Heaven Civilization Salvation System

Chapter 236 Monkey King Teases the Bully

"Once a word is spoken, it is hard to follow!" Fang Zhe's voice resounded through the sky.

The ghosts and monkey monkey grandchildren who did not drink and guard Huaguo Mountain all remembered what Fang Zhe and Monkey King said, as well as the new bet.

After waking up, Fang Zhe blamed Ziye for not stopping him from talking and making promises after drinking. Ziye claimed that he was stupid and only cared about the safety of Huaguoshan outside, and didn't pay attention to what happened inside.

Sun Wukong's head is indeed a stone, and his memory is so strong even when he was drunk, so he always remembered Fang Zhe's drunken words, and cleverly verified Fang Zhe's drunken words on the spot. Ghost and monkey monkey grandson.

Fang Zhe could only admit that he had stumbled.

Relying on Zi Ye's three-inch tongue, they negotiated a condition for no one to agree to the other party.Unexpectedly, Monkey King really agreed.

Fang Zhe first said that the condition was to let Sun Wukong take office in the heavenly court, handed the imperial decree to Sun Wukong together, and completed the task assigned to him by Taibai Jinxing.

Sun Wukong smiled and narrowed his eyes into treacherous slits: "I agree to your conditions, and you agree to mine."

Fang Zhe knew that Sun Wukong had bad intentions, so why couldn't he not drink with him?Drinking is a mistake, and I regret it.

Sun Wukong's condition is: let the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain live forever.

Fang Zhe lost his fortune.The monkeys jumped happily in Huaguo Mountain, and the corvee of the ghosts in the underworld was aggravated. They were punished to brew wine with Zi Ye until the empty space in the wine cellar was filled with wine.

It's hard to chase after a word is said.

After guarding the two drunks for three days and three nights, he didn't expect to end up like this.Zi Ye, who has always allocated time strictly, hinted to himself that no matter how much work is done in a day, he can finish it.In fact, Ziye's brewing is at most just a command job, but he can justly soak in the wine cellar every day without anyone saying anything.

Sun Wukong dragged on for three days, and finally went to the Heavenly Court to report.

Monkey King, holding the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor, passed through the Nantian Gate, but the people who met him waited for three days but did not see Monkey King, so he was lukewarm to Monkey King.

But Sun Wukong is not a vegetarian, a golden cudgel was about to be swung out, the person who responded to him was frightened, and changed a stern expression and said contemptuously: "After receiving this imperial decree, you will be an official of the heavenly court. A riot in the heavenly court is a violation of the rules of heaven, and you will be expelled from the lower realm!"

Monkey King thought for a while, he had just arrived in the heavenly realm, how could he be expelled from the lower realm without playing enough?So he pretended to be obedient and obedient, and took the golden cudgel back.

On the way, Sun Wukong kept pretending to be stupid and teasing the little officials who supported him.When a group of fairies passed by with their baskets, Sun Wukong cast a spell to change the contents of the basket into the cuffs of the little official, and then exposed the little official, so the little official was taken away by Xian'e for violating the rules of heaven. .

"I'm wronged, it was that monkey who did it, how could it be me?" The little official who was taken away by the heavenly soldiers kept calling for grievances, Xian'e just felt that the little official didn't take responsibility, and she was really a sophistry bad fairy.

Sun Wukong couldn't help covering his mouth and sniggering behind his back, and he cast a spell on Xiaoguan's dumb acupoint. The poor little official couldn't tell what was going on, and stared at the embarrassing Monkey King with wide eyes, struggling to be taken away by the heavenly soldiers.

Listening to Xian'e's directions, Sun Wukong walked through the Peach Garden and turned left, then walked straight for 300 meters, and then turned right... Generally speaking, Sun Wukong had to find his own way, luckily he met Taibai Jinxing, Taibai Jinxing brought to the place of employment.

"Great Sage, remember to perform the mission well." Taibai Jinxing continued to read, "Great Sage, remember to value peace and harmony."

Sun Wukong covered his ears, thinking that one day he was allowed to live with Taibai Jinxing for a day, and he would definitely be drowned by his spittle. It was the first time he saw such a long-winded old man.

Taibai Jinxing was also very helpless. Sun Wukong didn't know how many words he had heard. He sighed: "Sun Dasheng, we are here."

I saw a vast prairie with no borders in front of me. There were countless beautiful horses on the prairie, and some people rode and fed the horses there.Taibai Jinxing left after sending Wukong to the destination, "Sun Dasheng, remember what I said."

Even if you don't remember, you have to leave.

Sun Wukong looked at a small teahouse on the ground where people could rest. A greasy guy fell asleep lying face down on the table: "Hey, who could this be?"

Suddenly, an unknown official came out of the room. He brought a plate with roast goose on it, put a towel on his shoulders, and said flattering words: "Oh, my lord, the roast goose is here!" , eat it while it's hot."

Could it be that this is a special regulation to cook food for others?Sun Wukong felt that he was already Bi Mawen's official position, and there should be a delicious meal waiting for him to eat.

"Hey, Xiao Er, come and get me one too." Monkey King said.

"Who are you? Are you a newcomer?" Seeing that Monkey King was very surprised, the person known as Xiaoer continued, "If you are new here, please go to that side." After speaking, he pointed to the foster father behind Monkey King. Meadow for horses.

"What are you doing over there?" Sun Wukong asked, and proudly introduced to him: "I am the new Bi Mawen, and I am here to take office."

As soon as Monkey King finished speaking, the man laughed contemptuously.

"Who do you think you are, what's so great about you." Xiao Er was impatient, and said angrily to Monkey King: "Get out of the way, don't block me."

"I'm just blocking you, so what?" Sun Wukong frowned and raised his eyebrows, provocatively.Sun Wukong opened his hands and blocked Xiao Er's way.

"Okay, then I'll get out of the way." Xiao Er left the restriction sideways, walked to the side of the fat man in two or three steps, and continued to smile obsequiously: "Boss, a newcomer just took over as my way , I wasted my time serving you, what do you think should I do?"

The fat-headed man was feasting, and the lock button hit a round: "Then hit him, hit him all over the place."

"Okay." Xiaoer got the manager's permission and planned to beat Monkey King, but who is Monkey King, he has long been ignored, so my old grandson will play with him.

"Punch me." Xiao Er emptied his raised fist and turned to look for Monkey King. Unexpectedly, the monkey head was agile and had already dodged behind him.

Another punch, in fact, no matter how many punches you throw, not one punch will fall on Monkey King, and it will be a waste of effort.

Soon he was sweating profusely and panting heavily.

Over there, the big-headed guy named "Boss" was full of oily water after eating the roast goose, and his clothes were also stained with oily water.

When I was full, I noticed that the little brother here was directly suppressed by Monkey King, and he also got involved in the fight.But Sun Wukong seems to have some weird tricks, and he can always escape the pincer attack of the two of them without making a move.

(End of this chapter)