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Chapter 6 Our Coach Is Humorous
Chapter 6 Our coach is very humorous

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Romin and from today I will be manager of Morecambe until at least a year before I am sacked!"

Luo Ming brought a little tongue twister and a humorous self-introduction, which made the atmosphere in the meeting room less dignified than before.

Looking around, Luo Ming continued: "Please ignore my age. I know you don't believe that the club has hired such a young boy as the head coach of the club. Don't deny it, gentlemen. If I were you, I would not be convinced. But that is not important. I have only one request. I hope you will cooperate with my work. Of course, if someone does not want to work with me, I will not stop him. The door is open. You can go now."

Luo Ming deliberately waited for 5 seconds, and saw that the audience only whispered and discussed with each other, but no one left, which made Luo Ming very satisfied.It's not that he deliberately played under the authority of the head coach, but he knew that the team's tacit cooperation is the most important.Now that he has become the head coach of the club, these staff must fully cooperate with him and work according to his own plan.

So it's better to let go now than to let them find problems in the club.

In fact, Luo Ming is completely allergic.After the job-hopping, the former head coach Humbert has brought all the "legitimate troops" to Newport, and all the employees left now are club employees.They were dissatisfied that Luo Ming was too young and inexperienced to convince the public, and had no other ideas.What can they do for the ultimate big boss? !

And many people are Mocam fans, unless other clubs give him a week's salary, which is very difficult to refuse, otherwise they will not choose to leave the club.

"Okay, next question. I know what you're thinking, but just hey, where did this little boy come from?" "Can he be a head coach?"?Come on, are the boards crazy that I can still be England manager?How do you get a kid to be a head coach or something
As Luo Ming said, he imitated his sarcastic tone and cooperated with his body movements to amuse the staff present.

Suddenly, the conference room was filled with laughter.Of course, this is not ridicule, but friendly and happy laughter.

"I think you should talk about the talk show, Romin," Watt said half-jokingly and half-seriously of Andy Crosby, who followed former head coach Humbert to Newport as the team's new assistant coach. .

"Yes, Mr. Watt. I always thought that if you couldn't translate a stand-up show well, you wouldn't be a good football coach. Also, I repeat, my name is Romin. I ain't a damn Romin. I'm not a goddamn Romink. I don't pronounce the ending

watt
Poor Watt, completely confused by Romin, for a while, he was a stand-up performer, for a while, he was a translator, for a while, he was a head coach, and Romin, Romin, Rominko
"Well guys, it doesn't matter what you think of me. Now I just hope you'll work with me and let the facts tell the rest. I've only signed a one-year trial contract with the club. You might as well wait and see. If I Really not fit to be Morekham's manager, I think you can forget about me after this season. Maybe you don't remember such a young manager ever coaching Morekham after so many years. You'll say 'yes he called what name? "? Play or play? Whatever!"

"If there is no doubt, I will arrange the next step." Luo Ming deliberately waited for 5 seconds.Seeing that no one was suspicious, he nodded: "Okay, my office door has never been locked, so if there is a problem, anyone can come to me and push the door."

"Let me talk about the next work arrangement. First of all, the work of the nutritionist and the team doctor has not changed. But the players of your fitness division should pay close attention to the physical changes of the players. The players have just returned from vacation, but the muscles have relaxed for a while. More than a month. Next week, the team's training plan is based on physical reserves, and then we will cooperate with the team. The team doctor and nutritionist should pay attention to the fitness coach, and adjust the nutritional meal menu according to the report of the physical coach..." Luo Ming first arranged the physical fitness The work of coaches, nutritionists, and team doctors is, after all, the team's top priority.He doesn't want to be packed with injuries early in the season.

As a senior fan, Luo Ming clearly knows how tight the schedule of the Premier League is and how fierce the confrontation is.So injuries and fitness will be a big factor.

"In the new season we mainly play a 4-2-3-1 formation, a midfielder, a midfielder, and a central defender. When the opportunity is insufficient, the center should create opportunities for the two wings, and the defender should be brave to participate in assists.

"It's a formation that requires the players to run to the fullest, without the ball. It's absolutely impossible to walk the pitch without the ball. They have to run.

"The midfielder and the central defender should cooperate with each other. When the center strikes, the midfielder must delay the defense. The central half takes the ball to organize the attack and move forward, and the central defender stays to undertake certain defensive tasks..."

会议持续了两个小时，会议结束时，罗明将部分信息交给了助理教练瓦特。除了球队常用的4-2-3-1阵型外，还有另外两个备用阵型，包括疯狂攻击的3-4-3和4-3-3的防守反击。不过，这4-3-3是防守型后腰和中锋位置。一线的两翼也可以回到前面成为边锋。向前向前向前向前左前方，即4-3-3，但4-3-3的外套中只有4-5-1。

Luo Ming has specific on-site responsibilities under each position, that is, to let the coaching staff arrange targeted training.

The other part of the data is the training arrangement and key items of some players such as Lana and Luo Ming. He is arranged to conduct a lot of training without the ball, actively change positions with his teammates, and let him be responsible for the frontcourt series of offenses.

French defender Kriezmann, Romin is his focus from defense to offense, from offense to defense.

Another file was sent to Hunter, and it was a long list of citations.In addition to the names, nationalities and clubs currently in force, there are also top buy and lease terms at the end of each name.

This pile of information was written by Luo Ming to the dormitory yesterday, so he fell asleep almost overnight.

After Luo Ming led the team to the training ground, the first-team players had been temporarily led by the youth team coach and had done some warm-up items.

Assistant coach Watt whistled for everyone to stop practice and start a party.

"I will be the manager of all of you from today, my name is Romin," Romin said after the first-team players were lined up.You can call me Romin, or my boss, the boss, the head, or even the boy.I've always been strict with addresses as long as I'm not called Romin and Romin, I actually prefer the word "boss"
The players laughed. The club informed them from yesterday afternoon that the new coach will take office today.Most people don't know who the new coach is. The media has always believed that Nottingham Forest's McLaren is the most likely to be elected, so they think it is McLaren, but they don't think it is a "joke".

Only Lala Lana and others with good relations with the club knew in advance that the new manager was a Chinese man of about the same age
"I don't care what you think of me, talk about me, discuss me, by the way. But it's personal, on the training ground and on the pitch, and I ask you to be serious. It's your basic duty as a professional footballer. I've given the training to the coaching staff and Watt will start the training

"My office is in the office building behind you. It's where the last coach worked. I don't think you can find it. So whoever has any tips or advice on training or tactics or anything else can come to me .But I hope that nothing else in the training ground and in the dressing room can be revealed to the media, fans, outside the team..."

"I don't know you, just like you don't know me. So I don't care where you were in the previous season and the former manager, now I'm going to start again. I don't like the main force and the substitute, so you are the same in my eyes The main force. Who occupies a place on the list of the [-]th National Congress depends entirely on your usual training performance and state, whoever performs well and is in good physical condition will continue!" Of course, Luo Ming said that this is just to stabilize the army.

He already knows who is the main force and who is the substitute.Otherwise, if he doesn't have to wait until the winter transfer window, he will be sacked.

Luo Ming then announced rules such as not being late and leaving early, and prohibited the media from disclosing the privacy of the team.

Finally, assistant coach Watt led the team to organize team training.Luo Ming stood by the ground, holding a notebook, watching the court from time to time, and then wrote down the content recorded in his notebook from time to time.

Luo Ming did not directly enter the team's specific training, after all, it is not his strength to be honest.And he was not familiar with the players at first, so he decided to watch it for two days.

Luo Ming doesn't know who is not in his lineup plan, but this time is definitely not the time to start "massacring" the team.Although he is not very experienced in teaching, he is not stupid.At this time, by directly listing several players in the transfer market, it is easy to shake the stability of the team, which caused panic among insiders.Everyone will guess whether they will be next, and there is no way to train.

Luo Ming did not interfere with the team's training for two consecutive days.On the third day, Luo Ming began to gradually train with the team.Luo Ming continued to demonstrate to Lallana how to run, how to cooperate with teammates to pass and catch the ball.Then tell Owen how to play in the middle and create opportunities for teammates.

But Luo Ming didn't notice that anyone was dissatisfied with his training arrangements.

On the fourth day, the team members were already familiar with Luo Ming's personal rules, so they came to the training base early in the morning to warm up.Because once the head coach Luo Ming arrived, there was no time to warm up.

But when Luo Ming arrived and started training for two hours, there was still no one from the first team, and the players started whispering.

It was lunch time and the late players finally arrived.

Brazilian player Du Prado was a little dissatisfied with the new coach, because this little boy who seemed to him to understand nothing actually let him play on the sidelines. . .Is he playing on the wing like this?
I don't want to look at my size or technical features.

Prado believed that his position should be in the center, not the winger. This boy who knew nothing let himself play the winger, and even let himself participate in the defense.

So after training yesterday, I went to the bar to hang out for a while because of my complaints, and then I met a nice girl.What happened after that. . .It's easy, everyone guessed it.

The goddess has three treasures: "Oh, haha, take a bath.".South American players also have three treasures: alcohol, beauty and barbecue.

It was already ten o'clock when Prado got up from the girl's bed, and at first he was very worried.But consider the new coach's complaints about changing positions. . .So he came to the training base leisurely.

At this time, it was already eleven o'clock, and the morning exercise was over.

"Sorry, coach, I'm late. You know, the new season has just started, I haven't recovered from the holidays, and although Prado apologized, I have no sincerity.

Having a bad holiday?Why don't you say you didn't change the time difference between Brazil and London? !
Luo Ming was not angry, just said: "Huh? Prado, are you lost? You are training in the south. You came to the wrong place

Some players who originally planned to see Luo Ming deal with the incident were stunned.As we all know, the south side of the training ground is where the reserve team trains.As soon as the young coach came up, he took the late Prado directly to the reserve team?
"Damn, I was just a little late, so you want me to go to the reserves?" Manuel was furious.

Luo Ming raised his left watch and looked at it: "To be precise, you were late for three hours, twelve minutes and 52 seconds."

At the same time, the audience was even more taken aback.In the morning training, we did not see the young head coach caring about Prado.Everyone thought he didn't remember anyone on the team being late.I didn't expect everyone to know how long the other party was late, accurate to the second

gosh. . .The new head coach is no ordinary Toby.It's just Toby from the monkey.

"I'm telling you, I'm not going to the reserve team. I'm very dissatisfied with your bullshit training. Why should I play outside? Why should I defend?" Du Prado yelled at Luo Min directly.

It is estimated that if it were not for Watt's coach, the burly black Brazilian would have punched Romin in the face.

"I said that if you have any opinions and suggestions, you can discuss with me in private. It is unprofessional for you not to participate in the training. Since you don't want to go to the reserve, then, you can go anywhere you like. Now, you can tell your The agent will find you a home. I'm afraid you will pull down the young players when you enter the reserve team. Luo Ming is not willing to be defeated.

With a notebook in his hand, Luo Ming was even more furious: "Damn it, a striker who only scored two goals in 20 league games dares to play in front of me? Playing a big game?"

The angry Luo Ming naturally doesn't remember that he is also a rookie who has no teaching experience and just graduated from university.He and Manuel weigh half as much.Luo Ming is half a catty, much fatter than him.Prado is eighty-two.

Well. . .Eight taels seems to be more than three taels and half a catty?Looks like this guy really has the right to play in front of himself.good. . .Well, forget about the details!
"You're worth £45 now. I don't want to make things difficult for you. Anyone needs £45. No, as long as someone offers £40, you can report to the opposing team!"

After that, he didn't wait for the other party to respond.Luo Ming went back and deliberately called the club director Hunter while walking, telling the other party that Dorado had been pushed into the transfer market.Anyone weighing £40 would have picked the Brazilian striker.

Although Romin is not satisfied with Dom Prado, there is no shortage of buyers for the Brazilian striker.Just one day after Doprado went public, Derby County decisively proposed to acquire 40 to allow the Brazilians to attack in one go.

Derby boss Crawford, long dissatisfied with Polish striker Ziuka, who has three goals in 32 league appearances, brought Chris Magee from Scottish Premiership Aberdeen and now wants to buy A very physical Brazilian.

Luo Ming was very forthright and generous, and directly agreed to the transfer, saying that Derby County could negotiate a contract with the other party.

In fact, Romin has no place for Domo Prado, because the 30-year-old Brazilian striker has no place in Romin's heart even if he can play a rotation role this season next season.

good. . .If I can make it to next season.

Manuel was so delighted that the Brazilian immediately agreed to report to the Derby training camp after receiving a £14000-a-week wage increase on top of his £1000-a-week wages.

Romin still takes it seriously, it has nothing to do with Manuel himself, but he just wants to use it to knock other players off.

After Manuel left, team captain Matt, vice-captain Jose Fonte and current Mohome fans' favorite rival Hunter walked into Romin's office at the Stanwood training ground.

No one knew what the four said. Two hours later, the three walked out of Luo Ming's office, and then stated in the locker room that the manager was right about the matter.He then explained that he wanted Doprado to go to the reserves for a few days of reflection.He was transferred back to the first team a few days later.Only the Brazilian hit the manager in public and questioned the authority of the opponent, so it cannot be dealt with as a trivial matter.

The trio then expressed their support for the young new manager.

The captain, vice-captain and fan-favorite trio are unlikely to back the head coach, so the rest of the players will have to weigh it.

This is the past, and Luo Ming has started to organize the team.But the first news was not ideal, club director Reis Reid told Romin Dutch giants Ajax, Belgian powerhouse Henkel, and agreed that Mochem would buy defender Toby in advance and in installments Aldred to Belgium midfielder De Breuer.But the players themselves don't want to join a sub-team, so both deals remain in the dark.

But Luo Ming did not give up, expecting him to be rejected.So he told Reed to maintain a good relationship with the other side, and if two seasons are successful, then offer.

Although Luo Ming wanted the two players not to come, the good news is that Manchester United's French midfielder Duranie has agreed to join on loan.In fact, Luo Ming wanted to buy Du Lanni directly, but he didn't have it yet.It is unlikely that the ambitious Du Lani will move to the Champions League team, and Ferguson, a smart Scottish veteran like Fox, will not agree.

Romin knew that Du Lani would not have a chance to play at Old Trafford in his final world, so he ended up joining Juventus on a free transfer, which is next summer.

Luo Ming intends to lend money to the other party first, and then to Xu Xutu. After all, Du Lanni will not get the chance to appear in the Dream Theater in the next two years.

Subsequently, Swansea team captain, England defender Ackerman switched to Mohome team.Although the 32-year-old Ackerman is the captain of Swansea City, he has been very difficult to get on stage, and more importantly, he plays the role of dressing room leader.Rodgers successfully led Swansea to the Premier League last season, so he will naturally start to make way for new players in order to recruit troops to stand in the top league.The first thing to do is that these old players cannot adapt to the Premier League.

Akerman was actually trained by the Mohome youth training squad, but only had four years on loan out of his 13-year contract.Ackerman couldn't find his place in Mohome. He joined Swansea in his playing year eight years away from Swansea.Therefore, when he learned that Mo Khmer wanted to introduce himself, Ackerman immediately agreed without hesitation.For him, it was certainly a journey home, and Mohome was his home.

(End of this chapter)