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Chapter 15 Oh, what a painful realization..
BIG Laughter Workshop 'To Tang Tang's lost youth, what a painful realization'

With the help of Bai Sitang's talent, the ever-changing magic sound, the recording was finally completed after a few days.In addition to Youtu.com, there are many video sites, but those sites are either too small, or the benefits are too poor.

So it’s better to just publish it on Youtu.com, and you can gather your popularity. The world is cracking down on piracy, and the laws to protect originality are perfect, so Bai Sitang is not afraid at all that someone will dare to pirate "BIG Laughter Workshop".

In another world, BIG Laughter Workshop's "To Tang Tang's Lost Youth, What a Painful Comprehension" hit more than [-] million hits, which made BIG Laughter Workshop a hit.

In fact, in this world, the advantages of BIG Laughter Workshop will be even greater.One is that the system is very complete, and the other is that the Tucao market is still in a blank stage.

With the increasing pressure today, who hasn't encountered some unsatisfactory things in life?Whether it's a dispute in the workplace or a conflict between friends, there will always be some things that you want to complain about, but you can't speak, which makes people depressed.

At this time, the Tucao programs that entertain in the form of funny, finding fault, etc. will naturally be easily sought after by people.Especially in this era when entertainment is relatively scarce, people's demand for this aspect is far beyond Bai Sitang's imagination.

Bai Sitang finished advertising on 'Fights Break the Sky' and had nothing to do, so he found a random variety show on the Internet and watched it.

Except for the first phase of BIG Laughter Workshop, the second phase has not been refreshed yet. 'Fights Break the Sky' has already been redeemed in its entirety, so there is no need for him to continue coding.

Wang Liang looked suspiciously at the top post in the storytelling section of 'Fights Break the Sky'...

'Hi everyone, I'm Tang Xiaojian.The latest Tucao program recorded by me, BIG Laughter Workshop has been completed.You can open it directly through the link below~~~ PS: If you read the section, it's broken, please remember, I used to be innocent...'

Wang Liang is a big fan of 'Fights Break Sphere' and also a fan of 'Old Boy'.

Ever since Bai Sitang advertised for 'Old Boy' in the Pingshu section, he has another habit.Every day I would check the Pingshu section to see if Bai Sitang had released a new song.In fact, there are not a few people like Wang Liang.

Make complaints? BIG laughter workshop?what?
A wave of doubts surged in Wang Liang's heart, and it didn't seem like a song.

See the last PS: If you finish watching the episode. Fucking, please remember, I used to be innocent...

The doubts in my heart are even worse, how could the festival be broken?Although there are some Internet buzzwords in this world, but the number is not many, so the festival is broken, and this word has not yet appeared.

Click the link with doubts in your heart...

The window popped up, and seeing that it was Youtu.com, I was even more puzzled. Isn't Tang Xiaojian an Internet writer and singer?Why are you making videos again?
Picking up a can of Coke, opened the bottle, took a sip, and suppressed the surprise in my heart.

At the beginning of the program, a row of titles appeared first

The first issue of BIG Laughter Workshop "To Tang Tang's lost youth, what a painful realization"

The image of Tang Sanzang as an eminent monk can be said to have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. If you talk about Taoism and Buddhism, who is the most prestigious.That is definitely not 'Tathagata Buddha' or 'Avalokiteshvara'.

It is Tang Sanzang who has traveled 10 miles and gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to obtain the scriptures.Since Journey to the West hit broadcast more than 8 years ago, the image of Tang Sanzang has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the image of an eminent monk has long been synonymous with him.

Wang Liang looked at the picture of Tang Sanzang in doubt...Suddenly a funny, fast voice came out...

"High-end atmosphere, low-key luxury and connotation; cold and noble, down-to-earth, fashionable, beautiful and fresh. That's right, I am Tang Sanzang, the incarnation of hero and chivalry, who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom.

A civil servant in the Tang Dynasty, with a permanent residence in Chang'an, an innocent girl, a mature young woman, a charming aunt...~ As long as it's a girl I Tangtang likes?Who will say no? . . . "

He was dazzled by the series of opening remarks... The speed of speech was really too fast. Although it was not as fast as Hua Shao's, it was not much different.But is there a 'Voice of China' in this world?People simply haven't been exposed to opening lines in this style.

When he was a civil servant in Datang and had a permanent residence in Chang'an, Wang Liang looked at Tang Sanzang in cassock, wearing a Pilu hat, and holding a microphone, looking affectionately at the photos in the audience.

Laughed out loud, it was too much.

The story continues
"Hmph, my life should naturally be smooth and bright, and the scenery is boundless. Thinking about it, I am a little excited~~ But as the saying goes, a big tree attracts wind, and a beauty is unlucky. I was taken by the biggest homosexual in Datang.~"

"In order to force me to agree, he forced me to become a monk. I wanted to visit the house of Nun Li Er next door when I was lonely, but he found out and dragged me directly into the deep palace~ I swear to the death from."

An opening remark completely ruined Tang Seng's glorious image as an accomplished monk. Wang Liang burst into tears watching it, and finally understood what happened to Bai Sitang's post.But what he didn't expect is that there is no lower limit yet..
Next, in the play, Li Shiming is sitting on a dragon chair, wearing a dragon robe, and his eyes are like torches, but he speaks in a strong Shanxi dialect

"Ah, let me tell you, you only have two paths, either follow me or go to heaven!"

"Are you going to kill me?"

"No, I'm afraid of causing public outrage by killing directly. It's going to the west to learn scriptures, 10 miles, and you are alone. There are so many monsters on the road~ I have already released rumors that you will live forever if you eat it! Alright, You choose~"

"I choose Xitian~"

"I wipe! So determined?"

A few simple opening remarks, destroying Sanguan and telling why Tang Sanzang traveled thousands of miles to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures...Wang Liang was struck by thunder on the outside and tender on the inside...Sitting on a chair blankly watching the dialogue between Tang Sanzang and Li Shiming in the video, It feels weird, but it's not bad.It would be the best if there is a bit of a plot. Fuck, I can't help but look forward to the next plot.

"Hmph, how does this Erbi know? It's been said in the newspapers that Tang Monk meat is carcinogenic~ Besides, I'm the reincarnation of the legendary golden cicada, or the kind of local tyrant gold~ Sister Guanyin has already entrusted her dream, and now I'm going to the West Paradise I will send three people to relieve my boredom, the Queen, the Marshal, and Sasha~~I'll go~I'm excited just thinking about it!"

"I am not as good as hell, who will go to hell? The world has nothing to do with me~ I have made up my mind~"

Wang Liang was lying in front of the table, he couldn't stop laughing, the corners of his eyes were already crying.

Liu Yuanyuan heard Wang Liang's loud laughter in the bedroom, and walked in suspiciously.Seeing that Wang Liang was watching a video, he was curious and walked over, standing behind Wang Liang and watching.

Watching the funny conversation in the video, Liu Yuanyuan burst out laughing, and Wang Liang realized after hearing Liu Yuanyuan's laughter that his girlfriend had come over at some point.

"What video is this?"

Liu Yuanyuan asked a funny question.

Wang Liang pulled her over and sat on his lap. He had to see clearly from the front, and said, "BIG Laughter Workshop, let's watch it first. It's super funny."

Bai Sitang had a bit of a wretched voice, and said with a silvery smile, "The first one is 'beautiful empress', haha ​​'demon queen', 'cleric queen' or whatever..."

Then one of the most classic sentences in it was said...

'If being handsome is a sin, then am I not guilty! ?

If being handsome is a mistake, then wouldn’t I make the same mistake over and over again~
If being attractive is punishable, wouldn't I be cut to pieces? '

Sitting together, Wang Liang and Liu Yuanyuan listened to Bai Sitang's cheap voice, and then listened to his narcissistic words, laughing and crying.

...

Wang Liang couldn't stop laughing at all, picked up the Coke and took a sip to suppress his excitement.

"In front is Gao Laozhuang. I don't know how the marshal is. Is it because he has a lot of dollars and looks handsome? Thinking about it, it's still a little bit~ I'm sorry! Why is it a pig?"

"Master." Zhu Bajie bowed to Tang Sanzang.

"Who the hell is your master? Wukong, hack it to death, add food tonight~"

Liu Yuanyuan looked at Wang Liang and said, "Don't drink for a while so you don't choke."

"Okay, I got it, let's see." Wang Liang's attention was already on the 'BIG Laughter Workshop', and he didn't care about Liu Yuanyuan's prompt at all.

The story continues
Zhu Bajie said excitedly, "Master, I used to be from Marshal Tianpeng!"

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang's complexion immediately changed, and he smiled like a chrysanthemum, "I love my apprentice, I am joking with you as a teacher. Seeing that you are so cute and cute, how could my teacher not accept you? First, take a hundred and eighty thousand yuan." Membership fee, I will open a VIP for you as a teacher."

"Master, I have been reincarnated as a pig now, I have no money~"

"No money? What the hell are you talking about if you don't have money? Give me back my bad temper a few years ago and I'll kill you with your ass. Believe it or not? Wukong, hack him to death~"

"Master, his job was arranged by Empress Guanyin, please give me some face."

"Yes, master, I also have a lot of skills!"

"Oh? Will you become Zhiling?"

"I know Zhiling, but I can only become a stone, a stake or something~I~"

Tang Sanzang said angrily
"What's the use of you? You don't have money, you don't have looks, you can't even change a girl! What can you do? Your name is Wu Neng! Incompetent!"

Wang Liang smiled and listened to Tang Sanzang's rant about Zhu Bajie, and finally shouted, "Your Dharma name should be Wu Neng!"Wu Neng! '

Without holding back, he spit out the Coke in his mouth in one breath...

Finally, the story came to an end, in a song by Tang Tang

Ah~ what a painful realization~ I used to have tens of thousands of acres of fertile land~ It’s just that I look back on every step of the way~
The eyes are full of pigs~ah, what a painful realization~
I used to be the center of attention~ now I bring three livestock...

Ah~ what a painful realization...

PS: Thank you Hua Wenlin for your reward~ Meme~~
(End of this chapter)