Datang: Get Xiang Yu's divine power at the beginning

Chapter 307 Toilet Paper

Because they found that not only can paper be produced in this way, but also the paper produced is white, slippery and soft, and the writing is smooth.

The most important thing is, I don't know how much manpower and material resources are saved compared with the original method!
The master craftsmen in the papermaking industry can't help but sigh.

"Could it be that the papermaking technology taught by His Majesty was spread from the fairy world?!"

"The paper produced is so perfect!"

Li Chengdao chuckled lightly.

"what is this?"

"I will teach you another toilet paper manufacturing process!"

Then Li Chengdao taught them how to make toilet paper. The craftsmen are all masters in the paper industry, so they learned quickly and quickly mastered the trick.

When the first batch of toilet paper was made, they held the paper in their hands and felt it carefully.

White and soft, feels great!
They were amazed.

"How can there be such a soft paper in the world?"

But when they tried to write on it with a pen, they found that this kind of paper could not be used for writing at all, it was easy to break, and it seemed to be very absorbent, and all the ink could be squeezed out in an instant.

"Your Majesty, this kind of paper cannot be used for writing, so what is the use of it?"

the master asked.

Li Chengdao laughed.

"This kind of paper is called toilet paper, and it's not for writing, it's for going to the toilet."

When the old master heard this, the hand holding the paper trembled.

"Your Majesty, do you mean to use this paper as a toilet?"

"This is absolutely impossible, this is too extravagant!"

Li Chengdao shook his head and smiled wryly, he knew that the Tang people would react like this.

"With the kind of papermaking technology I teach, will paper still be precious?"

As a result, the master is still reluctant to wipe his ass with paper, after all, he is used to living with this kind of thinking, and he will not be able to change it for a while.

So Li Chengdao simply issued an order that he must use toilet paper to wipe his butt in the future.

Master:? ? ? ?
……

Then Li Chengdao gave the paper-making supervisor a paper-making task, and both book paper and toilet paper should be produced in large quantities.

Now you can finally wipe the chrysanthemum without hard paper.

The paper supervisor didn't understand why Li Chengdao needed so much paper, but he didn't dare to ask, as long as he obeyed the order.

After the paper problem was solved, Li Chengdao returned to the palace with several stacks of toilet paper.

As soon as he returned to the palace, Xiao Wu'er came to find him.

"My lord, what have you been doing lately, and you don't take anyone with you, hum!"

After getting along with Li Chengdao for a long time, Xiao Wu'er was gradually infected by Li Chengdao's modern atmosphere, becoming lively and lovely, and no longer so restrained.

Li Chengdao also specifically allowed her to continue to call himself "Young Master".

Although she complained, she still stick to Li Chengdao's back and massage him.

Li Chengdao had an expression of enjoyment on his face.

"Sir, I am the emperor now, so of course I am quite busy."

"Little Wu'er, your technique is getting more and more subtle, it makes me very comfortable."

Little Wu'er blushed.

"Hmph, young master is not serious!"

Li Chengdao laughed, took advantage of the opportunity to embrace Xiao Wu'er, and picked her chin.

"Bold, you dare to say that I am not serious!"

"Punish you to play a two-hour game with me tonight!"

Xiao Wu'er pursed her mouth when she heard this.

"what!?"

"But son, the time is too long, I am very tired!"

Li Chengdao showed a sloppy expression on his face.

"You just lack exercise. It seems that my task is still very difficult. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and I still need to work hard!"

"Come on little Wu'er, review the game of playing the flute that I taught you last time."

Xiao Wu'er blushed even more when he heard this, and looked around like a thief.

"My lord, it's not good to be here, right? This is the Imperial Study Room!"

Li Chengdao raised the corner of his mouth and pushed Xiao Wu'er's head down.

"Since you are looking for excitement, you must carry it through to the end."

……

After a few sticks of incense.

Xiao Wu'er is still not very proficient at playing the flute, his face is covered with saliva.

Li Chengdao handed over a piece of toilet paper.

"Look at you, let you come to me to practice more, now it's all over, it's all over your face."

"Wipe yourself with toilet paper."

Xiao Wu'er took the toilet paper aggrievedly, but was suddenly taken aback.

"what?"

"Young master, what is this?"

Seeing that she had never seen the world, Li Chengdao smiled.

"It's called toilet paper and you can use it to wipe your mouth or your butt."

Hearing this, Xiao Wu'er's small mouth opened wide in shock.

"My lord, you said this is paper?!"

"What kind of paper is this? Wu'er has never seen it before."

Li Chengdao said with a smile.

"Of course you haven't seen it before, this is my latest invention!"

Xiao Wu'er listened and looked at Li Chengdao with admiration.

"Wow, young master is great!"

"However, paper is used to record the words of sages, so how can it be used to wipe away filth?"

Li Chengdao touched Xiao Wu'er's head and said softly.

"My son is the emperor, so I can do it if I say so!"

"Wipe your face quickly, or it will be dry later."

After listening to Li Chengdao's words, Xiao Wu'er nodded with a smile.

"Hee hee hee, good!"

"Wu'er listen to the young master!"

Then she tried to wipe her face with toilet paper, and when she used it, she immediately showed surprise.

"Wow son, this paper is so soft and comfortable to use!"

She looked at Li Chengdao with more and more admiration. The son is really a god, and he can make such a miraculous paper.

Li Chengdao laughed.

"You haven't experienced the real magic of toilet paper yet. Using it to wipe your butt is [-] times more comfortable than using any bamboo sheet!"

Ten thousand times more comfortable? !

To be honest, Xiao Wu'er didn't believe it.

"Master, is it really [-] times more comfortable to wipe your butt with toilet paper?"

Li Chengdao said with a smile.

"You'll know if you try it."

At this time, Xiao Wu'er's stomach suddenly rang twice, and she immediately showed embarrassment.

"Oh, my lord, Wu'er's stomach really hurts when you say that."

Then she excitedly picked up a few pieces of toilet paper, ready to try it in the latrine.

This girl wants to see if this toilet paper is really as miraculous as the young master said.

But at this moment Li Chengdao stopped her.

"Hey, wait a minute, little Wuer!"

Originally, Xiao Wu'er had already left the room, but when she heard Li Chengdao calling her, she poked her head in again and asked.

"What's the matter, son?"

Li Chengdao said.

"When you wipe your butt, wipe it backwards, never forwards!"

This made Xiao Wu'er look dumbfounded.

"Young master, why is this?"

Li Chengdao: This...

"Ahem, you don't have to worry about it so much, just listen to me!"

Xiao Wu'er nodded half understanding.

Maybe this is the rule of using toilet paper.

"Wipe backwards, not forwards."

"Good son, Wu'er remember!"

Then she went straight to the latrine.

……

After a while.

Li Chengdao was watching "Sun Tzu's Art of War", when Xiao Wu'er suddenly pushed the door and broke in.

She said to Li Chengdao excitedly.

"Sir, this is amazing, this toilet paper is amazing!"

"Toilet paper is soft and comfortable, much easier to use than hard toilet paper!"

"It's really [-] times more comfortable than toilet chips!"

Seeing her so excited, Li Chengdao couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha!"

"Okay, as long as you feel comfortable, we will always use toilet paper in the future!"

(End of this chapter)