"Fuck! This hammer can fly!"
"What kind of hammer is this!"
"It's a hammer for a hammer!"
"Your Majesty, hurry up and educate everyone about science!"
"My lord, no, Mr. Chu, is there still time for me to become a teacher?"
"Mr. Chu, you are so awesome! I am student No. 17 Ma Xiaoyun. I have been telling my family that Mr. Chu..."
The entire live broadcast room went crazy at that time, not only because Chu Hao went up to hit it with a hammer, and not only because there were a lot of high-tech weapons around, but the live broadcast room really couldn't understand this flying hammer.
"My friends, worry too much. This hammer has its own power, which is similar to magnetic levitation. It is a high-tech. I can't explain it clearly for a while, but it is quite scientific anyway."
Chu Hao explained it briefly, and the entire live broadcast room believed it at that time.
If you don’t understand it, it’s high technology, which is normal.
"Okay, friends, don't worry now. There is no need to be afraid to deal with this kind of violent criminals. It's useless to put on a show, and it's not good. Don't you know? Under the punishment of the hammer of justice, he should be let into the water We must let him go into the water. Alright friends, we have to salvage it next time, the old boy is very arrogant, we can’t let him run away~~”
After saying that, Chu Hao jumped up, plunged into the water, and 2 minutes later, Dongfang Diantian was fished out.
The middle-aged old man was still smoking, spraying water from time to time, chi chi spraying water, still angry.
"Fuck? Still alive?"
"It's amazing, it's still alive after being hit by such a hammer, awesome!"
"Watching other people's live broadcasts lately is not interesting at all, and the prince is so excited."
"That's necessary. The first-person FPS is just like that. If it's really exciting, you have to watch 'Sin Buster'."
"I'm ready to apprentice. I feel that Wang Ye's 'Hunyuan Xingyi Taijimen' should not be funny."
"Didn't it mean that they are all elementary school subjects at present?"
"Isn't it nice to have a name?"
"I'll go, my lord, why are you picking up that moso bamboo?"
In the live broadcast room, someone finally found out that Chu Hao didn't take care of Dongfang Diantian. A speedboat drove over, and the armed personnel of the "Special Forces" in power armor looked at Chu Hao speechlessly.
Originally, they were all planning to leave, and it was a serious matter to lock up Dongfang Diantian first.
But Chu Hao stopped them, saying that there was still something to do.
"Director Tie, what is Chu Hao doing?"
"What do you care about him? Anyway, Dongfang Diantian has been caught. When the 'Money Gang' wants to find something, there is no reason."
"Director Tie, Chu Hao planted the bamboo in the river."
"..."
"Director Tie, he woke up Dongfang Diantian."
"Look, let's talk about it."
Lao Tie also had a strange expression on his face, what exactly does Chu Hao want to do?
On the speedboat, Chu Hao said to a policeman wearing power armor next to him, "Brother, can this boat connect to Bluetooth?"
"Uh... yes."
"Continue, connect, connect. This is my 'Little Smart' 2S mobile phone. Is there any signal?"
Bluetooth is connected!
Voices came from the speedboat's speakers.
"Damn it? It sounds so good, I knew you were well equipped, and the boats all have their own speakers."
After finishing speaking, Chu Hao opened "Wang Yi Yun", clicked on "If I were a DJ, would you still love me?" "This song, the entire artificial river surface, suddenly the music sounded.
“You don’t follow martial ethics!!!!!!”
Dongfang Diantian was furious and was about to fight with Chu Hao, but before he could use his strength, he got hit on the head again.
Bang!
"..."
"..."
"pain."
"Pain +1"
"Pain +2"
"Pain +10086"
"What a fight."
"Does this count as intentional harm?"
"You know the basket, don't you see that the other party is going to fight hard? This old guy's fists are hard, so he is destined to violently resist with hurting people. It is very reasonable for the prince to do this."
“Very reasonable +1”
“Very reasonable +233”
Not to mention, when the veteran on the helicopter clicked on the live broadcast software, he had a strong sense of substitution.
The first-person flattening of the East is a bit of a field, so can you be upset?
"You're still crazy, aren't you? Damn you, I'll tear down your 'Money Gang' sooner or later. If you have the guts, come to Langya District. I, Chu Hao, will change my name and surname in Tiezhu Mansion!"
As he said that, Chu Hao pointed at Dongfang Diantian with his "golden hammer", "Now let me dance with a bamboo pole!!! Pole dance!!!"
"..."
Bang!
Facing the speechless Dongfang Diantian, it was another blow to go up.
"Jump or not!"
"Too much deceit! A scholar can be killed, but not..."
Bang!
"Jump or not?!"
Chu Hao said and turned the camera around, "Friends, the next scene is a bit cruel, so I won't show it, but you can listen to the sound."
A few policemen in power armor next to him thought about blocking them, but seeing Chu Hao's berserk appearance, if this lunatic hammered them at such a close distance, wouldn't it be worthwhile?
Stepping on Dongfang Diantian's wrist, he broke it with a hammer.
"what!!!!!!"
"Jump or not?"
"You kind of killed me!!!"
"You think beautiful."
Great Mercy and Great Compassion take over from Heaven!
He directly took his hand back, and before Dongfang Otada could react, he picked up the "Pumpkin Hammer" and hit it again!
Click!
It broke again.
"what!!!!!!"
"Jump or not?"
"Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!!!"
"Do you want to fart, dance or not?"
Great Mercy and Great Compassion take over from Heaven!
Pick it up again, and then another hammer.
Several power armor policemen nearby were numb and even trembled uncontrollably. Such people were designated to have mental illness.
"Jump! Jump! I jump! I jump! I jump! Stop fighting! Stop torturing me! I jump! I jump!"
"Wouldn't this be the end of the matter? You have to be tough. What's the point of being tough? I can't cure you anymore."
As he said that, Chu Hao set up his mobile phone, and in the whole live broadcast room, he saw a wet old man standing on the side of the boat, holding a moso bamboo, dancing there with a sad and indignant face—pole dancing.
"Iron, Director Iron?"
"Don't provoke Chu Hao, this is a pervert."
"oh oh……"
Lao Tie was also a little panicked, but he forgot that the helicopter's searchlight was still on.
Ever since, on the artificial river in Langya District, it was like a concert on the surface of the water.
Starring: Dongfang Datian.
Accompaniment: "If I were DJ, would you still love me?" 》
Lighting: "Special Liaison Department" Emergency Riot Brigade
Director: Master of Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Sect, head teacher of "Quality Education Intensive Class" in No. 33 Middle School, specially recruited policeman from Feihu Road Police Station in Langya District... Chu Hao.
After the song was played, Dongfang Diantian's spirit was completely sluggish, but Chu Hao was still very calm.
"Go ahead and play the music."
"Go ahead and dance."
Chu Hao shouted excitedly seeing the surge in the number of people online in the live broadcast room.
(End of this chapter)
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