No one really thinks I'm a master, right?

Chapter 92
There is still no way to say.

Don't look at people who are old and unscrupulous all day long, but at the critical moment, they are the top.

"Master, Master, I found the exercises."

Baimei was planting cucumbers, his eyes lit up when he heard that, he grabbed his hand and asked eagerly: "Really? Where is it, quickly take it out for the teacher to see."

"Here, this pile is all there."

Looking at the heavy A4 printing paper in his hand, Bai Mei suddenly had the urge to drown Bu Wusuan in the cesspool.

"Idol Suppressing Prison!"

On the first page of printing paper, there were these striking characters.

Open it up and see, there is really something.

"Using Qi to attract the spirit, using the spirit to form an image, every move, the power of a giant elephant, a human body, composed of 4000 million particles, if its potential is awakened, every tiny particle is the power of a giant elephant, all awakened, comparable to a god , overturning the rivers and seas, roaring down the stars, picking up the moon and swallowing the sun, all in one thought."

"It's beautiful, Fifth!"

Bai Mei clenched the dung spoon in his hand.

Bu Wusuan was quite modest, and waved his hands politely.

"Fen Jue, Chaotic God and Demon Conception, Eighty-Nine Mysterious Techniques, Hehua Freedom Technique, Immortal God Technique, Nine-Colored Lotus Blossom Curse, Sunflower Collection, Great Joy Zen Skill..."

The more Bai Mei looked at it, the more he trembled, and the dung spoon made a "creak" sound when he pinched it.

"Master, Master, don't get too excited, we have to be the top at the critical moment, you don't have to thank me, 300 million spirit stones are enough for me to give one hundred and eighty thousand."

"I'll give your grandma a leg!"

After digging out a spoon full of fat water, he threw it out, and Bu Wusuan was thrown out of his wits, and even scrambled to the side, crushing a lot of cucumbers.

"You traitor, today I am going to clean up the family as my teacher."

At first glance, these exercises are downloaded and printed by this old guy at an Internet cafe in a scenic spot. What kind of shit are they?

God's Sunflower Book?
You plan to completely root out my Shangqing Guan, aren’t you?

What joy Zen?

he tui
We are Taoists, even if we practice it, it is a double practice, and we practice woolen yarn to rejoice in Zen?
You are rebelling.

Can these bullshit skills be cultivated?
Originally, it was just for people to watch and have fun playing. If this thing can really cultivate, he Baimei will drink up this bucket of fat water.

Unexpectedly, this pile of "skills" was still seen by Yi Fan.

Bai Mei drove Bu Wusuan away, and he had no intention of growing vegetables, and planned to go back and recall the supernatant qi-entraining method he practiced.

This was originally a spell practiced by the handyman disciples, not some earth-shattering peerless skill, so the ancestor of the Shangqing didn't destroy it at the beginning, but it was accidentally discovered by Baimei, who regarded it as a treasure, and practiced hard.

The result can be imagined, now that the mana that has been cultivated for most of his life has dropped again and again, it is a bit too sorry for such a monstrous disciple like Yi Fan to practice.

But the matter is urgent, at least it can let him breathe out some spiritual energy, at worst, he will spend money to go to the Los Angeles Daoist Association Exchange to buy a copy.

Bu Wusuan was walking around holding a pile of "kung fu" and complaining that the master of the "magic kung fu" he had worked so hard to get even poured dung and water on him.

"Eh? Brother Fifth, what are you doing?"

"Hehe, little junior brother, what are you doing down here if you're not enlightening in the back mountain?"

Yi Fan clasped his fists together and said, "I'm going to understand all the three moves of swaying demons this time, so I'll come down and prepare some food, and then I'll close myself."

"Haha, you work so hard. You don't need to worry about swordsmanship." Bu Wusuan said with a smile, "Swordsmanship is a killing technique. Our master has no enemies. Generally, you can't use it. On the contrary, if you don't have mana, even if you can master it Is there any hair on the top layer?"

Yi Fan has always respected his teachers, and he has great trust in his brothers and sisters. In addition, he read Jin Yong's novels back then and knew the importance of internal strength.

"Yeah, that seems to be the reason. Thanks to Fifth Senior Brother, you reminded me. Now I will go to Senior Senior Brother and ask him to teach me exercises and cultivate mana."

"Ha ha!"

Bu Wusuan thought to himself that in addition to being so handsome, he can also make wool mana.

"Here, I'll give you this set of books. If you have nothing to do, read them to relieve your boredom. Besides, it's the Chinese New Year, and you're new to our senior brother. You can't help but say that this set of "Tian Yan Shen Diu" is something that I won't pass on to you." The secret, after you learn it, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky can't hide it from you when they piss and give birth!" Bu Wusuan thought for a while, and planned to pass on his tricks of making money with two hands.

The art of "Tianyan Divine Divination" was also famous in ancient times. Today's Tianji Sect, which is the leader in the world of immortality, actually learned a little bit of this art, and thus became prosperous and built a foundation that lasted for thousands of years.

It's a pity that the ancestors of the Qing Dynasty looked down on this method, thinking that man can conquer the sky, and it's just a secret. If you know it's useful, you can do it if you don't accept it. Who dares not to follow?

I have to say that the patriarchs of the Shangqing Dynasty are really Niubi Klass.

Patriarch Ling Xiao, the Heavenly Gang step is perfect, he can step on whoever he wants, and the Patriarch Smash Demon is even more hanged, that is an existence capable of ascending to heaven and suppressing the entrance of the demon world with his own power.

Not to mention the other big bosses who have already ascended to the fairyland and dominated one of the fairylands.

From this point of view, instead of spending time and effort to comprehend the technique of "Shenyan Divination", it is better to practice hard and strengthen yourself.

Back Mountain.

Yi Fan dropped the package and took out the jade slip that Bu Wusuan gave him.

The fifth senior brother made it clear, hold the spirit stone in your hand, use your mind to guide the aura within it to the Sea of ​​Consciousness Divine Palace, and you will be able to see its contents.

Yi Fan was very excited, this is the legendary jade slip, something that usually only exists in movies and novels, but now it actually appeared in front of his eyes, and he can really practice, how can he not be excited.

Opening the package, he took out a precious and shining spirit stone, but suddenly saw a stack of thick A4 papers, on which were written "Dragon Elephant Suppressing Prison Strength" in extremely domineering characters.

Subconsciously he dropped the spirit stone and started looking through it as if by mistake.

After a while, he reluctantly let go.

This skill is so powerful and terrifying. There are also eight or nine mysterious skills, which contain 36 changes of Tiangang and 72 changes of Earthly Demon. It is really a skill that makes people take off.

In addition, there are burning judgments and the art of conferring gods by the son of heaven, which are even more mysterious and fascinating.

But having said that, why are the names of several exercises so familiar?
Where did you see it when you were in college?

Out of curiosity, Yi Fan continued to scroll down.

"Damn it, Sunflower Collection, return, and this one, Dahuanxi Zen Art?"

Fifth senior brother, I'm afraid you have taken the wrong exercises.

Is there anyone in our school who practiced the Sunflower Canon?
Could it be that among the patriarchs of all dynasties there is also a patriarch called Dongfang Patriarch?

At this moment, Yi Fan finally remembered.

These are all the skills of the main character described by the Internet master.

Is Fifth Senior Brother kidding him?
After thinking about it, they didn't say that this is a practice method, but they said that it is to let oneself have a look at things and relieve fatigue.

"Oh, fifth senior brother, I understand."

It must be that the fifth senior brother deduced the secrets of heaven. Knowing that I was going to retreat to death, he was worried that I would be under too much pressure, so he specially downloaded so many exercises for my entertainment, and even passed on the technique of "Tianyan Shendi".

This skill is a serious thing, that is to say, if I learn this skill, I don't need to work hard to comprehend the last two moves of the Demon Sword Art, I just need to use this method to deduce it, right?

"Fifth Senior Brother, you have really worked hard!"

(End of this chapter)