i am quaresma

Chapter 203 I Have a Dog
Although everyone does not believe that Quaresma will win the Premier League Golden Boot this season, being able to be compared with the two great marksmen is the biggest compliment to Quaresma.

Perhaps no player's debut season in the Premier League has been as stunning as Quaresma's.

Because Quaresma is unparalleled in the sharpness of the two ribs, some fans have named the two ribs the "Quaresma Cathedral".

At the beginning, Quaresma didn't even know the meaning of this name. Shouldn't it be named "Quaresma Corridor" or "Quaresma Area"?
But after seeing the explanation, Quaresma suddenly realized that indeed, the naming of corridors and areas is simply weak.

The meaning of the "Cathedral of Quaresma" is that as long as Quaresma steps into the rib area with the ball, then this place has become a church. No matter the opponent's defender or the goalkeeper, there is no need to stop Quaresma , I can’t stop it anyway, it’s better to just pray to God here and let God stop Quaresma, maybe the chance of success in this way is a little higher.

Maybe this naming method is a bit exaggerated, but to a certain extent, it also reflects Quaresma's extremely dominant style of play in this position. At least so far, there is no defensive method that can ensure blocking except for fouls. To live in Quaresma, no matter how big a defensive player is.

This is why so many clubs are extremely afraid of Quaresma, because this method can create threats whether in counterattack or positional warfare, that is to say, unless you can prevent Arsenal from taking the ball, otherwise you All of the goals will be exposed within the fire control range of Quaresma.

Moreover, the far-reaching impact of Quaresma's inside cut has gradually been reflected, especially in the Premier League, the wide players of each team, whether it is a winger or a full-back, or even a full-back, are working hard. Practice the inside cut technique, hoping that one day he can perform on the court like Quaresma.

Who says wide players can't dominate the game?
For a time, Quaresma almost became the belief of wide players!

Of course, not everyone can learn Quaresma's combination of technique and explosive breakthrough, especially the funny arc at the end. Without hard practice, you can't even touch the edge of scoring.

In any case, Quaresma's popularity in the Premier League is not inferior to top stars at all. Even the Manchester United twin stars can only shy away from Quaresma who is in the limelight.

The team's performance is excellent, and the atmosphere on the training ground is relaxed. The big lucky draw that Wenger specially made before has long been thrown aside. At least now Wenger doesn't need it to punish players.

During the training interval, in the relaxed and comfortable atmosphere of other players, Lauren's depressed look seemed a bit out of place.

Speaking of which, Lauren can be regarded as a member of Arsenal's party of eating, drinking and having fun. Although she doesn't participate in every event, every time she participates, it is the type that plays crazy, and the relationship with Quaresma and the others Also very good.

"The girl was picked up by someone else last night?" Aboue leaned over as if teasing, and asked with a look of embarrassment on his face.

Lauren swore that she really wanted to punch Eboue. She was already a little depressed, but when she saw Aboue, she became even more depressed.

Several other teammates also came over. If the expressions of curiosity and schadenfreude on their faces were replaced with concern, at least it would be considered a harmonious scene.

"Well, it's actually like this!" Lauren knew that if she didn't say it, they would beat herself half to death, and then force herself to say it.

"My neighbor has a puppy. That dog is very annoying. It comes to my door on time every day to shit!"

"I went to them to make a theory, and they refused to admit anything!"

"What's even more irritating is that this morning I saw an apocalypse on a tree in front of my house. From a distance, there was a picture of the puppy on it. I thought it was their puppy who got lost. It made me so happy!"

"But when I walked over and took a closer look, it didn't piss me off!"

"It actually says: Have you seen my dog? It's not lost, it's just too cute! Thank you for understanding!"

"What a f*cking beep! They even showed off!"

"Can I not be depressed?"

After Lauren finished speaking, several animals were already laughing like hell, and the most hateful thing was Eboue, who was already rolling all over the floor.

"Don't laugh, what do you think I have to do to get a little revenge on my neighbor?" Lauren put on a dark face, mobilizing a few animals to help him find a way.

Campbell had a strange expression, and felt that Lauren's question was a bit idiotic.

"It's not easy. Why don't you raise a dog that is bigger and fiercer than their family? Then you go out for a walk when their family walks the dog. After a few days, they don't dare to take the dog from the house anymore." Passed by your door!"

Several animals nodded approvingly, this is indeed a good way.

But who knew that just after Campbell finished speaking, Lauren almost cried.

"You think I haven't tried this method?" Lauren looked pitiful with a mournful face, "I bought a Rottweiler just to scare the puppy next door, but it turned out to be a pure second Damn, stupider than Eboue, he bit me when he saw me, and I didn’t even dare to go home for a few days!”

Hearing this, Quaresma finally couldn't help it, and laughed heartlessly.

This is no longer a question of sympathy for Lauren, they should all thank Lauren for bringing them so much joy.

However, after laughing, several animals also talked about their own experience of raising dogs.

"I once raised a dog, but this dog was designated to poop on the bed every day, so I gave up the whole room to it, but it was not satisfied, so it decided to use my bed!"

"The dog I used to raise was called a two. Once I fell to the ground, and the dog ran away barking. I thought it was looking for someone to rescue me, but after a while, the dog took A group of dogs ran over and surrounded me, with all kinds of contempt on their expressions, that's when I realized, this guy is looking for dogs to watch me!"

"Since I started keeping a dog, the newspaper I ordered has never arrived, and all the deliverymen have been scared away by it!"

Quaresma couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard it. He expressed sympathy for the experience of several animals, but also expressed joy.

However, from this moment on, Quaresma also gave up the idea of ​​raising a dog. With the experience of these animals as a warning, if he does not know how to raise a dog, he deserves to be tortured by the dog.
(End of this chapter)