No one really thinks I'm a master, right?

Chapter 5 Going down the mountain to save the world in troubled times
Unconsciously, the sky turned dark and my stomach started to growl.

"Sure enough, there is no time for cultivation, how long will it be before it gets dark?"

When Yi Fan got up, if he wasn't really hungry and his body smelled sour, he would be reluctant to leave the peerless opportunity bestowed on him by his elder brother.

"Huh? Junior brother, where are you going?"

Although he hadn't seen it before, Yi Fan knew that the person holding the dice was the Fifth Senior Brother when he saw the old-fashioned accident. Taoist Baimei told him that among the few people, he was the one with the greatest achievement.

But in Yi Fan's eyes, these five senior brothers don't look good and have a mediocre temperament, but they have a strong atmosphere of the world. Normally, Yi Fan would have stayed away from him, otherwise he would have to pay tuition fees again.

Is it true for all the hidden masters?

"Come, come!"

When Yi Fan walked in, the fifth senior brother suddenly frowned, covered his nose and said, "That old boy Jian Wuya threw you into the cesspit?"

Yi Fan's face darkened.

"Hey hey, brother, I'm just kidding you. Of course I know that you have been practicing swords in the back mountain these days. Come and tell me, how is your swordsmanship going?"

Fifth senior brother grinned, patted Yi Fan on the shoulder and said.

Yi Fan secretly thought that he and he were not compatible, but after all, this is the fifth senior brother, so he couldn't be negligent, so he said: "No, the senior brother didn't teach me how to practice swords at all, but just taught me Tiangang step."

"Oh? Tiangang step, it's okay. This Tiangang step and Swinging Demon Sword complement each other. Don't worry, you always have to proceed step by step!" The fifth senior brother was taken aback, secretly thinking that the Tiangang step is much more difficult than the Swinging Demon sword up.

Steps require comprehension, and swordsmanship requires mana. Coincidentally, Jian Wuya doesn't have both.

"Then you take two steps, senior brother, take a look!"

"Fifth Senior Brother, don't tease me, Elder Senior Brother criticized me very severely yesterday!" Speaking of this, Yi Fan's expression turned ugly.

"Haha, that's it, little junior brother, don't be discouraged. Although Tiangang step is a bit difficult, it will be amazing after you learn it!"

"Fifth Brother, you will too?"

"No, no, I'm good at deducing secrets and judging life and death. I don't like to fight and kill. I just know a little bit about this."

When Yi Fan heard this, he suddenly regained his spirits. He studied hard and realized that there is no such joy as the predecessors who planted trees.

When Yi Fan begged, Fifth Senior Brother didn't think too much about it, he pulled him to sit aside, and started talking mysteriously.

"Actually, it's not a big deal, the sect knows it, so it's okay to tell you!"

"This first level is called walking on flat ground. After learning it, it is easy to climb over walls and mountains. It is really a must-have technique for looting houses and stealing jade and incense."

Yi Fan's face turned dark.

"The second floor is called Come and Go Like the Wind, there is nothing to say, it just makes you faster!"

Yi Fan's face turned darker.

"The third level is amazing, it's called the wind and lightning, this level of practice, I respect you as the fastest man in the world!"

Yi Fan wants to jump off a cliff.

"As for the fourth floor, it's more bloody. It's called Kuixing Kick Dou. It specializes in the enemy's lower three lanes, directly saving you the trouble of cutting grass and roots."

Yi Fan: "..."

"The fifth floor grows lotuses every step of the way, which is specially designed to explode people's heads. The sixth floor fights step by step, pretends to be like the wind, steps out of the wind with one step, destroys evil and exorcises demons, and has infinite power. It is not a problem to kick over a car. ..."

In the bedroom, Yi Fan finished his meal in a hurry, washed it up and lay on the bed, his mind kept replaying the words of the fifth senior brother just now.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, there are so many skills in one Tiangang step, especially the ninth floor, which is actually called Trashaling Lingxiao, my dear, if you learn this, what kind of job will you find when you come out of the mountain? Isn't it better for a white, tender and fat daughter-in-law to return home?"

Thinking about it, Yi Fan fell asleep with a beautiful fantasy about the future.

In his sleep, Yi Fan was stepping on the sky, holding a magic sword in his hand, the son of the wind on his crotch, and his co-driver, Bai Pangni, so beautiful and majestic.

Suddenly, Yi Fan shuddered. The situation in front of him changed, and his senior brother actually appeared in front of him.

"The sky is high, the road is far away, and the avenue is vast, where have you been, and how dare you be complacent?" After finishing speaking, the elder brother drove west, leaving behind a shameless Yi Fan.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a nightmare!"

Yi Fan woke up from a dream and broke out in a cold sweat. He hurriedly got up and changed into a pair of underwear, and went back to the back mountain against Chaoyang.

The police station of the Management Committee of Laojun Scenic Area.

The man in the uniform of Superintendent II held a mobile phone and frowned.

"Xiao Li, is there any news from the search and rescue team?"

The young police officer looked tired. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and took a big sip of water before saying, "Wang Tou, it's been more than half a month, not to mention the body, I haven't even found a rag."

"Hey!" Superintendent Wang sighed, frowning even more.

"The mobile phone has been cracked, but I dare not contact his family for a long time, but there were too many tourists that day, many people took videos and posted them on the Internet, and many media also called to inquire. This matter cannot be dragged on."

"Wang Tou, don't worry, I'll take a break and talk to the search and rescue team leader in the afternoon until we find someone!" Xiao Li understood Wang Tou's difficulty.

That day, Yi Fan stumbled and fell off the cliff, and many people saw it, especially the uncle who took the photo, because of his presbyopia, he actually switched the photo mode to the video mode at that time.

When Yi Fan fell, the uncle was so frightened that he almost had a heart attack. He quickly pulled out the video and asked tourists to identify him. As a result, someone recorded the complete video and posted it on the Internet, causing a huge uproar of public opinion.

In the past half a month, the management committee of the scenic spot has been battered from top to bottom. Questions from superiors, media intervention, accusations from public opinion, etc., as a police station, it is even more duty-bound.

Including Lao Wang, the director, five police officers united with several major search and rescue teams, working non-stop around the clock. They tried various methods such as drones, slings, and rock climbing, but there was still no news.

Even if the search and rescue team managed to get to the bottom of the cliff after crossing the mountains, they couldn't see any trace of Yi Fan.

This Yi Fan seemed to disappear out of thin air after falling off the cliff, which was extremely weird.

"Master, are you there?"

"Who is it, oh, it's Wu Ya, why don't you look at my junior brother, what are you doing here?"

In the backyard of the head of Shangqingguan, the old man with white eyebrows was fertilizing vegetables with a large bucket of stinking fertilizer.

Jian Wuya landed on the roof, saluted and said: "Master, there are many search and rescue teams from outside the sect, and they seem to be looking for Junior Brother."

"What? Search and rescue team?"

Only then did Bai Mei recall that Yi Fan seemed to have fallen from the sky that day, and wasn't that the old man's view on his sect's head that made him jealous?

"Well, let me ask you, how is your junior brother's enthusiasm for cultivation?"

"It's okay, I stayed at the top of the mountain for seven days, and I almost died of a bad cold!"

"Cough cough!" Bai Mei couldn't help being anxious when he heard the words, he pointed at Jian Wuya and scolded: "You Jian Wuya, let you fool him, and didn't let you play him to death, go, let him eat this elixir."

"Eh? Qi Yi Dan, Master, do you still have this good thing?"

"Tell you, the idea of ​​using less pills is that you are all acquired physical perfection, unless you have enough spiritual stones to allow you to cultivate all the way to the peak of Qi training, and you need to succeed in foundation building."

"Otherwise, hehe, then you'll be like me. Your cultivation will gradually regress and your money will be wasted in vain. Do you understand?" Bai Mei solemnly took out a small white bottle from his bosom, gritted his teeth, and threw it to Jian Wu Career.

More than half a century ago, dragons and snakes rose from the land, and all kinds of ghosts and snakes were mobilized one after another, leaving the vast land of China devastated. At that time, the Shangqing Temple was one of the best in Taoism. Eight hundred disciples were dispatched to fight various evil gods.

Only Baimei was young at that time, and he led six younger children to stay in the sect. He didn't know what kind of tragic battle he had gone through.

Therefore, in today's practice world, if you have money, you can buy extremely precious spiritual stones for practice. If you have no money and you are not in the foundation-building realm, you can only watch helplessly as the magic power slowly passes away, the realm falls, and eventually you become a mortal. The realm of the great perfection of the physical body.

(End of this chapter)