Jagged Wings

Chapter 1 The Walcott Diary (1)

My name is Theo Walcott.I'm a football player, currently playing for Arsenal Football Club, playing as a winger, but I prefer to play as a centre-forward because I think men should be at the top of the team.

People often say that I have the speed of a leopard, the eyes of an eagle, the smell of a dog, the strength of a bear, and that I am born to play football.I want to say, pull it!My childhood dream was just to be a track and field athlete, but I didn't expect to become a football player by accident.But if I choose to play football, I will fall in love with this sport. I found that my speed is so useful on the court. Although my footwork is still a mess, no one cares. In 2006, he was spotted by the giants Arsenal at the time and went to London.I laughed to myself, but running back and forth on the court with a ball will be spotted by the giants. How stupid are those who are still playing in the low-level leagues.

Arsenal is worthy of being a giant, top-notch in every aspect, they have top-notch stadiums, top-notch coaches, top-notch players, and top-notch training facilities.However, I still like the toilets at the Kearney base best, as long as one is down, I don't want to stand up again.To be honest Arsenal does have a knack for designing toilets and bathrooms.

The professor is the most imposing man I have ever met.He is very wise, and he smiles all day long, and that iconic smile makes him more attractive as a man. The so-called man who gets older with age probably refers to this kind of person.But I have also heard some bad rumors that he is a pedophile. It is hard to say whether the professor has a pedophile, but he really likes to be with children aged 17 and 8, and he often cooks himself. The professor's The pudding is pretty good. Only young players who have just joined the team are eligible to eat it. I also ate it once when I came to Arsenal. I ate it with Cesc Fabregas. Fabregas is very ugly, and I especially like to talk big things, what helped Arsenal win the Champions League, and I will become the greatest player in Arsenal's history, etc.I didn't want to bully him at all, but the professor liked him very much, so the professor asked him to move his family to his next door.

I scored my first goal for Arsenal in 2007 against Chelsea.To be honest, Mourinho's bird-like appearance is annoying to look at, and he dares to say anything with a stinky mouth. He even wants to let the media know that his dog seduces other male dogs outside.This person is a typical person who fears the world will not be chaotic, and finds out if he has nothing to do.He also likes to wear dark trench coats, thinking he is Sherlock Holmes?If he were Sherlock Holmes, then I would be Phantom Thief Kidd!
In the end we lost 1 to 2. An African man who looked like a cow scored 2 goals. People said he looked like an actor in Asia. I thought, is there any actor who looks like this?Until the end of the game, Senderos was still roaring in the locker room: Let him come!I am not afraid, come on, come on!This sissy thought she would be ruthless if she shaved her hair, but ended up yelling in the locker room.

When I left the court, I saw this guy was beaten up by the African in the toilet, so I didn't say anything to save him.

Football is like this, people are more ruthless than you, can you do this?It can only be served cold!
ps: This is reposted, the original author has agreed
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