No one really thinks I'm a master, right?
Chapter 44 Weird
Chapter 44 Weird
"You don't need to teach me how to do things, Master Sun, please pay the fee as soon as possible. Your grandson's condition is special, and the cancer cells are growing extremely fast. You can't delay any longer. You must perform the operation first, or you will be responsible for the consequences!" Director Zhang said, He glared at Yi Fan and turned around to leave.
"Who called the police?"
Just as Director Zhang left, two policemen, a man and a woman, came over.
The male policeman is in his early forties, with sharp eyes, and the female policeman has a handsome face and a heroic demeanor.
The little nurse seemed to see a savior, pointed at Yi Fan and said, "It's him, it's him, it's him."
"What's going on?" asked the older policeman.
"He cheated money, saying he could cure cancer!"
Yi Fan said speechlessly: "I only said that it can cure diseases, I didn't ask for money!"
"Okay, young man, let me ask you if you said you can cure cancer?"
"Yes, I said so!"
Yi Fan thought for a while and admitted.
"That's good, do you have a medical license, and how do you plan to treat the disease?"
The old policeman didn't even ask him about defrauding money. He caught this kind of swindler a lot. He used some tricky words to make up the body or other crooked drugs to temporarily restore some vitality to the patient. The family members thought it was true. What is an unborn expert who volunteers to give money and things to let the magic stick cure the disease.
The final result is naturally self-evident. After the liar succeeds, he will run away with any reason. Where do you go to find someone, and even most of them lose their money and money for this, and they are miserable.
"I really don't have the qualifications to practice medicine. As for how to treat the disease, I really can't explain it. Anyway, he's already recovered. If you don't believe me, take him for a check-up?" Yi Fan was a little angry, and there was an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Heh, you are practicing medicine illegally, come with us now." After finishing speaking, the senior policeman and the female policeman both took a step back and put their hands on their waists.
Can cancer be cured while talking?
Even the kids won't believe it.
But as soon as Yi Fan said this, the two policemen were sure that this was a bluff by a magic stick.
Looking at this posture, Yi Fan knew that it would be impossible not to drink the tea, so he said helplessly to Old Sun: "Master, Sun Qing's illness is indeed cured, after he is discharged from the hospital, let him have a good rest and take some supplemental Qi." Food with blood will be fine."
"Middle, middle, I'll listen to you!" Old Sun burst into tears, and quickly said, "Oh, the policeman, trust him, he's a good man, and when we encounter robbers before the end, we take them all away." Stop the knife, he was beaten to the ground all by himself, we have a whole car, by the way, there is even a policeman who can testify!"
The old policeman laughed and said, "Don't worry, old man, we will never wrong a good person. It is a routine matter to take him back. If what you said is true, then we should praise or even reward him."
"It's true, it's true, it's true!" Lao Sun stomped his feet anxiously, but he didn't know what to do, and watched Yi Fan being taken away by the police.
Inside the police car, the policewoman couldn't help but turn her head and asked, "You look quite serious, why did you do this at a young age?"
"I actually..."
"Okay, stop talking, I know!" The policewoman interrupted Yi Fan again.
Yi Fan was taken aback, looked at the policewoman in the co-pilot in surprise, shook his head and smiled wryly.
After some formalities in the police station, Yi Fan was not locked in the detention room, but sat on the side sofa with handcuffs.
Maybe it's because I'm so handsome.
After thinking about it, Yi Fan's face was full of frustration again. He never thought that he would be invited to drink tea by the police uncle when he grew up.
The most ridiculous thing is that after he achieved some success in cultivating immortality, he was caught as a liar.
Let’s just say why didn’t Senior Brother Wu go down the mountain with his earth-shattering deduction technique?
It turns out that this way of cultivating immortals doesn't work in the secular world!
All of a sudden, a group of policemen looked tense, and each of them got busy quickly. After a while, most of them were fully armed and dispatched. They vaguely heard that they were going to Mangshan Funeral Parlor.
Yi Fan was naturally also locked up in the detention room.
There are not many people here, a big brother in a suit smells of alcohol, and sleeps on a bench; With a tattoo, he looked at Yi Fan with evil eyebrows.
Yi Fan didn't bother to talk to them, his mind was full of things about the Mangshan funeral home.
The old grandson said that his little grandson Sun Qing happened here, coupled with the strange and evil black meat ball in his body, Yi Fan couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
Since there are immortal cultivators in the world, there are also demons and ghosts. For example, the huge monster I encountered before is the best proof.
And now the black flesh ball in Sun Qing's body must have an extraordinary relationship with Mangshan Funeral Home. These policemen are just ordinary people. If they encounter such a monster, they will definitely be in a hurry and may be in danger.
Shall I give them a hand?
Or do you want to die?
If you make a move, it is likely to cause a lot of troubles, such as how to get out first?
Of course, a few iron railings couldn't stop him, but he escaped by force. Although Yi Fan doesn't understand the law, it's probably similar to jailbreaking, right?
Don't go down the mountain and fail to travel, being wanted by the whole country, fleeing in embarrassment and returning to the teacher's gate to be laughed at is a trivial matter, if the parents in the mountains know about it, how sad will it be?
"Huh? Why didn't she go?"
Yi Fan suddenly found out that the female policeman who had sent the police to arrest him before did not go out to handle the case together, and now she was sorting out the documents with a displeased face.
"Auntie policeman, can you help me?"
"Ok?"
The policewoman slowly turned around, her face as cold as frost and murderous.
Yi Fan was stunned, why is it so scary!
"What did you say?"
"Uh, I mean, you go to that funeral parlor to handle the case. It might be dangerous. Take me there. Maybe I can help?"
"Just you? A little liar?" The policewoman said dismissively, "I'm not qualified to go, you just stay here and talk nonsense, ha ha!"
The policewoman glared at him, sat down and continued working.
"I mean it, look!"
Yi Fan stretched out his hand and squeezed it hard, and instantly there were five clearly visible fingerprints on the iron railing with the thickness of his fingers.
The female policeman turned pale in shock, instantly pulled out the police stick from her waist, and shouted: "Stop, put your hands on your head and squat down for me, Xiaoqian, Xiaocheng, Xiaoma, come quickly."
"What happened to Miss Fang Lin?"
Whoosh, all the rest of the police surrounded him.
A few minutes later, Yi Fan was fixed in a special detention room wearing two sets of handcuffs and two sets of shackles.
Looking up to the sky and sighing, I want to cry but have no tears.
Three months of penance in the mountains,
I wanted to go down the mountain to save the world.
If you want to go out, you will be arrested,
Still locked in a small black room!
"Huh, does it rhyme?"
Yi Fan was dejected, half-crouching and leaning against the wall, feeling depressed to death.
Mangshan Funeral Home.
At this moment, more than a dozen policemen are on the verge of a formidable enemy.
"Captain Zhou, it's not good. Lao Qin and the others seem to have been poisoned. They passed out as soon as they entered, and the brother who went to pull them also fainted!" A young police officer was reporting nervously.
"Call for support, be on alert immediately, and no one is allowed to approach anyone!"
Team Zhou's face was livid, and he ordered in a deep voice.
(End of this chapter)
"You don't need to teach me how to do things, Master Sun, please pay the fee as soon as possible. Your grandson's condition is special, and the cancer cells are growing extremely fast. You can't delay any longer. You must perform the operation first, or you will be responsible for the consequences!" Director Zhang said, He glared at Yi Fan and turned around to leave.
"Who called the police?"
Just as Director Zhang left, two policemen, a man and a woman, came over.
The male policeman is in his early forties, with sharp eyes, and the female policeman has a handsome face and a heroic demeanor.
The little nurse seemed to see a savior, pointed at Yi Fan and said, "It's him, it's him, it's him."
"What's going on?" asked the older policeman.
"He cheated money, saying he could cure cancer!"
Yi Fan said speechlessly: "I only said that it can cure diseases, I didn't ask for money!"
"Okay, young man, let me ask you if you said you can cure cancer?"
"Yes, I said so!"
Yi Fan thought for a while and admitted.
"That's good, do you have a medical license, and how do you plan to treat the disease?"
The old policeman didn't even ask him about defrauding money. He caught this kind of swindler a lot. He used some tricky words to make up the body or other crooked drugs to temporarily restore some vitality to the patient. The family members thought it was true. What is an unborn expert who volunteers to give money and things to let the magic stick cure the disease.
The final result is naturally self-evident. After the liar succeeds, he will run away with any reason. Where do you go to find someone, and even most of them lose their money and money for this, and they are miserable.
"I really don't have the qualifications to practice medicine. As for how to treat the disease, I really can't explain it. Anyway, he's already recovered. If you don't believe me, take him for a check-up?" Yi Fan was a little angry, and there was an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Heh, you are practicing medicine illegally, come with us now." After finishing speaking, the senior policeman and the female policeman both took a step back and put their hands on their waists.
Can cancer be cured while talking?
Even the kids won't believe it.
But as soon as Yi Fan said this, the two policemen were sure that this was a bluff by a magic stick.
Looking at this posture, Yi Fan knew that it would be impossible not to drink the tea, so he said helplessly to Old Sun: "Master, Sun Qing's illness is indeed cured, after he is discharged from the hospital, let him have a good rest and take some supplemental Qi." Food with blood will be fine."
"Middle, middle, I'll listen to you!" Old Sun burst into tears, and quickly said, "Oh, the policeman, trust him, he's a good man, and when we encounter robbers before the end, we take them all away." Stop the knife, he was beaten to the ground all by himself, we have a whole car, by the way, there is even a policeman who can testify!"
The old policeman laughed and said, "Don't worry, old man, we will never wrong a good person. It is a routine matter to take him back. If what you said is true, then we should praise or even reward him."
"It's true, it's true, it's true!" Lao Sun stomped his feet anxiously, but he didn't know what to do, and watched Yi Fan being taken away by the police.
Inside the police car, the policewoman couldn't help but turn her head and asked, "You look quite serious, why did you do this at a young age?"
"I actually..."
"Okay, stop talking, I know!" The policewoman interrupted Yi Fan again.
Yi Fan was taken aback, looked at the policewoman in the co-pilot in surprise, shook his head and smiled wryly.
After some formalities in the police station, Yi Fan was not locked in the detention room, but sat on the side sofa with handcuffs.
Maybe it's because I'm so handsome.
After thinking about it, Yi Fan's face was full of frustration again. He never thought that he would be invited to drink tea by the police uncle when he grew up.
The most ridiculous thing is that after he achieved some success in cultivating immortality, he was caught as a liar.
Let’s just say why didn’t Senior Brother Wu go down the mountain with his earth-shattering deduction technique?
It turns out that this way of cultivating immortals doesn't work in the secular world!
All of a sudden, a group of policemen looked tense, and each of them got busy quickly. After a while, most of them were fully armed and dispatched. They vaguely heard that they were going to Mangshan Funeral Parlor.
Yi Fan was naturally also locked up in the detention room.
There are not many people here, a big brother in a suit smells of alcohol, and sleeps on a bench; With a tattoo, he looked at Yi Fan with evil eyebrows.
Yi Fan didn't bother to talk to them, his mind was full of things about the Mangshan funeral home.
The old grandson said that his little grandson Sun Qing happened here, coupled with the strange and evil black meat ball in his body, Yi Fan couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
Since there are immortal cultivators in the world, there are also demons and ghosts. For example, the huge monster I encountered before is the best proof.
And now the black flesh ball in Sun Qing's body must have an extraordinary relationship with Mangshan Funeral Home. These policemen are just ordinary people. If they encounter such a monster, they will definitely be in a hurry and may be in danger.
Shall I give them a hand?
Or do you want to die?
If you make a move, it is likely to cause a lot of troubles, such as how to get out first?
Of course, a few iron railings couldn't stop him, but he escaped by force. Although Yi Fan doesn't understand the law, it's probably similar to jailbreaking, right?
Don't go down the mountain and fail to travel, being wanted by the whole country, fleeing in embarrassment and returning to the teacher's gate to be laughed at is a trivial matter, if the parents in the mountains know about it, how sad will it be?
"Huh? Why didn't she go?"
Yi Fan suddenly found out that the female policeman who had sent the police to arrest him before did not go out to handle the case together, and now she was sorting out the documents with a displeased face.
"Auntie policeman, can you help me?"
"Ok?"
The policewoman slowly turned around, her face as cold as frost and murderous.
Yi Fan was stunned, why is it so scary!
"What did you say?"
"Uh, I mean, you go to that funeral parlor to handle the case. It might be dangerous. Take me there. Maybe I can help?"
"Just you? A little liar?" The policewoman said dismissively, "I'm not qualified to go, you just stay here and talk nonsense, ha ha!"
The policewoman glared at him, sat down and continued working.
"I mean it, look!"
Yi Fan stretched out his hand and squeezed it hard, and instantly there were five clearly visible fingerprints on the iron railing with the thickness of his fingers.
The female policeman turned pale in shock, instantly pulled out the police stick from her waist, and shouted: "Stop, put your hands on your head and squat down for me, Xiaoqian, Xiaocheng, Xiaoma, come quickly."
"What happened to Miss Fang Lin?"
Whoosh, all the rest of the police surrounded him.
A few minutes later, Yi Fan was fixed in a special detention room wearing two sets of handcuffs and two sets of shackles.
Looking up to the sky and sighing, I want to cry but have no tears.
Three months of penance in the mountains,
I wanted to go down the mountain to save the world.
If you want to go out, you will be arrested,
Still locked in a small black room!
"Huh, does it rhyme?"
Yi Fan was dejected, half-crouching and leaning against the wall, feeling depressed to death.
Mangshan Funeral Home.
At this moment, more than a dozen policemen are on the verge of a formidable enemy.
"Captain Zhou, it's not good. Lao Qin and the others seem to have been poisoned. They passed out as soon as they entered, and the brother who went to pull them also fainted!" A young police officer was reporting nervously.
"Call for support, be on alert immediately, and no one is allowed to approach anyone!"
Team Zhou's face was livid, and he ordered in a deep voice.
(End of this chapter)
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