Buddha's light illuminates NBA

Chapter 119 Howard's Secret Weapon of the Finals Almost Exposed

Soon, Lu Ming's embarrassment turned into joy for the audience.

I don't know what kind of mentality the Knicks' home staff have to extend the shot of Jason Williams' mistake, directly extending it to Lu Ming passing the ball without looking at the person.

This is even more embarrassing.

A quadrangle courtyard with three entrances and cross courtyards is far from satisfying him.

Lu Ming had a premonition that he would probably be able to raise his hands in advance with my old man Nick Young to celebrate this ball, and Bill Walker turned around and shook his head to celebrate, ranking among the GIF immortals.

"It's too much! Is there anyone who makes fun of your own star like this?" Lu Ming covered his face with a towel, feeling very tired.

Golden State LaVine: So, how unforgivable they are for replaying my slipping and falling while celebrating, and lovingly giving a magnifying glass!

Lu Ming: It's not the first time you slipped and fell, nor is it the second time you slipped and fell. What's unforgivable?

Jinzhou LaVine didn't want to talk, and the backhand was a slip and a three-non-stick hit.

A handsome primary school student suddenly turned her head: What happened?I feel like someone is talking about me behind my back?
"Boss, your No-look-pass is actually just a little less coherent. It was almost a top-five goal. Besides, that pass turned into an assist." Seeing Lu Ming covered with a towel, Milicic comforted him.

David Lee: Stop it!
At this time, Lu Ming, who was covered with a towel, was shaking violently with his shoulders.

Wouldn't it be crying?

David Lee and Milicic looked at each other, the latter thought for a while, and signaled David Lee to come, his comforting skills may not be mature.

"Hahahaha!" At this moment, a loud laugh came from under the towel.

crazy?

On the Knicks' bench, everyone was a little worried.

At this time, D'Antoni put away the tactical board that didn't know what tactics were drawn. Looking back, he found that the atmosphere on the bench was strange. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Lu Ming had already stood up.

"Lu, you?" D'Antoni was puzzled when he saw Lu Ming reaching out to him.

"Coach, what's the next strategy?" Lu Ming asked with a serious face.

"Oh, you talked about tactics. What, the tactics are just, just play as before. Believe in yourself, the Magic, there is nothing to be afraid of." D'Antoni subconsciously wanted to take out the tactics board, and thought that the tactics above were not mature enough, so he said casually.

"Oh, I see." Lu Ming believed it, nodded, and then walked to the technical table.

The other four starters quickly followed suit.

At the same time, the CCTV commentator, Wang Meng and Su Qun partnered to commentate the game.

After a slight smile, Su Qun said, "Probably, Lu Ming wanted to pay tribute in front of seniors. It's just that he hasn't done this kind of fancy work before, and he's a little unskilled. I think it would be better to practice more after the competition."

Wang Meng: Can you still say that?
Yes, you can say that.

Su Qun added, "But I don't really recommend that Lu Ming do this. His current style of play already has a concept in the fans' minds. It's the elegant and gorgeous kind that is pleasing to the eye, not the pleasing to the eye that coexists with the five best shots. As a rookie, as a point guard, it is still very important to control the number of turnovers."

Wang Meng nodded and said, "Yes. One more thing, Lu Ming needs to pay attention, don't act too good all of a sudden. After all, he has exceeded expectations a little bit now."

"Ahem!" Su Qun was stunned for a moment, and coughed twice.

"Wang Meng, don't mention that!" At this time, the director also reminded Wang Meng by ear.

Dude, almost the connotation is too obvious.

Wang Meng was also in a cold sweat, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Okay, the timeout is over, let's continue watching the game."

"..." What a blunt turning point.

The game continues.

For Lu Ming, the embarrassing thing has passed and the story has turned.

And, isn't there an old saying that as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed?
Therefore, Lu Ming, who carried the entire Prince Gong's Mansion on his back, put down his burden for the next game time and continued to lead the team forward with the royal power in his hands.

It's just that Howard is a bit annoying, yelling at Lu Ming again and again, "Come here!"

It seems that Lu Ming's happiness cannot be filled without hating him once.

So in order to satisfy him and let Howard's happiness be delayed, finally at the end of the second quarter, on the defensive end, Lu Ming appeared behind Happy Beast.

In fact, it was Howard who deliberately stepped out of the three-second zone and lured Lu Ming to switch to this position.

"Wow, Lu, you really do what you say! It's not like some people who say they're going to kick my ass hard every time, but they don't move their feet every time. Back-and-forth, you're not a man at all!" Howard said happily.

Also, by the way, talk about the ultimate opponent of last season.

However, this guy doesn't think that kicking his ass is really a py transaction in language, right?
So silly, so naive!

As soon as Lu Ming complained, Howard stretched out his hand happily and yelled, "Jason, give me the ball quickly, I want to show off the center's high singles skills in front of Lu!"

Like a happy big kid weighing more than 200 kilograms.

White Chocolate froze for a moment, hesitated, thinking that if Happy Beast was not happy, it would do too much harm to the team.

And after all, there are still more than two quarters in the game, so it's okay to let him play.

As for the high-post singles he mentioned, I'm sorry, but White Chocolate is ignorant. I really don't know the basketball field, and there are such earth-shattering skills.

Then with a pass that everyone feels relieved, the basketball was handed over to Howard.

"Get out of the way, I want to play singles! Lu, you have to be careful!" Howard dribbled the ball loudly, while pushing Lu Ming back.

Lu Ming also waved his hand to signal not to come and help.

Judging from the hard data such as the height and weight of the two, Howard, who weighs 120 kilograms, should be able to easily lift Lu Ming, who weighs less than 100 kilograms.

But everyone has forgotten that besides Master, Lu Ming also has an unofficial nickname, Fudo Mingwang!

So facing Howard, a rough-skilled player who can only hold his butt hard, Lu Ming's feet seemed to be glued to the floor, his legs were in a horse stance, and his upper body was hardly backward.

So Howard did not push, but almost lost the ball because of too much force.

"Come again!" Lu Ming encouraged.

Children, just need to encourage more.

"Haha, I was the one who tried it just now, and I didn't use any force at all! Next, don't fall over as soon as you hit it! Also, let's say it first, it's not a good brother to remove the chair halfway!" Howard also specially reminded Lu Ming.

There are commercial and quantitative.

It seems that this is the same as the training ground.

"Don't worry, I won't remove the chair." Lu Ming promised.

"Then just wait for me to lift you up to the clouds!" Oh, look at this imaginative wording, it looks like a master of purifying the soul.

"You can't stand it!" Lu Ming said.

"Ha, I'm sure I can do it!" Howard yelled, and then he pushed hard, but in the end, he still didn't move.

"You can't stand it!" Lu Ming took the time to adjust his posture and return.

"I can do it!" Howard yelled again, and he pushed hard again, but in the end, he still didn't move.

This is very embarrassing.

Moreover, in the process of pushing Lu Ming, because he was too hard, he received some reaction force. After three pushes, he was farther away from the three-second zone.

Howard couldn't understand.

Because this is Howard, who skipped the college stage and entered the NBA directly, does not understand Newton's laws of mechanics.

Howard became upset, "Lu, you can't cheat and ask your teammates to help."

In his opinion, except for Larry Hughes who was chatting with Carter outside the three-point line, Lu Ming's other teammates should be behind him to help him resist his superhuman strength.

"..." Lu Ming was speechless.

If it weren't for the 2021 Tokyo Olympics that haven't started in 2020, he would have thought that something had happened to the underworld.

The Unhappy Beast picked up the ball angrily, looked back, and found that Lu Ming was the only one, and felt even more depressed, "How could he be so powerful? Seven or eight girls waiting to be rescued would definitely not be able to bear my strength! He managed to hold it completely! Impossible! Something must be wrong! Could it be that the way I exerted my strength just now was wrong!"

Howard frowned and thought, but Lu Ming didn't urge him.

"Dwight, pass the ball!" At this moment, Carter suddenly shouted.

"Don't pass!" Howard was unhappy. If he was unhappy, he would lose his mind. He actually wanted to put down the ball and continue to hit Lu Ming with his back.

"Dwight, hurry up and shoot!" Then Rashad Lewis, who didn't speak much, also shouted.

"I won't vote!" Howard became even more unhappy, and the more unhappy he was, the more he lost his mind, so he let go of his hand.

As a result, a beep was heard.

The 24-second shot clock is up.

Fortunately, ok, Howard didn't get a ridiculous error on the second dribble.

"Dwight, calm down!" Although Carter came to the Magic not long ago, he didn't get into it very much, but his identity and status, he taught Howard to dunk in private, and he could still make Happy Beast listen to his words.

"I won't! Hmph!" Howard pouted and muttered in a low voice.

"Dwight, don't be too emotional." Carter persuaded again.

"Just emotional! Hmph!" Howard lowered his head, his black eyes were raised, and he looked like a baby who was wronged.

"Next time you don't come out, just stay inside, I will bring Lu in for you, and then you can dunk him casually! So, why do you want to use your post-up singles stunt casually in a regular season? It's not worth it!" Jason Williams also came over and said.

Compared with Carter, who has always smashed the ball violently and straightly, White Chocolate, who is more delicate, obviously knows better speaking skills.

But what he said made Carter a little panicked.

What if this big baby is really serious?
really!

"That's right, that's a special skill, a secret weapon to be used in the finals!" Howard suddenly figured it out, secretly thinking about it, it's a live broadcast across the United States!
Knowing everything, how can it be used as a secret weapon in the finals?
Fortunately, fortunately, I was resourceful enough not to use it before the end of 24 seconds.

Thinking of this, Howard grinned and said, "Hey!"

"..."

Carter and White Chocolate were very tired, and at least they talked, and then went back to defend with the happy beast that had regained their emotions.

Fortunately, at this time, due to the problem of the technical station, there was a short technical pause.

Otherwise, the Knicks would be able to run and shoot once while the two brothers were persuading the children.

On the offensive end, facing White Chocolate, Lu Ming didn't innovate. He just repeated the old tricks. After breaking through, he made a mid-range shot and scored two more points.

Before the end of the two quarters, facing Howard who had been guarding the inside and waiting to block himself, Lu Ming made seven or eight bursts just on White Chocolate, scoring 10 points and 3 assists.

And after the sudden cooldown, the other perimeter defenders of the Magic team couldn't defend Lu Ming a little bit.

At the end of the second quarter, Lu Ming had scored 21 points and 6 assists.

So far, it's pretty efficient.

"You guy, you didn't even dare to go inside once! You're too soft! You're really too soft!" After halftime, before the end of the field, Howard found Lu Ming and said with a sad face.

Trash talking is like childish tantrums.

As everyone knows, one day in the future, he will also be called soft.

"Hey, it's not good for you to think so. How can you always think about blocking your brother?" Lu Ming persuaded.

"But good brothers, aren't they all supposed to be like this? I blocked you for a layup, and then I dunked you? It's so interesting. Good brothers, aren't they all like this?" Howard said sincerely.

What a fucking logic genius!

Lu Ming was very curious, does this guy have any good brothers?
Probably not.

That's why I show off my prestige in front of children and speak with a big hat: Fuck your basketball dream!

Lu Ming waved his hand, ready to go back to the locker room.

Howard pulled him back, glanced at the data on the big screen, widened his eyes, and said, "Hey, good guy, Lu, I scored 10 points with dunks and free throws so hard, and you already scored 21! I said, you don't really want to get 62 points, do you?"

"Even if you score another 21 points in the second half, it's only 42 points, okay? Don't worry, it's impossible to score 62 points on you. After all, we are good brothers!" Lu Ming looked serious.

"Yes, we are good brothers! If you want to score 62 points, you have to wait for that guy from the Lakers to come here." Howard showed a happy smile on his originally depressed face.

Others thought, when did you become good brothers, why didn't we know?
Kobe: Howard, you say that, don't try to hug my thigh in the future!
Howard: Nonsense, I am the thigh!

Lu Ming turned to go back to the locker room, but Howard suddenly muttered again, "21 plus 21, is it 42? 21 plus 21, shouldn't it be 2121? Lu, you can't do math."

"That's no good, I can't get so much in one season!" Lu Ming quickly waved his hand.

"That's good. I can't take so much." Howard got an affirmative answer and happily returned to the locker room.

Seeing Howard walk into the passage with his own eyes, Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, when he said that 21 plus 21 equals 2121, Lu Ming was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat.

He didn't dare to correct Howard's mathematical calculation errors within the decimal rules. If others found out and said that he deprived children of the freedom of imagination and stifled the future of mankind, then it would be hard to justify the fact that a scholar met an American.

After all, in this country, freedom is absolutely politically correct.

As for whether it is correct or not, that is a side matter, not worth mentioning.

Of course, imagination is also very important, so Lu Ming only said that Howard was a mathematical operation error within the rules of the decimal system, and did not deny that he was unconstrained in imagination and unique in language creativity.

For example, he can say that he was seeking pleasure before the draft, saying that he was purifying the souls of those two women.

Not only has language creativity, but also has a philosophical meaning.

Quite a taste of the joy of fish.

In this regard, even Lu Ming, who is used to the intellectual debates in Buddhist classics and only understands the movement of the wind and flags, feels ashamed.

This is the meaning of happy education.

So the well-known people realized this very early on, and advocated that Chinese people learn the happy education in the United States, and don't stifle children's imagination and creativity.

Thanks to their eight generations of ancestors.

(End of this chapter)