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Chapter 134 Mr. NONO

Chapter 134 Mr. NONO
In the first round of the playoffs, the Eastern Conference cast the wrath of the regular season on the young Washington Bullets.

Especially in the first game, the Bulls dismembered the bullets at home with a whole body of anger.

乔丹轰下35分,皮彭得到20分10篮板10助攻的三双,白已冬拿下17分6篮板,罗德曼0分25篮板。

In terms of rebounds alone, the Bulls surpassed the Bullets by 21.

Then there's Game 2, a game in which Washington played well and should have stolen a victory at the United Center.

可惜卡尔伯特·钱尼的25分5篮板,也可惜了克里斯·韦伯的21分12篮板6助攻,一样可惜的还有特雷西·穆雷的22分。

Their play was overshadowed by Jordan's devastating 55 points and 7 rebounds.

"Let us pray for Washington together, and pray that Michael will not appear tonight." Seeing Jordan's brutal performance, Marv Albert, who was the commentator for the game, said.

Failing to take away a victory from the United Center, Washington's fate was sealed in the second loss.

Back at home, although they resisted with all their strength, they still failed to escape being defeated by the Bulls.

With a big score of 3 to 0, the Washington Bullets were swept out by the Bulls, and the Bulls advanced to the Eastern Conference semifinals.

The bull's semifinal opponent will be born between the eagle and the piston.

Many people expect the Pistons to advance, because the Pistons have another Jordan successor in their formation.

This person's name is Grant Hill. His style of play is as elegant as his appearance. The league's first start-up speed and lightning-fast explosive power made him the top voter in the All-Star Game in his rookie season.

Not to mention the past of the Bulls and Pistons, let Jordan and Jordan's successor meet in the playoffs to make more boos.

Stern is very happy to see two generations of stars fighting each other on the field.But the Eagles refused to follow Stern's wishes.

They fought five games with the Pistons, and they fought every game.

Some of Hill's problems are gradually exposed. Compared with Jordan, he is more like "Penny" Hardaway a year older than him.

In the playoffs, he lacked the murderous spirit of seeing blood and sealing his throat. He is not like Jordan, not at all.

In the fifth game of the first round of "whoever loses, go home and fish", Hill played abnormally and made 24 of 9 shots. The Pistons finally lost to the Hawks by 5 points and were eliminated in the first round.

Everyone wants to see Jordan VS Hill, but this scene is destined to only exist in the imagination of fans.

After that, Game [-] of the Eastern Conference semifinals.

Bai Jidong came to the scene early to warm up, and opposite him was the Eagles players who came to the United Center earlier than him.They want to get used to the rim here.

Bai Jidong sneaked a few glances at them, and the one who bore the brunt was Dikembe Mutombo, the "Mountain of Africa". He really looked tall and mighty, "Dikembe, I will dunk on your head."

Mutombo smiled, showing his big white teeth, and shook his finger at Bai Jidong: "NONONO! You are not Jordan, you can't do it."

"Who said that? Who said I can't do it? I must dunk on your head!" Bai Jidong seemed serious.

Another person who came to the training in advance was the old chief. Seeing that Bai Jidong was provoking Mutombo,

The old chief taught earnestly: "Don't do this, everything will be discussed after the game starts."

"No, Mike taught me that the war of trash talk starts before the game." Bai Jidong was obsessed with it.

The chief shook his head helplessly, extremely disappointed with today's young people.

Remember how honest he was when he entered the league, how much he admired these accomplished stars?
It's really outrageous for this brat to call out the star on the opposite side at every turn.

An hour later, the game started.Bai Jidong especially wanted to find someone to retell the jump ball process between Longley and Mutombo, it was really a good show.

Longley jumped a foot high, and Mutombo got the ball with his arm length.

Not reconciled, Langley made another move and poked Mutombo in the eye. The referee gave Langley a T very decisively.

"Sir! It was an accident!" Langley naturally wanted to defend himself against this strange injustice.

But the referee said: "If you have anything to say, please go and talk to Dikembe, I have always been a blow."

"Luke, what he said makes sense." Bai Jidong put his arms around Langley's waist: "I think you should talk to Mr. NONO."

"No, Mr. NONO's accent is too scary. I don't want to talk to him, not a word." Longley said.

Needless to say, Mr. NONO is Bai Jidong who gave Mutombo his nickname.

Longley's accent is known to many, and Mutombo has the most "sexy" voice in the world.

As long as you hear him speak, the thrilling effect is no less than that of a ghost screaming in a Japanese horror movie, and you will want to hear it even after hearing it.

Kristen Laettner, who overwhelmed O'Neal and was selected to the Dream Team, scored a free throw, and the Eagles still held the ball.

Jordan yelled, and the others cheered up and launched a tight defense against the Eagles' offense.

"Michael Muchi Blalock Jordan! Do you know how happy I am to see you?" Blalock was furious when he heard Bai Jidong call out this nickname that made him cock tight: "You The bastard!"

"Your tone is like MJ!" Bai Jidong teased him without any morals.

However, Bai Jidong had a hard time dealing with Braylock last year, but this year is different.

Although his defense is not oppressive enough, it is more than enough to deal with oppressive offenses.

Blaylock was forced by Bai Jidong and made a mistake, "Damn it! Just wait!"

"Michael, I'm always ready!" "If you call him Michael again, I'll kill you!" Jordan couldn't listen anymore.

"Then can I call him Jordan?" Bai Jidong asked.

Jordan said angrily, "Do you want to die?"

"OK, I understand, I will find a balance between the two." Bai Jidong thought to Jordan that he was narrow-minded, and then he thought carefully, what should this Blaylock give him?
After thinking for a long time, Bai Jidong was sure, "Okay, I figured it out! Let's call you Mikey! There are Michael and Muqi, am I smart?"

Bai Jidong was explaining his new nickname to Blaylock, and Pippen missed Steve Smith in the post.

Bai Jidong retreated quickly, "Mike! Come here quickly! I can't wait to love you!"

Although Blaylock was irritated, he was rational and found Smith to pass the ball.Smith missed a three-pointer from the bottom corner.

Jordan took the rebound and gave Bai Weidong a push.

While dribbling the ball, Bai Weidong kept his mouth open and kept talking.

Braylock's ears rang, and he really wanted to punch Bai Jidong.

Bai Jidong prodded Blaylock with trash talk over and over again.Blaylock remained sane, suppressing the desire to punch.

Although he really wanted to punch, something in his heart told him that he couldn't do that.

On the left waist, Jordan has already got stuck.Bai Jidong stopped on the spot, and just as Blaylock was about to press forward, he retreated like a matador in the Ronda bullring, who was rushing towards the matador with all his strength.

As soon as Jordan received the ball, he started his dream dance, took a step to the left, and successfully attracted the defense of two people. After the ball hit the ground, he turned right.

The defender didn't keep up, and Jordan directly singled out a jumper.

Hit!Apart from scoring goals, there are many other things worthy of Bai Jidong's observation.

Why did Jordan's footsteps cause the Eagles players to be so nervous?Just one step away, Smith, who was closest, left Pippen to double-team.

It's a pity that Jordan scored a goal before the double-team was formed.

"I know you really want to attack. Why don't you obey your heart? Follow your own feelings and don't think about other people." Bai Jidong continued to lure Blaylock into a single.

Blaylock is no fool: "Why don't you attack without MJ?"

"Because the time has not come, you know, the secret weapon is always the last one to shoot." Bai Jidong said: "As the person who looks the most like MJ on this planet, how can you be cowardly? Mikey! Don't be cowardly! "

Rodman, who was wandering nearby, shook his head repeatedly when he heard Bai Jidong's trash talk.

What has this kid learned from being with me for a few years?Grab my rebound?Still looking for a fight?I stimulate my opponent to force them to fight, but this guy is good, every time he has a face of "Come and hit me, if you don't kill me, I will count you as the loser", he is really so fucking cheap!

Blaylock's throwing shot is not because of Bai Jidong's stimulation, but because of his teammates' pick-and-roll to help Blaylock get an open shot. It is a matter of course to shoot.

Bai Jidong stuck in Blaylock's position: "I know you're nervous, this goal won't go in." "Damn it." Blaylock missed and missed the throw.

"Bye, I have to remind you, be careful not to be beaten." Rodman tried to persuade him.

Bai Jidong pointed at his own face: "Please hit me."

"Why is this man so cheap?" Rodman faced the camera, "One day, he will be beaten to death."

"Who are you talking about? Hurry up and serve! You're the one who talks too much!" Bai Jidong shouted.

"I think it's better to talk less and do more in the game, what do you think?" Pippen asked.

Bai Jidong patted the ball and asked, "What do you want to say?"

"For example, I don't know you, but you said a lot of nasty things to me, then I would definitely want to beat you up, what do you think?" Pippen tried to be tactful.

First of all, Pippen is not good at words.

Secondly, Bai Jidong still couldn't understand: "What do you want to say?"

"He wants to say hurry up to halftime! You are going to break the law!" Jordan roared.

Bai Jidong galloped across the LOGO area like a rabbit: "Scott, it's true, halftime is over, it's such a big circle."

"Uh," Pippen was helpless, "I tried my best, and I can't help him if he gets beaten."

"No, this is our home court, no." Jordan thought to himself. Probably not.

After these people finished their chatter, the attack time was less than ten seconds.

Bai Jidong gave the ball to Pipen, and then helped Pipen block Smith.

Pippen opened and closed, and went to the basket. Mutombo was like a giant mountain blocking Yugong, majestic.

Pippen attracted his attention, and then distributed the ball to Bai Jidong who was cutting inside together.

Immediately, Bai Jidong dunked the dunk with both hands: "I said it! I'm going to dunk on your head!"

Mutombo bit his finger at the audience and said: "NONONO! It doesn't count! I didn't defend you! It can't be counted on me!"

"You don't even admit to being dunked?" Bai Jidong asked.

"No! I admit it! I admit that MJ dunked on my head, but I don't recognize your dunk. I just passed by here, and you just happened to dunk next to me." Mutombo used His voice that made Bai Jidong get goose bumps chattered endlessly: "I will admit that you dunked beside me, but I will not admit that you dunked on my head."

"Okay, don't count if you don't count, remember! I will dunk on your head sooner or later! Mr. NONO!"

"NONONO! My name is not Mr. NONO, my name is Dikembe Mutombo Moplando Mukamba"

"You're fucking enough!"

 Thank you to the judge of the court for pointing out the mistake. Sometimes the writing is ignorant and the editing is not careful. If there is a similar situation, please bring it up. Thank you.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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