Chapter 12
Bai's father and Bai's mother looked at Bai Sitang's room suspiciously. It was heard in the room that Bai Sitang said a series of strange words in a funny voice.

"High-end atmosphere, low-key luxury and connotation; cold and noble, down-to-earth, stylish, beautiful and fresh. Yes, I am Tang Sanzang, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry. Datang civil servants, with Chang'an household registration, are pure love Girls, mature young women, charming aunts...~ As long as it is a girl that I Tangtang likes? Who would say no?..."

In a funny tone, he said a series of opening remarks in one breath
I took a sip of water, turned on the replay, and listened to it again

Nodding in satisfaction, this time it's all right, much better than before.

Although there is a variety of magic voices, there are still various problems when recording, such as a large series of sentences that are forgotten while speaking, or subconsciously speaking in the original voice.

It took 6 recordings for the beginning to be considered complete. Bai Sitang was also drunk, but fortunately, it was just the beginning. After getting familiar with it later, the efficiency will definitely improve.

I was busy with messy things all morning. After installing the equipment, I was eager to record a short section to see how the effect was.Now it seems that the sound quality is not bad, enough for BIG laughter workshop.

Open the origin novel website, the top results of "Fights Break the Sky" have been released, but he has been busy with various things, so he hasn't had time to read it yet.

Open the author's zone, check the results, and feel a little excited. One of the most important indicators to measure a book is to look at the results of subscriptions, and the top score is the most important thing.

Seeing the results, I burst into ecstasy, which was really unexpected.

"Fights Break the Sky" has 30 collections. According to the general fantasy subscription ratio, it is conservatively estimated that there will be one subscription for every 1600 or so collections.That is to say, if the score is not too low, the first peak of Fighting the Sky will be at least 3000 or more.But Bai Sitang's ideal score is above 3500, around [-].

Seeing this number is beyond Bai Sitang's imagination

Total subscription 27738 single chapter average subscription 4623 single chapter maximum subscription 5200
This result really shocked Bai Sitang, he was not the only one who was surprised

Dragon's Sky, Huaguo's largest online novel exchange website, has a large number of authors, and discusses various issues about online novels on it every day.

Every time a new book is put on the shelves, some people will collect data, make statistics, and then upload it to Dragon's Sky for people's reference.

When the data released yesterday, everyone was blinded. This data is too scary.

Everyone knew that Dou Po Cang Qiong's score would definitely not be low, but they never expected it to be so exaggerated.

'Fights Break Sphere' surpassed 24 for the first time in 5200 hours!

A group of numbers is like a huge ancient clock, which slams into the heart of a person, and the echoes are endless

Compared with 'Fights Break the Sky', some of the first data below did not break 100, which is extremely sad.

According to the division of the origin, the author can get 1 cent for every thousand words.A chapter is generally around 3000 words, which is 3 cents. The total subscriptions of Chapter 6 reached 2.7, that is to say, Bai Sitang's current income is around 800RMB per day, of course, this is just a simple subscription.

Published a first speech, thanked the readers who supported him, uploaded today's chapter, turned off the computer, and was ready to eat.

"Mom, what kind of food are you cooking?"

Bai Sitang walked out wearing slippers. He generally likes to wear looser clothes, including shoes, so he changed his leather shoes into cotton slippers just after he got home.In fact, if the ground is not so clean, and the floor in the house is a bit icy in this weather, he would prefer to go barefoot without shoes...

"Bai Zhan Ji, it will be ready soon." Bai Mu's voice came from the kitchen.

Bai Sitang is sitting on the sofa. Although the history is long and dilapidated, the quality is still good. The big difference between this world and the original world is that Huaguo is no longer a big producer of inferior products, and the industry is mainly based on high technology. host.

Bai Sitang looked at the black and white TV with some snowflakes on it, and made up his mind to buy a flat-screen TV online soon.

He doesn't like to go shopping very much. He usually does online shopping. Today, he went to the electronic market to buy these devices because he was in a hurry. He had to fight wits with others to buy something. It was really tiring.

"What kind of program is this?" Bai Sitang looked at the white and black TV, several familiar stars were laughing and chatting on it, and asked Bai's father.He didn't plan to tell his father about buying a TV, he would surprise him then.

"A quiz show." Father Bai looked at the screen and held up a glass of water, took a sip of warm water, and responded.

"Quizzes are my favorite."

"Okay, with your temper, what are you pretending to do?"

Father Bai gave Bai Sitang a blank look. It seems that the thing this son dislikes the most in his life is mental work. to the Academy of Art.

He has wronged Bai Sitang in this point, he really likes quizzes.

The whole family ate lunch happily, Bai Mu's cooking skills were good, Bai Sitang's stomach was full from eating, so he went downstairs for a walk.

Although the community is very old, the surrounding greenery is good. There is a small park next to it. Walking on the Mengyin trail, the crisp calls of birds echo on the branches.

A big fat yellow cat, lying on the bench, glanced proudly at Bai Sitang, then closed its eyes and dozed off.

"What a proud animal." Bai Sitang looked at the big fat cat and smiled wryly.It seems that no matter which world they are in, cats are always so cold.

After thinking about it and leaving for a while, I took advantage of the opportunity to sit on the other side of the chair. The mahogany bench was very long, so even after two 'people' sat down, there was still a large space between them.The big fat cat glanced at Bai Sitang, twisted its fat body, adjusted its position, and turned its back to him.

A fat cat, alone, sits quietly on a bench under the shade of green trees in a small park, enjoying the spotted sunlight through the branches and leaves and the cool autumn wind.

Leaning on the bench, closing your eyes, enjoying the long-lost relaxation and joy.

...

Bai Sitang adjusted the position of the condenser mic, and began to prepare for the BIG laughter workshop, "To realize how painful Tang Tang's lost youth is".

The opening speech of the first paragraph has been recorded, and we are starting to prepare for the next paragraph. There are many highlights in this episode, and many lines have some flavors of local dialects.

For example, in the next Tang Dynasty, the lines of Tian Khan Li Shiming will be mixed with a taste of Shanxi dialect.Very interesting, some simple dialects completely ruined Li Shiming's lofty aura...

Then a series of prologues followed, imitating Ren Zhentian's tone and continuing to the next part.

"Hmph, my life should naturally be smooth and bright, and the scenery is boundless. Thinking about it, I am a little excited~~ But as the saying goes, a big tree attracts wind, and a beauty is unlucky. I was taken by the biggest homosexual in Datang.~"

"In order to force me to agree, he forced me to become a monk. I wanted to visit the house of Nun Li Er next door when I was lonely, but he found out and dragged me directly into the deep palace~ I swear to the death from."

An opening remark completely ruined Tang Seng's glorious image of a Taoist monk, and the plot was shattered all over the place.

Next, in the play, Li Shiming is sitting on a dragon chair, wearing a dragon robe, and his eyes are like torches, but he speaks in a strong Shanxi dialect

"Ah, let me tell you, you only have two paths, either follow me or go to heaven!"

"Are you going to kill me?"

"No, I'm afraid of causing public outrage by killing directly. It's going to the west to learn scriptures, 10 miles, and you are alone. There are so many monsters on the road~ I have already released rumors that you will live forever if you eat it! Alright, You choose~"

"I choose Xitian~"

"I wipe! So determined?"

A few simple opening remarks, ruining the Sanguan and telling why Tang Sanzang traveled thousands of miles to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures... Bai Sitang smiled sinisterly, wondering if people would understand this in a world where the business of spoofing and spoofing is still in the womb Being thundered, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and even thinking about it makes me a little excited.

PS: I recommend everyone to check it out~BIG Laughter Workshop, it’s very interesting, very pornographic and violent~~~~ If it’s a girl, pretend I didn’t mention it before, it’s kind and good~ See if the student milk works hard For the sake of it, it would be nice to give a recommendation ticket... Well, let's get rid of it if you work hard...

Good news~ the book is about to be signed, so I'll 'just get it'~
(End of this chapter)

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