Village live broadcast Little Shennong
Chapter 386
Chapter 386
Lin Xiaoyu took Han Xi sweetly on the road. Although there was a light bulb like Han Rui beside him, it didn't affect the sweet interaction between the two at all.
But good things will always be broken, a fortune teller wearing a dark blue robe, with a mustache, holding an iron mouth and cutting off the banner stopped Lin Xiaoyu.
"Little brother, I see that your Yintang is gray. I heard clearly that it is gray, not black. The so-called black chemical fertilizer will evaporate when it turns gray, and gray fertilizer will turn black when it evaporates..."
Lin Xiaoyu frowned and pulled Han Xi to go around the fortune teller, but the fortune teller seemed to have known that Lin Xiaoyu would be like this, and still stopped in front of Lin Xiaoyu.
"Don't leave in a hurry. I was just showing off my talent just now to break up the awkward atmosphere between us."
"Are you a fortune teller, or a comic talk talker?" Lin Xiaoyu said helplessly.
"Brother Xiaoyu, this fortune teller is quite interesting, or you can let him do the math, and I will pay for you how much it is." Han Rui thought the fortune teller was quite funny, and she wanted to record a video for the fortune teller .
"Ahahaha, this young lady is joking. Pindao is a person who travels around the world doing good deeds. How can he ask for money? It's just that Pindao has a few words to give to this little brother."
Lin Xiaoyu rubbed his cheeks, and felt that the person in front of him was a liar and hadn't escaped.
"If it's not for money, then why are you? These days, the more free it is, the more expensive it is. You'd better send a few words to others, I don't need it."
"Pindao is for the completion of merits and virtues. Since you don't need a few words from Pindao, brother, then Pindao will send you a picture. This is a picture that breeds great opportunities. Brother, you have to grasp it Opportunity!"
The fortune teller moved like lightning, took out a piece of tattered paper and stuffed it into Lin Xiaoyu's hand.
Then the fortune teller turned around and ran away, swishing twice and then disappeared. The speed was like burning his buttocks, and he almost went to the sky.
Lin Xiaoyu and the other three were all stunned. They watched blankly as the fortune teller disappeared, unable to understand what was going on.
"This fortune teller is here to make a joke, Xiaoyu, look at what he gave you." Han Xi stared curiously at the paper in Lin Xiaoyu's hand.
Han Rui also intervened, asking Lin Xiaoyu to quickly open the paper and take a look.
Lin Xiaoyu looked at the paper in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and then threw the paper on the ground: "Xiao Huang, come and try the poison... Uh, I was wrong, I was wrong, let me sort out the language again, hehe! Come on, little yellow monster , unfold this thing."
Xiao Huang looked at Lin Xiaoyu with messy eyes: Mr. Xiaoyu, I am your personal bodyguard, okay? Only eunuchs can do the job of testing poisons. Huang Pizi should do this.
Huang Pizi kicked Xiao Huang's ass, and then quickly ran into the green belt beside the road: You are the eunuch, you can do whatever Lord Xiaoyu asks you to do, don't dawdle more than eunuchs .
Xiao Huang had the urge to vomit blood, turned over and lay on the ground, showing his belly to Lin Xiaoyu, posing like a dead dog.
"Lord Xiaoyu, Ben Wang is dead, so I need to burn paper."
Lin Xiaoyu looked at Xiao Huang dumbfounded, and pawed Xiao Huang twice: "Don't be so glassy, hurry up."
Sheng Wuke reluctantly used his front paws to remove the paper on the ground. After the folded paper was removed, there was a recovered map on it.
On the top of the map is written a line of characters: Millennium Purple Ganoderma lucidum, hurry up.
Xiao Huang smelt it on the map, and looked at Lin Xiaoyu with his head up: after the poison test, it is guaranteed that there is no poison. I am sad, and I want to go home to recuperate, so I will not be the light bulb of Mr. Xiaoyu, bye.
After speaking, Xiao Huang ran into the green belt and disappeared quickly.
"Is this a treasure map? Brother Xiaoyu, take us to dig the treasure." Han Rui said amusedly.
Han Xi was also a little moved, and it seemed very interesting to go treasure hunting with Lin Xiaoyu.
"Xiaoyu, can you take us with you?" Han Xi asked softly.
Lin Xiaoyu rubbed his head, it seems that he is quite bored now, why don't he just go play?
After looking at the map and making sure that the distance is not very far, Lin Xiaoyu nodded: "It will probably take a day to go back and forth. If you have no problem, let's start now."
The things for mountaineering adventures are in Lin Xiaoyu's backpack. Those things were not very useful when going to the ancient city, but now they can be reused.
Han Rui excitedly took out the car key and shook it: "Drive my car, let's go on an adventure!"
Lin Xiaoyu and the other two took the car, Han Xi and her sisters sat in the back seat, and Lin Xiaoyu was responsible for driving.
After the car navigation positioned Tianzhu Mountain, Lin Xiaoyu drove off. The speed along the way was so fast that it could be said that there was no one-on-one enemy.
After driving out of the urban area and on a special loop, Lin Xiaoyu stepped on the accelerator.
This is one of the few roads in China that does not have a speed limit at all, which naturally attracts many racers.
Han Rui's domestic SUV let out a roar and shot out like an arrow from the string.
"Wow, Brother Xiaoyu, you're so good at driving, quickly bring your phone, I'll help you start a live broadcast." Han Rui said excitedly.
Lin Xiaoyu handed the mobile phone to Han Rui, and Han Rui opened the live broadcast software and started the live broadcast.
[Wow, what did I see? Two beautiful beauties. Where did Mr. Yu go?Could it be that Mr. Yu is wearing women’s clothes today? 】
[This seems to be in the car, is it because Brother Yu wants to take the beautiful woman to do something indescribable?Looking forward to ING]
[Can you be more pure, Brother Yu is not such a vulgar person]
Han Rui glanced at the barrage, then took a picture out of the car window with her mobile phone: "Your Brother Xiaoyu is driving. Let you see how good Brother Xiaoyu's driving skills are. He is at the level of a professional driver."
At this time, the car had already driven on the ring road, and Lin Xiaoyu flew up at a high speed.
There was little traffic on the ring road, and it happened that a few rich and young people were driving sports cars on the ring road.
Maserati, Ferrari, Porsche and other luxury sports cars are chasing each other on the ring road, running happily.
The owner of the last Ferrari was banging the steering wheel in annoyance. Suddenly, through the rearview mirror, he saw the domestic SUV roaring towards him, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Fuck me, no matter how bad my driving skills are, I won't be overtaken by domestic SUVs. Could it be that I'm driving a fake Ferrari!"
The [-]-year-old Feng Qing suddenly exploded with anger, stepped on the accelerator hurriedly, turned the steering wheel, and got stuck in the lane where Lin Xiaoyu was about to overtake.
Lin Xiaoyu was pinned down by Feng Qing, and immediately understood Feng Qing's thoughts, guessing that the sports car in front wanted to suppress his speed.
"They're all wool workers. They each go their own way. What's in your way? Why do you have to take my way? It seems that I won't teach you a lesson."
(End of this chapter)
Lin Xiaoyu took Han Xi sweetly on the road. Although there was a light bulb like Han Rui beside him, it didn't affect the sweet interaction between the two at all.
But good things will always be broken, a fortune teller wearing a dark blue robe, with a mustache, holding an iron mouth and cutting off the banner stopped Lin Xiaoyu.
"Little brother, I see that your Yintang is gray. I heard clearly that it is gray, not black. The so-called black chemical fertilizer will evaporate when it turns gray, and gray fertilizer will turn black when it evaporates..."
Lin Xiaoyu frowned and pulled Han Xi to go around the fortune teller, but the fortune teller seemed to have known that Lin Xiaoyu would be like this, and still stopped in front of Lin Xiaoyu.
"Don't leave in a hurry. I was just showing off my talent just now to break up the awkward atmosphere between us."
"Are you a fortune teller, or a comic talk talker?" Lin Xiaoyu said helplessly.
"Brother Xiaoyu, this fortune teller is quite interesting, or you can let him do the math, and I will pay for you how much it is." Han Rui thought the fortune teller was quite funny, and she wanted to record a video for the fortune teller .
"Ahahaha, this young lady is joking. Pindao is a person who travels around the world doing good deeds. How can he ask for money? It's just that Pindao has a few words to give to this little brother."
Lin Xiaoyu rubbed his cheeks, and felt that the person in front of him was a liar and hadn't escaped.
"If it's not for money, then why are you? These days, the more free it is, the more expensive it is. You'd better send a few words to others, I don't need it."
"Pindao is for the completion of merits and virtues. Since you don't need a few words from Pindao, brother, then Pindao will send you a picture. This is a picture that breeds great opportunities. Brother, you have to grasp it Opportunity!"
The fortune teller moved like lightning, took out a piece of tattered paper and stuffed it into Lin Xiaoyu's hand.
Then the fortune teller turned around and ran away, swishing twice and then disappeared. The speed was like burning his buttocks, and he almost went to the sky.
Lin Xiaoyu and the other three were all stunned. They watched blankly as the fortune teller disappeared, unable to understand what was going on.
"This fortune teller is here to make a joke, Xiaoyu, look at what he gave you." Han Xi stared curiously at the paper in Lin Xiaoyu's hand.
Han Rui also intervened, asking Lin Xiaoyu to quickly open the paper and take a look.
Lin Xiaoyu looked at the paper in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and then threw the paper on the ground: "Xiao Huang, come and try the poison... Uh, I was wrong, I was wrong, let me sort out the language again, hehe! Come on, little yellow monster , unfold this thing."
Xiao Huang looked at Lin Xiaoyu with messy eyes: Mr. Xiaoyu, I am your personal bodyguard, okay? Only eunuchs can do the job of testing poisons. Huang Pizi should do this.
Huang Pizi kicked Xiao Huang's ass, and then quickly ran into the green belt beside the road: You are the eunuch, you can do whatever Lord Xiaoyu asks you to do, don't dawdle more than eunuchs .
Xiao Huang had the urge to vomit blood, turned over and lay on the ground, showing his belly to Lin Xiaoyu, posing like a dead dog.
"Lord Xiaoyu, Ben Wang is dead, so I need to burn paper."
Lin Xiaoyu looked at Xiao Huang dumbfounded, and pawed Xiao Huang twice: "Don't be so glassy, hurry up."
Sheng Wuke reluctantly used his front paws to remove the paper on the ground. After the folded paper was removed, there was a recovered map on it.
On the top of the map is written a line of characters: Millennium Purple Ganoderma lucidum, hurry up.
Xiao Huang smelt it on the map, and looked at Lin Xiaoyu with his head up: after the poison test, it is guaranteed that there is no poison. I am sad, and I want to go home to recuperate, so I will not be the light bulb of Mr. Xiaoyu, bye.
After speaking, Xiao Huang ran into the green belt and disappeared quickly.
"Is this a treasure map? Brother Xiaoyu, take us to dig the treasure." Han Rui said amusedly.
Han Xi was also a little moved, and it seemed very interesting to go treasure hunting with Lin Xiaoyu.
"Xiaoyu, can you take us with you?" Han Xi asked softly.
Lin Xiaoyu rubbed his head, it seems that he is quite bored now, why don't he just go play?
After looking at the map and making sure that the distance is not very far, Lin Xiaoyu nodded: "It will probably take a day to go back and forth. If you have no problem, let's start now."
The things for mountaineering adventures are in Lin Xiaoyu's backpack. Those things were not very useful when going to the ancient city, but now they can be reused.
Han Rui excitedly took out the car key and shook it: "Drive my car, let's go on an adventure!"
Lin Xiaoyu and the other two took the car, Han Xi and her sisters sat in the back seat, and Lin Xiaoyu was responsible for driving.
After the car navigation positioned Tianzhu Mountain, Lin Xiaoyu drove off. The speed along the way was so fast that it could be said that there was no one-on-one enemy.
After driving out of the urban area and on a special loop, Lin Xiaoyu stepped on the accelerator.
This is one of the few roads in China that does not have a speed limit at all, which naturally attracts many racers.
Han Rui's domestic SUV let out a roar and shot out like an arrow from the string.
"Wow, Brother Xiaoyu, you're so good at driving, quickly bring your phone, I'll help you start a live broadcast." Han Rui said excitedly.
Lin Xiaoyu handed the mobile phone to Han Rui, and Han Rui opened the live broadcast software and started the live broadcast.
[Wow, what did I see? Two beautiful beauties. Where did Mr. Yu go?Could it be that Mr. Yu is wearing women’s clothes today? 】
[This seems to be in the car, is it because Brother Yu wants to take the beautiful woman to do something indescribable?Looking forward to ING]
[Can you be more pure, Brother Yu is not such a vulgar person]
Han Rui glanced at the barrage, then took a picture out of the car window with her mobile phone: "Your Brother Xiaoyu is driving. Let you see how good Brother Xiaoyu's driving skills are. He is at the level of a professional driver."
At this time, the car had already driven on the ring road, and Lin Xiaoyu flew up at a high speed.
There was little traffic on the ring road, and it happened that a few rich and young people were driving sports cars on the ring road.
Maserati, Ferrari, Porsche and other luxury sports cars are chasing each other on the ring road, running happily.
The owner of the last Ferrari was banging the steering wheel in annoyance. Suddenly, through the rearview mirror, he saw the domestic SUV roaring towards him, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Fuck me, no matter how bad my driving skills are, I won't be overtaken by domestic SUVs. Could it be that I'm driving a fake Ferrari!"
The [-]-year-old Feng Qing suddenly exploded with anger, stepped on the accelerator hurriedly, turned the steering wheel, and got stuck in the lane where Lin Xiaoyu was about to overtake.
Lin Xiaoyu was pinned down by Feng Qing, and immediately understood Feng Qing's thoughts, guessing that the sports car in front wanted to suppress his speed.
"They're all wool workers. They each go their own way. What's in your way? Why do you have to take my way? It seems that I won't teach you a lesson."
(End of this chapter)
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