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Chapter 85 Advertising
Chapter 85 Advertising
The program crew finally left, while Zhi Zhi was taking a nap.
Originally, I came to say goodbye, but not only did I not like this feeling, but I came back after two weeks, so I slept soundly.
I finally woke up, and I haven't forgotten to ask everyone to bring gifts back in the group.
Especially Zhang Chi, who is obviously not a regular guest. He has been hanging around here for so long and hasn't even gotten the promised gift.
However, no one in the group replied to him.
Because everyone will catch up on sleep in the car, and the other zero-hour guests didn't say anything when they saw He Zhi Aite, and they were all quiet.
Inexplicably, more than a little empty, the village is quiet again!
Then he regretted it. Probably after Teacher Wang left, the two dogs from the Tianyuan House slipped over and had fun with Little White and Little Black in the yard, and they attacked him from time to time.
Not only was he thinking about something, but a group of dogs suddenly rushed over and cleaned up his face. Feeling the wetness on his face, he thought of dog meat hot pot!
It's a pity, just thinking about it, it's more than just not eating dog meat.
This is probably his good brother Heihu, a black-backed mixed race, who came back from Panzhihua by train with him when he was very young.
In order to take it with him, his father hid it in a cardboard box and carefully fed it along the way, thanks to the fact that there was no security check in those days.
However, the long journey is enough to give people a headache.
After returning to my hometown, I should not be used to it, not only would I not have many friends, I would be tired of being with the black tiger every day, watching it grow up, it would be more than small, and I would often use it as a mount.
Although the black tiger grows stronger and more powerful, showing the strength of a big dog, but for this little master, he is obedient and obedient, so he can do whatever he wants.
One person, one dog, which can be said to have unified the dog world of several surrounding villages. If there is any dissatisfaction, the black tiger will not kill, but will not let go of the dog's head.
For this reason, Heihu also lost a tooth. The dog wanted to bite more than he wanted, and he was so frightened that he cried at that time. As a result, Heihu held the dog's head in its mouth and couldn't let go. Others tried to break it with tongs in order to let it loose. In the end, both sides suffered.
It's a pity that the end of the black tiger was very miserable. Because the grandparents were too busy, they forgot to take it for an injection. In the end, they got seriously ill and were half dead.
That time, he was more than crying, anyway, no matter what happened afterwards, no matter who said the dog meat was delicious, he would not touch it at all.
Therefore, a few dogs narrowly escaped death.
However, as a punishment, the dog food for the night is gone!
The few dogs who were still playing around had no idea what they were about to experience, especially Xiaobai and Xiaohei.
In the next few days, I was busy harvesting millet, and then dealing with follow-up issues, especially the grain and grass. It didn't matter because I didn't raise cattle in the past two years. Now that I have raised the Bull Demon King.
Naturally, they had to be handled properly, tied up in handfuls, dried on the ridge of the field, and then carried back and twisted. These were mainly the winter grain reserves of the Bull Demon King.
It took a week to deal with the millet before and after, and with the last basket of millet into the warehouse, this matter came to an end.
And the time has come to the end of August, and my sister will start school soon.
He Zhi was sitting on one side very seriously, and on the other side was his younger sister He Yan, who was sitting upright, without the usual hippie smile at all.
He not only patted the table rhythmically, but looked at her sharply.
"Have you finished your homework?"
He Yan looked at his elder brother nervously, his little head was like smashing garlic, but after all, he was only a child, and there were too many flaws, not just staring, she couldn't bear it anymore.
"Hey, you still have two days. If you can't finish these things, you can halve your pocket money, halve your TV time, and halve your New Year's money..."
He Yan was frightened when he heard his brother's series of halvings. This was simply an opportunity to make money!
That's right, not only are we very poor now, so poor that we can only buy sweets to eat Guokui, they are actually sold for two yuan each in the town. We can no longer see the [-] cents each in junior high school.
As for the meat, the aunt who sells the pot helmet recommends it every day, but he has never bought it, let alone whether it tastes good, the cupboard is full of pot helmets, but they are still cold, so he shy away from them.
Do you want to do it yourself?Anyway, it only requires a very simple stove, so it shouldn’t be too simple.
However, this is all nonsense. He thinks that he is going to make money. He has thought about it a lot. With his current popularity, like those Internet celebrities, he can earn a lot of money by accepting a few small advertisements.
It's just that the most annoying thing is the small advertisements, which make people dazzled. I don't know which is good and which is bad, so this plan is temporarily passed.
Go buy lottery tickets again?
"You can have this, what's the big deal, take the Bull Demon King out for a walk and ride it?"
Not only did he not forget that he still has a divine ability, but the Bull Demon King is still a calf, and he might not be able to bear the two hundred catties!
"Made, it's so hard to earn money!"
It's so simple when it's time to spend money, two hundred thousand yuan is gone, and I still have so many things that I haven't come to buy in time.
Do you want to sell things yourself?
Although I despise other people's advertisements, it is because I am afraid that the products will not be good, and my own things will not be worth it.
If someone says it's not good, then don't worry about it, as long as he says it's good.
Now that you have an idea, it's time to look at the product.
Bai Wen is reluctant to sell, Tao Qing can consider it.
It's just a little-known homemade tea. I'm afraid no one will buy it, and it's impossible to sell it at a low price.
"Then you can only sell vulgar things, things that everyone knows."
Just look at the matsutake in the bamboo basket, it's just you.
There is no need to worry about selling this thing at all, and I am popular anyway, so I am afraid that someone will find it if I advertise.
Someone completely forgets what he just said about how he hates ads.
Send my sister to do it by herself, and come back for inspection later.
Not only did he find the DSLR that was about to collect dust at noon, since he got used to asking for videos and photos from the program group, he became more and more lazy.
It is only in this situation that it is rare to use it.
Carrying a camera, it is more than just going straight to the back mountain. Since you plan to sell, you must have pictures, and the advertisement should not be too hard.
After much thought, I ended up not only taking a few pictures of matsutake growing, but also picked a bamboo basket and took a few pictures.
"Mr. Wang took the whole family away. I have a pity that I can't finish the matsutake and can only feed the pigs. It's just a little distressed. Do you want to sell it in the town?"
Just such a sentence, accompanied by a few pictures, plus a helpless little emoji, perfect!
This time, he finally slipped away without finishing posting Weibo. Instead, he turned on the notification tone and followed the replies, wanting to see how the effect was.
Then, his rice 5 s died directly.
"..."
Forget that my broken mobile phone can't bear it anymore, but fortunately I have a computer, just like a camera, it has been collecting dust since I bought it, and I obviously plan to come back and play games.
It turned out to be too busy.
"Hello, I am ×××, do you want to sell your matsutake?"
Business is here!
(End of this chapter)
The program crew finally left, while Zhi Zhi was taking a nap.
Originally, I came to say goodbye, but not only did I not like this feeling, but I came back after two weeks, so I slept soundly.
I finally woke up, and I haven't forgotten to ask everyone to bring gifts back in the group.
Especially Zhang Chi, who is obviously not a regular guest. He has been hanging around here for so long and hasn't even gotten the promised gift.
However, no one in the group replied to him.
Because everyone will catch up on sleep in the car, and the other zero-hour guests didn't say anything when they saw He Zhi Aite, and they were all quiet.
Inexplicably, more than a little empty, the village is quiet again!
Then he regretted it. Probably after Teacher Wang left, the two dogs from the Tianyuan House slipped over and had fun with Little White and Little Black in the yard, and they attacked him from time to time.
Not only was he thinking about something, but a group of dogs suddenly rushed over and cleaned up his face. Feeling the wetness on his face, he thought of dog meat hot pot!
It's a pity, just thinking about it, it's more than just not eating dog meat.
This is probably his good brother Heihu, a black-backed mixed race, who came back from Panzhihua by train with him when he was very young.
In order to take it with him, his father hid it in a cardboard box and carefully fed it along the way, thanks to the fact that there was no security check in those days.
However, the long journey is enough to give people a headache.
After returning to my hometown, I should not be used to it, not only would I not have many friends, I would be tired of being with the black tiger every day, watching it grow up, it would be more than small, and I would often use it as a mount.
Although the black tiger grows stronger and more powerful, showing the strength of a big dog, but for this little master, he is obedient and obedient, so he can do whatever he wants.
One person, one dog, which can be said to have unified the dog world of several surrounding villages. If there is any dissatisfaction, the black tiger will not kill, but will not let go of the dog's head.
For this reason, Heihu also lost a tooth. The dog wanted to bite more than he wanted, and he was so frightened that he cried at that time. As a result, Heihu held the dog's head in its mouth and couldn't let go. Others tried to break it with tongs in order to let it loose. In the end, both sides suffered.
It's a pity that the end of the black tiger was very miserable. Because the grandparents were too busy, they forgot to take it for an injection. In the end, they got seriously ill and were half dead.
That time, he was more than crying, anyway, no matter what happened afterwards, no matter who said the dog meat was delicious, he would not touch it at all.
Therefore, a few dogs narrowly escaped death.
However, as a punishment, the dog food for the night is gone!
The few dogs who were still playing around had no idea what they were about to experience, especially Xiaobai and Xiaohei.
In the next few days, I was busy harvesting millet, and then dealing with follow-up issues, especially the grain and grass. It didn't matter because I didn't raise cattle in the past two years. Now that I have raised the Bull Demon King.
Naturally, they had to be handled properly, tied up in handfuls, dried on the ridge of the field, and then carried back and twisted. These were mainly the winter grain reserves of the Bull Demon King.
It took a week to deal with the millet before and after, and with the last basket of millet into the warehouse, this matter came to an end.
And the time has come to the end of August, and my sister will start school soon.
He Zhi was sitting on one side very seriously, and on the other side was his younger sister He Yan, who was sitting upright, without the usual hippie smile at all.
He not only patted the table rhythmically, but looked at her sharply.
"Have you finished your homework?"
He Yan looked at his elder brother nervously, his little head was like smashing garlic, but after all, he was only a child, and there were too many flaws, not just staring, she couldn't bear it anymore.
"Hey, you still have two days. If you can't finish these things, you can halve your pocket money, halve your TV time, and halve your New Year's money..."
He Yan was frightened when he heard his brother's series of halvings. This was simply an opportunity to make money!
That's right, not only are we very poor now, so poor that we can only buy sweets to eat Guokui, they are actually sold for two yuan each in the town. We can no longer see the [-] cents each in junior high school.
As for the meat, the aunt who sells the pot helmet recommends it every day, but he has never bought it, let alone whether it tastes good, the cupboard is full of pot helmets, but they are still cold, so he shy away from them.
Do you want to do it yourself?Anyway, it only requires a very simple stove, so it shouldn’t be too simple.
However, this is all nonsense. He thinks that he is going to make money. He has thought about it a lot. With his current popularity, like those Internet celebrities, he can earn a lot of money by accepting a few small advertisements.
It's just that the most annoying thing is the small advertisements, which make people dazzled. I don't know which is good and which is bad, so this plan is temporarily passed.
Go buy lottery tickets again?
"You can have this, what's the big deal, take the Bull Demon King out for a walk and ride it?"
Not only did he not forget that he still has a divine ability, but the Bull Demon King is still a calf, and he might not be able to bear the two hundred catties!
"Made, it's so hard to earn money!"
It's so simple when it's time to spend money, two hundred thousand yuan is gone, and I still have so many things that I haven't come to buy in time.
Do you want to sell things yourself?
Although I despise other people's advertisements, it is because I am afraid that the products will not be good, and my own things will not be worth it.
If someone says it's not good, then don't worry about it, as long as he says it's good.
Now that you have an idea, it's time to look at the product.
Bai Wen is reluctant to sell, Tao Qing can consider it.
It's just a little-known homemade tea. I'm afraid no one will buy it, and it's impossible to sell it at a low price.
"Then you can only sell vulgar things, things that everyone knows."
Just look at the matsutake in the bamboo basket, it's just you.
There is no need to worry about selling this thing at all, and I am popular anyway, so I am afraid that someone will find it if I advertise.
Someone completely forgets what he just said about how he hates ads.
Send my sister to do it by herself, and come back for inspection later.
Not only did he find the DSLR that was about to collect dust at noon, since he got used to asking for videos and photos from the program group, he became more and more lazy.
It is only in this situation that it is rare to use it.
Carrying a camera, it is more than just going straight to the back mountain. Since you plan to sell, you must have pictures, and the advertisement should not be too hard.
After much thought, I ended up not only taking a few pictures of matsutake growing, but also picked a bamboo basket and took a few pictures.
"Mr. Wang took the whole family away. I have a pity that I can't finish the matsutake and can only feed the pigs. It's just a little distressed. Do you want to sell it in the town?"
Just such a sentence, accompanied by a few pictures, plus a helpless little emoji, perfect!
This time, he finally slipped away without finishing posting Weibo. Instead, he turned on the notification tone and followed the replies, wanting to see how the effect was.
Then, his rice 5 s died directly.
"..."
Forget that my broken mobile phone can't bear it anymore, but fortunately I have a computer, just like a camera, it has been collecting dust since I bought it, and I obviously plan to come back and play games.
It turned out to be too busy.
"Hello, I am ×××, do you want to sell your matsutake?"
Business is here!
(End of this chapter)
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