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Chapter 272 White Wolf
Chapter 272 White Wolf
Life in Greenland is so comfortable that golfers forget to go home.
The daily training is only a small part. After staying here for a long time, I feel that I am connected with this place.
The most symptomatic was Olowokandi, who simply lingered and didn't want to leave.
"I suddenly felt that it would be good to settle down here, open a small fishing farm, marry a beautiful Greenlandic woman, and have children." Olowokandi's words were unanimously refuted by others.
Because his skin color was incompatible with this place, Olowokandi was very unconvinced: "There are also black people here!"
"Yes, they are just passers-by just like you." Olowokandi was hit hard by Willis' words.
Shane asked, "What are we doing out today?"
"Didn't KG say that we're here to fish?" Anthony Carter said.
Battier looked at a piece of white snow: "How to catch fish?"
"It seems that I want to open an ice cave, and then fish out the fish. The fish here are fresh, and they must be delicious when cooked." Carter said so much that his saliva was about to come out.
"We seem to be missing someone." Olowokandi said uncertainly.
Hardaway said with a smile: "My roommate is here, KG's roommate is here, everyone's roommates are here, guess whose roommate is missing?"
Olowokandi looked left and right, and said uncertainly: "Bye doesn't seem to be there?" "Congratulations on finding the name of the missing person." Hardaway laughed.
"Why didn't he come? Fishing on the ice sheets of Greenland and grilling fish by the sea is such a pleasure. Some people never have the chance to do this in their lifetime." Olowokandi regretted Bai Jidong's absence.
"Bye said there are many opportunities to grill fish, but not many opportunities to learn wolf language," Hardaway said.
"Learn wolf language?" Olowokandi Dawu: "I see, I said why he likes to howl recently."
Battier puts it fairly: "He's got it right, I almost thought arctic wolves had invaded the apartment a few times."
"What's the use of learning this? We are Timberwolves, but that doesn't mean we need to howl, right?" Olowokandi asked why.
Hardaway said: "You have too many questions, if you want to know so much, wait, don't you know when you go back and ask Bye?"
"No, Bye will spend two hours explaining to me, I will go crazy!" Olowokandi said fearfully.
Carter said blankly: "If you are not crazy, we must be crazy. Since someone is going to be crazy, why can't it be you?" "I will criticize, I ask too many questions! I promise not to ask!" explain.
Bai Jidong has been obsessed with wolf language recently, and whenever he has nothing to do, he will learn from Zhanan, "Kepakis, do you think my voice is similar now?"
"Your voice is the most wolf-like howl I've ever heard. It should be said that you are talented in this area, but you can't cry like that when you really meet an arctic wolf." Zhanan said.
Bai Jidong asked: "Why?" "Because your voice may be taken as a provocation by the arctic wolf." Zhanan said.
"Have you heard the story of the bear whisperer?" Bai Jidong asked Zhanan.Question marks were written on Zhanan's face, it was clear he didn't know the story.
Bai Jidong said: "There is a guy in California who specializes in dealing with black bears. In addition to using some non-lethal weapons, he also imitates bear calls to expel those black bears that affect humans."
"Arctic wolves are fiercer and smarter than black bears," Zhanan said. "They will take you as prey."
Bai Jidong patted his down jacket, "Can you use wolf language to expel arctic wolves?"
"No, I have to bring non-lethal weapons, otherwise the arctic wolf will devour us." Zhanan shook his head again and again.
Bai Jidong smiled and said, "You are so timid."
"If I'm a daring fool, I'm afraid I've become the Shit of the arctic wolf." Zhanan said.
His cell phone rang, Bai Jidong picked it up, the caller was Hardaway, "Penny, I hope you have good news to tell me."
"Good news we caught a lot of fish, can you come? I heard that you grew up by the sea, you must know how to grill these fish deliciously." Hardaway said.
Bai Jidong didn't want to get it at first, but when Hardaway said grilled fish, he suddenly recalled his childhood memories, "Where are you? I'll go with Kempakis."
"Nard Coast." Hardaway.
"Okay, we'll be right there." Bai Jidong hung up the phone, "Kepakis, are you interested in eating grilled fish with me?"
"Grilled fish is my favorite, where is it?" Zhanan asked.
"Nade Coast." Bai Jidong said.
Hearing this, Zhanan's expression muscles seemed to be broken, and his face froze instantly.
Bai Jidong felt strange; "What's wrong?"
"There are a lot of sea fish there. Similarly, it is also one of the areas where Arctic wolves are most active. If you don't bring a lethal weapon, you can't go there." Zhanan Youyou said.
"So?" Bai Jidong began to worry.
Zhanan said: "This grilled fish meal is edible, but we must bring lethal weapons."
"Okay, let's go there quickly." Bai Jidong feared that those ignorant guys would become the Arctic wolf's meal.
"What a god! These fish are fat and big, which one should I grill first?" Garnett stared straight at the fish.
The wolf king of Minnesota opened his bloodthirsty face at this moment, staring at the fat and fresh fish under the icy ocean, "Old Kevin, make up your mind."
"I don't know anything about the bottom of the sea. Let's get ready and wait for Bye to come over. He grew up by the sea and knows how to do it," Willis said.
"Yeah, let's get the grill lined up," Hardaway said.
"I'll help," said Anthony Carter diligently.
And Hassell, who, with Garnett, packed the fresh fish into bags for the grill, "Kevin, I suddenly think Michael's idea is very good."
"Michael's idea? Immigrant here?" Garnett said, "I don't think that's a good idea."
"I don't think so, either," Hassell said. "But there's merit in his long list of ideas."
"Like?" Garnett sneered. "Find a beautiful Greenlandic woman to have children?"
"No, I'm referring to opening a fishing farm in Greenland, it must be very profitable." Hassell said.
"This is a business opportunity." Garnett agreed.
"Woo~~~~" Hardaway raised his head and asked Kukoc, "Did you hear any strange sounds?"
Kukoc vaguely felt a chilling howl just now, "That's an illusion, maybe someone was playing a prank." "Maybe." Hardaway had never heard such a realistic wolf howl.
Olowokandi was the one who worked the hardest, "Guys, this must be the happiest meal of my life!"
"Have you had too many climaxes in your life recently?" Hardaway complained.
The reason why Hardaway complained so much was because Olowokandi said when he first arrived in Greenland; "This is the most beautiful place I have ever been to in my life."
After staying for a few days, he saw the white continent of Greenland and said, "This is the most white and flawless continent I have ever seen in my life."
By analogy, he said the best of many people's lives.
"Aww~~~~" The howl was so loud that everyone could hear it.
Everyone stopped their buddies and looked around.
Kukoc took a chance and said, "Bye must have arrived. He deliberately scared us."
After speaking, Kukoc shouted: "Bye, come out, stop playing such childish pranks!"
Hardaway looked around vigilantly: "Tony, can Bye howl so loudly? This is definitely howling wolves, everyone be careful!"
"Hurry up and get the torches, arctic wolves are afraid of fire!" Willis yelled.
Shane shouted, "Is that a prairie wolf?"
"They're all wolves, so they must be afraid of fire!" Willis picked up a torch involuntarily.
"Woooooo~~~" A white dot appeared in the distance, and Olowokandi almost peed when he saw it, "What a god! Am I going to die in Langkou today?"
"What are you talking about? Here is the strongest man in the world. What are you afraid of?" Garnett yelled, "Don't be afraid. If we really fight with wolves, we won't necessarily lose."
"Kevin, that's an arctic wolf, not your husky." Hassel was about to cry.
Garnett wanted to show leadership, picked up the torch and waved, "Ah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Woooooooo~~~~" Lang howled over Garnett's roar.
Olowokandi yelled: "The wolf is coming, KG!"
"Fuck!" Garnett dropped the torch, turned and ran.
"Michael, you lied to me!" Garnett stared at him.
Willis shouted: "Damn it, stop arguing! Pick up the torches and form a group, there are so many of us, they dare not speak easily!"
"It makes sense! Besiege the city together, and die together!" Olowokandi's words made people despair.
Garnett gave him a kick: "If you die, you die!"
There were more and more small spots in the distance, and the howling of wolves changed from a single place to howling in all directions.
Olowokandi screamed: "God, I am so kind, why did you treat me like this? Why did you let me die in the wolf's mouth?"
"Shut up!" Garnett was still resenting what happened just now.
Olowokandi said sadly: "I apologize to you, there was really a wolf rushing over just now, I was wrong."
"A pack animal like arctic wolves usually picks the thinnest target." Willis scared Anthony Carter half to death as soon as he opened his mouth.
Among the people present, Carter was the shortest, and he was still in the mood to show off his muscles: "Although I am short, my muscles are bigger than all of you. Do you think these beasts are afraid of me?"
"Well, arctic wolves must like humans with such big muscles." Willis' words made Carter burst into tears.
Battier saw the dot at the end, "Here they come! They come!"
"Are we going to be eaten?" Carter yelled, "I've thought about countless ways to die, but I didn't expect to die like this!"
"Brothers, it's a pleasure to meet you, see you in heaven!" Olowokandi said.
"boom!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
"Awww~~~~~"
First there was the sound of gunfire, followed by an unnatural howl of wolves uttered through a loudspeaker.
The forest wolves were trembling, and Willis took a closer look. The wolf was all white and stood upright. "White wolf! A white wolf that walks upright! My God!"
"Ooooooooooo~~~"
Bai Jidong held up a loudspeaker and continued howling, Zhanan guarded him with a shotgun.
An arrogant human like him, if Zhanan hadn't been there, he might have been killed dozens of times by arctic wolves.
When Bai Jidong approached, everyone took a closer look, and it turned out that the upright white wolf that Willis was talking about was actually Bai Jidong.
"Bye, I want to love you for 1 years!"
Olowokandi rushed forward and hugged Bai Jidong frantically.
"No, what I saw was clearly a white wolf." Willis was puzzled.
This story was later distorted into thousands of versions. Some people say that Bai Jidong killed the wolf king of the arctic wolves by himself; drink off the wolves
There are many versions, this is the only true version, and it is also the origin of Bai Jidong's nickname "White Wolf".
(End of this chapter)
Life in Greenland is so comfortable that golfers forget to go home.
The daily training is only a small part. After staying here for a long time, I feel that I am connected with this place.
The most symptomatic was Olowokandi, who simply lingered and didn't want to leave.
"I suddenly felt that it would be good to settle down here, open a small fishing farm, marry a beautiful Greenlandic woman, and have children." Olowokandi's words were unanimously refuted by others.
Because his skin color was incompatible with this place, Olowokandi was very unconvinced: "There are also black people here!"
"Yes, they are just passers-by just like you." Olowokandi was hit hard by Willis' words.
Shane asked, "What are we doing out today?"
"Didn't KG say that we're here to fish?" Anthony Carter said.
Battier looked at a piece of white snow: "How to catch fish?"
"It seems that I want to open an ice cave, and then fish out the fish. The fish here are fresh, and they must be delicious when cooked." Carter said so much that his saliva was about to come out.
"We seem to be missing someone." Olowokandi said uncertainly.
Hardaway said with a smile: "My roommate is here, KG's roommate is here, everyone's roommates are here, guess whose roommate is missing?"
Olowokandi looked left and right, and said uncertainly: "Bye doesn't seem to be there?" "Congratulations on finding the name of the missing person." Hardaway laughed.
"Why didn't he come? Fishing on the ice sheets of Greenland and grilling fish by the sea is such a pleasure. Some people never have the chance to do this in their lifetime." Olowokandi regretted Bai Jidong's absence.
"Bye said there are many opportunities to grill fish, but not many opportunities to learn wolf language," Hardaway said.
"Learn wolf language?" Olowokandi Dawu: "I see, I said why he likes to howl recently."
Battier puts it fairly: "He's got it right, I almost thought arctic wolves had invaded the apartment a few times."
"What's the use of learning this? We are Timberwolves, but that doesn't mean we need to howl, right?" Olowokandi asked why.
Hardaway said: "You have too many questions, if you want to know so much, wait, don't you know when you go back and ask Bye?"
"No, Bye will spend two hours explaining to me, I will go crazy!" Olowokandi said fearfully.
Carter said blankly: "If you are not crazy, we must be crazy. Since someone is going to be crazy, why can't it be you?" "I will criticize, I ask too many questions! I promise not to ask!" explain.
Bai Jidong has been obsessed with wolf language recently, and whenever he has nothing to do, he will learn from Zhanan, "Kepakis, do you think my voice is similar now?"
"Your voice is the most wolf-like howl I've ever heard. It should be said that you are talented in this area, but you can't cry like that when you really meet an arctic wolf." Zhanan said.
Bai Jidong asked: "Why?" "Because your voice may be taken as a provocation by the arctic wolf." Zhanan said.
"Have you heard the story of the bear whisperer?" Bai Jidong asked Zhanan.Question marks were written on Zhanan's face, it was clear he didn't know the story.
Bai Jidong said: "There is a guy in California who specializes in dealing with black bears. In addition to using some non-lethal weapons, he also imitates bear calls to expel those black bears that affect humans."
"Arctic wolves are fiercer and smarter than black bears," Zhanan said. "They will take you as prey."
Bai Jidong patted his down jacket, "Can you use wolf language to expel arctic wolves?"
"No, I have to bring non-lethal weapons, otherwise the arctic wolf will devour us." Zhanan shook his head again and again.
Bai Jidong smiled and said, "You are so timid."
"If I'm a daring fool, I'm afraid I've become the Shit of the arctic wolf." Zhanan said.
His cell phone rang, Bai Jidong picked it up, the caller was Hardaway, "Penny, I hope you have good news to tell me."
"Good news we caught a lot of fish, can you come? I heard that you grew up by the sea, you must know how to grill these fish deliciously." Hardaway said.
Bai Jidong didn't want to get it at first, but when Hardaway said grilled fish, he suddenly recalled his childhood memories, "Where are you? I'll go with Kempakis."
"Nard Coast." Hardaway.
"Okay, we'll be right there." Bai Jidong hung up the phone, "Kepakis, are you interested in eating grilled fish with me?"
"Grilled fish is my favorite, where is it?" Zhanan asked.
"Nade Coast." Bai Jidong said.
Hearing this, Zhanan's expression muscles seemed to be broken, and his face froze instantly.
Bai Jidong felt strange; "What's wrong?"
"There are a lot of sea fish there. Similarly, it is also one of the areas where Arctic wolves are most active. If you don't bring a lethal weapon, you can't go there." Zhanan Youyou said.
"So?" Bai Jidong began to worry.
Zhanan said: "This grilled fish meal is edible, but we must bring lethal weapons."
"Okay, let's go there quickly." Bai Jidong feared that those ignorant guys would become the Arctic wolf's meal.
"What a god! These fish are fat and big, which one should I grill first?" Garnett stared straight at the fish.
The wolf king of Minnesota opened his bloodthirsty face at this moment, staring at the fat and fresh fish under the icy ocean, "Old Kevin, make up your mind."
"I don't know anything about the bottom of the sea. Let's get ready and wait for Bye to come over. He grew up by the sea and knows how to do it," Willis said.
"Yeah, let's get the grill lined up," Hardaway said.
"I'll help," said Anthony Carter diligently.
And Hassell, who, with Garnett, packed the fresh fish into bags for the grill, "Kevin, I suddenly think Michael's idea is very good."
"Michael's idea? Immigrant here?" Garnett said, "I don't think that's a good idea."
"I don't think so, either," Hassell said. "But there's merit in his long list of ideas."
"Like?" Garnett sneered. "Find a beautiful Greenlandic woman to have children?"
"No, I'm referring to opening a fishing farm in Greenland, it must be very profitable." Hassell said.
"This is a business opportunity." Garnett agreed.
"Woo~~~~" Hardaway raised his head and asked Kukoc, "Did you hear any strange sounds?"
Kukoc vaguely felt a chilling howl just now, "That's an illusion, maybe someone was playing a prank." "Maybe." Hardaway had never heard such a realistic wolf howl.
Olowokandi was the one who worked the hardest, "Guys, this must be the happiest meal of my life!"
"Have you had too many climaxes in your life recently?" Hardaway complained.
The reason why Hardaway complained so much was because Olowokandi said when he first arrived in Greenland; "This is the most beautiful place I have ever been to in my life."
After staying for a few days, he saw the white continent of Greenland and said, "This is the most white and flawless continent I have ever seen in my life."
By analogy, he said the best of many people's lives.
"Aww~~~~" The howl was so loud that everyone could hear it.
Everyone stopped their buddies and looked around.
Kukoc took a chance and said, "Bye must have arrived. He deliberately scared us."
After speaking, Kukoc shouted: "Bye, come out, stop playing such childish pranks!"
Hardaway looked around vigilantly: "Tony, can Bye howl so loudly? This is definitely howling wolves, everyone be careful!"
"Hurry up and get the torches, arctic wolves are afraid of fire!" Willis yelled.
Shane shouted, "Is that a prairie wolf?"
"They're all wolves, so they must be afraid of fire!" Willis picked up a torch involuntarily.
"Woooooo~~~" A white dot appeared in the distance, and Olowokandi almost peed when he saw it, "What a god! Am I going to die in Langkou today?"
"What are you talking about? Here is the strongest man in the world. What are you afraid of?" Garnett yelled, "Don't be afraid. If we really fight with wolves, we won't necessarily lose."
"Kevin, that's an arctic wolf, not your husky." Hassel was about to cry.
Garnett wanted to show leadership, picked up the torch and waved, "Ah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Woooooooo~~~~" Lang howled over Garnett's roar.
Olowokandi yelled: "The wolf is coming, KG!"
"Fuck!" Garnett dropped the torch, turned and ran.
"Michael, you lied to me!" Garnett stared at him.
Willis shouted: "Damn it, stop arguing! Pick up the torches and form a group, there are so many of us, they dare not speak easily!"
"It makes sense! Besiege the city together, and die together!" Olowokandi's words made people despair.
Garnett gave him a kick: "If you die, you die!"
There were more and more small spots in the distance, and the howling of wolves changed from a single place to howling in all directions.
Olowokandi screamed: "God, I am so kind, why did you treat me like this? Why did you let me die in the wolf's mouth?"
"Shut up!" Garnett was still resenting what happened just now.
Olowokandi said sadly: "I apologize to you, there was really a wolf rushing over just now, I was wrong."
"A pack animal like arctic wolves usually picks the thinnest target." Willis scared Anthony Carter half to death as soon as he opened his mouth.
Among the people present, Carter was the shortest, and he was still in the mood to show off his muscles: "Although I am short, my muscles are bigger than all of you. Do you think these beasts are afraid of me?"
"Well, arctic wolves must like humans with such big muscles." Willis' words made Carter burst into tears.
Battier saw the dot at the end, "Here they come! They come!"
"Are we going to be eaten?" Carter yelled, "I've thought about countless ways to die, but I didn't expect to die like this!"
"Brothers, it's a pleasure to meet you, see you in heaven!" Olowokandi said.
"boom!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
"Awww~~~~~"
First there was the sound of gunfire, followed by an unnatural howl of wolves uttered through a loudspeaker.
The forest wolves were trembling, and Willis took a closer look. The wolf was all white and stood upright. "White wolf! A white wolf that walks upright! My God!"
"Ooooooooooo~~~"
Bai Jidong held up a loudspeaker and continued howling, Zhanan guarded him with a shotgun.
An arrogant human like him, if Zhanan hadn't been there, he might have been killed dozens of times by arctic wolves.
When Bai Jidong approached, everyone took a closer look, and it turned out that the upright white wolf that Willis was talking about was actually Bai Jidong.
"Bye, I want to love you for 1 years!"
Olowokandi rushed forward and hugged Bai Jidong frantically.
"No, what I saw was clearly a white wolf." Willis was puzzled.
This story was later distorted into thousands of versions. Some people say that Bai Jidong killed the wolf king of the arctic wolves by himself; drink off the wolves
There are many versions, this is the only true version, and it is also the origin of Bai Jidong's nickname "White Wolf".
(End of this chapter)
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